Hey dad meet my new girlfriend Shaquenia. Do you like her?

She looks very nice son, im glad youre not an autistic faggot

>send me nudes dude

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>implying I'll ever have kids

>>26262216

Don't you mean "Shanequa" you dumbfuck?

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>>26262216
What the fuck, how could you?
My daughter's dating a TWINK WHTIE BOI when she could be dating a high T nice body ALPHA ASIAN qt pt2t!

I HAVE NO SON

>>26262260
You call that asian high test? Lol you gooks are pathetic and weak. He looks barely 5'8. White twink could destroy what qualifies as a masculine asian.

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>>26262216
>breeding out the lesser races by diluting them with white seed
>cucking Jamal out of another fine black bitch
>she get's BLEACHED while dindus get arrested

I've taught you well son. Way to take one for the team.

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>>26262216
Yes, i like her a lot.

>>26262894
>those tits
>that muff
Unf.

>>26262894
Dad are you trying to cuck me?

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>>26263217
Meet Shaniqua, your new mommy

Never mind that nigger, that boy is cute as hell.

>>26262894
FERTILE
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i'm so proud of you, wife's boyfriend's son

>>26262216
Here black women go again trying to make themselves appear desirable on /r9k/ of all places. I feel so sorry for black women nobody wants them so they have to spam pics of black women everyday on a board filled with virgins and outcasts to make themselves feel better about themselves. The sad fact is even virgins dont want black women and black women wish they were white or asian women thats why they sow their hair on their heads.

>>26263421
Man, speak for yourself. A black girl deflowered me, and I loved every minute of it.

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Shaniqua why don't you date a wealthy and educated Asian man like your sister?i want a better life for you girls

>>26263335
Yeah I was about to say he could do much better.

>>26263421
Im a 26 year old virgin and im nowhere near desperate enough to be with a black girl. I would rather wait for my beautiful queen or become a wizard instead

>>26263555
I'm sorry but if you're 26 and a virgin I don't think I'd want to have sex with you...

>>26263421
Black women always smell so bad is it the weave or is that the natural smell for them?

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>>26262216

Does she have BOTH a mom and a dad?

If yes, then I politely suggest to my son to invite her over for dinner tonight

If no, I give him a look of disappointment and sigh. >We'll talk about this later son

Either way, I wouldn't miss a chance to tell a pudding pop joke.

I should add, I'm not white myself but that kid could very well be my son.

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>>26263610

>Black women always smell so bad is it the weave or is that the natural smell for them?

I will admit they have an earthy smell, specially around their scalp. I suspect it has a lot to do with the different *ethnic* hair products they use and how they only wash their hair about once a week because it gets crazy frizzy otherwise but I wouldn't say it's a *BAD* smell.

I think I'm biased, because I love running my fingers through cornrows and tightly done braids. They tell me it gets itchy there sometimes and scratching at their scalp is like petting a kitten for me.

I had a lot of black friends in High School. I was edgy metal head, they played with my hair and I played with theirs. Never got laid from it though, they probs thought I was gay

>>26263421
THIS these threads are worse then trap treads I would rather fuck a trap then a black woman. Traps at least look more like women then black women and they dont have gaping horse pussies like black women. I have an equal chance from contracting HIV from either anyway might as well fuck something I am attracted to.

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>>26263888
Are you still a cute egdelord?

>>26263888
Black women smell worse then indians and that is saying something.

>>26263925

Nah, I cleaned up. I figured if my goal in life was to obtain a Master's and work in Social Economic research or Finance I couldn't afford to be edgy.

I was actually exaggerating to begin with, I wasn't even that edgy. Just wore a lot of black and had long hair. Here's a rare pepper of me from junior year

>>26264040
Are you white?yiure giving me Native American or Hispanic vibes

>>26263555
>Im a 26 year old virgin
>trips confirmed
And a virgin you shall stay.

>>26264068

I'm not white. I'm mestizo Mexican Fun fact, Mexico at some point had a caste system based on skin color/ethnic make up. I wouldn't be considered a "white" but I wouldn't be "indigenous" either. I'd be "mixed" I still like to use this terminology online to let people know I'm not the stereotypical short, brown, hairy Mexican most people envision. I'm aware it'd be pretentious in person You can tell when I'm posting because I'll use spoilers and parentheses often I love spoiler tags (that's why I stay here

>>26262216
Welcome to the family, Shaquenia

>>26262216
No, but good for you, son.
Be happy.