>tfw I don't even care about my virginity anymore because

>>26285652
Harold Bloom would think you're an idiot.

>>26285674
and yet I am using his image as an expression of my own contempt for breeders

>>26285686
He wouldn't like that.

>>26285750
Well he's practically dead anyway. I am pretty sure Mozart wouldn't like being called "Mozarella" while having the quote "music was a mistake" attributed to him but the world keeps spinning and abusing his musical genius posthumously.

>>26285905
You clearly have no respect for Mozart or Bloom.

>>26285905
Don't talk that way about Harold Bloom, please.

>>26285999
I have a ton of respect for Mozart. For one thing I think anyone who uses his music to sell something on TV should be injected with blowfish jizz

>>26286145
I seriously doubt blowfish semen has any toxin in it. Might just pep the guy up a bit.

>>26286145
Yeah. Literary fags are safe for the most part, as it's hard to commercialize something like The Anxiety of Influence.

>>26286231
AUTISM
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>>26285750
Are you Harold Bloom? No?

Then shut your mouth, you insolent wretch. You have no idea who the fuck you're talking to. I'm a published author and make valuable contributions to a local literary magazine. What do you do? Oh, that's right shitpost on 4chan. I've forgotten more books than you've read. Fuck right off back to /r/books, kiddo.

>>26287009
EXCUSE ME. I'll have you know I have been banned from /lit/ FIFTY PLUS TIMES. I have shitposted more in that corner of the internet a greater number of times than you have kissed your mother goodnight. I WILL NOT be talked down to by the likes of you. Why don't you go back to Gaia?

>>26287122
were you banned for posting anarchocapitalist rhetoric?

>>26287144
nah just /b/ shit

>>26287204
so that's a yes then I fuck you robot I don't wanna type a fucking essay

>>26287441
yeah, don't bother. seems like you'd have a hard go of it, m8

>>26285652

>being this edgy

Whoa watch out for this guy. He's so dark.

Grow up, kid.

>>26285652
using big words to let out a petty pathetic message to excuse your own shitty mistakes huh? thats called denial, you refuse to see the wrong now. and that
ain't
right