>You can't even never compete with a cucumber. Why live?

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i use samurai sword, cut cumber in half

Now there is two cumber

Cumber win every time

>>26291422
>girl has visible core definition
>guy has clearly flabby gut

WTF? how?

>>26291918
guy has money, girl is a whore

>>26291422
>can't even never

Holy shit, anon. You are actually retarded.

>>26291422
holy shit that dick is HUGE

I'm literally not even half of that, not even mentioning the girth difference

why live

>>26293561
thats an average donger

>>26293716
no it's fucking not

>>26293722
yes it is.

probably like 6x5

>>26293756
more like 8x6

>>26293942
lol no wtf. 8x6 dicks look silly big.

go on reddit.com/r/massivedick if you want to know how big dicks actually look like

>>26293973
no, you go there, get a 8x6 pic, post it here, and prove that OP is smaller than 8x6, or make a fool out of yourself by showing that a 8x6 is actually smaller than OP

>>26293988
do you not understand how perspective works