>What do you call a virgin femanon? A fucking liar. >What

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>>26272820
>Because it's nice to have a board with no femanons on it.

>>26272872
Yeah that one had me too.

>>26272872
That one was fucking great, nice one OP

>>26272820
Based comedy NEET.

>>26272820
>>26272872
KEK. The NEET comedian does it again.

>>26272820
Alternative:
>What do you call a virgin femanon?
a dude shitposting

>>26272820
>femanons
don't exist, sorry
good jokes though

threads like these are the only ones I announce my gender (which is female btw :P)
how much of a butt blasted little boy do you have to be to make this thread? even if it was just copypasted it still took too much effort. pathetic

>>26272942
>>26272931
originigiginal

>>26272942
oh boy here we goooooo
ginal ori

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I dunno if you're adapting existing jokes or something but these are alright

>>26272820
This was actually funny.

Good thread OP.

I still hope your misogyny is only satire though.

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>>26272942
Nice bait my man

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>>26272981
>I still hope your misogyny is only satire though
>This is what roasties actually believe

>>26272820
>What's the difference between a prostitute and a femanon?
about 200 pounds

>What is a femanon's favourite animals?
a bipolar bear

>Why did the femanon cross the road?
someone on the other side wasn't giving her any attention

>Why don't femanons like the church?
they both compete for special treatment by young boys

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>>26273048
Maximum kek, thanks for that anon

>>26273048
That last one was actually funny anon congrats

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>>26272820
This is a set of jokes I didn't expect to hear tonight, but they're still not bad jokes.

>What do you call a virgin femanon?
A fucking liar.

I'm a virgin. I'm 18, that's normal. My friends are mostly virgins. And no, I haven't given a blowjob, handjob, or some anal. I am a virgin and hope to stay that way forever, I don't want sex.

>What do you get when you cross a femanon with a narcissistic maniac?
A femanon.

Kek I'm not the fat ugly neckbeard who thinks he deserves a 10/10 pure virgin waifu. I've turned down guys I really liked before because I hated myself so much I didn't feel like I deserved them.

>*Knock knock*
>"Wh-"
>"girl here btw"

I usually just post like a guy and blend in, I only mention my gender when it's important.

>What's the difference between a prostitute and a femanon?
About a dozen white knights.

I almost never have white knights

>Why did the robot take up surfing?
Because it's nice to have a board with no femanons on it.

so? Pretty much all sites have at least one male and one female, get over it. I wish I had an all female site but almost all get some guys

>A female Redditor, a Tumblrina and a femanon walk into a bar.
>The barman says, "Sorry, ladies, it's a guys only night."
>The three women are irate and start to argue with the man, even going as far as knocking a couple of glasses off a table.
>The barman says, "Alright, alright, you can stay and have free drinks all night if you give every man here a blowjob."
>The Redditor leaves in disgust and goes home to blog about the patriarchy and male privilege.
>The Tumblrina starts screaming barely intelligible death threats before running out in tears.
>Without saying a word the femanon goes round the back of the bar and pours herself a drink.
>The barman tells her she's supposed to give the blowjobs first.
>The femanon looks around the room at some fifty men and says "I've already earned free drinks for this month!"

I've never given a blowjob

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>>26272820

What's your opinion on Tylenol? I love how Wagecucks resort to drugs to get rid of their pain. Why don't they care about health like us NEETS?

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These jokes are funny.
Wish some femanons made some anti male jokes too.
I hate all the humanity equally, so both jokes are good for me.

>>26273149
Lovey, it's ok. It's a jest.
Tuck your autism away.

>>26273149
Post pics of yourself to confirm you aren't ugly or a landwhale, then we talk.

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Thank you, Thank you!

So how we doing tonight, robots? Just by a show of hands who here is a femanon? Just kidding - you're gonna let us all know anyway.

>>26272970
I write all my own material, sir. Us NEETs have all the free time in the world after all. What do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking? [Spoiler]If you can answer that you may have come to the wrong comedy club, buddy.

>>26272981
Of course it's satire, they're only jokes, ma'am. But that doesn't mean they're not true!

I like you OP, you are a funny guy.

>>26273149
>roastie this butthurt she has to do a point by point rebuttal to try and defend herself, lying in the process
L O L
yeah okay honey we totally believe you arent an attention (and literal) whore, that's why you're here shitposting on /r9k/

>>26273149
If you're 18 you're either a newfag or were underage posting here. Either way you should leave, roastie.

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>>26273149
BTFO Attention Whore: the post

The fact that you're posting "GIRL HERE AND I DONT DO THIS" proves the point even further. You didn't think "Hmm, I don't do this, but I see a lot of other roastie cunts doing so." you thought "Hey, as a femanon -femanon here btw- I NEVER do these things! Better write a long and detailed post proving that I, a femanon, am not like these other femanons."

You getting it yet? I'm getting tired of you "Not us xD" snowflakes

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>>26272981
>I still hope your misogyny is only satire though.
End your dumb life nigga

>>26272820
>>*Knock knock*
>>"Wh-"
>>"girl here btw"

W I T T Y

>>26272820
>A female Redditor, a Tumblrina and a femanon walk into a bar.

So one person walked in?

>>26273149
Getting butthurt over silly jokes and pointing out how every single one of them is wrong in one buig drama queen post and we are supposed to care. You are 18 so you're basically a child aswell.

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>>26273149
Woah, that's some legendary bait.

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Top banter ITT

>>26272820
How are femanons not like cows?
the cow will only become roastie when she's dead

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>>26273315
ori gi nal co mments please

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>>26273149
op's post was funny but this is funny in another way

>>26273363
I know but it seems like very clever and discreet woman hate bait
>not quite "ima fembot gurl xDDDDDDD!" but still attention whoring
>is exactly what r9k hates
It seems like gud b8

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>>26272981
It was hardly offensive at all like the mildest jokes ever.

>>26272820
Nice post, OP. I'm a female btw. Made me laugh. Did I mention I'm a girl?

:^)

>>26272820
>*Knock knock*
>"Wh-"
>"girl here btw"
Absolutely lost it.
9/10 Top bantz lad.

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>>26272820
You da man, comedy NEET!

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>>26272820
>Because its nice to have a board with no femanons on it.
Fucking kek

Screencapping some of this r9k anti women comedy gold

>>26272820
So true that they aren't even funny for me

>>26273212
>Just kidding you're gonna let us know anyway
KEK

>>26273149
Some prime bait here.

>>26273850
Post cap pls :DDDDDDD

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>>26272820
ENCORE! ENCORE!

TELL THE ONE ABOUT THE NEET, THE WAGEKEK AND THE JANITOR!

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>>26274010
Here I screencapped it

>>26273301
Kek

Originalarino

>>26272942
How buttblasted are you when a male invades a space reserved to females?

So I guess you understand why we don't want people like you around

>>26272981
/r9k/ is a male only board
Whiteknights and roasties do not apply

>>26275448
/r9k/ is a robot only board
disgusting fleshies get out

>>26272872
Cracked me up like an egg as well mate.

>>26272942
>which is female btw :p
Lord knows I hate women. But I suppose that they're simply sub-human and should not be judged too harshly. They know not what they do or how they must behave.

>>26272820
Hey waiter can I get a glass of Whiskey on the rocks here? Looks like it's gonna be a long night. Absolutely brimming with side-splitting hilarity.

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>>26273149
>I almost never have white knights
>almost never
>almost

Gtfo

More, more!!! Neet standups are the best standups.

Wow tonight's show has had an amazing start. Keep em coming based Neet Comedian.

>>26272820
Beautiful, I hope to see more threads like this in the future

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what does a wagecuck call his free time?
retirement

>>26272942

Check this roastie getting toastie, laddios.

>>26273197
But some guys on here take these memes seriously ;_;

>>26273212
You're great anon, what is preventing you from potentially doing this on stage assuming you can adapt the material? Complete Robot? Mental Heath Issues? Etc?

If so I'm sure there are other ways you can capitalize off your talent

>>26273206
>implying I'm stupid enough to post my picture on 4chan
I'm not an attention whore
I'm like a 6-7/10 probably and like 100-110 lbs

>>26273233
I didn't lie about anything
I come here because I'm a cyborg not because I want orbiters

>>26278134
they arent chad so why do you care what robots think

>>26273361
I think you meant to say

>Whats the difference between a Cow and a Femanon?

A Cow only becomes a roastie after death; a Femanon is a roastie from birth

>>26273266
>implying most of 4chan isn't also edgy high schoolers
you should leave, grandpa

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>NEETs now BTFO women
Guess wagecucks became a boring target. You do got to admit: it would be boring to win every time like NEETs winning against wagecucks.

>>26273280
I know most femanons are roastie whores but im just sick of guys who think all femanons or all girls are like that

>>26278164
Whatever you say landwhale

>>26273305
It doesn't matter to me if you care or not. Obviously you cared enough to reply
>You are 18 so you're basically a child aswell
Wizard detected

>>26273315
Why are you all in denial about the existence of femanons

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>>26272820
This is gold, neetanon.

>>26273375
Almost as funny as how tiny your dick is

>>26278257
>I'm not like the other girls!

rofl

>>26278192
I'm not interested in chad

>>26273920
>she doesn't agree with you so it's bait

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>>26278380
go fuck yourself you fucking roastie fuck

>>26277638
Usually I don't, if I occasionally do then it's because robots are desperate enough to be white knights, not my fault

>>26278278
Kek you'd be lucky if a girl who was 500 pounds would settle for you

>>26278347
If you guys are so stupid you think all girls are the same, that explains why you're all going to die virgins

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>>26272820
>>Why did the robot take up surfing?
>Because it's nice to have a board with no femanons on it.

>>26278469
>>26278494
>>26278329
Sure is butthurt slut here
originalityyyyyy

>>26278413
Wow, you sure showed me
i love how you all resort to swearing and name-calling when you can't think of what to say

>>26278188
>other sites like r9k but for girls
>doesn't come to pick up orbiters
Shit bait

>>26278524
You care enough to respond but of course you aren't butthurt

>>26278545
>implying I'd settle for having a bitter neckbeard manchild even as just an orbiter
And if you're talking about tumblr, I'm not an sjw so no

>>26278533
just leave you aren't welcome here

>>26278204
thanks for fixing it, it works better like that.

>>26278600
oh and telling people to leave, almost forgot about that one

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Incredible work, OP. Look at all these toasty roasties.

>i'm not like other girls
>i would never do these slutty things that all women do
>w-we can be robots too

It really is incredible how defensive roasties get when you point them out.

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>>26278562
him: Hahaha everybody look at this dumb cunt
her: you're only saying that because i'd never let me fuck you
Lol you roasties are HElarious

>>26278614
why do you invade male spaces? especially when you consider said males to be so beneath you?

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>>26278562
The only time you've been more butthurt than this is when Chad tricks you into thinking anal is a good idea you fucking roastie whore.

I appreciate the NEET using his valuable time to come up with these superb jokes to entertain us with, isn't it great that we can dedicate our ample free time to help better the world, too bad the wageslave can never find the time to contribute.

I CAN HEAR THE SLAP BASS

>>26278587
>I can get better than a robot for an orbiter
>I'm not a normie!

Pick one, then gtfo

This is one of the best threads this board has had in a while, congrats to the NEETs on yet another victory!

>>26278631
I fucking love how they just never reply to this question
>I hate you
>Still wants to stick around

>>26273048
>about 200 pounds
lmao

Femanon here. Did you guys summon me?

>>26278951
Yeah what's your skype qt ;)

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>>26273139
This is exactly what I wanted to post

>>26278841
maybe they don't hate us? maybe they secretly want NEET dicks

>>26274143
ahahhaha oh fuuuuck my sides

>>26272872
that one my favourite

>>26279009
it's no secret that women will take attention in any form regardless of the consequences