>Someone starts knocking on the front door >You weren't

Don't answer it.

>>26281007
>Masturbating on my couch with earphones
>Hear knocking
>Boner hides
>Who the fuck could this be?
>Put on pants and open the door
>Door to door gas salesman
>Slam the door in his face mid sentence

Fucking hell, I'm trying to fap here. Also it was 9:30 am on Saturday morning. Fuck off.

>>26281007
Put on pants and peek at the silhouette to see if I recognize the person's shape.

Go answer it.

I think "Who is there?", and then decide that I should probably open the door. I might panic a bit before I do that.

>>26281007
get my gun and pocket knife out

>>26281007
I have a camera and microphone on my door. If it looks like someone I don't want to talk to ignore it.

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>>26281007
"I don't give a shit about your god, the last one was terrible"

I don't answer the door for anybody. Hopefully when I move out I won't even recieve phone calls or unwelcome visitors.

>>26281007
I open the door and say hello.