Bagels are Mormon dohnuts
Pomegranates are girl corn
Flatbread is naked pizza
>>26253294
Bagels are Jewish anon
Cottage cheese is cow fudge.
>>26253475
Salty as the dead sea right here
>>26253294
Deenz are oppressed and persecuted fish
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Cooked spaghetti has erectile dysfunction
>>26253593
You're welcome
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Muffins are depressed cupcakes
>>26253783
No muffins are happy