Girls in real life don't look at me. They reject me and

Do you ever talk to them or anything? You look decent enough in the picture, I'd give you 7.5/10 for the low resolution mugshot.

>le not subtle normie brag thread

>>26256386
Because you look too young and skinny, you got good facial aesthetics though.

How old are you?

Do you lift?

What's your height?

>>26256311
Do you shower?

fux this fuking bot

They enjoy talking to you online because you're just fucking text. It's why I'll post on r9k when I have no friends (the way I want it) and rarely speak to people in person.

If I think you're an idiot and don't want to talk to you then I just close the fucking thread. So yeah. I talk to people on here but there's zero chance I'd speak to the same people in person or be their friend.

There's a difference between online interaction and offline interaction.

>>26256311
You look kinda feminine. Take decent photos though


Try lifting

>>26256386
Yeah I mostly talk to grills from interpals. There is also a girl from high school
who texts me every day. But in real life, I have no face to face relationships.
>>26256439
I am 18 now. I don't lift because I can't afford the gym fees, but I am fit. I do lots of pull ups, push ups, and squats nearly every day, and am pretty ripped from it. As for height, I am only 5.3.
>>26256494
Yeah my face is feminine , but I can't do anything about it I guess. And I do have one or two photos of myself but idk if it's a good idea uploading it on 4chan?

>>26256311
>xD
Fuck off.

>>26256611
Your height is the reason women dont like you face to face.

Same here, if I upload a photo on one of those Kik apps I get countless messages from girls I find attractive in reality these girls don't notice me.

No I don't talk a lot but these women message me online. I don't understand

>>26256311
Dude, you're literally a solid 7-8/10, you have the face, all you need is either the muscle (which is easy, just tedious), or not having social autism, if you have the latter, you're fucked, only cure is alcohol.

>>26256311
because they're underage and like feminine pretty boys but are too shy to go after them irl at school.
if only milfs liked it. if only, man.

>xD

Do people seriously use this emoticon? I thought it was a troll/internet maymay used to make fun of people

>>26256431
This. Why are they so pathetic? I see at the least three nirmie subtle brag threads daily. Fuck this board, I come here less and less, its not even fummy anymore.

>>26256730
I dont like lifting. It's very painful and strenuous.

>>26256311
Jonah?
Fuckyoubot
585 right senpai

>>26256439
Is that really why? Not him but I'm 5'10 and pretty skinny with a 17 year old face at 22.

>>26256611
Nice double dubs, but you're still a manlet senpai.

>>26256761
They brag to make themselves feel good and to subconsciously assert their dominance. This place was prior a board full of NEETs and virgins who built a community together to help each other.

To them, it's another place that they haven't "cleansed" yet, and they relish in doing so.

>>26256611
It's your height, man.

But... don't fret. You got a great face. You'll end up with a gf eventually.

>>26256611
>5'3"

there's your problem

>>26256759
>Do people seriously use this emoticon?

It's the "le im so quirky and comical and trying to be funny so i hope you notice when i put this emoticon to show that im trying to be funny" face.

I don't think I've ever used it in my life except to make fun of people.

>>26256611

Ayy lmao. You're comically short.

>>26256611
>I am only 5.3.
There's the problem.

You'll always be a child in the eyes of women once they see you in real life.

>>26256810
Elliot Rodger never got a gf, and he was pretty attractive

>5'3

wew lad

You got a tough road ahead of you bruv, but be grateful you're at least good looking. Try and look for girls your height or slightly taller.

If that fails just go for fatties. I see fatties with manlets all the time

>>26256859
The fool is a whole FOOT shorter than me. Perfect if he was a chick but he's a man so it's the opposite of perfect.

>>26256859
dingdingding this is the real answer right here, we can safely /thread this shit

Women always always want to date guys taller than them, you can compensate if youre ridiculously fit or handsome but honestly there is something to the manlet meme even if they do exaggerate it

>>26256815
>>26256859
>>26256863
OP here, does this mean that all SHORT girls would reject me as well? They have thus far but they were my only hope.

>>26256904
If she's short and pretty then she's going to want me so... you're left with short and average or short and ugly. Here is your pat on the back, or head, rather.

>>26256904
Short girls will still compare you with taller men, so even if you're taller than they are, they'd still prefer men who are taller than you

Your best option is to move to a land full of pygmies or Japan or some shit

>>26256904
No coincidence that an Asian girl is flirting with you in the picture.

Start going for Asian girls, bro.

>>26256904
Sorry, but yes, they will reject you as well.

Girls like a man who they feel protected by and you're 5'3".

You lost the genetics lottery hard. I mean even the 5'9" range is considered short now a'days.

>>26256956
Fucking this.

I'm 5'7" and not so long ago, that was a pretty average height, since 6' was considered downright tall; now 6'3"+ is tall, and 6' is average.

http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/growthcharts2/f/avg_ht_male.htm

In the early 1960s, a report stated that "men in the general civilian population average 68.2 inches in height." That's a little over an inch shorter than the average height of adult men today.

Even earlier reports of the average height of men in the United States include that:

Pilgrim men probably averaged about 66 inches (1620)
Native Americans averaged 68 inches (1800s)
Civil War soldiers averaged 67.7 inches (1863)
United States Senators averaged 69.5 inches (1866)

United States soldiers averaged 67.5 inches (1917)
United States army recruits averaged 68.1 inches (1943)

>>26256819
Its just a tight eye laughing face. Also shoeing how underage you are if you claim you've seen no one use it.

>>26256311
First off, you have to be 18 to post here you fucking faggot.

>>26256949
>encouraging him to cuck my race

You need to die

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>>26256989
>6' is the average

No.

Fuck your /fit/ memes. Stop trying to get this handsome manlet to hang himself, you miserable bastards.

5'9 is the national "average" for men. That's fact.

>>26256864

he was not attractive in a way women preferred though. he would have done wonders at gay bar though.

>>26257080
and what preference disparity was there that made him not appealing to womyn?

>>26257071
He's 5'3 -- might as well be one of you now.

Accept him as one of your own, Chang. Do the right thing.

can 5'6 manlets pull decent looking 5'1 chicks? or do they really need to be 4'11 and under? 5'6 still technically towers over 5'1, so it wouldn't be that weird

>>26257076
He's a half-a-foot shorter than the "average" man.

He's a twerp. I'm sure most high school freshmen are 5'3".

>>26257113
I'm 6' 1" and I still feel like a manlet. Most guys are my height or taller around here. One time I have to remeasure with all handicaps (no shoes, hair pushed down, etc) and I am indeed 6' 1" naturally but I'm just not feeling like it.

>>26257136
Again, women don't compare to their own height. They compare one man's height to other men. And a 5'6" man is incredibly short. Like one tier above being humorously short.

>>26257107

his feminine facial features, most likely his lips. he had to be most likely closet gay too, remember him listening to Whitney Houston in his BMW

but in all honesty, if he initiated with girls and didn't idealize the typical blonde bimbo, he could've at least pulled a 7/10 non-white cutie. 8/10 non-white would have been very likely too with his wealth status.

>>26257136
depends on your facial aesthetics

most manlets have really good faces... that's how their midget genes got this far in the first place

>>26257136
What it really comes down to is not being that much shorter than the average. I'm the 5'7" guy, and I get the feeling I'm about as short as you can get without getting a massive penalty but even then I think really attractive Stacey types would just totally rule me out.

Under 5'5" and you have to be a fucking CEO or look like a movie star or some shit to attract even average women.

>>26256311
she's flirting with you, you dongus

she literally said brb meaning she's coming back to talk to you

she's literally flirting with you

>>26257176
>Most guys are my height or taller around here
Where?

>>26257219
you made that up

>>26257235
>makes a sexual joke towards you
>says brb aka be right back

she's interested in you.

>>26257231
Alabama

6' 4" is the norm around here bucko. It would be nice if I was just joking.

>Using emoticons

Set sail for the friendzone

>>26257191

what about rappers who are that short? kendrick lamar 5'5, lil b 5'6, lil wayne 5'5

not to mention seth green at 5'4 and daniel radcliffe at 5'4 too.

i think they would still get tail even if they weren't famous. they aren't ridiculously handsome either.

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>>26257279
>what about all these manlets that are rich and famous

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"I ONLY LIKE HYWHYTE MEN!!!!!"

White guys are Chads by default and I hope every last one of you dies and burns in hell, which is actually quite likely since white men are inherently sociopathic and evil.

May all of you get run over tomorrow.

Not even salty, but I gotta say you guys really are a bunch of childish whiners.

>tfw im 6'5 and fucking a 5'2 asian

it feels strange guys, still cum buckets tho

>>26257303

read the last sentence you mongo

>>26257279
There's always exceptions, especially if they're rich, famous or powerful (like everyone you mentioned).

But fact is that being short, especially humorously short like OP, is unattractive in males. I'm sorry it hurts your delusions, but you're short body is ugly, despite how attractive you think your face is.

>>26257324
You need to die.
I'm not kidding. If I knew you I'd injure you

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>>26257324
Imagine this guy eating KFC at his dinner table, but then he reaches down to take the weiner dog's lone, half-eaten drumstick as well.

That's the kind of person he is.

>>26257423
I dunno, I think he's a pretty cool guy. I say that because we're of similar height and have the same taste in women, though.

>>26257254
I visited virginia and everyone there was some towering white giant, there are some states with really fucking tall people.
>>26257279
Being short isn't actually a dating death sentence, don't let yourself get memed too hard.