Anon, what was that flash?

>>26220646
You know what it was bitch

>>26220660
*calls chad bf to beat you up*

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>>26220660

>So anon called me abitch, is he autistic?

>>26220704
>>26220736
>Implying it was autism and not alphaness
Whatever spergs

>>26220646

Never, m'lady! That was simply my eye twinkling at your lovely beauty. *tip tip*

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>>26220780

Did you hear about anons tantrums? He's like a kid

lightening :D

>>26220646
>>26220736
>>26220815
When you think about it, this could never happen, because women never talk about anyone but them-selves.

>>26220646
I don't understand why people take photos like this

There's a female friend right there sitting at the table

Why do women just take photos of themselves doing sexually promiscuous things and how do I get this to happen

>>26220646
It was the flash on my phone. What did you think it was?

>>26220646
the nuclear holocaust has begun. none will be spared. you could have prevented this.

>>26220948
Not necessarily, I've found that women spend a shitload of their time bitching about the other people in their life.

>>26220646
Camera you dumb fuck.

>>26221669
The best answer.

THESE NUTS!

GODIM!

>>26220948
Unless they're gossiping.

Women talk. It's why first impressions are everything with the shallow whores.

>>26220646
Making your ass into a kodak moment.

THAT WAS THE LIGHTNING. NOW HERE COMES THE THUNDER.

Aurora Borealis

>>26220948
Have you ever been around women? All they do is talk about people they don't like

Here comes the snow.

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>>26220646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss

>>26222632
Sounds a lot like here t b h

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tfw this has happened, but with the camera shutter sound

>>26223100
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

There is no recovering from this, /r9k/ is FINISHED

/ R9K/ OFFICIALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>26223100
This just in! /r9k/ is a bunch of women pretending to be beta males

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>>26225135
I KNEW IT
origano cement

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>>26225214
women trying to make men look like pathetic beta males to make women look stronger

It's all a feminist conspiracy!