Stuff in porn that pisses you off

>interracial cheating mom porn with good stories are on the decline

It sucks that my number 1 fetish hasn't had anything new come out for years now.

>watching porn video
>the man literally cums inside of woman and pulls out then a bit of cum slowly drips out of her pussy

What the fuck? Isn't that how you get pregnant? How are they able to do that? Im a little confused atm.

>>26286868
Birth control, dummy.

>>26286745

When the camera man focuses the shot of the dp on the genetials away from the wide shot of the woman's expression. It kills my fap desu

>>26286745
>watch porn vid with a cute girl
>has a vagina

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>>26286745
>deep throat video
>it's just a regular blow job

>cum inside throat video
>he takes it out her mouth and Cums on her face/tongue

>he spends 20 minutes ravaging her mouth
>kisses her

I fucking hate it when they show the whore with more than one load in her mouth.

>>26286895
Wait..birth control lets you cum inside of a girl without any chance of birth?

You fucking serious??????? AM I BEING MEMED HERE?

I legit thought birth control just stopped pre-cum or w/e from causing a woman to get preg, not a full blasted load shot into her.

>milf porn
>the milf has tattoos and tongue piercing

disgusting

>"Hot Teen Fucked Hard"
>Its a tattooed up 30 year old in pig tails

>>26286745
>he cums inside her mouth
>she immediately pulls the cum out and keeps it around her mouth
SWALLOW IT YOU FUCKING BITCH

>>26287014

Jesus, I realize robots don't get girls. But, I figured this was common knowledge.

>tennis shoes
>doggystyle for more than 10 minutes
>full clothing
>pigtails
>school uniforms
>threesome: fucking just one girl and cums on the other
>pussy closeups
>any taxi driver videos,most of them are shit
>asking her stupid questions during sex
>woman with more than 2 plastic surgeries
>outdoor fucking (there are some good ones but most seem just stupid doggy and the sun hits the lens)
>too much fucking spit

>>26287014
Yep, forms in impenetrable casing around the ova so the sperm get there and just die.

>>26287014
I've been fucking my gf daily for months without any condoms and she hasn't gotten prego yet

>all this disgusting shit you guys are describing

I'm glad I left 3D behind

>>26287014
Yes. Birth control halts the menstrual cycle. Many girls are on birth control even if they're not having sex because it takes care of all of that shitty stuff that happens to them once a month.

>>26287086
>I've been fucking my gf daily for months without any condoms and she hasn't gotten prego yet

Get the fuck off this board

>>26287047
>video called "deepthroatbitchswallowsitall"

>she subtly spits most of it out back onto his dick while she sucks after he finished

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>roleplay videos that are actually Ruined Orgasms videos
>POV videos that aren't really POV
>thumbnail is better than the actual video
>the cumshot gets replayed in slow motion and the audio is also slowed down too so the voices sound funny
>screen turns black before it ends so end up seeing my reflection on the screen
>end of the video, the male actor looks at the camera and gives a thumps up and says "This could be yoooooooooooooou!"
>long videos that are 60 percent talking, 20 percent clothed foreplay, and 10 percent actual nudity
>poorly produced and directed cosplay porn
>female POV videos that are just 10 minutes of the girl looking up at the ceiling or her looking down on the bed
>sex tutorials that are actually satire
>amateur porn where the couple doesn't turn off the TV or radio or fuck in front of their roommate who doesn't shut up while looking at funny videos on Youtube

>>26287014
Yep, plus there's the day after pill that also prevents fertilization

>>26287101
What's the matter? Is something wrong?

>>26287093
both in porn and in real life huh

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>>26287128
>end of the video, the male actor looks at the camera and gives a thumps up and says "This could be yoooooooooooooou!"

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>>26287039
>redhead fucked hardcore to pay the bills
>literal snorefest, girl doesn't even care

>>26287140
That one makes them feel deathly ill for a couple of days but.

>>26287128
>>amateur porn where the couple doesn't turn off the TV or radio or fuck in front of their roommate who doesn't shut up while looking at funny videos on Youtube
>mfw I will never hear someone chortling at an Alchestbreach video in another room as two people make sweaty love

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>"CHECK OUT THE FREE ADULT VERSION OF MYSPACE AT YOUR HOT BOOK DOT COM"

>Girl wears hot lingerie and heels
>Completely naked and fucking within the first 30 seconds

>Ebony porn
>Cameraman asks if she's slept with white boys before

>New model gets into the porn industry
>She suits your preferences perfectly
>Does one scene and vanishes

>"Centerfolds" with next-level bodies who refuse to do hardcore (or even oral) for petty reasons
Looking at you, Leanne Crow.

>BGM beyond the first minute, ever

>That guy with the two-toned dick

>>26287128
>>sex tutorials that are actually satire
Learned that when you gave her the ole lick a roo and got kicked out huh?

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Any scene with this asshole gets ruined for me immediately

>twenty sixteen of our lord and savior
>still watching pro porn

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>>26287014
Jesus anon

>>26287192
i think nubiles or eroticaX started this trend of hot woman just playing with a toy for 40 minutes

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>>26287039
>HOT COUGAR MILF FUCKED SILLY

>It's an 18 year old with tiny tits

>>26286745
>camera focuses anywhere on the guy

>Group/Gangbang/Rape/Torture
>You find the perfect looking girl you want to fap to and she is either fucking a black guy or doing any of the above actions

>Shit music/screaming too loud

>Fake as role plays


>>26287014
>>26286868
are you like 12? how do you not know about birth control??? please tell me you are trolling

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>>26287225
this guy aswell

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>porn that is unintentionally visibly smelly
>hot thumbnail, terrible video and audio quality
>video is titled "My girlfriend". Think that the girl is shot so click profile to see more of her videos. Profile consists of hundreds of videos titled "my girlfriend" and all of the girls are different and there's no way that this guy dated over 100 girls
>all of the videos of girls that look like girls I like in real life are shitty quality
>disruptive gross looking ads that bypass noscript and adblock
>can't set the video to full screen while the video is paused
>porn sites that keep track of your search and watched history even if you're browsing in 'private mode'
>'girl caught masturbating' video. Editor doesn't edit the 20 first minutes of the video where she's just sitting in her room minding her own business farting and picking her nose and doing her homework

>>26287275
>are you like 12? how do you not know about birth control??? please tell me you are trolling

I am 27.
I am not trolling.

You guys made me feel really bad now.

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>>26286745
>mfw im watching porn and theres intense eye contact

>>26287303
abed?

>>26287225
>marries pornstar
>make sure she retires
>keep doing porn normally
fucking prick

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>that indian guy in the comments who thinks the pornstar herself uploaded the video

>>26287128
>>end of the video, the male actor looks at the camera and gives a thumps up and says "This could be yoooooooooooooou!"

i dont believe this

There really needs to be something done about porn stars being abused in the industry. No one should have to put up with abuse or sex scenes they aren't comfortable. It's a performance job, not someone sacrificing their basic human rights for money.

>>26287318
well shit, i feel bad now because
>iktf

here let me share an embarrassing thing about myself
>be 15
>didn't know what virginity meant
>i thought it was just some random word
>had no lunch one day
>in class i jokingly said to my one and only friend..
>"Hey man... can i sell you my virginity for $20?"
>everyone heard
>everyone was dying of laughter, one kid fell of the chair he was laughing that hard
>teacher had a massive grin on his face as he tried to calm the class down
>friend looked disgusted and moved to a different table
>no one would shut up about it for the entire year

>>26286745
>porn

everything about it pisses me off. I wish I didn't even have a dick some days to be honest family

>>26287225
>hating based rocco

fuck off bitch

>>26287398
kek


original comments need to go here

>>26287014
Are you 11?

Provided the girl takes it right, birth control is basically 100% effective Eben if you cumulative inside her

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>>26287376
Every goddamn time

>You're so sexy baby please message me ;) how old are you?

>>26287318
Sorry anon, but now you know, thus possibly preventing a mental breakdown in the future when you're around a girl.

Silver linings.

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>>26286745
>When you're about to finish and the camera zooms in on the guys hairy ass and balls
>finish anyways

Lesbian. Surprise threesome with a dude. Excessively focuses on the dude and his penis.

Oh. I guess this is the new age definition of lesbian.

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I really hate it when I notice I'm focusing more on the guy than the girl

>>26287469
>this guy is so lame i could fuck her better :)

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>tranny porn
>gangbang
>she looks extremely feminine with a hard dick too
>she keeps tugging it
>every one cums except her

hate that

>>26286745
>watching porn with guys in it

Why? How does the huge erect cock not turn you off?

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>>26287469
>video is amazing
>guy sits on girls face and makes her lick his ass

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can we start posting actual example videos of this bad porn moments?

>>26287376
Most Indians are only one step above niggers.

POO IN LOO!

>>26287516
>>she looks extremely feminine with a hard dick too
>>she keeps tugging it
>>every one cums except her

This, plus:
>she has a voice deeper than Christopher Lee could ever hope to have had

>Girl is about to cum
>Time my masturbation correctly so I can cum at the same time as the girl
>Camera instead swings up to show the guys sweaty, flushed, scrunched up face with his tongue hanging out instead
>Happened so many times, I started tagging videos that did this "bait and switch"

Old 70's porno movies are infamous for this.

>>26287517
im not gay thats why, im not affected by the guy when the girl or tranny is really hot and shes enjoying a good hard fuck

>>26287516

>tranny porn
>gangbang
>she looks extremely feminine with a hard dick too
>she keeps tugging it

post the video?

>search for porn with a specific outfit. Maid uniform, latex, gasmask, whatever
>it gets taken off 30 seconds into the video

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>>26287572

this for fuck sake why do they do it

>tranny video
>girl can't get her dick fully hard
>when she cums, her cum just pours out instead of shooting out

>>26286772
Kill yourself, degenerate race-traitor.

>>26286745

>Any porn that isn't POV

Do you expect me to actually watch that third person cuck simulation shit?

>be into female on male first time themed videos
>find one where the guy talks like Stephen Wright
>find I cant get a boner while laughing thinking "I put Spot Remover on my dog and he disappeared."

>first time video
>it's obviously not her first time

>first time video
>there's no dialogue
>girl is really bad at the handjob or blowjob or whatever sex act
>guy doesn't guide her

>>26287516
>she looks extremely feminine
>she keeps tugging it
>she
>

>>26287568
just search ashemaletube there is a really hot porn star there that does gangbangs and cums too. Search in the model section for Ben-something cant remember the full name but she is blonde and wears dark shades her videos are pretty damn hot. Im sure if you search for models that start with Ben you will fond her

>>26287516
God DAMN I remember being obsessed with Mexicanlust back in middle school. She made me into "that kid" who brought porn to school on his PSP memory stick.

>>26287550
>girl
>cumming

youre talking about tranny porn rite cause real women dont cum

>>26287591
>girl can't get her dick fully hard
>girl
>dick

>man
>man's voice
>man's face

>>26287648
Are you me?

>male first timrle video
>obviously has had sex multiple times

>male first time video
>he is hideous and makes me (a level 31 wizard) feel the crushing oppression of reality instead of porn fantasies

>her first time video
>theres a "doctor" complete with facemask there to certify her hymen and make it look legit

>watching a good amateur video on xhamster
>click profile for more
>private profile/private videos
>user not accepting friend requests

This shit needs to go away, if you don't want people seeing your shit then don't upload it

>>26287714
>college sex party
>3 guys stand with their phones and filming it

>>26287014
This is a whole new level of virginity

>>26287568
found her

http://m.ashemaletube.com/model/benetton-1152.html

enjoy you sick bastard

>guy doesn't come out at the end wielding a chainsaw to maim the girl


it's like I waste 40 minutes every time

>>26287701
Sorry, meant orgasm. Don't do drugs.

>>26287737
holy shit thanks im jacked up on meth rite now about to pull an all nighter masturbating to this

>watch 30 min long video
>guy has an absolutely pathetic cumshot

Nothing annoys me more than a weak dribble nut

>>26287775
they dont have orgasms either

>>26287804
>girl with open wide mouth
>he just cums on the tits instead

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>tranny about to cum
>see more at Jewdgoldshemales.org

>>26287725
Same goes for pornhub channels. There's a fuckton of rare c4s fetish content locked behind "friendship" filters, all with ~200 views on dead accounts.

>>26287714

Male first time videos are rare and usually really comedic or cringey :C

>>26287893
Nobody knows that better than I :(

>>26287124
or dude just cums in her mouth

bitch you're supposed to put it to the back of your throat and down it like a thirsty elephant at the watering hole


also adding
>guy piling the shit out of the woman
>pulls out
>gets on her knees
>jacks off furiously
>jump cuts because its takin him ages

why did you pull out in the first place

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>>26286745
>camerman talking
>ever

>>26287310
>video is titled "My girlfriend". Think that the girl is shot so click profile to see more of her videos. Profile consists of hundreds of videos titled "my girlfriend" and all of the girls are different and there's no way that this guy dated over 100 girls

oh god
>me gettin blown by hot red head
then you see other videos with a way different dick
>craigslist slut fuckin anal

>>26287516
honestly i dont mind tranny porn as long as its a tran with an actual woman.

but man trannies with a huge dicks are so fuckin repulsive

>>26287725
and when they have private vids.. the fuck mate
>they just want you to exchange them for your videos
or
>pm me for the video

like yeah nah i'm not gonna get that personal with you. i'm just going to find another video, wank, then go do something else

>>26287893
>that video of the fat virgin fuckin a pornstar
>or the other one with some awkward nerd

jesus christ lots of lube must have been required for the female between shots

>guy is about to cum
>two little spurts and they fall on the ground because she was too far back

>tranny about to cum
>she just throbs out a little cum onto her stomach

>tranny never cums

>guy is loud as fuck

>lesbian porn
>girls just flicking their tongues on each other
>never actually make each other climax at any point but still moan like they're getting their backs blown out

Time for hentai edition:
>NTR out of no where (looking at you Imako System)

>90% of hentai is rape

>there's a fat guy fucking the girl
alternatively
>there are like ten fat guys gangbanging a girl

>cum is horribly drawn/animated

>Queen Bee gets the license to something you love
SECRET JOURNEEEEEEEY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>>26287014

Oh shit this one deserves a screen cap

>>26287318

Good, you fucking retard.

>really hot shit is going on
>instead of filming the dude slamming that tight cunt, it zooms on the guys face contorted in fake pain then pans over to the chick who starts doing a bunch of fake moans the moment she realises the camera is pointed at her
yes, we all know sex feels good, we don't need to see a 55 year old jewish man's face and hear some just out of high school slut moan OH FUCK eleven times in a row to figure that out

>>26287014
ANON DONT LISTEN TO THEM

REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE, THEY'RE TRYING TO KEK YOU

DON'T FALL FOR THE BIRTH CONTROL MEME

>>26286745
Camera man chatter, shut the fuck up
"Teen" mabye 20 years ago she was
Trannies that are just some young male gook with makeup and a wig on
Toothless niggers fucking a white woman
Fats of any type
Same 4-5 guys in every video

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>>26287014
How stupid are you?

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>>26286745
THE ASS WAS FAT THOUGH HNNNGH

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>camera man attempts and under-the-nutsack shot but ends up just getting a shot of the guys sweaty asshole thrusting back and forth

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>creampie video
>guy is about to cum inside her
>shows 0.1 seconds of the creampie
>pans to the guy's cumface for a good 10 seconds
>pans back to the pussy
>he's already pulled out

>>26287014
Kek and I thought I was bad.

>>26286745
>lesbian scissoring video
>they won't suck on each other's toes
>feet go right into the other girl's face
>she physically moves them to the side instead of licking them

Just fuck my boner up senpai

>>26287376
pls baby
my penis so hard for you
pls be in mumbai

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>It's 3d
Seriously, I'm not full on 3dpd mode but holy shit standard porn is something awful.

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>hot teen getting fucked loves anal!

>they're under 300lbs
>not hairy
>not even one fart in the whole video
>no one is calling me pathetic while brandishing their feet
>none of them are trans or muslim
>there's no extended shoe-fitting scene

why even fucking bother anymore

things that are bad:
>porn involving males at all

>cameraman talking
>cameraman makes loud moaning noises
>cameraman starts masturbating
>music playing instead of the original audio
>music playing at all

>girl makes no noise
>girl makes overly fake noises
>girl says nonsense
>girl says really unattractive things
>"ooh yah baby get up in me foockin guts" (Paige Turnah)
>"yeah fuck baby fuck me so motherfuckin hard with that big motherfuckin hard fuckin dick" (Gianna Michaels)
>girl remains still
>genital closeup

>anything involving mouths near anuses. "eating ass" is fucking disgusting
>girl puts dildo in her ass and then sucks dildo
>girl starts stretching her vagina
>girl stretches her anus
>girl gapes her anus

>how people with disgusting fetishes (eg scat, piss, farting) are so vocal about it
>"dam I want her to shit in my mouth"
>porn that ISN'T GOOD (seriously, if the girl isn't remarkable in some way or there isn't something remarkable about the video then just don't upload it)
>"me fuckin ugly neighbor bitch" (if she was ugly why did you upload it?)
>the amount of "JOI" videos that are for submissive males. (seriously how can I get videos like that without humiliation stuff)
>for fat chicks, having lots of weird fetishes in the related videos (smothering, giantess, vore, farting)
>ugly faces on attractive bodies (Sarah Jay, Virgo Peridot) in the related videos
>disgusting old haggard women under "bbw"
>squirting (it's piss, it's gross)
>roasties
>tattoos
>women with amazing looks doing terrible videos, with very little actual sexual content

>Just find an adorable girl who's only done a few videos
>All with mutilated dicks
What a fucking turn-off, the guys don't even make the slightest groan when she's worshipping their dick, it's that dead.

>still watching porn
>not fucking your tulpa
It's CURRENT YEAR, guys. Come on.

>Gloryhole porn
>Man just walks into the booth after being sucked for a minute and fucks her right in the stall.
Well what's the fucking point of shooting a gloryhole scene in the first place if you're not even going to do it right?
It's like shooting a gay porn scene where two guys kiss for a minute and then give a woman a DP and still thinking your target audience will be interested.

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>search latex catsuit fuck
>she gets naked in first 2 minutes every fucking time

>download pegging porn
>10/10 nice makeup and all
>she does know how to fuck
>instant delete

>download femdom porn
>decent looking mistress
>male being dominated is fucking fat granny
>fuck this shit

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>POV
>Guy barely makes a peep during blowjob
>Pushes her face down and makes her eat his asshole
>Groaning like mad, toes curled right up seems to be in heaven
>Forces the girl to do it for 10-20 whole minutes.
Disgusted by the visual but jelly of the sensation.

>>26288385
Always creepy fucks too.
>'Mmm show me that booty..'
>Does some limp spanking and shove's his finger around her ass
>Can hear him audibly sniffing it

>>26286745
I have a strange fetish. I actually get off to masculinity or displays of it. So i get off to a chad fucking a girl or i get off to watching masculine men fight. Dunno why but masculinity turns me the fuck on and feminine men make me fucking angry. Like really fucking angry.

So i jack off to men and despise faggots. I am strange.

Completly agree about the cum though OP.

>Try to watch some JOI instructions because cute girls shouting encouragement and positive affirmation while I masturbate is amazing.
>It's impossible to tell what sort of JOI it is by the description/thumbnail.
>90% of videos are "Yeah, stroke that tiny sissy cock you stupid faggot".
>Only option for fresh content is loading, skipping to the middle, seeing if they're being nice or acting like cunts, close the video if they are and repeating for ages before finally finding one good video.
And don't even get me started on the majority of these self-styled "dominant" women.
Dominance means behaving like you're in charge and you're in control. It doesn't mean "act like a cunt and insult people". That's not showing control, that's just showing you're a bitch.

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>>26286745
>LOUD ORGASMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olC63BviSus

>tfw you're really horny and your internet connection isn't working at the proper speed.
Fucking ISP making me blow my load to a buffering icon.

>nice tranny porn
>that fucking bald guy comes in and fucks / getting fucked by her

You know which one I'm talking about.

>>26290865
>suck your finger
>rub it on your butt-hole

The guy would have been groaning because it was his fetish.

>>26290930
Anybody else here wanna like blow your load to a really good part but right when your about to cum the bitch or the guy or whatever makes a fucked up face or does something nasty and your just sitting thier jacking off trying not to cum to the nasty thing. Happens to me alot when i browse porn threads,

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>>26290930
fuck off you dont know true suffering until you live in rural kentucky

>BBW
>It's just fat fucks.
If they tagged it "Fat", "Obese" or just "Big" on it's own but "Big Beautiful Women" is just a fucking lie. You can't be fat and beautiful.
It's calling something a "White/White Interacial Scene".
It's objectively wrong.

>>26290760
>jacking off
>cum
>immediatly get incredibly angry start yelling at the screen while cumming "FUCKING LEAVE FUCKING KILL HER PUNCH HER LEAVE FUCK YOU FUCKING AAAAA"
I dunno why i sometimes get angry when i cum.
Sometimes i laugh when i cum too

>>26287535
>indians above niggers

>>26287376
This shit has started happening even here on the porn boards after the "Fappening" brought in newfags.

>>26287318
At least you provided some entertainment

>>26287014
>>26287318

Did someone screencap this yet?

>>26287552
>tranny porn
>not gay

Pick one m8, cos to me it sounds like you're gay

>>26291986
it not gay nor straight. it is just weird.

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>milf
>she's barely 20 years old

>>26291341
Nah man /b/ has been full of retards like that for years

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>watching POV porn
>TV on the background has porn on
>they don't turn that shit off

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>gorgeous woman
>does the most bland, horribly boring snorefest porn ever

looking at you, Julia Ann.

>Anal
It just seems so disgusting and pointless to me.
Why the hell would you want to fuck an asshole for when a vagina is right there, man?
I'm convinced all the guys really into anal are actually closet homos. It would explain all the trapfag and trannyfag "hurr durr but it looks like a girl! boypussy!"

>>26286745
>black men ever

>cameraman speaks

>milf meaning 30-year-old with fake boobs

>black men. ever

>fat ghetto nigger women with white men is super rare

>trannies not bottoming

>SSSSSS-AHHHHH

>black. men. ever

>>26287810
>>26287701
just because you prematurely cum, doesn't mean that women can't cum. you're just shitty in bed.

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>>26286745
whats the point of ejaculating on face anyway(maybe except for blowjob)? i dont find it enjoyable or disgusting. its just weird and doesnt give any emotions or feelings. id rather see guy cumming on girl's stomach.

what i hate in porn
>stockings getting torned off or removed in half-way of scene
>heels present in beggining of video then they drop em
>cameraman doesnt film the whole body while girl getting fucked
>cameraman doesnt record closeup (lips, mouth, dick) when girl does blowjob
>cameraman doesnt film closeup when guy is slowly entering anus/pussy
>girl moans LOUDLY or screams, fucking huge turn off. you dont enjoy that sex as much as you scream, whore, just shut up
>rough scenes, aka where female being tortured, thrown around, harsh deepthroating/anal/vaginal penetration
>big/huge sized dicks. average dicks 12-15cm are a rarity
>big loads of oil. if you want to enhance the image of that bubbly butt just fucking put a bit of oil, it doesnt need to be a god damn waterfall

>>26287074
fuck those tennis shoes

>>26287592

How is that even

That was the one and only time in your life you could have appropriately called someome a cuck and you failed

>>26287014

Tbh no one told me either anon, and I think everyone replying to you is probably trolling.

>>26287128
>the cumshot gets replayed in slow motion and the audio is also slowed down too so the voices sound funny
This

>screen turns black before it ends so end up seeing my reflection on the screen
No lcd screen will allow for sharp reflections when showing black color. You must be watching on a old monitor

>>26292203
People who use cuck don't actually know what it means. Also this isn't /v/

>>26287014
You sir are a truly an ascended virgin, you're just on an entirely different level of virginity that us mere mortals can't comprehend

>>26292341
>Also this isn't /v/

What?

>All non-Mike Adriano Porn
>The current crop of guys like Mike blue trying to copy Mike Adriano shoots/angles/scenes(Its not the fucking same/

Any hardcore video just fails in comparison to Adriano videos between 2010 and 2016. Anal, gapes, wet sloppy blowjobs, lots of oil, close up shots of the girls, pov. Everything else is so shit.

>>26287014
American education system confirmed for shit

>>26290988
>"White/White Interacial Scene"
I've actually seen black/black scenes under "interracial". Apparently "interracial" just means "I'm gay as fuck and I love looking at nigger penises"

foot fetish porn
>girl writhes and contorts her foot like "WEAUIRHGUERGHERGHKJDSHF LOOK AT MY FOOT LOOK LOOK LOOK AT MY FOOT" instead of relaxing it like a normal human being would
>girl licking other girl's foot only licks it with tip of tongue
>girl licking other girl's foot decides to pretend to lick between her toes but only goes 1/10th of the way in there and then stops because she's grossed out but then why even do it in the first place you blue balling whore
>girl on top is too much of a pussy to really drag her foot along other girl's tongue
>girl on top doesn't understand "foot worship" and can only think in terms of overactive shitty blowjobs, so all she does is cram her foot all the way into the other girl's mouth and go SUCK IT LIKE A COCK WOOOO, resulting in thick globs of throat spit and a gagging ugly-looking woman
>girls have to change poses eighty seven times in two minutes, instead of just relaxing and lying back and getting their feet licked like a normal human being would, making the whole thing seem artificial as fuck
>girl licking other girl's foot from the top, with the soles facing the camera, screaming "THIS IS A PERFORMANCE FOR YOUR BENEFIT, CAMERA VIEWER!!!!" instead of seeming at all organic or natural like actual foot licking is taking place
>

dominance porn
>all girls think dominance consists in doing this throaty laugh like MMH HMM HMM and then following it up by inhaling sharply, then repeating the laugh, over and over again
>no sense of intimate or mischievous dominance, it's always straight to corny BDSM tropes
>favourite semi-amateur studio gets bought out by some big LA producer, and suddenly all the girls are wearing spandex and lycra and fifteen inch neon PVC heels in overpriced dungeon rental sets like it's a fucking 80s music video

>why are clips 3 minutes long??? why stop as soon as the good part starts?? why not just make a 30 minute long clip?? WHY???? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>26288775
>90% of hentai is rape
That's not bad, go be gay somewhere else.

>video title advertises a big black cock
>it's actually an average black cock

false advertising

>>26287014
I wouldn't be surprised if this anon was either underage or American or both

>>26286745

not enough plot, or violence, or glorious scenes of victory.
porn ought to be a way to slip full penetration into semi-proper films. its the only way that the industry will survive.

besides, actors are pretty much whores with a camera on them. i want to see a porn movie which isn't tongue in cheek, and is at least 65% not fucking. A war film that gay men can truly engage with, a gothic horror where the vampire gets her tits out and takes dick, the hot version of oedipus tyrannos, perhaps even a biopic of charlemagne featuring the conception of pepin the hunchback.
the possibilities are fucking endless.

>annoying camera men asking them retarded questions and trying to be amusing

>>26292448
because 3 minutes long videos on pornhub, xhamster etc. are just teasers. you are supposed to buy the full clip. once you do so you find out that you have already seen all the good parts.

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>When the female pornstar has that "I have ruined my life" look on her face for a brief second

>>26292533
The problem is that real movies cost money to make and nobody pays for porn.

>>26287500
Seems like you'd be happier if you just accepted it

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>>26287048
>>26287078
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>>26292491

Hi, I am back. And no. I am not underage, and no, I wasn't trolling. I am 27 years old. I honestly just thought cumming inside of a woman was instant baby regardless of birth control or anything. I thought that was the whole purpose of using a condom, that you needed a condom to avoid getting a woman pregnant. I've honestly never seen anywhere anyway where its possible to cum inside a woman without making her pregnant.

I don't see why you're all acting so shocked. I don't have any contact with women, I've never been close at ever having at GF, I don't ever talk to women outside my own family. I am actually in shape and keep myself groomed well, I've always kept active my entire life and ate well and kept myself in top shape. The thing is I have social-retardation and cannot make friends or have any social group let a lone a girlfriend.

I don't even have the stuff to make a tinder account because all my photos would just be of me taken by me in my home. I can pass as a normalton in real life because keep myself well dressed, well groomed and in shape, but that's just an outside appearance, I am basically empty inside, shell of a person.

>>26287014
this is bad even for r9k standards

>>26292776
I know I was bad, but I didn't think I was that bad.

I just never been with a woman before so I've never had this question pop up in my mind before.

Is it really THAT bad? Like, should I really know this stuff by default?

Just.

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>look up musical porn compilation
>"SISSY HYPNO BIMBO SLUT TRAINER 2000"

>>26292773
Bitch we don't need your fucking life story. We're all here social retards who probably will never speak to a woman for more than 2 seconds. It's still incredibly stupid of you to NOT know.

Or did you really believe those h-mangas where the girl screams "IF YOU CUM INSIDE I'LL GET PREGNANT UGUU" are true to life?

I hate any extreme close ups of the dick going into the vagina. Its usually some dudes hairy balls youre looking at and that isnt hot. I would rather see the girls body and expression.

>>26286745

>All titles are fake and usually suggest incestuous behaviour
>by searching cougar of milf categories you get cuckhold man whores in the scene
>even some presumedly amateur movies are staged

Omg I rlly need a girl lol

>>26292837
but now for real, does anyone watch that kind of shit? or in general any compilation porn?

>>26292406
Except when he makes them rim him
Fuck that noise

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How do you guys deal with the 'problems' that you find in porn?

My biggest porn problem is when you have mom and son porn where the 'son' is in his fucking 30's or 40's and clearly the same age as his 'mom' or even on occasion older.

So my solution is that every time this happens I go into photoshop and create a 'birth certificate' using a template I got from google images for the son and save it into a folder I have specifically for birth certificates. Then I read the birth certificate while I masturbate to the porn.

This lets me pretend that the person in the video is actually the child of the woman and makes the wank MUCH more enjoyable

>>26292773
Even without birth control cumming inside a woman != instababy. There are other factors at play, like whether she's ovulating (or will be in the next 7 days) or whether you've actually got any swimmers.

>>26293123
I have that problem too but this is some high tier autism

>>26293123

sprolign's me?

>>26292773
with most of those pills you actually get her pregnant but those pills cause instant miscarriage.

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>shemale fucks girl
>"she" can't stay hard in her cunt even when the girl is super into it
P.S.
>no shemale fucking dude's wife cuckolding

>no oral on grill
>awful lighting
>not every scene needs anal guys
>dont show me dude butthole plz

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>Lesbian porn
>strapons

>shemale/tranny/mtf porn
>the tranny doesn't even look remotely female and is just a Twink in women's clothing

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>tfw no shemale on male facefuck porn
I want to see guy drowning in his own droll after she pulls out monster cock out of his throat.

>tranny fucking ANYONE
You're supposed to be a girl get taken like a girl
>tranny not having a boner
If you're not into it how am I supposed to be?
>tranny looks nothing like a girl
C'mon son.

It's hard finding porn that caters to me.

>>26293002
I like hands-free shemale orgasm compilations.

>>26294055

Topkek. I specifically searched for just that once but I think I remember being disappointed by how flaccid their cocks were in general. It's better to just find videos of shemale bottoms with hard cocks, if that would satisfy your itch.

Face cumming is the worst fucking shit.

It's fucking everywhere. Why would you want to cum on her face that's fucking retarded un;ess it's for comedy.

Why not in her mouth

>>26294214
hands-free while in chastity cage is the best.

>>26294235
Nah man, I want to see the boner.

>>26286895
>fuckbuddy on birth control pills
>still makes me wear a condom
>ex-gf on birth control pills
>still made me pull out
>tfw no IUD gf

I literally cannot masturbate to any porn that has the dude jerking off at the end instead of letting the girl finish the job.

I pretty much restrict myself to POV only unless it's lesbian.
>"POV"
>Only one scene in POV, the rest taken from the side

>Not enough Aunt-Newphew POV or Aunt-Mom-Newphew POV porn, the latter of which I've only seen one vid.

>20+ minute video
>Over half of it is just a blowjob and sometimes there is no fucking at all

>POV vid
>There's a guy in it, spends the almost the entire time looking at his dick moving in and out of the vagina.
^The worst

>>26294317

Obligatory:

http://xhamster.com/movies/436837/no_hands.html

>lack of lesbian trying dick for the first time videos
>lack of non-cucks/swingers exchanging partners for the first time videos
>lack of real caught masturbating videos
>no steroid cream phimosis handjob videos

>>26287389
I agree but that's why you don't become a pornstar. I don't give fuck about human rights while I'm fapping, though.

>>26292072
>barely legal
>she's 40

>porn starts
>camera man goes "hey girl you like benis"
>girl "teehee yes i love benis"

Asian porn desu

All of it

Chicks are hot, but holy shit they sound like fucking retards, squealing like pigs and shit. Just stop.

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>toddler vid
>actually preteen

>>26295412

This made me kek the most, cause I know this feel, at least when it comes to hentai, anyway.

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>anal

Why the fuck would anyone enjoy watching that, WHY?!

>any porn
>pulling out before he cums ever
>showing man face ever
>not amateur porn
>excessive talking, such as an interview beforehand
>anything gaping
>shot from behind the guy showing ass and balls
>"blowjob" porn that's mostly a bad handjob with a little bit of licking and sucking in between
>captions
>guy is half flaccid the whole time and doesn't actually penetrate the girl even though children are supposedly his fetish
>production porn that pretends to not be
>anything with urine or feces, including "squirting".
>torture bondage. If I'm not doing it, I don't really get anything out of it
>incorrect tags
The tags haven't changed in 15 years except to include niche stuff. If I search for oral creampies, I better not get fucking facials. I helped build the common usage for these shits by redistributing hundreds of gigs via morpheus with tags that made fucking sense and I'm not about to lose all the hard work I put into editing the tags of thousands of videos to get this shit to catch on, only to have some dipshit newfags ruin my ability to find new content.

>>26295489
there is good and bad anal. sadly in porn you can usually see only the bad one. but I agree that it is waste to ignore pussy, penetrating it much more aesthetic.

>supposed to be a blowjob scene
>90% of it is a handjob

You had ONE job, you fucking whore.

>>26294230
This man knows what's up. I fucking hate it.

>>26294351
My brother-in-law did this to my sister irl, told my mother and she told me. I have a weird family.

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>Cameraman doesn't shut the fuck up

I already hate the fake dirty talk and stupid questions like HOW MANY DICKS YOU SUCK BB but if a cameraman is way too involved it's like I'm watching porn with somebody else.

>>26286745
>male actor being at all visible or audible
That's why I prefer solo or lesbian stuff.

>>26292773
Even without birth control it's only like 30% chance of getting someone pregnant the first try. There's more to it than that, like ovulation cycles and timing, but if you cum inside a random girl you're not going to get her pregnant instantly, especially if she just had her period or is about to have her period. Even if fertilization occurs, implantation doesn't always occur (the body can and will reject and abort nonviable pairings). It took me a month to get my wife pregnant after she stopped birth control for the prescribed time.

> no preface storyline

I hate porn that just starts with people already fucking/kissing/etc. Why should I care if there's no context?

>bareback porn
not sure why but condoms turns me on.

>>26288775
>cum poorly drawn or animated
100% of the time it just looks like pancake batter. Anime-tors just can't into semen for some reason.

>porn vid
>has a dick
or worse
>you can hear the dude grunting

That's gay as fuck and why I only watch softcore or MAYBE POV if it's good enough.

Wordy porn titles that try to make the video sound raunchier than it really is

For example a video with

>A redhead MILF fucking a black dude

Would have the title

>Slutty firecrotch cheating mother gets nicely fucked in the ass by massive BBC from behind

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>Fapping to rape hentai
>The rapist suddenly injects some drug into the girl causing her to enjoy the rape
>No longer rape once she enjoys it
This seriously ruins my boner every time, is there even a drug like that exist?

>>26295628
The whole point of porn is people fucking. If you want context, watch Casablanca.

>>26295754
Normies probably grunt while they fap so they don't hear male grunting over their own.

>>26295863
Ever seen your own orgasm face? I did and it was fucking horrifying how retarded I look.

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>Gorgeous 6'0" tall Czech babe
>Awesome little accent to go along with it
>Smoked a coal pipe
>NEVER FUCKING TALKS
Looking at you Kitty Jane

>>26290935
FUCKING THIS. GET THAT FUCKING DUDE OUT OF PORN

>>26295820

I feel your pain, anon. Fucking japs and their shitty "rape women until they love it" culture. It's surprisingly difficult to find rape manga that doesn't involve the victim enjoying it. Even the ones that don't use "drugs" as a crutch just have her start to enjoy it anyway.

>>26290935

I'm not about tranny shit, what's this about?

>"tranny"
>no implants

Tranny porn without any tits is just gay porn

>>26295820
scopolamine I guess

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>girl has nice lingerie and stockings and stuff
>she removes them in the first minute and they continue to fuck completely naked

W H Y ?????????

>>26286745
>porn stars wearing clothing
>thinking after what they've done they should be treated humanely.
lol

>tagging latex as leather
fucking ignorants

>>26286745
>cumshot
>either focuses on the dick or cuts away from the chick entirely and shows the guys face as he's cumming
for what purpose

>>26286868
Found the catholic

>>26287192

>New model gets into the porn industry
>She suits your preferences perfectly
>Does one scene and vanishes

definition of fustration

>>26287192

>That guy with the two-toned dick

so distracting

>>26286745
I can't stand fake porn that pretends to be authentic. But then someone tries to overproduce it and fucks the whole thing up.

>accidental creampie video
>dude cums in her poon
>cameraman zooms in on shitlord's face and he belts out the worst acting in history and completely breaks any semblance of immersion from the scene.

>hidden camera wincet video
>camera is stationary, video bretty gud
>oh brother, we can't tell mom or dad about this"
>"okay sister, it's our little secret, no one will know"
>30 seconds later they're fucking and the camera is up walking around on it's own.

My god porn producers are fucking idiots.

>>26287128
>>thumbnail is better than the actual video

my life

>>26293002
I watch painal compilations, facial compilations, throatfuck compilations, etc. regularly.

Usually just skipping through to find something that does it for me so I can bust then I turn it off.

>she rides him on soft bed
>they both are just going up and down together with bed.

>>26295489
because the woman is getting fucked and is in pain.

Huge turn on for the sadists among us. I watch painal vids all the time.

>>26296016

Christian XXX, huge, muscley hairless guy, does ALL of the tranny porn for the past 3 years or so
So if you like trannys but dont like him, your in for bad time

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>>26287074
>>any taxi driver videos,most of them are shit

ayyy lmoooo.

originally I was blown away by how often they feature a bitch in #nopanties, but it's actually extremely low on content save for the two videos I favorited, of which the #nopanties scene is only a few seconds long.

Concept is there, but westerners never get RPing right unless it's JOI.

>>26297481
haven't seen him in tsseduction movies yet.

>>26297667
i think thats the one place you wont find him

>cheap gonzo shit, the production is basically a dipshit with a camera
>especially when the camera man won't **SHUT THE FUCK UP**
>here's a microscopic closeup of dick in vag for 20 minutes, it's like watching a steam engine made of meat
>sloppy blowjobs with gagging
>camera angle changes LITERALLY multiple times a second
>no insertions, the scene just transitions and is not a continual progression
>obviously fake and repetitive moans
>sweaty man face

It's as if they think we watch it for any reason other than fapping.

>>26298000
>>no insertions, the scene just transitions and is not a continual progression
this is so true. insertion is the best part about anal imho. I hate when they skip it and first few moves.

>>26290935
I fucking hate that guy. I like tranny porn but I don't want to see a guy getting fucked in his ass, that's disgusting. I don't want to see the guy sucking dick. What's the point of being a tranny if you're just gonna do the same shit men do?

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>>26286745

>Watching porn

>Being a good goy

>Literally ruining your brain due to mass amounts of dopamine being released

>Wasting your masculine energy

>Wonders why hes still a robot

>>26298077
because I want to see guys getting fucked but I am not into man on man porn.

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>it's not amateur
>the guy doesn't have a big dick
>the guy has a big dick and can only keep a semi, never fully erect

>>26286984
>>he spends 20 minutes ravaging her mouth
>>kisses her

I think this is sexy af.

>>26290930

Fellow user of shitty rural internet here, I feel your pain

>pre-vet porn vids before fapping
>open inspector
>network traffic
>9/10 times, you can get the raw video URL
>save to hard drive
>come back an hour later to fap to it in VLC with no hangups
>GODFUCKINGDAMMIT IT WAS A SHIT SCENE ANYWAY

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>>26298150
Read what you said about 100 times out loud/until it sounds like someone else saying it.

>>26287225
Fuck you that French motherfucker is a legend. Him, James Deen and the black guy with the timberlands.

>>26296059
I have bad news for you faggot

>>26287014
Sad thing is, I'm not this poster, but I'm a 26 American virgin and never ever heard once that you were allowed to come raw dog inside of a girl on birth control like this. I literally just learned about it this year, but not this moment of course.

>>26287225
Anyone on my "I hate that guy" list

>Manuel Frogrrera
>Rocco Ape-Face
>Bruce Two-Tone Malone and his legit retard face
>Eric Spiky-Hair Everdouche
>James NeverShutsTheFuckUp Deen
>Johnny Cringey-Caveman Sins

Instant CTRL+W
Fuck that shit.

>MILF
>she looks younger than you

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>whore calls guy a big guy
>he doesn't say "for you" to her

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>>26295676

it feels more real, less staged. If it was you who 'randomly' met this girl who would fuck you 5 minutes after meeting you, you would as sure as hell wear a condom

>tfw never watched porn regularly and feel great waves of relief when reading shit like this like reading about the shit that drug addicts go through but you dont

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>gloryhole video
>black dick appears in the middle

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when i'm fapping to my usual super hung bbc'd bull mating with white wives and daughters

and then

>a white guy comes on scene
>NO, JUST NO

boner lost and i can't cum

>>26300729

>posting Louis 'Copper' CK

>>26300414
No I wouldn't. I haven't worn a condom in 6 years. Then again, I've only had sex with 4 women in that amount of time.

>>26301385
then you are kinda stupid. enjoy stds.

>>26301426
I've never had an STD. I get tested twice a year, fool. When you're the one turning nice girls into sluts, you don't have to worry as much.

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>>26301506
ye sure uber chad on 4chan.

>>26301820
All girls are sluts, some just don't know it yet. Also, 4 girls in 6 years is hardly chad status. That's a girl every year and a half, meaning I was dating each of them for a while. Chad doesn't bother with that, he fucks and chucks.

>>26302358
can't call it serious relationship either. but I see your point, if it is that way you can be at ease with that kind of stuff.