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>>26299802
19
I'm not sure because I haven't tried. Part of the problem is I don't actually like anyone around me. I'm probably part of the problem as well though.
I only just realized it's saturday night. I spent the entire day wasting away on the internet listening to sad music I guess.

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19
I'm a sperging cunt
I'm out with friends and browsing 4chan so they won't make fun of me for completely failing with a girl last night
Pic somewhat related

>19
>not around girls enough to get to know any
>going out to dinner with mom and stepdad before i leave for basic monday, then watching kodomi no jiko

19

Not sure how to have sex, ive been offered but declined

Going to watch my sisters softball game

>29
>ugly, personality of a brick, socially retarded KHV, health problems, poorfag, live with parents
>TV, shitposting

23. First it was social awkwardness, then it was pride and now I am just a self-flagellating antinatalist.

>>26299802
>24 kv
>terrified of rejection, no self-confidence
>going to a family dinner because it's my grandfather's birthday. I'll probably be getting kinda drunk at dinner

20
small penis and ugly body
Stay home and post on 4chan

>>26299802
18
ugly mixed entitled
weed and masturbation

>>26299802
18
Because I'm so fucking amazing girls are scared to approach me
killing budgies

>>26299802

>20
>studying, cloudrap, neon genesis evangelion

Op, how dafuq can you listen to techno at home without spergdancing in your chair like a retard?

>>26299802
23
ugly and shy
browsing r9k

>>26299802
>19
>autism and high standards
>sleeping or playing TF2

>>26299802
20
I lost it when I was 16 to a guy
Drink until I feel better and maybe play internet spaceships
Going to grab some takeout
Either pasta, pizza, or burgers I am not sure yet

>>26300194
dunno.. just bob my head a bit.

might have a wank later. dunno.

>>26299802
23
An unfortunate cocktail of insecurity, religious reasons and being overweight.
Drinking with some friends at my best friend's house so it should be a fun night.

>>26299802
22
Fat, no willpower to lose weight, no confidence to get past that insecurity
Play YGO on YGOPro or draw, masturbate and shitpost. Not necessarily in that order.

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>>26299802
>>your age
18
>>why you haven't lost your virginity
reee but i have
>>Saturday night plans
sister is coming over to stay tomorrow, for now just drinking and smoking with some music on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCUPc9zVfyo

>>26300123
why not just go gay then?

>>26299802
>21
>My superiority complex doesn't allow me to make a 'move'
>Movie, Vidya, Reading/Writing

acceptable reasons for being a virgin:
Being ugly, having a small penis, being a manlet.

not acceptable reason for being a virgin:
being a social retard, autism, low confidence.

28
I have lost it
Going to see my GF do improv comedy

>>26300123
you were proud of being a virgin?

25
no girl has wanted me
> implying I make night plans, ever

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>your age
18
>why you haven't lost your virginity
my vagina was too tight for my bf's dick to fit and we're long distance
>Saturday night plans
eat some yummy chicken curry, mayhaps watch a movie

>>26300419
No you dip, I was too proud to bother sticking my neck out and attempt to lose it even though the horse was practically led to water on a couple of occasions.

>>26300324
Yeah, let me just strap on my Gayhelmet and squeeze myself down into a Gaycannon and FIRE myself off into Gayland

>>26299802

>>age
19

>>why you havent lost your virginity
i used to be really moral fag about it, but im not so sure anymore.
probably have had a good 3-5 chances to lose it in the past couple of years with different chicks but i always turned it down. Recently hooked up with a girl at a party and it just felt natural to go for it and i said, eh fuck it. Tbqh fambma it isn't that great, it literally feels like sticking your dick in a wet hole. Oral feels nicer IMO and my hand does a better job than any roastie ever could

>saturday night plans

midterm season is here, kinda gotta study. partied hard with some buds last night and i'm hungover as shit. could go for round 2, just get drunk and play smash bros and some vidya with my best friend but i think i'm going to cut back on it for a bit
Gonna end up staying in finishing a project/doing homework/studying,

>18
>ugly af, I act like a retard to get people's attention so I can feel like society wants me, and plus I'm a fag living in a small town in the midwest so my options are pretty limited anyway
>shitposting

29
I have already
Xanax and bordeaux

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>22
>hideous sperg with a slew of mental disorders who never leaves the house
>shitpost until I fall asleep, wait for the super bowl tomorrow

>48
>too lazy to deviate from my routines
>going to see normie of the north with my brother

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>>26299802
>32
>I have
>Pizza, movies and viyda

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33

I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I don't do it very often but I very much enjoy masturbating and it gives me pleasure. However I've never felt any desire to be with another person.

I'm probably just going to play more American Truck Simulator and watch some more Railgun season 2.

>>26300790
sounds like a comfy night anon, hope you enjoy it

>18
>ugly and autistic and disabled
> Homework, Xbox or Steam, shitpost, and get drunk

>22
>I have lost my virginity
>not getting out of bed for the entire day, crying because my parents ruined my plans of meeting my boyfriend because they think I'm 12, probably will eat an entire pizza by myself and get a buzz going, ignoring that I've been drinking almost every night to cope with how controlling they are

>>26300790
>33
When are you going to end it senpai?

19

Actually lost it in highschool but haven't gotten laid since

Vaping in my room and doing some schoolwork, might drink some vodka if I get bored

>>26299802
21
I never leave the house and even have my groceries and other necessities delivered.
I'm planning on playing league and post on r9k.

>>26300832

man is everyone on this thread 19? i'm feeling some feels
we should all meet up sometime

>>26300846
That'd be nice, anon. I'mj ust a failed normalfag who could use some buddies to talk to.

>>26300886

SAME
OMG
dude alright, i'm just a college kid and i've been a failed normie too

only time i'm ever normie i think is when i'm drunk

where are you from bro?
i might know you, you sound scarily familiar

>>26299802
23
Went to uni and fell for qt virgin girl
Spend next 5 years having weird will we won't we relationship rather than perusing anyone else.
Move to a different uni to do my masters and we still chat on the phone every couple of days...

>>26300886

I'm 19 too and rarely leave the house. My best friend is at UNH and is throwing his life away. I need to find some new friends to talk to.

>>26300136
>small penis
Do you mean that you are complexed by it ?
Because you still can get laid even though you have a small penis

>20
>I'm average looking but I have aspergers and like to be alone a lot
>gaming and other shit

>>26300910
I'm a failed normie community college faggot. I live with my parents, go out with "friends" maybe once a month. All I do is drink, smoke, browse 4chan, and do schoolwork.

I'm from Tennessee senpai

20
autist
cut wrists

>>26300993
i feel you man, on the 'friends' part,
i really envy my dad having like 3 best guy friends that have had their backs for like 25 years, no matter what
wish i had that form of comraderie , sad :/


i'm in California

>30
>I've fucked lots of girls
>doind acid by myself

>>26300993
>>26301021

So far away...

I'm from Maine and commute to a local university. It's hard to meet people or do events cuz i never know what's going on.

23
Keep to myself
try to finish this assignment by the end of the day

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24
fat, small dick
gonna get drunk playing x com

>>26301116
>small dick
This is the worst fucking feeling in the world.
Besides hookers and rape is it actually possible for us small dicked guys to get laid?

>>26299802
>19
>no desire
>Jack off to chinese cartoons and make curry

>21
>lost it to the girl i was in love with for three years before she left me and turned me into a cyborg
>play rainbow six siege and maybe watch some anime

>>26301129
Yeah, i mean. If you manage to get a GF then >REEEE NORMIE OUT among all other things, but once youve been dating and youre about to put your benis in her bagoo, i dont think shell exactly stop in the middle because of a tiny dick

>>26299802
>20
>I don't really want to
>playing mtg

>>26301021
>>26300993
>>26301066


Thats the worst part about being lonely, there are 100s of people like us out there, lonely as fuck.
but you just never know who they are since we're all so far away

>>26301173
The humiliation of a girl seeing my small cock would be too much to handle.

>>26300824

I've actually never been at like suicidal levels of depression.

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>>26301021
Sometimes I feel like I just don't have the ability to strongly connect with anybody. There are a few people who are nice enough to my face but no real connection or lasting bond is ever created.

Oh well, I've always got booze and vidya. Nothing can take that away from me.

18
Asocial, ugly, self destructive, off putting, and just don't really care
Drink beer, watch TV, play Company of Heroes 2, sleep. Maybe masturbate if I'm feeling up to it. The usual.

>>26300790
>33
That's impressive to be alive at this age desu senpai,
congrats

>16
>Because I've never been in a position where it's a realistic expactation
>Going to the cinema with my crush to watch Deadpool, and later just chill alone. Pray for me fags

23
Fat and ugly
Get high and watch netflix/shitpost

>>26301387
You're gonna do well, my man

>>26299802
19
i look like a fat eggman
playing videogames, fapping, going to sleep early because i have work tomorrow

>>26301387
>Going to the cinema with my crush to watch Deadpool, and later just chill alone. Pray for me fags
Why would you take a girl to watch deadpool? what the fuck is wrong with you?
>16
Oh

>>26299802

>23
>fat ugly ginger dicklet with depression, no confidence, social retarded, dont want to leave the house, still live with parents but decent job
>playing blade and soul with my only friend while listening to black metal

>>26301387
underage b&

good luck though, i lost mine when i was 15 and haven't been with anyone since

>18
>guys don't like me, always friend zoned then they get gf
>working

If you aren't at least mid twenties (24 and up) you aren't full robot yet. We are talking RX-78 in comparison to the Nu Gundam, here.

>>26301488
That's just the kind of relationship we have. We're both fucking weird as shit, and we both want to see it, sooeee

>25
>can't talk to grils (that i'm interested in...)
>taking advantage of a pity invite to hang out

>>26301713
>taking advantage of a pity invite to hang out
Probably bad idea, thb

>>26301387
You're young enough to escape this hell if things go right for you. I know you're underaged and I should be raging, but I really do hope things go well.

>>26299802
>>26299802

what techno do u like m8

>>26301668
Fuck off, you don't belong here.

>20
>why haven't you lost your virginity
All the relationships I've been in have been long distance and always end before I have a chance to go visit her in person. I'm also socially retarded and ugly as hell. Kind of just going to give up on it to be honest, I'm never really going to have a chance with a girl anyways. Better to just give up hope, than to hope for something that won't happen.
>Probably just going to play xcom 2 and feel lonely like always.

28
Science nerd
Vidya and animes

Looking forward to them wizard powers.

>>26299802
26
There has been no opportunities to lose virginity.
I will play video games, and eat cereal while I watch the new episode of Dragon ball super.

>>26299802
23
hate humans
sit in front of computer doing nothing particularly interesting

16
Not old enough to buy a hooker not young enough to accidentally rape someone also i share way to much
Browsing 4chan and jerkin it

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>your age
26
>why you haven't lost your virginity
Don't leave place, don't talk to women & don't get along with most women.
>Saturday night plans
netflix or internet browsing.

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>your age
21

>why you haven't lost your virginity
For most of my life I was really shy. However, I've been working on improving my self-confidence by trying to become more assertive and emotionally independent. The Red Pill has helped a lot with this.

There are two girls in my classes who I'm planning on talking to next week. I honestly don't care if they reject me, I just want to prove to myself that I can talk to girls. Plus, they're probably going to turn me down anyway. Dating's really a numbers game. You just have to talk to as many girls as you can and hopefully one of them will be into you. But if I can chat them up, I can chat any girl up. And then I'll just try to talk to more girls and eventually I'll be able to get a qt3.14 gf I can relate to.

>Saturday night plans
I gotta drudge through my multivariable analysis homework. It's not that difficult conceptually, but it's a pain in the ass to do. Basically I have to write out really detailed, logical arguments for relatively obvious mathematical statements. I also have a lot to read for my general education classes.