I have a 10/10 gf, no joke. It doesn't make sense. She's

also I know you don't believe me about being a robot but like i'm 95% sure I have high functioning assburgers. I'm incredibly awkward I commit relatively severe social faux-pas like at least once a week. On top of that I just recently learned that people don't have to actively search for social cues and that most people didn't have to learn how to behave in social situations actively.

I also have a pretty recessed chin. Like from the front my face is probably a 7 but from the side it's probably more like a 4.

so it's pretty crazy I'm with this girl to begin with, guys literally hit on her in front of me and I'm just like I have no idea what to do here, I have no idea how to flirt even

sorry this is a lot of text and by starting my post by saying I have a 10/10 gf is asking for dismissal on here.

It's literally as insane to me as it would be to you though, it makes no sense but she says the skinny smart type is her type. She said she used to have a crush on Double D from ed edd and eddy.

You must realize that if she likes you there must be something special about you right? Stop focusing on your negative attributes and celebrating( and by that I mean paying attention to and making use of) your positive ones. If you do so, I think your relationship will last a lot longer than you think.

Post pics and I will decide your fate my autistic man

>>26242720
Yes, this. Post it, please.

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>I didn't for about a year figure out the right way to whack it so I used to just rub my ding dong through my pants,

Circumcised?

>>26242790
here we go again

another thread derailed

Post a pic of her body? Curious.

As for not breaking up, have a conversation with her saying you've felt something is up. That you value the relationship and want to make it work.

>>26242714
thanks man I appreciate that. honestly though I just don't think it's a life long relationship and it's hard for me to ignore that when we're together. I just can't really break it off myself because she's such a bag.

I also really hate the idea of her getting a good boning from some other boy, which is stupid I know but I can't help it. She shares a suite in the dorms with this super stacy who literally gets boned through the night like hard core like 64th note rhythms by a presumable meat head (i've never seen him) and this keeps her awake and so it kind of sucks knowing that like if I can ever get that good at bonin, it's a long ways away. I can't even whack it that hard or fast.

>>26242720
I'm too paranoid to post pics, but I assure you, I'm on the spectrum.

Like the other day I told her I thought I was a sperg and she was like that doesn't make me attracted to you--and I was like what does it make you less attracted to me? and she said that she doesn't want autistic kids, since her brother is autistic and I was like cool thanks.

to give you a better description of her though she's like legitimately too traditionally attractive for me, it's weird. like a legitimate blonde bombshell kind of scenario.

idk i would just break up with her OP

its for the best. she'll get tempted one day and boom its over. stop it now before it hurts later. thats what i think. you dont have to listen to me though, im just a kissless virgin.

She banged a lot of dudes. Enjoy getting your gf stolen from you by some black guy.
Ever consider getting better at sex?

>>26242790
nope my parents were hippies. I remember trying to do it the way I had seen in like jokes and movies and stuff and I just couldn't figure it out, but when I had a boner in my pants it felt good to rub with my knuckles so I did that for like a year or so.

I really, really hope I didn't fuck my dick up too much. I mean I can still fuck but I feel like I go soft fast and the fact that it's bent downwards permanently is disconcerting. also like i can't have it touch my belly? Like most guys I see in porn--their resting erection spot is like on their belly, like straight up, and my boy is like almost totally opposite.

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>>26242826
she's got a body remarkably similar to connie carter's, believe it or not.

>>26242936
Why not just post a cropped picture of hers?

>>26242976
she don't send nudes...

oddly enough one time she wanted me to take a pic of her chest after I had finished on her, but she wanted to make sure her nips weren't showing.

but I ain't exaggerating, almost exactly like connie carter, especially that pic.

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>>26242936

ghost nips and all

>>26242522
see this >>26242714
Also make an attempt to develop some more of the relationship away from sex and appearance. See if you can develop yourself a bit more so that you're not hinging everything on those aspects of your relationship. It's good to be aware of those things, but to dwell on them and have it be a frontal thought of your relationship leaves a bad taste in your mouth and puts too much pressure on both parties. Try to actually enjoy the interaction, etc etc. And hey, if it's not meant to be then it's not meant to be. You've done this once, don't dance around in desperation or out of a lack of confidence.

>>26242522
bro i am a chad who like to shitpost on r9k once in a while so im gunna be real wit you, shes using you! you are her "safe space " her anchor for when she needs someone stable. she wants to go out get fucked with one nights stand chads like me , but she wants to go to dinner and movies with guys like you. Its hormonal you cant controll it . Best advice for you is , let her break up with you so you can get that pussy till the last day , and you dont seem like the ass hole who broke up with her, go to a gym start lifting , when she see you as a chad get back with her , then cheat on her and move on