What is the musical equivalent to a belly gf? Does fat chick

>>26256360

A slowed down benny hill theme, while someone occasionally blows random notes on a tuba and farts echo in the background.

>>26256360
not sure but 2016 is my time for a belly girlfriend

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these threads are my hero

>>26256651
dude her belly is covered up

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>no belly gf
why does life have to be this way?

>>26256492
This post made me laugh out loud, family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLoHJtuk6I0

This is the theme for landwhales m8

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is this now a designated belly thread lads?

Adele is fat.
Mama Cass was fat.
Miss Piggy is fat, and has "sung".
Hairspray is a musical about a fat chick.
Here's Mama Cass being very fat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKJ21o5Dtlc

>>26256790
>tfw she will never come back

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>>26256974
yes

>>26257151
please don't remind me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uOu-sDFfS8
"I do want her
You can't have her
She's just right for me"
-whiny nerd

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>>26257187
whoah there, source?

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>>26256360
>What is the musical equivalent to a belly gf?
>Does fat chick music exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI
Look no farther.

>>26257089
wow I never knew, she looks good

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>>26257247
Apparently it was some guy who dropped a couple pictures of his gf and was never heard from again

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>>26256492
>while someone occasionally blows random notes on a tuba and farts echo in the background.

>>26257295
Che kept trying to get into The Mamas and The Papas but the first few times they said she was too fat, eventually she got her way and they were pretty successful.
She choked to death on a ham sandwich.

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>>26257314
And into my folder they will stay forever.

>>26257245
it's true I am a weak male and I want a big fat gf

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>>26257397
I'll post the rest for you malade

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Aggressively mediocre butt rock. Nobody enjoys it, but if it's there you don't mind.

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>>26257463
og post|go tsop

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>>26257463
I appreciate it friendo.

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>>26257520
go tsop|post og

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>>26257544
malademalade

>>26257520
>>26257544
this is against the rules, try to keep posts on topic

>>26257573
shhh mate, this thread better not 404 before he finishes sharing.

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>>26257563
this is the last one

>>26257573
Every fat girl I've met was just a typican wannabe stacy who listened to top 40, or a weird wannabe alternative girl who listened to pop punk and nirvana and maybe pearl jam

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>>26257619
Thanks mate, doing fine work.

>>26257605
it should be fine as long as the rules aren't broken. posting gibberish to bypass the filter is against the rules.

>>26257089
hairspray is a musical about john travolta pretending to be a fat chick

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Is anybody simultaneously disgusted by the attitudes of most fat girls and aroused by their fatness?

>>26257677
People do it all the time

post my belly post it

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>>26257767
I'm not 100% sure if this picture is of you

>>26257719
There's the fatty, her coalburner friend, and then Travolta played the fatty's fat mom.

>tfw no belly weeb gf to motivate each other to lose weight

>>26257877
Oh right, my mistake.

>>26257935
This is literally me and my gf

>>26258114
I'm jealous.

How much easier was it for you two to lose weight when doing it for each other?

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>>26257767
>>26257864
I don't think that's her

>>26256360
probably some big moe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBi2xWtEYII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoMVxtKlGM
>tfw no belly gf

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>>26257536
>calling that a belly

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The girls with good bellies are diamonds in the rough of ugly, badly proportioned fat girls, right? I've only ever seen a few irl who were cute

>tfw apple and pear shape fetishes
It's a weird feel.

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I wonder if she still hangs around

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Why are you faggots not posting bellies?

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what kind of activities would you do with your belly gf?

>>26258384
She's pregnant, not fat

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>>26260517
She's been pregnant for years then.

>>26260009
Pick one and I'll start dumping

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>>26260667
I'll have a look at marsaraa, if you don't mind.

>>26258384
She is legitimately cute and not even fat except in one place

>>26261699
yep right where it matters

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commencing belly dump

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>>26262349
belly belly I want some belly

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>>26262391
giff belly

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If you want fat chick music you could probably just visit tumblr and see whatever song is tending on there currently.

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>tfw bellyposting has stopped

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>>26256360
>does fat chick music exist
Yes, it does.

https://soundcloud.com/chromeo/over-your-shoulder

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>>26256492

Thank you, anon. I needed that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dSUdzgmCik
Probably something like this op..

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og coment right here

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((insert text here))

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>26265052
fuck must have saved the thumnail

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most of my folder is 2d so im trying hard to find material

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>>26265219
Iktf, I just have one folder of every explicit 3d picture I've ever saved. So it has a range of skellygirls to morbidly obese. My system of classification for 2d is much more advanced

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why did they re instate the robot?
no one who actually used this board gave a shit since they new it would do jack shit since people just say blox
I swear it just a bunch of moot asslickers who don't browse here bitching for it in /qa/ to hiro

>>26257935
How old are you, chunky anon?

>>26265760
20.
I'm also a lot bigger than chunky..

>>26265787
Gosh diggity I feel old...I see you posting all the time and was always curious.
I know it's horrible to suggest on /r9k/ of all places, but have you tried going to /soc/ and finding a weeb gf to lose weight with?
There are a lot of overweight people there in the shadows and they even sometimes have a thread just for heavier people to contact each other. They also have a weeb thread there where people get together in a group, so there's that option as well.
You can do it, anon. I used to be bigger than most of the guys on /fit/ losing weight last year. I imagine there are some girls out there that would absolutely love to lose weight and become stronger with someone by their side since I personally would have enjoyed that myself.

>>26266305
Eh, /soc/ is sort of out of my comfort zone. People on /r9k/ know the stereotypes and know what they could be getting into by talking to others from here which makes me a lot more comfortable.
I'm still too scared to even talk to people and would probably back out once someone wants to add me anyway so I'm not sure why I post.

>I used to be bigger than most of the guys on /fit/ losing weight last year
>used to
Good work!

>>26256492
My sides are now in Pluton.
Someone please do this shit and upload it. I need to hear that before I die.

>>26257504
Jesus, why are fat asians so fucking beautiful?

>>26260468
Can I ummm, get the source on this?

>>26260468
sauce on this please

(something original)