Why the fuck aren't you a police officer? You get to beat

>>26264637

The psychological tests would stop me in my tracks.

>>26264660
>implying a lot of cops aren't psychos

>>26264734

Normies are allowed to be psychos though, just look celebrities, politicians and businessmen.

>>26264637

i'm not a big guy. police officers in my area are big guys.

Cops are just army rejects. Id rather go the full way and become a marine grunt killing kebabs

>>26264637
>Why the fuck aren't you a police officer?
I have been diagnosed with autism and that disqualify me from the police force.

Besides I would ether want to be in internal affairs or a detective anyway.

I failed the iq test because it was too high

Seems like you would have to interact with the public / people quite a lot. You would also need to be assertive and comfortable exerting your authority over people (which I'm not).

If I were a cop, I'd be very corrupt. I'd conceal some of that corruption with fun. Breaking the speed limits and other things while blaring Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law" and having NWA on heavy rotation.

Think of a more morbid portrayal of what you saw in Super Troopers. Not necessarily evil shenanigans.

I worked for the NJPD for two years and was persistently the target of sexual harassment and homophobic abuse and my work as a psychologist was constantly belittled so fuck that noise forever.

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I'm not a freedom-hating subhuman

>>26266671
you probably deserved it lol

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I have a full time job as a carpenter and you need a college education to become a cop. I mean, I might I guess? Atm I don't have the time.

They found heroin in my piss when i applied i cant.

>>26264637
I don't think you realize that cops on tv are not the same as irl cops they probably spend 90% of their time not doing anything aka patrol and giving out speeding/parking tickets.

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>>26264637
Because
>bad physical form, I get winded easily and can do only 10 pushups so I'm weak as fuck
>no knowledge on how to pacify an aggressor
>stuttering out the ass and noone respects stutterers, how would a cop that isn't respected work?

on the bright side, I'm 6'3

>>26264801
for you
ORlGlNAL

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I takes a special kind of douchebag to even consider wanting to be a cop. Thats not a level of depravity i will ever reach.
Fuck every copkid everywhere.

Because I'm a software developer.

>>26264637
I live in Canada. Cops have higher standards here.

>>26264637
As a foreigner in a foreign country I suffer the blame of alienation from public offices.
Possibly I am a clerk, but clerk of my only desk.

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I have almost made it to the secret service in my country, but because of several health problems they denied me the opportunity of my life.
Now i just daydream about what cpuld have been.

Because I simply can't be trusted with power over others.

>>26266671
Are you a woman?
Bloxx

>>26267915
Where are you from???
Not original

Planning on getting a security license actually.

Want to get a comfy night shift job guarding someplace.

>>26269227
my nigga! gonna get mine this summer just hope my first aid isn't expired

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I'm already scheduled for police academy anon.

My career is going to be miserable because I'm a tranny