tfw all I want is a friendly, well mannered boyfriend who I can

>>26212696
Going fishing during the week?

I just want a boyfriend who likes the same music I like. Nothing else matters.

>>26212696
You won't get anyone cause you're ugly femanon

>>26212726
>>26212696
depends on if your girls, guys or traps

>>26212726
I'd like a gf with the same shitty music taste, but in the end it doesn't even matter

>>26212696
You know the old saying, "You can't have your cock, and eat it too."

>>26212726
guys tend to like most music, but if you tell a guy he's gotta like the same music as you he's going to think you're a groupie and wanna get back stage with the band

>>26212696
>tfw you have both :)
>tfw they fuck each other more than you :(

I just want a gf that will let me be cute with her and take care of her and also she's ok with me being kind of a nutjob and nothing else matters as long as she loves me ;-;
She can be tall or short or skinny or fat or ugly or pretty or smart or dumb or crazy or crazy. Sane is ok I guess idk normies freak me out a lil

>>26212770
a girl of course
>>26212884
no I just feel passionately about certain songs and any guy that feels the same way I do I'd want to have a connection with him. But I do have another requirement. He has to be a robot. I just love the contrast. If a guy is happy and he's happy that's normal. But a miserable guy who is happy (from listening to the same music as I do) is strange, unique, mysterious. Which is what I'm into.

All I want if a companion who will actually appreciate me. Might as well get a dog.

>>26212991
What music do you like and does it include Jack Off Jill, queenadreena, katzenjammer, or riot grrl in general?

>>26213016
Same. But. One day we'll find our qts. One day. And we'll be happy and appreciate and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU MISTREAT YOUR QT YOU WILL GO TO HELL

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>>26212696
>huge dick
Is 6.5 big enough for you?

>>26212726
I just want a gf who has the same music taste as I do
But I'm a faggot who listens to mainly trap and edm so I'm effectively fucked

>>26213036
Never heard of any of those. I listen to Florence and the machine, Westlife, Michael Jackson, Lorde, The Vamps a lot of sweet happy mainstream music. Which robots don't listen to. Which makes those that do all the more unique.

>>26212991
>strange, unique, mysterious

I see what you're doing here and I don't like it

>>26213066
Nah, never going to be in relationship. Growing up watching how my mother and other female relatives behaved... Also in highschool all the girls treating their bfs like complete shit...

>>26213167
I like Lorde. I probably like the others too desu. I like sweet happy mainstream stuff I think? I listen to that kinda stuff very guiltily. I like Taylor Swift but...would never admit it outloud.

I just want a slightly chubby/soft gf who only has eyes for me, will be there for me when I'm stressed, and is obsessed with my cock. But this is asking for too much I think.

>>26213167
the happiest music I listen to is burzum

>>26212696
nice b8 m8 good work

>>26212726
Nothing else matters
>>26213167
fuck, and I thought you were a Metallica fan

>>26212696
I will gladly be your little footslave cuckboy and then you can find someone else to sexually satisfy you.

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>>26212696
>people will respond to this seriously

>>26212696
>tfw no completely open and honest gf
She needs to be able to tell me everything about her life. All her memories are will be part of my memories, whether they be good or bad. We will die together with me knowing that she shared her entire life experience with only me and it's all in my mind. I am too obsessive and this will never happen.

>>26212991
date me tbqhf

>>26212726
Hey bby, u lik post-bop jazz?

Can we turn this into an ideal gf/bf thread? I love reading those

>>26213126
>circumcised
I'm so sorry, nigganon. You have my sympathy.

>>26214416
my ideal gf is a stage 10 crazy unstable clingy girl who has a nice butt

>>26214553
I just want someone who will love me forever and I will love them forever in return and we will live together forever until we die. Also they need to accept me for who I am and I will do the same for them. I don't care about physical stuff really. Why do you want a crazy unstable clingy girl?

>>26214416
My ideal gf is someone who at least has a vague interest in videogames and is okay with me spending most of my time alone with very little communication. Also, despite my antisocial behavior, they'd need to be on the extrovert side to stop conversations from getting too awkward. I don't think I'll ever find someone like this.

>>26214722
I want a clingy gf because I've been starved of attention my entire life and I want the complete opposite of it

You guys work in odd ways.
The girl I love is my ideal girl, including her faults, but also her virtues.
You should not idealize, but accept the truth with a smile.

>Those fucking lich legs in op picture
Low test

>>26214967
>>26214722

Be honest. Are either of you able to be pleasant, safe, or sane long enough to actually have a long-term relationship?

Will it just turn toxic because you lie, manipulate, devalue, hide, turn cold, play immature emotional games, push away, doubt, project, and do otherwise harmful shit?

Why not focus on fixing yourself and your horrible personality issues that make you think you deserve someone who gives you all of their time and attention and everything they have in the first place?

>>26215696
I'm usually pretty sane. I'm 100% pleasant all the time though. I have friends, they all seem to think I'm a nice person. I feel very non-nice but I guess that's just my self-esteem talking. I'm safe to the point of being boring. I'm not good at much but I'm very good at relationships and making people happy. I like to make people happy.
I don't do any of that harmful stuff. Or, when I do I try to fix that behavior. I like attention but it's in a different way. I like to give my attention to someone. I'd be ok with someone not giving me very much as long as they let me give them all my love and devotion. The thing is, the only people that seem to appreciate that are people who ALSO want to give their love and devotion. I actually don't like when my partner is unhappy. I always try to make sure that they can be happy. I'll always put them before myself. I mean, I'll make sure that they're happy before I worry about my own happiness. That's been the pattern for a long time anyway. I do need to fix myself, there's a lot wrong with me. But I'm confident that I can make a person happy and loved and safe. But yes, I am trying to fix myself and I appreciate your concern. I dunno, you probably are a good person which is rare on this board. So, keep it up anon.

>>26215696
yes you have me completely figured out based on one post

>>26212696

who /well mannered, interesting and romantic boyfriend/ here

I want a not horrendously unattractive gamer gf who knows her gender. Who will look past the offensive things I say. Kill me

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>>26213126
Put it away, anon, no one asked for that

Ideal gf is like 18, petite and flat with a cute butt, ginger, plays an instrument, speaks 2 languages, is a switch that doesn't mind my foot fetish, clingy in a cute way, history and philosophy nerd, not a degenerate. That's 100% ideal, perfect world type situation. Realistically, just cute face and butt, switch, history and philosophy nerd and, clingy. Lmfao I have high standards because I don't deal with rejection well, LMAO, how hilarious is that hahahahahaha.

>>26215696
>>26215799
u did not reply to me anon I am sadden

>tfw roasties will never have my music taste because they all listen to shitty pop and /mu/core

>>26217145
Tfw no jazz trombone gf.

It's not too much to ask, OP. I have both and it's great.

>>26212696
I swear to fucking god who actually takes time to think and write this shit

>>26213152
I've been listening to trap exclusively for the last 3 years and dubstep before that. I'm such an autist

>>26212696
Her legs are insanely thin, wouldn't hit

>>26214827
Have you heard of the myers-briggs personality test? It was designed by 2 psychologists a bunch of years ago. There are 16 different personality types you can have, and most autists are INTJ or INTP. INTJ stands for introverted, intuitive, thinking, judging, and INTP is the same except they are perceivers instead of judges.

I don't know about INTP but the personality type that is most romantically compatible with INTJ is ENFP which is extraverted, intuitive, feeling, perceiving. If I were you I would go to okcupid or something and search for girls with ENFP in their profile.

>>26216222
to small? :/

>>26215696
fuck that. life isn't one bit fair. why should I "fix my imperfections"? no girl has ever had to do and they get everything they want. no chad has to do that and he gets everything he wants

>>26217485
>most autists are INTJ or INTP

What about someone that lies somewhere in between INTP and ENTP? Usually whenever I take this test my result will be one or the other, and the result will always be somewhere around the 50% mark when it comes to in/extroversion.

>>26213167
Pleb

Oc

>>26217579
If you think that you need another person to achieve self-fulfillment and happiness, then you don't deserve someone.

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>>26213458
I want exactly this. I used to have it

>>26218317
>I used to have it
Someone's laughing at all your private moments right now, probably with friends.

>>26218377
No one does this. Don't be mean anon
>>26218317
One day you will again! Remain hopeful anon

Goodnight thread
Anyone can email me at [email protected] but I'm slow to reply these days because shitposting is easy but talking is exhausting :(
Gnight everyone!

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I just want a girlfriend who is sincerely kind and likes anime.

ITT incels pretending to be woman... again

I don't know what I want, and at this point because I've done nothing I'm afraid it's too late to experiment and figure that out.

I'd like someone who's the same.

Beyond that, I don't know, I just want someone who actually is into who I am and how I look and the whole package, not briefly accepting of some peacocked version of myself.

I just want a boyfriend who erps or anyone in that fact
http://steamcommunity.com/id/babypeaches

>>26218973
Why is it too late to experiment?

>tfw well mannered muscle hunk boyfriend who shares my interests and loves all my weird fetishes
I take him out on dates tho because the weird fetishes are all femdom related and I earn more than him anyway

>>26212696
Troll or not women really do have this mentality

>Is that so much to ask?

It is now. Thanks to the social media age it's increasingly harder to get away with alphafux/betabux. The most you'll get from a good-natured guy nowadays is FWB. It was women who destroyed the sanctity of commitment. Unless you're a 10/10 Stacy, you reap what you sow. Now get lost you boring slut, I wanna play vidya.

>>26212696
I know your pain

tfw all i want is a 9/10 with low self esteem to smoke weed with and fuck

is that so much to ask? ;_;

>>26219024
I guess I'm worried that something I'll want to do or try would be beneath them, something that nobody our age would bother with. I'm not old or anything, just 21, I'm just afraid that I'm basically juvenile in what I want or expect.

>>26219130
21 is still a young enough age to experiment, especially in college. The thing about experimenting is that it gives you a chance to find the right type of person. I've become close friends with and gone out with all kinds of girls and still haven't really found somebody that I feel like I can truly be myself around. Of course I have friends for that though.

>>26218377
I think this sometimes
>>26218647
Thanks anon. I hope so. Same to you

>>26219100
I never understood this about men.
>treat women like princesses
>condemn them for acting like princesses

>>26218926
Good night bby
original comment

>>26219785
>I think this sometimes
I think it all the time which is why I don't tell people shit.

>>26219965
I thought of that,too. But you say shit when you're with someone you love/care

>>26212726
thats pretty pretentious

>>26220119
It's easy for me senpai, I don't have one of those.

>>26212783
underrated post
>I swear this c-comment is original!

I want a gf with strong family values who likes to watch quality cinema and cuddle.

>>26220440
What's so special about it?
>>26220445
What's your favorite movie?

>>26220445
This except I like /comfy/ movies like The Big Lebowski

>>26212726
that's so based

>>26213152
top 5 mixtapes 2015 f.am babe

>>26213167
fuck outta here, plegeian scum

>>26214416
Can you fuck off to /soc/, tripfaggot normie cuntoid?

>>26220656
the big plebowski

>>26222005
Say that to my face faget

>>26221910
Don't ever write that gay shit on my board
Learn how to use 4chan
>omfg that's so like based xD
Kill yourself

>>26212991
>But a miserable guy who is happy (from listening to the same music as I do) is strange, unique, mysterious. Which is what I'm into.

Confirmed underage
This is pedo v& b8

i just want danish spergmom to love me a bit
is it too much to ask for

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>>26222258
She's a qt t.b.h
I want her to choke on my young cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX-oUTe1RRc

all of you are the same

>>26213167
Oh I like those. It's weird to find people that like that here. Want to share music? Email me good stuff.

>>26222283
who doesnt
i wana do her anus every day

>>26212696

I just want a gf that shares the same interests as me, is smart, educated, curious about the world...

AND

is kinky, super sex positive, down to fuck like crazy rabbits and do all kinds of kinky shit, beautiful face, nice body, and young.

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>>26213167
Lord and Florence are dope

But have you heard the good word of our Lord and saviour, Yeezus?

Yeezy Seazon is in full swing, I recommend that you thoroughly prepare yourself

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>>26222331
You have good taste in qts anon

>>26215605
This is the gayest shit I've ever read in my 11 years of 4chan

>>26222187
leave him the fuck alone, he's allowed to post whatever he wants. Because he's so based.

>>26212770
>oing fishing during the w
fuck off cunt worshipper,
if you get a girl one day, i fuck her and we laugh together over you.

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I just want a cute bf who I can admire

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>>26222402
>tfw have 3 kittens
>saved them from some crazy old people that were gonna kill them
>still no gf
>probably cus I'm black and autismo