>tfw everyone here but me are actually normies pretending

>>26247119
>24
>virgin
>bald
>skinny
>can't grow a proper beard
>can't talk to strangers, even in the most everyday situations
Come at me breh

testing lol

>>26247155
Lol seriously though no one can be this pathetic right? We're all just playing along here... right?

I'm 6' 1" and 190 pounds, fit.
I'm not a virgin. I'm no chad, but I've had 4 girlfriends (lasting between 1yr and 3 yrs) and I've had 6 sexual partners.

Social situations come easy to me

I enjoy being out in public, even with strangers

I'm set to graduate with honors in a very well respected field, and then my options for women will literally never again depend on my social skills.

My family is super proud of me, and even my extended family thinks I'm the most likely to succeed among all the grandkids.

I jack off to vanilla porn

I'm a normy in almost every way

I'm here. On your board. Posting as a "virgin" and "robot" and there's nothing you can do to make me leave.

>>26247236
fembot here, where do you live?

>>26247175
Fuck you normie scum. I've had it with people pretending to belong here. I've been living this fucked up life for 24 years, everything went worse when I started balding at 18.
The only reason I don't consider myself completely worthless is that I'm 6'0 and have a ~7'' dick, last of which doesn't even matter, because no woman will see it anyways.

>>26247345
> I'm 6'0 and have a ~7'' dick
annnnnnnddddddddd stopped reading right the fuck there NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

im just here to make sure i won't get shot at school today

>>26247119
ive had a big bald spot since 19 and i've been having sex at least twice a week since then as well.

what is your problem again?

>>26247119
it's true, I'm a normie, I have a gf, a job and lots of friends. But I was awkward in high school and was a true robot back then, I have since managed to grow out of it, but I can relate to robots because I know how they feel. Doesn't mean I don't laugh at a lot of you because some of you are genuinely terrible people who deserve what you get, I should know, I was a total scumbag when I was a robot.

>>26247236
Hi, fembot here, do u have kik?

>>26247379
My face is the epitome of asymmetrical, my hair is receding, I have a reclined forehead and and egg-shaped skull, I have droopy eyes that are fart apart and even though I'm borderline anorexic I still have a babyface.
Also I have a small fucking dick.

>>26247357
I think of it as God's try to balance my otherwise shitty genetics, but honestly, what do you do with a 7" dick if you only use it to masturbate anyways?

>>26247429
big penises are nice to have for masturbating though, I like that I can grab mine with both hands while masturbating, just imagine how the micro-penises must masturbate, they have to like rub it like a clit or something lol.

>>26247408
who cares you stupid baby? is this tumblr?

>>26247630

This shitposter is the absolute worst.

>>26247630
Easy for you to say, you don't have to live this shitty ass life.
Fucking normies I swear, you don't know me, you don't know who I am, you don't know what I've been through, so shut the fuck up.

>>26247236
>>26247259
>>26247390
pls r-respond

>>26247408
>I have droopy eyes that are fart apart
>fart apart
kek