>Someone actually remembered its my nameday today >My friend

>>26201872
honestly why does your friend know you're a virgin?

not even my friends do and I hang out with them all the time

>>26201898
Why should he not. We actually laughed about it. Im not insecure about myself.

>>26201898
Trust me, they know you are.

>>26202034
This.
It's easy to see.

>>26202034
>>26202059
it's really not no matter how much you would like to convince yourself it is

i'm a good looking dude and my friends know I hang out with women all the time and im not clueless when my friends talk about their girlfriends

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>>26202085
Just keep telling yourself this. Maybe you'll actually start believing it yourself someday.

>>26202109
Well I do believe it

Not sure what else to tell you, it's really not hard at all to hide your virginity because no one ever blatantly asks you about it like robots here think they do.

Yesterday startd the uni for the first time. It was pretty good and definitely a step to improve my sad life.
However there's this annoying and dumb as rocks guy that latched on me after seeing I was the best at english. He followed me fucking everywhere after that.
I don't have the assertiveness to tell him to fuck off and I'm already angry to attend uni just because this guy
What do?

>>26202142
So you've never been to any kind of party or anything, I see.

>>26202159
you gotta deal with him until you finish that class bud

just keep making excuses if he wants to hang out or something

>>26202166
>so anon, are you a virgin or not?
what kind of retard do you think pulls that out as an icebreaker?

also you can iono, just lie about it really easily

>>26202202
>so, how was your first time like?

>>26202179
It's not that he invites me to do shit or something.
The problem is that he FOLLOWS ME FUCKING EVERYWHERE. I had my earbuds and I was reading a book yesterday, yet he didn't catch the signs and sat beside me and continued talking garbage. I think I might have attracted an actual autist.
Why ruin keeps following me everywhere?

>>26202242
Just make up a story

>It was kind of disappointing. Don't want to divulge too many details but it was, I think, homecoming senior year and I finally asked this girl out who was kinda flirty for the past few months. Got home from the dance, parents were asleep, kinda buzzin off some alcohol we snuck in cause I had shit tolerance at the time, and I slept with her. First timers and alcohol do not mix and I had a rough time even finding her vagina, yeah fucking really. I mean it was alright, she was cute, but I was it was a long night and alcohol and everything. You know how it is.