/Fembot Feels/

>>26240436
Ugly or fat?

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>>26240436
so i just started birth control to regulate my period and my last period was 2 weeks long and very thick/heavy like old blood
Is this normal femanons?

>>26240436
be my gf
Horny ugly women are my fetish

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GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT YOU WHORE

YOU'VE PROBABLY REJECTED AT LEAST 5 GUYS THIS PAST WEEK

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT LYING SLUT

Post pics, let the robots decide.

>female friend keeps dropping major hints but she's gotten fat as hell since becoming a feminist

Fucking hell cunts, stay away from that feminism shit.

>>26240436
uglier than mystery?

>>26240516
Well some creep from my art class wanted me to go on a date, but he like has acne and is short. That's like telling someone who is hungry to just go eat some rotten food from the trash...

>>26240436
A man. Do not reply.

>>26240552
0/10. Nice try. Embrace your lineage ending.

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>>26240552
LET THE ROBOT TRIGGERING BEGIN

>>26240552
You are not even a human. Please get killed and never experience happiness.

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>>26240552
>no acne
>not short

explain this shit

>have an amazing boyfriend for 3 years
>still manage to get a crush on coworker at my first job

Please, robots, I don't want this. Help me. Please reject me in the worst fucking way possible so I can pretend you're him and get over this already.

>>26240683
>"oh hey anonette, I was just talking with my GIRLFRIEND, what's up?"

>>26240683
Go fuck yourself you disgusting subhuman cunt.
I hope your bf spits in your face and cucks you

>>26240683
Thanks for completely and utterly destroying my faith in women you fucking slut

>>26240683
OP here, my advice is to just start fooling around with your co-worker

Your boyfriend probably wont find out, and if he does he probably wont leave you, not many men have the confidence to walk away from a 3 year long relationship like that

worst case scenario you can just say he got you drunk and took advantage of you

>>26240683
Listen up. Either you're trolling or you're in the wrong place. Just go away. You LITERALLY cannot comprehend being alone. Stacey, I ask you nicely, to get the fuck off my board, god fucking damn.

>>26240683
Babe, you could be on this cock right now, instead you're with a fucking dime-store Kung Pao.

>>26240711
>>26240708
>>26240707
Pls keep it coming. Detail how ugly, stupid, fat and annoying I am, no guy would ever want me, my boyfriend's also out of my league. Fuck I hate this I just want my boyfriend to be happy and get a job and stop being a NEET and I guess those feelings are projecting onto this other guy and fukc

>>26240683
I was alone until I met you.
I didn't know that you could get lonlier from knowing someone.

>>26240744
My boyfriend is pretty much superior in every way though. The only reason I think I'm into my coworker is because I see him almost everyday and only see my boyfriend on my few days off, so my hormones are projecting feelings on my coworker or something. Plus you know true love and stuff!

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>>26240771
Fuck off already
I'm not doing this "make me not like my coworker" shit
I legitimately want you to fucking kill yourself you normie whore and let your bf find a decent human being to date

>>26240477
Not really, but then again the pill fucks you up.

Also prepare for larger breasts. You're just swallowing hormones after all.

>>26240477
No
What's normal is having your period like an actual human being

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>>26240552
>>26240436
>>26240744
Be careful not to fall for it

>>26240436
I'm a retarded whore who needs attention from losers online to validate my existence, feels breddy bad m8

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>>26240862
(You) for you
You're pretty much all women

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>>26240744
>>26240683
>>26240552
>>26240436
>>26240771
whores are going all out in this thread

Anyone want a titty dump? raise your hand.

>>26240914
I'm up for it. These so called fembots aren't even trying.

>>26240914
o/

also here's some free content with that post

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>>26240936
>>26240957
well alright, okay robo god am i original now?

>>26240711

>having faith in women to begin with

How cucked can you be?

>>26240771

Fuck off and die, you pathetic maggot-infested obese deformed hideous fucking pathetic, sniveling, whiny, disloyal and dishonorable excuse for a human being. Just FUCKING DIE, you bitchy fucking whore.

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>>26240975
silly titties are always great

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>>26240914
here's one to add to your collection anon :3

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>>26240996
Roasties can be nutritious, take note robots

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>>26241014
Nice, saved.
Have some ass in return.

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>>26241034
Transcendental titty meditation.

>>26240624
AutEEsm

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>>26241054
>come across sg in my folder
>hold back vomit
I'm too quick with saving pics, gotta reduce my collection

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Wanteed to contribute but I only have a webm above 2 MB sorry guys ;_;

Have this one instead

>>26240814
you should just fuck him, he might have a bigger dick

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>>26241085
Frauleins.
>>26241098
niiice

>>26240815
>>26240993
Thank you guys. Is it sad I kind of consider this board to be my only friends, besides my boyfriend? That's why I came here to post this even though I know it's gonna be considered a troll. I just have no one else to talk to. I'm really trying to be better for him but I guess at the core of my being, I'm really just a rotten piece of shit. I lost my virginity to him and I love him so much. He's such a good person at heart. I give him money and presents and games and shit, I encourage him, but it just isn't good enough because I'm not good enough. He deserves better and has probably done better but he just can't fucking see that. I just wanna see what's going on inside his head sometimes.

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>>26241127
Want some toast anon?
>>26241134
I'm not reading that, if you were a friend you'd timestamp cocksucker.

>>26241134
You aren't our friend and you aren't even welcome here you nasty fucking skank.
I was serious, I hope you get killed so your bf can find a decent human being to date.

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>>26241150
Thank you god for my ta-tas.

>>26241134
Get stabbed to death by a hobo, bitch. I have nothing good to say to you.

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>tittymonster gif
>2.1mb
just end me senpai

stop posting whores

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>>26241215
When 'whores' stop posting.

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>>26241232
last one unless this thread starts up again.

>>26240683
>>26240771
>>26240814

4 years ago I had a girlfriend who was a bit below average and as arrogant and narcissistic as this sounds I was way out of her league. She knew this and told me basically every day that I could do so much better than her and she can't understand why I would even consider dating her, and for the most part I knew it was true but I loved her anyway. She was a slightly fat, FAS faced ugly girl with bad teeth and pretty much no chin. I'm (or at least was) 6'1 with a really aesthetic /fit/ body and pretty good facial features (or at least I hope) and I did a fitness modelling job for a few weeks. She was a bipolar trainwreck that had a new problem left and right and I was always patient with her as she'd yell at me for no reason and cry and drink everyday with the occasional self harm. I always told her how much I cared for her and always showed her in the best way I could.

The relationship was hugely one-sided in terms of how we treated each other. I treated her like some fucking queen, making sure she was always happy and always being there for her whenever she had a breakdown even if it meant I had to wake up in the middle of the night to dive to her house. I got her whatever she wanted and even acted like the therapist to fix the relationship she had with her parents. She on the other hand constantly treated me poorly. All she would ever do was cry to me about her problems, get drunk and yell at me, generally use me as an emotional vent. Never once did I get mad at her or was even phased by the things she'd say to me and how mad she always got. I mostly didn't mind or care

Then one day I found out she had been cheating on me (which was the only thing I wouldn't tolerate ever. I hate cheaters) with her classmate for 3 weeks and I fucking lost it and told her she was a worthless piece of trash and never spoke to her again. 3 weeks later she killed herself and I couldn't have cared less.

>>26241272
Nice

That she would even think of cheating on you astounds me

Well my girlfriend is cute and beautiful and she get's all her needs satisfied daily. I ram her during sex like a maniac. She finds it amazingly exciting.
She puts all her efforts into the relationship, where I feel like I do her wrong sometimes.. But I guess I'll bring her some flowers today. She loves flowers and I want her to know that I care about her. I really do.
She really has it good. Her family loves her with all their hearts. And so do I.

Something is deeply wrong with you all. I thought, those who know the pain, wouldn't want others to feel it. But I guess the people on this planet are often more like the main character of american psycho. They want the whole world to feel their pain.

>>26241351
>Something is deeply wrong with you all.
>I thought, those who know the pain, wouldn't want others to feel it.
That's retarded senpai, the bullied school shooter is a meme for a reason.
>>26241343
No it isn't, self-destructive people will pursue any avenue to make themselves more miserable.

>>26241351
Fuck off normalfag cunt

>>26241351

>Something is deeply wrong with you all. I thought, those who know the pain, wouldn't want others to feel it. But I guess the people on this planet are often more like the main character of american psycho. They want the whole world to feel their pain.

You walked into a room filled with people who have lung cancer and complained about people breathing heavily. Leave this place.

>>26241351
Kill yourself you retarded cunt

>>26241351
You are trying way too hard my friend.

Either this is an awful troll or you're on the wrong board by a long shot. Seriously get the fuck out nobody here wants to listen to you

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Welp, here we go for a bit more

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>>26241612
Jiggle, jiggle.

>>26241520
Imagine your pain is a white ball of healing light..

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>>26241629
lolwut? Is that from anger management?

>>26240771
>>26240683
How do you know you don't belong to the other guy?
Remember what they say, if you're attracted to two people go for the second one, if you truly loved the first one you wouldn't have feelings for the second one.
This is even more likely if you had breaks up all the time, fight over small stuff, don't feel at ease sometimes, etc.

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Ill be ur bf fembots

I will love u forever I promise

I'm so lonely

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Boobs and baubles.
>>26241649
This is retarded as fuck
>>26241661
kys scum

>>26241629
Just stop. You are making no sense at all.

>>26241627
pls send sauce

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>>26241671
>can't see previews for webms
First and last one I'll post.
>>26241681
Some jap bitch, sorry about all I know.

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>>26241690
Wasn't even close to worth it either, what a waste.

>>26241134
Maybe he's fucking someone on the side.
If you're not feeling happy with him odds are he's feeling something's not up and he wants answers but you don't give him answers.
That happened with an ex, I loved her to death but I wanted her to be close, she kept saying I could do better and then I slowly started hating her.
It could be a huge, happy release for him, after a period of sadness that is.

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>>26241709
I OFF THESE TITTIES TO MY HOLY MASTER

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>>26241737
>cheat on him he's probably doing it
>cheat on him he'll be happier to have you gone
kys
Where do people come up with this shit?

>>26241773
>Cheat on him
One thing is cheating on someone and one thing is dropping someone for his and your sake.

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>>26241793
Yeah that's better, if there's any trouble you should start bailing no one should put any effort into relationships.

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>had to choose between this and a vintage pin up with redhair and pigtails
Great is my suffering.

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>>26241852
1/5 here's your content you robo asshole.

>>26241826
She's already saying he doesn't deserves her.
She's already falling for someone else.
She tries to make herself valuable via presents.
There's something wrong at the bottom of the barrel and it's just gonna keep getting worse, these are the same kind of couples that break up every 4ish months.
She's just gonna get crazier and doubt herself more, guy is gonna get even more confused and it's gonna end really badly.

>>26241085
Sauce on the pic or girl please!

>>26241852
>why not both.mp4

My friend's brother is dating the girl in OPs pic

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>tfw he confesses he loves for me
Now to do lude things to him. Bend over, baby

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>>26241874
2/5 some more content my robo-overlord
>>26241884
It's literally just some girl at the beach, I doubt she's a model of any note.
>>26241890
Folder's too big and unorganized, it'd take to long to find it again.
>>26241882
Geez louise, every indirect method has failed! Time to give up, god forbid people talk to each other in 2016.

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>camwhores in my /s/ folder
I've failed immensely.

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>>26241949
>tfw you hit the onepiece sweet spot in your collection
Japan knows what's up.

>>26241922
>Geez louise, every indirect method has failed! Time to give up, god forbid people talk to each other in 2016.
If they were in terms and comfortable enough to talk about it she wouldn't be asking on fucking /r9k/ of all places.

>>26241977
I don't remember a single proper pair of tits from my time in Japan

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Contemplative cleavage
I'm desperately trying to find this gorgeous european girl with hug tits at the beach, one day I'll tag and sort this whole damn thing
>>26241998
Yes, and now the obvious solution, talking, is being ditched.

A-Any fembots want a sub bf to peg?

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>>26242004
They all seem to work in porn, producers must be on the prowl.
Maybe japanese pornstars go for fat injections instead of silicon boob jobs.

Sometimes I wonder what the birth rates is for exceptionally beautiful models and porn stars, I almost feel like if it's low that they're becoming the last of their kind. Will we use up all of our prettiest people with lifelong model shoots and high production porn?

>>26242066
Yeah I've heard that women with big tits are incredibly prized over there

Poor guys

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>>26242066
Obviously this chick passed on her nice titty genes.

>>26241922
Isn't >>26241085 is the same girl as in >>26241773 ?

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>>26242102
But she's no 10/10 and I imagine girls with nice tits procreate more often than their peers.
>>26241085
>>26241773
Maybe! try reverse searching the second pic, good eye if you're right.

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>>26242142
forgot to link you >>26242114
Clothed/unclothed is always a winner in my book.

>>26242011
>one day I'll tag and sort this whole damn thing
Don't. One day i did that, spent hours. Afterwards i felt so bad about it i just deleted all the porn i had.

>>26242142
>>26242114
Second one seems russian while first one seems french

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>>26240436

Faggots like you disgust me. Remember to sage and hide grill threads.

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>>26242181
I've deleted my porn collection 2-4 times, I think I'm done deleting it at this point. I do regularly use an img compare program to get rid of duplicates.

Maybe I'll feel bad realizing how much /s/ shit I have, I guess i'll try it in sections.
>>26242187
French people do tend to have longer faces but i'm not sure she's french.

>>26240744
Jesus, you aren't even trying. Back in my day trolling used to mean something. And stay off my lawn you tranny roleplayer!

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>>26242230
Useful, but you have to give it the full treatment and put stuff in the room.

Vintage porn always seems to have bigger tits, our forefathers knew the score.

>>26241272
BTFO

Even 0/10 are bitch roasties ready to cheat at any moment when they think they can have better.

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>>26242285
I loved the torpedo titty threads, I'll bounce for now my services are no longer needed.

>>26240744
This has got to be the worst advice I've ever read. No wonder you're single.

I've been dating my girlfriend for four years. Four years! And if I found out she had a different dick in her mouth she would be out of this apartment faster then that guy jizzed in the back of her throat.

She has no family here, hardly any friends. And I would be willing to put her on the street without a second thought. It's not my fault if she can't find a place to go, go to that dudes house. You come crying back? Great you're wasting your time.

If any man doesn't do this he has no self respect. Stay single OP you aren't ready for a relationship.

>>26240771
>I just want my boyfriend to be happy and get a job and stop being a NEET and I guess those feelings are projecting onto this other guy and fukc

Yeah, if you don't accept your boyfriend the way he is, if you want him to change, even for the better, its not gonna work
Maybe his unhappiness/bitterness/loser neetdom is felt as a part of who he is
Which ain't good but that's what it is

>>26242320
>normie
Fuck off nigger

>>26242303
According to a study the reason those tits don't exist anymore is bras that actually hurt tits unlike what everyone thinks

>>26241134
Are you still in this thread? I have questions.

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>>26242402
I need some sauce on that study bro.

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Not a fembot
I was at work the other day, working the register with this cool blonde Stacy.
This regular customer comes in, orders, and our gay boss runs out of nowhere to hit on him
Why?
This guy has a godly face. Jaw could cut diamond, piercing blue eyes, narrow eye sockets, overall just male model tier.
BUT
Guy's like 5'1
So I ask the girl if she found him attractive.
She said "he has a great face, but he's so short!"

RIP manlets
Even having a godly face won't save you.

>>26242775
well 5'1 is only a tiny bit from being a midget. but i am 5'7 and i am pretty sure women think the same for everyone less than 6 feet

>>26241826
OMUH GAHD yes!

>>26242775
5'1 isn't even human, I was 5'1 in like 3rd grade.

>>26242285
the facial expression is repulsive. but the makeup is very nice. I mean the tits are 9.5 out of 10 but thats neither here nor there.

>>26242295
You ever watch a monkey swinging on branches? It doesn't let go of the one it's holding in one hand until its other hand has a firm grasp around another branch. The branches in this analogy of course being your penis and another man's penis, respectively.

>>26241134
hey anon, if you'r not a troll then lets be real, he's stuck with you for what 3 years? i think the he thinks you'r good enough to him, not to mention how do you know he doesn't feel the same way?

>this thread exists

If I didn't have a headache right now I would gore spam this worthless shit to 500 posts.

>>26242985
>>26242929
Tbh, he was more like 5'6-7"
I'm 6'3, so I just see everyone as much shorter.
If that guy had my height, he'd be slaying pussy worldwide

Fellow femanons, how do I stop being so obsessive? I have a weird collection of creeper pics and manage to scare away qt boys because im so, uh...enthusiastic

>>26244358
You take creepshots of guys?
What kind of pics?
Faces? Groins? Butts?
And what do you mean by enthusiastic?

>>26240436
fuck off Flavia

>>26240436
Yeah i think is sooo hard.

>>26240862
Uhm yeah. Like all women

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>>26240436
>>26240683
>>26240744
>>26240552

I'm almost insulted by these attempts.

>>26244358
That's hot
Go on

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>120 replies and 50 images omitted. Click here to view

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>>26240436
>tfw just want to get married
>tfw can't lower standards because i'm 8.5/10

>tfw no gf to pee in front of me every morning

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>>26244439
>i'm 8.5/10

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>>26244358
I KNOW THAT FUCKING FEELING SO WELL
I've been sneaking pictures and recordings of schizo senpai and I have a mini shrine but I manage to keep it all to myself.
tfw been using the pictures and recordings of him saying OH YEA to fap

>>26242775
I'm 5'4 and girls have been into me

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>>26244473
>ywn have an obsessed femanon fap to a recording of you she made without your permission

>>26244385
Faces
I get people I know to take pictures of one of my teachers
I'm not really interested in pictures of the groin and stuff
Sometimes I'll pretend I'm checking my phone when a qt boy is serving me and just take a lot of pics instead

>>26244423
Uhm, there's not much else to say
What do you wanna know?

>>26244516
No one gives a fuck. You are nothing beyond your disgusting, putrid cunt. Fuck off, whore.

>>26244473
I AM SO GLAD I'M NOT ALONE
Creep pics are truly a modern art form

>>26244516
>What do you wanna know?
Basically what you said in your post now
be my creepy gf

>>26244524
What? They were asking questions and I answered them.

>>26244516
>>26244527
Hope you both get arrested and locked up for life, filthy degenerates

>>26244539
It's not like I do lewd things with the photos though

>>26244536
I don't even know you

>>26244539
I only do it because I love him, shhh
>>26244504
Maybe you do anon, you never know. I don't think schizo senpai realizes how thirsty I am for him because he's socially retarded robot tier.
>>26244527
Agreed!!! I get all tingly inside when I manage to snap a new picture, it gives me this weird adrenaline rush and I'm fucking addicted to it.

>>26244469
objectively attractive face
dress very well, mostly in designer (people always compliment my outfits)
i work out and in shape
drive a luxury car
stem student
respected lawyer father

catch:
r9k emotions

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>>26244557
>I don't even know you
Get to know me then

>>26244589
Ok, tell me about yourself
Right here and right now

>>26244581
>ywn be this qt's perfect househusbando because you're a pathetic neet
At least I've got a cute face

>>26244538
They don't give a fuck about you. They're pathetic beta males who think you'll woosh through their computer screens to suck their dick. That's the only reason they're talking to you, and that's the only reason any man will ever talk to you. You are worthless. Without that disgusting, wet hole you mean absolutely nothing to the world. You're a parasite who will bleed society dry and offer nothing in return. When you hit the wall and your looks fade so much that not even the most pathetic of pathetic beta males will want anything to do with you, you'll realize just how worthless of a person you are. You are boring. Dull. Vapid. Stupid. Shallow. Now fuck off this board.

>>26244581
>>26244599
Both of you, post face w/ timestamp

>>26244581
You fucking wish. No one believes you for a second lmao
Stupid bitch.

>>26244603
Haha, are you okay there? :) LoL :p hehe

>>26244557
>>26244563
I once got arrested for taking my roommate's clothes out of the dryer
>she had to go to the hospital
>had wet clothes in dryer
>texted me and asked me to put them in dryer, she'll take them out when she gets home
>go toss her nasty period panties into dryer
>pay, cus apartment building
>she's still not home
>decide to take them out, so no one steals them or tosses them out
>as I'm packing her stuff, some bitch walks in
>stares at me for a minute and runs out
>next thing ik, two cop cars are outside, 4 officers
>handcuff me
>won't listen to a thing I'm saying
>use my one phone call to get talk to roommate that I was helping
>her mom picks up, cus roomie is in emergency surgery
>mom can't leave, I understand
>spend night in jail
>roomie comes straight to jail after post op and demands they release me
>cops don't even apologize
>now on sex offender registry
>5 years until I can get a tribunal date to remove me
>can't get a job, apartment, or anything

But you whores can take creepshots all you like.
Fuck you

>>26244620
Jesus Christ, you've got it real bad Anon
I'm sorry to hear that

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>>26244597
>19
>Manlet
>Unemployed
>Love history, vidya, shitty yugioh cards from my childhood, and dinosaurs
>Incredibly awkward around people because low self-esteem
>Manlet

>>26244581
>designer
Vain, basic bitch
>workout and in shape
aka Instagram camwhore
>luxury car
>rich daddy
>muh depression
Literally the most basic white girl in existence

>>26244657
Nothing in common so far
How about music and books?

>tfw it's my birthday today
>i'm 24
>i'm a loser going nowhere in life

>>26244650
Yup
Got kicked out of university, lost my job, and now I'm basically homeless.
I do home repairs with illegals, cus my criminal record is there, even though I did literally nothing wrong.
That's the day I decided to stop being nice to anyone.

Word to the wise, my robot brethren, never be an ugly male doing something nice, you'll end up in jail.

Literally have $12 and a sleeping bag.
I shitpost on coffee shop WiFi

Worst part was giving up my cat.
I still cry every night without her.
But she's with a trusted friend, so I'm not too worried.

>>26244716
Happy bday, femanon.
I am your present
I'll be your boyfriend/husband for life

>>26244690
>How about music and books?
My favorite song is Believe it Or Not by Joey Scarbury, but I like to listen to classical music a lot.
The only decent book I've read is Dante's Inferno
I would like to read the Iliad and the Odyssey because Greek mythology is cool. The last books I read before that was The Percy Jackson series

>>26244665
that is way out of your league

>>26244716
You'll make it someday fembot
>>26244740
kek

>>26244757
keked straight into the friend zone

>>26244725
Shit. I really wish things could be better for you. You literally did nothing wrong, how could they still put your name in the offenders list? You could've sued them or something. I hope you can be reunited with your cat soon.

>>26244755
I don't want to be in the league with some basic 2004 blonde Disney channel cumdumpster.
Enjoy having literally 0 intelligence or personality.
>muh STEM
I go to CalTech and I don't feel the need to tell virgin NEETs that I'm better than them.
Please kill yourself.
>>26244757
Why are you laughing at me?

>>26240454
What's the difference?

orijinaru

>>26244745
I bought Inferno recently, and I read some of Percy Jackson when I was around 12 lol
I could never really get into classical music either

Okay... How about movies/tv?

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1 month ago
>be me
>go to a party
>stacy wants the D
>kindly tell her to fuck off
>spot a fembot
>shes an obvious virgin
>take her home with me
>talk for hours
>offer to eat her out
>she panics and starts talking gibberish
>stares at the floor and loses the ability to form sentences
>tell her to just say no
>she wont say no but is too much of a nervous virgin to say yes
>go to sleep


I actually believed you bitches.But you dont even know what you want.

>>26244789
>I read some of Percy Jackson when I was around 12 lol
That was when I started and I enjoyed the idea. Didn't like Riordan turning Nico into a fag for no reason and quit before finishing the series because of that.
>Okay... How about movies/tv?
I like all of the Jurassic Park movies, but that's because I'm a sucker for dinos.
I enjoy comfy movies like The Grand Budapest Hotel too.
I used to watch history channel a lot, but they turned it into shit. Now the only tv I really watch is Game of Normies occasionally.

>>26244767
Have you tried being a male in modern society?
Ik people who have done less and have actually ended up in jail.
Women ruin men's lives with a few words, doing irreparable damage.
They said they'd review my case, so I'm still 3 years out until my court date.
Even then, they'll probably just tell me to fuck off.
>sued
Lol, with what money?
Put my sleeping bag up for collateral?
I just look like a homeless 22 yo, no lawyer will even let me in their lobby.

>>26244812
Kudos to her for staying pure.
Go put your degenerate tongue in some roastie and leave the virgins to us.

>>26244830
This
>>26244812
Get fucked degenerate

>>26244830
fuck you mane
i didnt want her to be fucked by some autist that chops her up into dices because he came too fast and panicked

>>26244851
Not even remotely good bait, ironic or otherwise.
It's 2016, faggot.
Step your game up

>>26240683
welcome to womanhood
now go out and fuck every alpha male in sight

>>26244824
I dont understand it. That's so horrible. Feminists can't see the female privilege they have. What the police did was dispicable. I truly and sincerely wish you all the best luck with your court case and the next few years.

>>26244819
We have nothing in common
Sorry Anon buddy

>>26244924
Shit ;_;
>tfw no gf that you have no shared hobbies or interests with

>>26240477
yeah, if it has estrogen in it, it'll do that

>>26245066
she has shit taste anyway

so do you, making you a good match

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any 5-14 yr old girls here? I love little girls.

>>26240539
>uglier than mystery?

IMPOSSIBRU