It finally happens. You met the perfect cutie, she (says she)

rawdog no condor

Tell her that I don't even want to get married in the first place and that I'd rather we do something like brand each other.

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>marry

mozambique drill with silver bullets
talk salt shaker out from pocket and circle myself quickly with it
chant the lords prayer ten times
anoint her mouth and genitals with an equal mix of wood ash and salt
douse her with gasoline and set her alight
fly to mexico

>>26248308
I end the relationship, unless I see high probability of it lasting long-term and trust her to be faithful as I would be. But in that case, the moment she fucks me over, she's dead.

That's fine not like I have money anyway.

Give half of the house I own to my brother who owns the other half and then marry, when we divorce brother gives me back my half. Boom done, next

>>26248308
Find a mommy gf obviously.

>>26248448
That's smart but you can get in trouble for shit like this. Judges don't like it when big bad men hide assets from their poor innocent wives.

Make sure you hit her with the prenup Then tell that bitch to ease up

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>>26248308
I'm Roman Catholic so my perfect qt wouldn't even believe in divorce being possible. No point in a pre-nup

>>26248391
This post is highly underrated

>>26248308
Tell her I don't really want to get married as our love doesn't need a piece of paper to be real

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>>26248308
I really wanted this to be a mommy gf thread

Why would I want to marry a virgin?

Now I ain't saying she a gold digga

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>girls
>not being gay

>>26249619

i want to fuck a girl with balls