I don't want to be awake edition
Paki scum die.
My tree farm room is coming along lads, nearly half way there
My glucose levels are FUCKED lads
Off to work lads, another 150 queens faces in my pocket, see you at about 5ish, have a nice day!
who /blackperson/ here?
>>26196592
Whoever is making these images is putting way too much effort into them
>>26197304
>black
>person
lmao
>>26197356
pls no bullying me
Good morning~
>tfw you wake up and already know it's going to be a horrible day
Hope you have a good day lads~
Post waifus
>>26197575
Ganbatte Tilde
>210
THE STIMULANTS KEEP RAISING MY GLUCOSE LEVELS LADS
KIDNEY FAILURE WHEN
>>26197606
Beautiful morning thinking of my waifu.
>>26197575
tilde, could we talk in private somewhere about the possibility of meeting up, and well, dating?
>>26197606
Here is my waifu tbqh~
>>26196950
What is that massive grey line on your map and what are those blocks scattered around the floor
job interview in an hour lids
>>26197606
It's waifu o'clock
>>26197575
you just reminded me of this B&S song tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP_sPBdiqjE
>when the first cup of coffee tastes like washing up
hope your day goes better than expected
So apparently I have a day off today.
Goodnight I guess
Well met, what're yah drinking lads?
Poorcuck me sippin shite vodka. Got home from work to find my cat ate my mates gecko. Now I get to have an earful of that speech later...
>>26197893
bit early isn't it mate?
>>26197893
I am drinking orange squash.
>>26196592
Depressing thread that must remind me I don't have a British bf
>>26197893
Bit early lad. I'm just doing my daily ritual of drinking a can of Monster before work. Think I'm legit addicted to this shit.
>mfw not been at school all week
>>26197924
>british gf
>not polish/slav/scandinavian
what are you? a chav or something?
>Have work today
>got drunk and hit on female co-worker over the weekend
just kill me now lads, I don't wanna go to work.
People of Pakistani origin IN dezoo senpie
>>26198596
Just quit mate. Being a wageslave is LITERALLY the most beta thing one can do.
>friends with qt from Ireland for 5+ years
>met on MSN and became very good friends
>fall for her
>tfw friendzones you because can't deal with the distance and too immature to explain that when you're both teenagers
>don't talk for 2 years but stay in loose contact
>start talking frequently again and on good terms
>don't love her any more but definitely still into her
>she has a boyfriend
>"if we met irl we could definitely make out"
>"I only see you as a friend"
>"if we found each other on tinder we'd match with each other"
>"if you come here next year I'll be on my own you can stay with me"
man I enjoy talking with her and can't wait to eventually meet her but she is fucking trouble and there will definitely be some drama that will hopefully be worth it fuck me lads lmao
Couldn't sleep due to anxiety again, had to call in sick.
Tempted to quit, this happens 3/5 nights now but this is the first time I've not gone in because of it, feels good to neet around again desu.
unlucks Tilde you fat cunt
Really want one of thee wraps, but it would involve going into town and I really don't like to leave my house.
>>26198650
Need to keep this job at least until I can drive mate.
>>26198687
Ireland isn't even far away mate. Takes me longer to get the bus to town than the plane to Ireland.
How did you meet her?
>Got a job as an online shopper at sainsburys
>The hours are 4-8am
Comfy robot hours or nightmare no sleep early shift?
>>26198737
What wage do they pay for that.
Are you just going to be picking orders for the morning deliveries?
>>26198749
7.50-ish. Yeah, I'm just playing supermarket sweep for 4 hours a day.
>>26197893
Nothing atm and it's making me feel like shit. I wasn't drinking enough to get physical withdrawal symptoms but I am anxious as fuck and have a constant headache from the lack of alcohol.
>>26198800
>I'm just playing supermarket sweep for 4 hours a day.
Haha that's brilliant. I wouldn't mind that job.
>>26198735
literally on MSN lol
we were in a group chat with some guy we mutually knew and she had a cute profile pic so I messaged her and we became close friends very quickly
I behaved awfully to her tho and would argue all the time over stupid shit when she friendzoned me very early on and I didn't move on whilst of course she did like a normal attractive teenage girl going to a mixed school and got a bf whilst I was a socially awkward single type going to an all boys so we cut off contact for a while
but now we're both a bit more mature and I've had much more experience and we're on good terms now and we've talked about going to music festivals together if we can this year so yeah
>>26198719
DID SOMEONE SAY WRAPS?!
>>26198895
Sounds cool I miss the old MSN days was great for meeting grills. I used to always get girls to show their boobs on webcam, was good times.
>there are posters in this thread right now who are too young to remember MSN
>>26198923
>tfw I still have chatlogs from my msn days
>>26198923
For me, MSN was the next step after finding them on myspace. If it wasn't for myspace and the internet in general I would be a 30 year old virgin.
>>26198934
God I'm glad I don't and I hope no one else does. I hate reading stuff I wrote when I was younger, was a proper retard.
>>26198737
Hope you're fast mate. I fucking hate picking for Tesco. The most boring job going.
>>26198976
That reminds me, I had a Tesco delivery a couple of months ago and the delivery guy was 100 percent one of us, we talked about messiness for some reason and he mentioned having figures and stuff. He was a pretty cool guy.
>>26199005
Doesn't sound like me then. Where abouts you from?
>>26199048
I'm not from here, but in Surrey.
>>26198737
FUCKING ONLINE SHOPPERS GET OUT OF MY AISLE REEEEEEE I JUST DRESSED THAT SHELF OF CRISPS
Most online shoppers I met were pretty nice desu. Nicer than my actual night shift colleagues.
>tfw only got an hour of sleep and have to head into college
just kill me
>>26199061
Someone else from Surrey posting on 4chan. What are the odds?
>>26199061
It surprises me how some people live. Students are usually the worst ones while the autistic kinda people live like shite.
Managed to sit down and have a cup of tea with a 26 year old girl and spoke with her for 30 minutes. Just waiting for that day when one of them asks for my number.
Chat is quiet today
>>26199070
>>tfw only got an hour of sleep and have to head into college
You don't have too, that's the good thing about college is that if you don't want to go in you can just stay home. Not like work where you have to go in every day or they fire you.
>>26199091
Oh I wasn't clear, it was the delivery driver who was one of us, I was the customer. My flat has the steepest stairs in the world right in front of the door so nobody can see my life.
>>26199117
Oh I know what you was saying. I hope you was nice and told him to leave the shopping at the door.
>>26199146
Yeah of course, I always do. I'm not making some poor guy take three boxes up my deathtrap stairs, I just take them at the door.
>>26199163
>I'm not making some poor guy take three boxes up my deathtrap stairs,
>work at Wickes as a driver's mate
>supposed to leave all the stuff as close to the front door as possible because we aren't insured to go any further
>customers would always ask you to put it somewhere else
>driver would always make me do it because it is 'good service'
Fucking hell the amount of times I nearly died trying to carry sheets of plasterboard up some cunts tiny steep 17000s staircase in city center flats.
>>26199081
surrey poster here, will probably move out once I have enough money. The rent round here is far too high for peasants on minimum wage like me.
>>26199208
I know that feel. Unfortunately, we have to ask where the customer wants their shopping and sometimes it's like a fucking deathtrap walking in some houses.
We get told we're allowed to refuse to go inside for health and safety but I haven't got the balls to say "no". There's one guy who told me some hilarious stories where he blown the fuck out customers
>>26199274
You wouldn't consider the Addlestone/Chertsey area?
>>26198737
just got out of the interview for the cafe job.
Probably the only thing I'd want to do in that store is work in the kitchen
I did 11pm to 7am once upon a time in the same store
you get a lot of time to yourself which is nice but the time goes slow
>>26199274
There are three of us in Surrey?
What's with this place man, the rent is fucking sickening. I can't wait to get back to Devon, this place is so expensive and not even that nice. Plus you all sound like you're trying to be cockneys.
>>26199298
>There's one guy who told me some hilarious stories where he blown the fuck out customers
I used to work with this really funny proper council estate tier driver. He used to tell all the posh customers stuff like 'watch out for him when he comes in the house' because 'he's just come out of prison, it's a program we do getting convicts back into work'.and shit like that. It was so funny the look on their faces.
>https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/results/unclaimed-prizes?mdr:na:tx
>check the lotto unclaimed prizes
>the majority are those raffle things
>people all over the country check their numbers, see they haven't won then throw away the ticket despite is being worth one million queens
I think if I did that, it would be the final straw with regard to the old suicide.
>>26199304
Never considered Addlestone desu, I live in Weybridge so it's not even like its far away. Chertsey is just a bit dead though (even though I only go to work & pub afterwards), my mum lived there for a while and even she left because there's fuck all to do and shes 53 lol.
>tfw parents pressuring you into becoming a wageslave but can't even be arsed to write CV
I don't even get why I have to become a wageslave. It's not like I'm ever going to make enough money to move out and it's also not like I bother them about money now.
>>26199350
London suburbs. Low crime, good schools, good transport links, sense of superiority (no poor people). The cheapest rent I've found in a 10 mile radius is 1100gbps for a 1 bedroom flat...
>>26199379
Oh nice I live in Weybridge, prices are high as fuck around here. Yeah they're a bit chavvy but I heard they're revamping Addlestone, I'm looking into it at the moment since I don't really want to leave Surrey.
>>26199398
you eventually get stockholm syndrome
This is why so many old cucks have a hard time retiring
>>26199367
>guy who used to be a driver but is now a manager
>delivered to a house that has 30 steps before you get to their house
>has about 15 trays worth of stuff
>driver takes one tray at a time up
>customers tries to be funny with how much he's ordered
>driver waits for him to empty one tray and takes it back down
>goes on for about 20 minutes
>tells the customer "Oh I've just left my reach (signing device) in the van. I'll just go and get it"
>driver gets in the van and drives off leaving the customer waiting at the door.
>>26199423
As in they genuinely believe you need to be a wageslave to be 'happy'?
>>26199410
>no poor people
You are kidding right? I'm in Guildford and there are hobos everywhere. There are more than I have even seen in a city. I know it's wealthy because the average car is an Audi, but seriously, rich business people, rich wives, hipster students, and deranged hobos. That's the Surrey experience.
Some girl on interpals wants my dick, or I think she does. She's so forward that I think I'm gonna get stabbed or mugged or whatever.
On the one hand she's decent looking and I haven't fucked for three years
On the other hand I don't want to die.
Is three hours by train too long to travel for puss?
>>26199448
I dont know how my dad is going to cope desu
he is fully engaged in his cuck lifestyle.
same job for 35 years
>>26199427
Haha, yea some customers are wankers. I used to hate the most when we'd have to deliver a load of heavy stuff, like fence panels or something, and the customer would make us carry it somewhere specific, but he was an able bodied man who could help but instead just stood there watching. Then they wouldn't even tip you.
Old people were the best, you'd deliver them like 3 bags of cement and they'd tip you a tenner each.
>>26199415
To be fair its much better than it used to be, I've even noticed a huge difference in the past 5 years. It's a shame my wage still prevents me from living in 90% of the UK according to that livable wage thing that was on the BBC website a while back.
>Tfw it tells you 0% of properties in Surrey are affordable to me, even on an extremely strict budget (food + rent, no electricty or heating)
>>26199474
My dad is 70 this year, he's been doing the same job for 55 years.
He retired a couple of years ago but it only lasted about a month before he went straight back to it cus he was bored.
>>26199559
the work ethic of that generation (late boomers/early x) is crazy
probably the biggest good goys post-wwii
>>26199487
If my parents hadn't bought the house I live in now back in the 80s I'd probably still be stuck in Kent. There's no way I could afford to stick around here if they booted me out.
Don't stop posting lads.
I just had a Co-Op pizza. How many slices do you cut your pizza into? I cut mine into 16 slices.
Still feel kind of sick today lads, not sure if it's just because I haven't eaten yet or if I gave myself alcohol poisoning or something
I love the Jeremy Kyle show, especially the booing. Someone puts their whole life out there into tvland and strangers judge their entire existance and boo them. It's hilarious.
Not been going in to uni at all since the beginning of this term, just living in halls watching tv and shitposting. Just went in for the first time, stayed for an hour then came home because I felt sick.
Who /pathetic/ here?
>>26200045
Pathetic? No, i'm a complete winner spending my tuesday afternoon on /britfeel/
>tfw it is really sunny out
For fucks sake it's going to be spring soon and there's going to be normies all over the place. I just wish it could rain forever.
>>26197606
Post of waifu before walking back to uni
>>26199878
smoke weed senpai, fixes it right up
>tfw re watching emperor's new groove in the popularity spike of the meme with a nong shim
>tfw /britfeel/ we never get together IRL to do pic related to Tilde
Can you leave the country on holiday if you're in the dole lads?
>>26200196
>Smoking weed stops you feeling sick
Mate that's bullshit you gotta be ready to relax to enjoy it, if you feel bookey it'll only make things worse.
>>26197606
Spookiest of Ougis today
What are you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
>>26196950
>tfw we couldn't have a comfy britfeel minecraft server because retards would shit it up
Feels really bad desu lads
>>26200269
i want to listen to you all day, then kiss your boypussy lips
>month since interview
>still no response
Is it time to give up hope?
>>26200161
same lad
fucking love the rain
>>26200223
Stop sexualising Tilde he is pure and innocent
Alright lads what's the deal. Why the fuck is no-one discussing the abomination that is Universal Credit? Am I the only neet unfortunate enough to not get the old dole system? I walk in there and all of a sudden the lady that was friendly before christmas is sitting in front of a blue wall and saying my work history is shit and I need to get volunteer work immediately. Quickly made up something about having friends that have businesses and im discussing volunteering with them and she immediately cuts me off and goes on about sending someone to check its legit. I almost started crying lads, I'm sorry to say. Their power levels are too high. I need training from a king kai neet who knows how to stay under the radar. They've become ruthless m8s. Fuckin' monsters!
>>26200336
Phone them lad
Ooc
>>26200370
Phoned them a week ago and the HR lady said they were in a meeting. Not sure if I should phone again or send an email.
>>26200354
When was the last time you worked lad? Why did she think your work history was so shit?
>>26200354
WELL WHY DON'T YOU STOP SMOKING DOPE, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET A JOB THEN
>>26198737
I work in Sainsburys customer care.
No wonder you poor fucks always pick the worst dates your working from 4am.
Calling Sainsburys about your online order is guaranteed money by the way.
Might apply as a part time wageslave at McDonald's. Anyone worked there before? How is it?
>>26200455
>works in sainsburys
>calls other people poor
>>26200472
yea it's shit. I don't start at 4am though.
I need a job lads I've been a NEET for 2 years what are my options?
>finally get the courage to ring the doctors and make an appointment
>it's closed till 2
Fuck, this is killing me lads. On one hand I don't want a finger in my bum on the other hand I don't want to die off bum cancer
>>26200531
Why do you think you've got ass cancer?
>>26200531
Only solution is to cut it off
>>26200540
I had a poo the other day with bright red in it, which I assume was blood as I've not eaten anything red
I had quite a bit of gas that day, and since then my stomach has felt a bit dodgey
The NHS said if it persists for 3 weeks to go the doctor but like I said I have a bit of stomach pain too so I think I should go the doctor. I don't want to do a Total Biscuit ignore it then find out I have 2 years to live
>>26200563
Isn't bright red fine but dark red is really bad? I remember hearing that somewhere at some point maybe
>>26200531
It's not so bad. Might as well get used to it now because it'll be at least annual when you're old.
>>26200563
You are fine mate. I have been having blood in my shits and on the toilet roll for literally 6 years. It is just hemorrhoids or something. Especially if the blood is right red as it means it is fresh from your anus, if it is dark red that means it your stomach bleeding which might be a bit more worrying.
But yea you're fine mate don't listen to their propaganda trying to scare you into getting your ass fingered.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35471624
>people that don't work are the happiest
>people with religion happier than those without
>men feel their lives are less worthwhile than women
I forgot to turn my calendar over from January to February yesterday. When I saw my error, I laughed for about 6 minutes. Brilliant.
>>26200610
>Sixty-five to 79 is the happiest age group for adults, according to Office for National Statistics research.
Because all old fags are greedy rich fucks who retired 15 years ago and own a bunch of properties they rent out to young working people for extortionate prices. Of course they're going to be fucking happy.
Also of course people with religion are happier, if you believed life wasn't completely pointless and there was some big magic man in the sky looking out for you giving meaning to everything and was going to reward you when you die, wouldn't you be happy too? I wish I was religious but I can't delude myself.
>>26200614
haha
Epic. Simply epic.
>>26200614
It's the little things in life.
>>26200584
It could still be cancer, but I think bright red isn't as likely to be something bad
It's not happened since but I feel a bit fucky and today I've had to go the bog twice with runny shits and my stomach still feels bad. I don't know if its me worrying doing it or there's legit something wrong
>>26200587
>>26200606
I was thinking of just calling 111 and asking about it but I dunno if that's the right thing to do. In the same way I dunno if it's the right thing to go to the GP right away, I don't want them to think I'm being a hypochondriac or some shit. And I really really don't want to get fingered. I feel uncomfortable taking my clothes off when I'm alone how the fuck am I going to let someone I've never even spoke to before touch my bum?
>>26198948
I purged everything on [spoilers] normiebook [/spoilers] from before i turned 17/18
>>26200679
Go to the GP. They will assume it's cancer until they can prove otherwise, so will put you at complete ease.
Cats are fighting again lads
>>26198934
Mine make me really sad, I only have them since 2007ish when I got my own computer but the person I see there is totally different to how I remember myself.
The number of people I used to have lengthy conversations with too, these days I don't talk to anybody except for on here if you even count that.
gonna try to work at a bookstore
gotta meet those smart qts somehow lads
>>26200693
Now I feel more apprehensive, I don't want things being put in my bum
>>26200727
Better that than having it all fall out when you're on the shitter 2 months down the line
>>26200716
>bookstore
>store
American pls go this is for British thread for British people
>>26200693
One time I thought I had ball cancer so I went to the doctor and this MILF felt my balls. I got a boner and I didn't have cancer. 10/10 would recommend.
>>26197658
BOIPUSSY FOR EVERYONE
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/rectal-bleeding/Pages/Introduction.aspx
Reading this anal fissure fits in with what I feel like right now
>>26200755
nothing wrong with them yanks mate theyre a good time and the non 4chan ones are real friendly
Fuck sake lads I want a job where I don't have to interact with any other humans but all jobs for spastics with no qualifications such as myself are all customer facing.
>>26200778
On the page of the bum fissure it says there's sharp pains associated with it. I don't really have any pain when pooping
I need to stop looking at this website its making me worse
>>26200781
>nothing wrong with them yanks
>>26200285
lewd tbqh
>>26200531
Christ I hate making appointments with the doctor/dentist
>ring doctors a couple of months ago
>nervous as fuck because I hate talking over the phone
>"can I book an appointment with Dr Fuat (my usual doctor)?"
>"we can't make appointments"
>"what?"
>"we can't make appointments, you need to call in the morning"
>"it's 11am"
>"yes but you need to call in the morning, preferably before 9"
>weird
>call the next day at 8am
>"can I make an appointment?"
>"we can't really book you an appointment with a specific doctor, it doesn't work like that"
>she then proceeds to name 3 or 4 other doctors at the surgery that are available
>"I don't know any of those people, I want to see my usual doctor, it has never been a problem before"
>"sir, I think you are mistaken, you can't book a specific doctor, we have several available"
>"no, forget it"
>few days later
>"fuck it, I'll bite the bullet and just see any doctor"
>call them
>this time it's a different voice
>"can I book an appointment please?"
>"of course, is there a specific doctor you'd like to see?"
>"uhh... Dr Fuat?"
>"sure, he has times available at blah blah blah.."
Horrible cow, apparently there is absolutely nothing wrong with booking an appointment with a specific doctor at that place, the other woman was just being awkward with me for no reason. I wish I got her name so I could make a complaint.
>>26200491
why did you neet for so long and what did you do for those 2 years?
>>26200809
It's your right to chose your doctor too
I haven't been the doctor in well over 10 years. The Doctor I used to see retired a long time ago
If I ring up and they ask me to call in the morning I'm going to be gutted. I don't want any one to know I'm going the Doctors and someone will be in the house to see me use the phone then
>>26200781
Yanks are scum. They spent the entire war bleeding the Empire dry only to step in at the last minute and take all the glory. They then spent the next few decades promoting independence in our colonies and involving themselves with Suez which really was the end for the Empire.
They are our greatest enemy and masquerade as an ally.
>>26200610
>>people that don't work are the happiest
"Employed people were happier than unemployed people, with part-time workers the happiest. Of those who were not working, retired people had the highest levels of happiness, followed by students"
>>26200816
>2 years is a long time
Well, I'm fucked then. Done nearly 5x that
>>26200816
jerked off to elins
ran a minecraft server
cried a lot
>>26200838
I don't believe that for a second.
Sounds like pure propaganda.
>>26200833
Yes lad, the average population of America did that exact thing and they all secretly want to see the UK fall, absolutely.
Not to mention we are all ex-WW2 veterans who can speak for millions of dead people because we were in that war ourselves right?
>>26200873
That's right, bury your head in the sand and ignore history. Pretend it doesn't affect you.
>>26200863
The part time bit is probably true, bare in mind most unemployed people are either depressed neets, fat 'disabled' people or inbred chavs. Doesn't seem like many unemployed people would have reason to be happy desu.
>>26200894
t. accredited 4chan political historian consultant twatburger
>>26200873
>Not to mention we are all ex-WW2 veterans who can speak for millions of dead people because we were in that war ourselves right?
Some of us are I know there was at least one other WW2 vet on here yesterday.
>>26200816
Don't know and nothing
Cross out "January" in the OP image already, FFS.
Is there an archive somewhere of the Britfeel OP images? I want to see the whole sorry story.
>>26200833
By far the scummiest thing the Americans have done is basically steal "the bomb" and keep it for themselves, essentially telling us to fuck off after the Manhattan Project.
Britain at the time was pushing on with Operation Tube Alloys and we ran out of money. An agreement was made where we would supply our manpower, research and nuclear material (which I believe at the time was only sourced in Canada or Australia) in exchange for the American funding.
After the Manhattan Project was completed they literally stabbed us in the back and said that no other nation should have access to nuclear weapons so they didn't give us any of the blueprints or information to make our own even though it was us who started it, worked on it and supplied them the materials they needed.
It was only when Russia tested theirs and we began building our own that the Americans thought "shit, these guys can actually make it themselves and we'll be much better off with them on our side" so they finally started to share the information that was promised to us in the first place.
tl;dr we should have had nuclear weapons at the same time at the US but they took a shit on our agreement like they always do
If I recall, a similar thing happened with jet engine technology too. They fucked us with that by promising to share some of their secrets with us for the jet engine. We ended up getting nothing and they got something else to claim as their own.
Tempted to have a nap lads. Been up since half 10.
>>26201048
Take a break, you don't want to push yourself too hard.
>>26200922
>more than zero 80+ ww2 veterans on fucking r9k
Vietnam war maybe but ww2?
>>26201026
They're still at it mate. They abuse the fuck out of BAE to no benefit of ours.
>>26201026
Daily reminder the USA only got involved in WW1 because the UK agreed to hand Israel to the Rockefeller family
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration
>>26201068
No I was at Dunkirk I was 14 at the time
>>26196592
Why is job centre borded up?
>>26201110
Because policy changes have forced NEETs into private company training schemes, employment and suicide.
There is no need for the jobcentre when the NEETs are dead.
Kind of feeling like eating a kebab in a minute, lads
>>26201154
Didn't you have one yesterday?
Does becoming an off the grid spoon whittler actually appeal to anyone else?
>>26197375
>Tfw no black weeb friend
>>26201191
I want to live in the woods by myself and have no human interaction but I also want to browse the internet.
>>26200354
Switch to ESA on the double senpai.
>>26201159
I did, but I feel like another for lunch.
>>26201110
I'm not sure what's more delicious, Karen feet or a kebab like this guy>>26201154 mentioned.
>>26201227
At this point I'd be fine not talking to you faggots any more. I just want to be self sufficient.
>>26200845
>ran a minecraft server
How'd that go mate?
Haven't played the game in ages but running a server seems like a fun time. How do you get people playing on it though?
>>26201362
Not him but it's not fun if you use lots of mods. Right pain in the arse
Anyone /brighton/ here? I know you're hiding
>started lifting in the new year
>starting to see some small gains on my chest and arms
I'm gonna make it lads
Have to see my social worker tomorrow, not been outside in 6 weeks, not had a shower in 2 months.
Have diarrhoea all the time, I must fucking stink.
Well it comes with the territory I suppose.
>>26201671
Please wash.
I have a bath every day not even to wash just because it's the best part of my day. I really don't get it.
>>26201694
We only started showering daily rather than weekly or longer very recently. It fucks up your skin oils.
I will wipe my face with a towel and give my hair a rub so it's not all tufty, will wear deodorant too but I'm not having a fucking shower, only do that once ever 3 months or so when I cut my hair.
>>26201671
>, not had a shower in 2 months.
Christ, I rarely leave my bedroom but I don't get how people can go longer than a week without showering. Aren't you really really uncomfortable?
anyone in the steam chat?
>>26201671
Don't give up cleaning up so early, anon. Assert your scent, keep normies back with it.
>>26201724
Yeah don't shower ever day it ruins your skin
I wash my face erry day but shower eveny couple of days
>>26201662
Well done Matt
>>26201727
No I feel fine. When I have a shower all the skin oils come off and I feel raw afterwards.
>>26201732
I won't. Last time I saw my social worker at the local mental health place I left early because I suddenly felt diarrhoea and well... Pic related.
Who /obsecure90sgrungebands/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHouDt3oTE
>tfw no twink tilde bf to fuck every night before bed
>>26197606
I just got up lads, well i guess we were meant to be together after all.
> get rejected from internship over summer
JUST
>>26201823
what were you shooting for anon?
What would the mortgage be like on a 100k house?
What's the difference in an NHS dentist and non-NHS dentist?
I'm trying to find a new one.
>>26201897
https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=mortgage%20calculator
Here senpai senpai knock yourself out
>>26201919
non-NHS dentists are good at their job
Need to do something to distract myself from the raging emptiness inside lads
>>26201928
Not as bad as I thought. I have a decent job and can afford to get my own place, but why the fuck would I want to move out?
>>26201919
NHS dentists take ppl on bennies
>>26201961
For free vknb.
>tfw BT is down all over the country
>many robots don't know what to do now
>>26201944
I used to go to a dentists that accpeted people through the NHS and they were S.H.I.T
I never saw the same dentist. Different one everytime, which meant I'd have to be reassessed every single time too!
Was meant to do stuff today, I guess I'll do it tomorrow.
>>26201948
ERP in the steam chat with us
>>26201694
I don't find baths comfy
Any tips?
>>26201948
>raging emptiness inside
that's just life lad, you can even do things you like most of the time and still feel that way. just remember - Fun things are Fun
Poleaboo just got his hair cut like Aguero (football player for the autists ITT)
It wasn't intentional but he didn't give the barber much to go on
The barber was MJ (Mohammad Javaid) an Afghan immigrant, looks white, manlet but /fit/
>>26202046
>poleaboo calling others autists
wwwwwwwww
>>26202046
post pics of hair on you pls m8
>I am sorry to hear that you have an issue with the Lap-top computer that you collected from our Production store at Queen Street, Aberdeen on 20 January 2016.
>I have provided you with the reference numbers for the case and production system above, should you need them.
>I have checked the production system and can't find a record of any damage being recorded on the lap-top. I do note that it was also forensically examined and have spoken with staff at the Cybercrime unit who again did not note any damage to your computer when it was examined by them.
>Your description of the problem suggests that the computer may not have an physical damage and that the fan is for some reason no longer spinning up to cool the machine. I have been advised by the Cybercrime unit that they can if you wish examine the machine and ascertain if they may have dislodged a connection when they examined it and if they do find that a connection has been dislodged they will re-connect the fan for you.
>If you decide to return the lap-top to us please reply at your earliest convenience so I can arrange for this to be done for you.
>>26201996
story time
>have NHS dentist
>crack back tooth
>hold off too long on getting it fixed
>eventually needs to be extracted
>go to dentist
>paki dentist more like a butcher
>almost jumps on my fucking chest to get this tooth out
>eventually comes
>tells me it'll stop bleeding in a couple hours
>doesn't stop all night
>bleeding heavy
>go back
>he packs it
>still doesn't stop
>go back the next day
>he re packs and stitches the gum
>STILL DOESN'T STOP
>end up going back to dentist 3 times
>he can't stop the bleeding
>go to hospital 3 times
>they stop it on the third time
>turns out the stupid paki tore my gum when he removed the tooth and left a bit in there
>bled heavily for 1 week straight
>so weak and skinny due to being barely able to eat for a week
>room is covered in blood
>smells like death
And that was the point I decided I'd rather pay for a private dentist to do the work properly than get a shitty NHS dentist. I'm sure there are plenty of good NHS dentists, but I have yet to have experience with one.
>>26201855
Programming internship, Bloomberg
>>26202072
Not happening, Poleaboo feels quite good about himself right now and he's not going to have anyone bring him down
>>26202069
Maybe the wrong term, fedora tipper would have been more appropriate
>>26202083
Also, this has made me nervous as fuck with dentists. I see some offer 'sedation' is this being full-on put to sleep or just making you out of it so you don't realise what's happening but you're still concious?
>>26200422
The last and only job I've has was a christmas temp one at sainsburys but to be fair I have some fake volunteer work from late last year too. It just seems much more rigorous than the old system. Any guru neet got any tips?
I'm just scared I won't be able to manage it much longer and my poor old nan will have to dish out more to support me! The poor soul. Bless her heart lads.
>>26201268
I got kicked off after they scored me 0 on the evaluation after 9 month. Apparently showering once a week, being too scared for public transport, making no eye contact except when he called my name and not talking to my family at all, just sneaking about to get snack food at 2am = 0 points. Th-th-th-th-thanks m-m-m-mate.
This island is full of miserable cunts who believe they have a right to complain based on their fear of failure.
>>26201823
I applied for like a dozen. Got rejected from all but BAE systems, hope it goes well.
Keep applying mate.
>>26202094
>>26202167
Fuck off, normie shitstain
occ
>000webhost security breach
Fucked my phishing attempts
>>26202200
>trying to do well
I just want the money tbqh senpai
>>26202161
World's full of miserable cunts
>>26201977
2016 and still no easy way to hack sky wifi.
>>26201662
How do you get the courage to go to a gym? Who showed you how to use teh equipment?
How do I get experience with things employers want for an IT position like Active Directory and Microsoft Exchange? It's not like I have a company sized network to learn on at home so I need to learn on the job, but everyone already wants you to have experience with it.
>>26202451
Pay retarded money to do a course
>>26202451
Make up your job experience, then learn enough about it so you can blag the interview
blacks or pakis
>>26202504
Paki's are worse than blacks
>>26202451
Anon I know you want to work in IT but you do actually have to apply to every job that you're capable of doing in the local area... so how about we make a cv tailored to shelf stacking supermarket positions, okay? I'm sure you don't want this to affect your benefit claim!
>>26202526
That picture must be old as fuck as in my job centre they've all be replaced with blue banners stating "making work pay"
>>26202504
I'd rather suck a black dick than a paki dick.
>>26199350
Devon's not too bad desu. I live in Torquay. Lots of chavs here but the scenery and walks are nice.
>>26202561
Well nobody can resist the big black dick
>>26202504
Your mum seems to like both
>>26202561
nice, I'm in with a chance then
>>26202596
Only if you're cool with me dressing like a girl while I do it.
>>26202608
I don't mind, I'll treat you like a girl as well if you'd like
>>26202620
Depends how you treat girls.
ONLY GOOD PAKI IS A DEAD 1
>>26201129
i work in a job centre, for 3 months, and i've only ever seen one definite robot. he comes in with his mother and doesn't speak.
>>26202636
He's a nigger so black eyes are a staple
CAN THE FAGGOTS AND THE PAKIS DUKE IT OUT
WINNER STAYS ON
>>26202692
i really want to speak to him so i can casually call him senpai and see how he reacts
>>26202643
ONLY GOOD WHITE GIRL IS A RAPED WHITE GIRL
OC
>>26202636well I can be rough but I always like to let them know how much they mean to me
>tfw bulgarian gf
Do you think Tilde wants a bf to cuddle with?
>>26202776
I WANT NORMIES TO LEAVE MY BRITFEEL
RREEEEEEEEEEEEE ;_;
>>26202829
he likes anime, he's not a normy nor (heh) does he have a gf
>>26200354
the last time I went into my jobcentre I burst into tears when the lady was checking up on me, I got lots of weird looks
luckily I don't have to go to that horrible place at the moment
>>26202813
i really hope so, maybe we could all be his bf.
>>26202747
>black guy batters someone
>"I only do it because I love you"
Domestic Violence 101
>>26202877
>being part of tildes harem
Conflicted feels about this
>>26202889
not talking about beating any one up, just passionate and romantic sex desu
PAKIS OUT IIII NOW IIIIIIl
PIGSKINS OUT NOW II
This is a sharia controlled thread
Kaffir fuck off
>3 month JCP review today
>done pretty much fuck all for that time
>advisor tells me I'm a good boy and everything is fine
>got put on a course for "Railway Engineering and Track Maintenance"
Sounds pretty fun 2bh.
>>26203104
you have to clean up the suicides
>>26203104
back breaking stuff lad hope you're fit
>>26203104
Where do you live, i want you to have to clean my brains off the tracks
>>26203104
Chasing pikeys who steal tracks and wire for scrap metal.
>>26203134
No, I'm fat as fuck. It's only 2 days a week for 16 weeks though, so I'm sure I can force my fat arse through it.
>>26203111
>>26203174
>>26203176
Just take sleeping pills or something, I don't want to be cleaning brains off the tracks at 4:45pm.
Poleaboos mum makes too much food, he feels he has to eat it all to avoid hurting her feelings
He's going to get fat at this rate
In other news, he pre-ordered Digimon for the PS4 with his bennies
It's not like he has an expenses or had to work for that money, so why not?
>>26203212
>sleeping pills
>like a fucking girl
I want to hug poleaboo and call him a good boy
>>26203333
Poleaboo would rather be called a good girl
>>26203389
I want to ask Poleaboo if she's in LONDON
Lel the chav next door to me just got nicked. Good times.
masturbating atm, where are the qt bois?
>>26202046
You should be ashamed of your club Poleaboo, kicking out a class act for le possession man.
>>26203462
sup senpai
which hand do you use
>>26203489
left, right one is on the mouse finding more images and videos
BT working again
>>26202131
I'm pretty sure you can ask for another evaluation. This time you should mention you're suicidal though, in great vivid detail.
>Can of Monster
>Razer Naga mouse
>Razer Lycosa keyboard
>Gunnar glasses
>League of Legends
Who /comfy/ here?
How do you lads feel about cultural Marxism and living during the fall of western society and coming war?
>>26203547
this would be a great post if I saw dota instead of league.
>>26203503
My nigga
I thought i was the only one
>>26203547
>>26203581
normies out please
>>26203547
Sounds very nice lad. Mmmm, cushty.
>>26203598
>pc games
>normies
Normies only play fifa and call of duty
>>26203547
>cup of tea
>Rat 3 mouse
>no brand keyboard I've had for 10 years
>glasses for short-sightedness
>no vidya because I can't enjoy anything any more thanks to my depression from unemployment
>>26203247
Pakipoos mother cooks alot because that is what paki mothers do. Its not as if she can leave the house alone without her patriach.
>>26203405
She's in Manchester but will never attempt another meetup
>>26203478
He is, Poleaboo loved everything about Pellegrini
Kind, loyal, classy guy, the fans loved him, the players loved him, always played attacking football
>>26197685
The blocks on the flood are GregTech Flood Lights, the room is going to be 32 blocks high and I'll put them in the ceiling in their current position facing down.
The grey line is my outer perimeter wall
>>26203576
Pretty good desu because I want to see what the lefties have to say once everthing is shafted.
>>26203743
i know it's minecraft m8, but does it have to be a large boring square
can't you add some towners or at least give that wall a bit of depth with some upturned stairs and stone slabs
>>26203848
I'll do something with it eventually. It took me so long to make I haven't had motivation to change it since. I'm definitely going to put an interesting turret on each corner eventually though
im having a great day
in the morning i went to the hospital to get a routine check up (heart condition) and ended up getting some awesome burritos and now im eating popcorn and drinking beer and watching himym
tomorrow im going up to bristol and then going to a gig
what a great time of my life
Yaay, britfeel
Peace, peace
Yaay
Peace, peace
https://youtu.be/H8XWRxN8ZsQ
>>26204071
What are you doing in Bristol?
>>26203547
>Razer
>Monster
>League of Legends
>>26202019
Not that guy but I always roll a couple of joints and sit in the bath, smoke and watch something on my phone like netflix
DO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS PLAY MUSIC?
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND LIKEMINDED PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CREATE MUSIC NOWADAYS?
IT SEEMS THERE IS LITERALLY NO ONE WHO WANTS TO CREATE MUSIC THAT AREN'T ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS THAT LISTEN TO ED SHEERAN AND OTHER SHIT.
WHAT FUCKING DO?
>>26204199
Also, I realise how faggot-y and uncool it would be if your band met on 4chan or some other internet website but I think it's important to atleast be in the circle with other musicians... That's how you meet musicians. It's always good to know musicians because you meet other musicians through them...
So, any musicians on /britfeel/?
>>26204199
I play music but I am shit at it.
My favourite band is Alice in Chains.
Poleaboos favourite band is Oasis.
>>26204243
That's whatever, all it takes is the right chemistry and you can potentially create something that's completely different to your original tastes and intentions. Also, Alice in chains have a sound that definitely allows musicians to ''borrow'' from and make it their own so what's bad about that? Alice In Chains are cool...
Where are you from?
>>26204199
I'm trying to learn guitar buy I'm shit at it
>>26204234
I'm really shit at guitar and singing, would like to be part of a band just to mess about and jam with.
>>26204276
I find it hard to listen to Oasis these days because Definitley Maybe and What's The Story (Morning Glory) have too much nostalgia so end up with too many feel
>>26204281
I am from Bristol m8o
>>26204276
Oasis are alright. Liam reminds me of my brother so I think they're hilarious.
>>26204290
Okay, where you from?
>>26204294
>would like to be part of a band just to mess about and jam with.
Where you from? Singing doesn't mean anything. Ian brown can't sing and he still managed to kick off a whole ''scene''... It's all about just actually doing something... anything...
>>26204329
>>26204329
Okay. I'm a northerner living in the south but I'm genuinely down to jam with anyone.
There should be a /britmusic/ thread desu but not on /mu/ because they're all unoriginal hipster faggots who like what they've been meme'd to like
>>26204332
Liverpool
Which reminds me I should probably do some practice when I've had me tea
limmys show while having a joint?
yes or no britfeel?
>>26204410
No, he creeps me the fuck out.
>>26204410
yes he's a funny cunt
>>26204243
>>26204290
>>26204294
>>26204329
>>26204378
Contact me if you wanna possibly meet up and jam or whatever. It's always good to know other musicians.
Email:
[email protected]
>>26204475
180 quid available lad, treat yourself to a kebab and new video game
>>26204475
rest in peace senpai
>>26204507
All I do is play rocksmith, I honestly don't have a clue about actual music theory etc
>>26204475
>posted account number and sort code
>>26204475
Don't worry about it lad. I used my full 1.75k overdraft and Halifax didn't want it back until a year after I graduated
Also you should probably change that account now, your image is still out there.
i hope people are good enough in /britfeel/ to not fuck about with this anon, we are friends here
>>26197251
150 queens cash in the hand, bit late posting because I decided to go the gym after work as I didn't really do much and had plenty of energy, now sat here eating steak rice and broccoli, hope you lads had a good day!
>>26204529
The only thing you can do is send him money.
>>26204520
Buy an instrument and off you go.
As a shitty example: Arctic monkeys managed to go from having no experience with an instrument at all to headlining leeds and reading within 2 years. It's not as hard as you think to pick up an instrument and create something.
Fucking hell lads, how did it come to this?
paki's out rice war now
>>26204365
desu with you mate you sound really cool and enthusiastic and all but I try not to leave the house and keep human interaction to a minimum these days so being in a band wouldn't really be practical for me. Good luck with your search though.
>>26204576
I'm in the same position. I tried changing accounts but some fucking black bitch at the bank tried telling me I can't because I'm on the dole atm. Fucking whores, I tell ya
>>26204568
Rocksmith requires a real guitar to play. The idea is it teaches you to play guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwDZWycIyPw
>>26204410
Fuckinnnnn.........stoners out aye.
>>26204563
Or set up direct debits he can't afford and will be fined each time they try to take money he doesn't have
>>26204592
> I try not to leave the house and keep human interaction to a minimum these days
And you think I don't, mate?
Music is the only thing that allows me to connect with other people.
>>26204602
Well that's alright then. You'll reach a time when you start drinking and ''rocksmith'' just doesn't cut it for you anymore.
>>26204627
don't be a prick mate, he's already negative a grand... leave him be. this is /britfeel/ not /b/
>>26204617
You can't do that, it's illegal.
>>26204576
>>26204627
thanks for the pizza lad
>>26204625
I was trying to setup fl studio so I could use it to play shit without rocksmith but I can't get it to work
My amp is buried under a load of crap as I never need to use it cos I can use Rocksmith
>no qt british lad to talk with me all day and night and play vidya with even though my ping would be shit
kill me pls
>>26204627
who /sameboat/ here?
>>26204660
Prove it was me
maul da moshers push da punks end da emos slam da skaters grab de goths jab da jitters
chav4lyf
>>26204668
I MEAN THANKS FOR THE PIZZA LAD
When I was a child I thought we'd become a world leader again in the 21st century and be exploring the galaxy in the 22nd.
But I've come to realize that the future is going to be more like Mad Max, with hordes of Chavs and Pakis fighting over ruined cities and I can't deal with it.
>>26204617
Direct debits with the right bank details but wrong name will get rejected by legit providers like PayPal, and if they don't then the payment service that tried to take the money would be liable
>>26204627
howd you do that?
oc
>>26204669
Well fuck rocksmith off, get your amp out and play for real. Turn it to 10. Buy some pedals if you want. Play whatever you like. Piss the neighbours off. Get pissed and play.
Honestly, there is nothing better than playing while high or drunk so do that aswell. With music, you never know where you might end up
>>26204699
fuck me mum, beat me nan, dunno who me dad is, he left in a tram
chav4lyf
>>26204722
Rocksmith has really good amp stuff, it's just awkward to have a tab open and play rocksmith as no sound comes out if it's not the active window
>>26204718
If he opened the image before it was deleted it'll be in his browser cache
4chan hasn't deleted the image from their servers if you have the link: http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1454437169850.jpg
Third party archives are watching 4chan too: https://data.desustorage.org/r9k/image/1454/43/1454437169850.jpg
Or he could work for GCHQ
>>26204602
I want to try that Rocksmith but they're taking the piss charging 25 quid for the cable.
>>26204627
What is the 3 digit number on the signature strip of the card associated with this account mate?
>>26204783
wew
fgdhfsgsahr
>>26204769
>>26204796
Rocksmith is a game mate. We're talking about creating music which pretty much requires life long servitude. Seriously, fuck Rocksmith and just play for real with other people... how music is supposed to be.
>>26204627
Thanks to both of you I've been able to reactivate my WoW account.
>>26204769
>Rocksmith has really good amp stuff
Kek
>>26204796
Yeah, I got the cable for 20 quid and the game for 12 quid about this time last year, and the key I got was a pre-order key somehow so I got cherub rock for free which allows you to get custom songs for it
I think if I treated it more as a learning tool and less like a rhythm game I'd be a lot better. I also kind of had a massive few month break because I felt shitty and kept getting frustrated
>>26204828
It's a game that helps you learn to play, I'd tried in the past and got no where. Rocksmith at least makes it fun to learn and easier to track progress. It even had lessons to teach you techniques etc, minigames to help you practice chrods etc. It's pretty good man
>>26204858
I hate Rocksmith made me realise how shit I am at guitar. I can't even play one song properly on it on the easiest setting.
>>26197606
Today I took a detour on the way back from work and finally managed to acquire some of the legendary banana bread beer. Very excited desu
>>26204858
>It's a game that helps you learn to play,
Just play for real and you'll learn?
You don't seem to understand... your guitar will sound completely different on a good amp. You should be learning to play on something that you'll be playing with in future. You can't exactly bust out Rocksmith when jamming with your friends, can you?
I don't get why people learn to play through apps, games and shit. The greatest musicians didn't do this... They had nothing. Sometimes not even any knowledge at all and they still managed to learn. All the musicians you know and love likely didn't do this. There are no shortcuts, it takes time and effort and you may aswell learn to play on a real amp. Music is all in the detail and your completely missing that by playing it on a game made to ''enable'' bedroom musicians.
Seriously, like you could learn to play the notes to a hendrix song on rocksmith but trust me, you wouldn't come close to sounding like him. Same goes for anything else. You'll be missing all the small details and intricacies.
Speaking of music I used to be friend's with a poet played quite a few gigs with him as well, just seen he sells out theaters now. He'll probably end up being rich and successful and I'll probably end up killing myself. Funny how life goes.
>>26204981
>You don't seem to understand... your guitar will sound completely different on a good amp. You should be learning to play on something that you'll be playing with in future. You can't exactly bust out Rocksmith when jamming with your friends, can you?
I disagree desu Rocksmith makes you learn the songs properly so you learn good technique. I learnt guitar on my own and would play with a distorted amp to hide my shitness and I would take loads of shorts cuts which is why I ended up being shit.
I've tried to learn with Rocksmith since but I am too far gone for that now. I wish I could completely forget ever playing guitar so I could start again and learn properly.
>>26204981
Why does it make a difference? The game alters the tone of your guitar. And you can use the tone designer to mess around and get the sound you want
All Rocksmith does outside of that is present the tab for the song on the screen for you to play along to. It makes it easier for me to learn and track my progress
>>26205033
>disagree desu Rocksmith makes you learn the songs properly so you learn good technique.
Not at all. The ''good technique'' isn't always the best choice. Look at blues musicians thumbs hanging over the neck ffs. This is terrible technique but the greatest guitarists do this.
>>26205040
>Why does it make a difference?
>The game alters the tone of your guitar. And you can use the tone designer to mess around and get the sound you want
Exactly. You can't use ''tone designer'' in real life mate. Experimentation is important in music. You're hardly experimenting if you're just playing a riff that comes up on screen in front of you but each to his own... if you like it then fair enough.
I WANT /MU/ TO GTFO
>>26204961
Banana Bread Beer
Official sponsor of /britfeel/
What are you watching lads?
Spooks for me. Has there ever been a Britspy show that even compares?
>>26205168
Pointless reruns on challenge
>>26205168
Minecraft youtube videos
Might watch another episode of Dagashi Kashi before bed though.
>>26205216
I really enjoy some of the questions on pointless and every moment of dicky osman, but it just feels so padded. I bet if you removed all the times allypally restates the answer and "let's see how many of our one hundred people said " the show would be like 10 minutes long.
Also, their definition of celebrity is lower than big brother which is a real achievement.
>>26205080
Except you can? Ton designer is just choosing pedals and tweaking everything
Then I can dick about all I want, I don't have to use the learn a song function
>>26205267
I think it meant to be dumb and pointless, its a self parody of quiz shows, pointless
The kek posters are still going....
I genuinely think we might be witnessing the birth of an actual cult.
>>26205287
That's a pretty good thought desu senpai. Also explains why they have a one kilobong prize which is basically nothing these days
>>26205322
Its the pointless final, get it?
Hannah, i am going to castrate myself and live the rest of my life as a eunuch if you do not come back to me.
>>26205420
SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD
>>26205420
make sure to livestream it for your /britfeel/ pals :^)
i run 356
>this town
>>>26181674
>>26205420
She's not coming back to anyone. She is gone forever.
>>26205287
>It's supposed to be shit
Nah mate, poor excuse.
Let's settle this once and for all
BEST BRITISH GAMESHOW LADS, GO
>>26205596
Tipping point is the only good one.
>>26205596
Nevermind the Buzzcocks
>>26205490
>>26205456
Prove it!
She is alive.
>>26205617
>posting despite not knowing what a gameshow is
>>26205596
Total Wipeout
>>26205596
Question Time
>>26205596
Takeshi's Castle
t. Happy Clappy Jappy Chappy
>>26205635
>gameshow means members of the public
>>26205636
Who was the 2015 champion lad? Missed the finale
>>26205596
>anything but The Chase
it's the perfect mix of banter and trivia.
every generation has their own best gameshow..
>>26205596
University Challenge
>>26205596
Rockbusters
>>26205654
The audience members that shut the contestants up with facts and logic.
>>26205596
Gladiators
woke up 5pm
got classes 9am
should i allnighter
>>26205671
I love it but have to watch it alone or it makes me feel stupid
>>26205596
Either Supermarket Sweep or Bullseye
>>26205567
Not shit, but it meant to be a bit of fun and a pun
New laptop cooling mat is louder than my last one, this one claims to be silent
>>26204332
>Where you from?
late reply but London
>Nobody has mentioned a Brucie show yet
The Price Is Right is the best gameshow ever, best gameshow ever
>THE
>tfw 74% attendance
>mfw whether they kick me out or not i win
>>26205782
>he has his attendance monitored
lmfao I skip 2/3 days a week
>>26205651
Game show =/= panel show
Game requires there to be a prize
>>26205596
Sticky Moments with Julian Clary easy peasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYQnK2AkLDE
>tfw been feeling lightheaded all day
Jesus christ I feel like I'm going to die I've never been this dizy in my life for such a long amount of time.
If I roll my neck I drift out of conciousness and only snap back when my neck reaches the other side.
Did I have a stroke or a brain cancer or something?
>>26205800
Games don't require a prize.
Anons... I'm currently a student at uni. Give me some life advice... I feel like everything's crumpling right now. I tried to use /b/ to ease my pain, but it didn't work, even their humour threads are shit... best of /b/ actually used to be a good thing for those times when you just want to numb your mind.
>>26205823
Gameshows do though
>>26205799
me too and they just put me as there LOL
my favourite part is how I still do better than half the normies in exams, low iq subhumans desu
>>26205857
Become a NEET.
Dreams are for Memes
>>26205857
accept that life is miserable and pointless and spend your days shitposting on /britfeel/ and wanking to traps.
>>26202741
Lol "raped"
>>26204507
where abouts are you from mate?
>>26205868
No they don't.
>sometimes as part of a team, play a game which involves answering questions or solving puzzles
>>26205882
yea about that
barely passed mine kEk
>>26205800
>>26205868
There's no prizes on Takeshi's castle or University Challenge
>>26205901
>wanking to traps
Any tips for that? I've never been good at enjoying wanks.
Why don't they make new episode of Golden balls? It has millions of views on youtube
>>26205911
>actual report confirms they were raped
>you can't stand the idea that multiculturalism is a bad idea and get this butthurt
>>26205947
I don't know about weeaboo wipeout, but UT has the prize of being grand champions. Buzzcocks cotestats win nothing.
>>26205857
You should read a dictionary lad. Crumpling is what cars or fabrics or people dropping dead do, you meant crumbling.
yo im listening to this banger rn yall wanna hear it???
>>26205959
probably because of the murder
>>26205962
They announce the series winning team on Buzzcocks, that's the same being a grand champion which also means nothing.
>>26205994
I'm listening lad.
>>26206016
One gets you pussy is uiversities
>>26205596
I really like The Chase, but that might just be because I like Bradley Walsh
Watching that chester zoo program now.
What do you reckon lads, is it gonna be cute or shit?
>>26205420
https://youtu.be/-PEbWl71baw
listen to this
>>26205960
>actual report confirms they were raped
1. Sure, technically every girl who has sex below 16 in UK is "raped". Yawn.
2. So what? Why the fuck do you care what happens to some cunt? Are you some white knight or a male virgin?
>>26205911
And the best part is: Women don't even care. It's only mangina boys who get triggered when females get punished.
>>26206121
>12 year olds should be allowed to have sex if they want
Yup, it's a paki.
Very relevant poll, your vote counts /britfeel/
http://strawpoll.me/6710371
>>26206121
>>26206146
Think again.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-bombshell-official-8862316
And for the first time police and council officials have publicly admitted a 'disproportionate number' of Asian Pakistani men are involved in on-street grooming, as revealed by the Mail last year.
*87 per cent of victims were female and 54 per cent were white;
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2015/05/02/sex-abuse-gangs-in-black-country-significant-similarities-to-rotherham-scandal-say-police/
>Offenders are said to be typically Asian, of Pakistani origin, aged 17 to 40. Most victims are white females aged 13 to 16.
>210 children or young people [...] in the first six months of 2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2975336/Hundreds-young-people-groomed-sexually-exploited-gangs-Oxfordshire-15-years-police-social-service-failed-stop-report-reveal.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-31696276
More than 300 young people in Oxfordshire were groomed, raped and sometimes forced into 'sex slavery' by gangs over the last 15 years, a damning report will reveal tomorrow.
In a scandal startlingly similar to the one in Rotherham, police and social services will be criticised for failing to protect vulnerable children from sexual abuse.
One gang of Asian men was responsible for abusing and enslaving 50 girls, mainly from Oxford, but the men were also able to sexually torture girls as young as 11 for eight years after a series of missed opportunities to stop them.
what match you watching lads?
How do you get adderall in the uk lads?
>>26206237
Fuck sake, just nuke the shithole that is England.
>>26206294
buy it online
retard
>>26206294
From a drug dealer
>>26206237
Who here /ethniccleansing/?
>>26206205
>outhouse
Yanks out (go fast)
>>26206243
Lesctaar. Watching the meme fall apart.
>>26206237
>210 children or young people
Yup, the 17 year old who wanted to fuck.
You're a pathetic little cunt defender.
>>26206243
I got a sweet pack of England's Glory sitting on the windowsil lad, how about you?
>>26206357
>13 to 16
>not even all of them were female
>literally enslaved by """Asians"""
Try again Ahmed.
>>26206335
What's one of them called in bongland then?
>>26206357
Pakis aren't attractive. There are no females who want to have sex with them.
>>26206393
>13 to 16
I have no problem with this. And neither had America until feminists raised the AoC.
>>26206418
Privy.
But we don't have them in the UK because we're not a third world country that shits in the woods.
>>26206458
(cont) Add to it that now puberty starts much earlier, the AoC should probably be even lower.
Stop defending cunts, cunt protectors.
>>26206237
>tfw Captain Britain is now a paki
>>26206418
t'loo
Only northerners were uncouth enough to talk of such things in those days.
>>26206489
jesus that just stinks of trying too hard
>>26206458
Boy I sure wish we were living in the 1800s when AC hadn't even been invented and light came from candles. Yeah didn't we know more then than compared to now on which to base these laws?
>I have no problem with this
Yeah, we know. You're a paki so mentioning you're a pedophile is superfluous.
>>26206489
>how to kill your readership
>>26206489
>Muslim
>coming in peace
>honest
Pick 2
>>26206561
>tfw comics are being killed by SJW's and still sell
>>26206489
he drink t tho he is britesh
Reading the people who respond to Cameron's twitter account is harrowing. The people sound like absolute mongs who think they're big, smart and actually talking to the PM or something. Absolutely bonkers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiSxmWEpz2k
i invented a hobby its called supermarket wandering
>>26206323
But where? Is it likely to be found on any DNM?
>>26206679
10/10 video mate. You planning on making any more?
>>26206698
yeah
they're not gonna be on boots.com lol
>>26206698
DESU you're better off getting amphetamine paste, adderall prices are fucking stupid
>>26206679
You walk quite fast for being in a supermarket, you may want to consider a slower stroll, take a trolley if that helps.
Maybe do it at a time when there are fewer people too, I could see you getting more anxious towards the end. A 3am walk through a deserted supermarket might be a comforting series of videos for those of us who can't be out in public for long.
>>26206679
>tfw you could have tripped that girl up and nobody would have blamed it on you
Oh my god are you okay? You need to watch where you're going!
im two weeks behind lectures because i was sick
i watch anime rather than catch up and i have this feelio in my gut that i may fail even though its fucking freshman
eerie feel
>>26206934
>freshman
fuck off yank
>>26206679
>filming children without parental permission
Poleaboo the second emerges
>>26207079
ABERDEEN
A
>B
E
>R
D
>E
E
>N
>>26207079
Thats what they call it over here now too, apparently.
>>26207103
>Thats what they call it over here now too, apparently.
Nobody calls it that
Anyone know a good quality drawing tablet?
It turns out that isolating myself from others was the right choice. Of the few that I could say I knew, everyone's live improved inversely to how much I was involved in it, I'm almost proud.
I'm almost certain that these spironolactone tablets are just sugar pills
>>26207160
pen and paper
5 quid in tesco
>>26207079
He's looking forward to Spring Break.
Fucking cunt, drop out.
Should I just be gay lads? Fuck women tbqpfh
>>26207160
yeah
i do
oc
>>26206934
How does being sick prevent you from sitting in a lecture and taking notes?
>>26207213
don't be a diick ald
>>26207160
This ones pretty good. Includes 2 screens and a gold plated stylus.
>>26207183
Isn't that the trap medicine...
>>26207225
its p hard to leave your bed with 40 celsius fever and severe muscle pain
maybe its just me
>>26207230
i dont really
sorry for toying with your heart
hehe
try reddit though seriously, they'll be a drawing tablet subreddit with a recommendations thread/reviews too
>inb4 huhhh duhhh fuck off reddit 4chan is muhh secret club
>>26207279
Yeah. I'm hoping they will magically make everything better desu.
>>26207319
NHS or order online?
>>26207313
fuck off reddit 4chan is muhh secret club
>>26207292
Maybe you're just a bitch.
>>26206146
They returned because many of them were forcibly addicted to drugs
There have also been cases of the girls being kept in the houses, the fathers going to get them and then being arrested for trespassing and disturbing the peace
Vile that you would blame the victims here
>>26207345
>no huhhh duhhh'ring
you have disappointed me
Who here /Andover/?
Do you have strong right wing political views?
>>26207079
>tfw the university of gloucester had a "fresher's week" in 2009
I didn't go, obv. I think I spent all of it playing WoW and watching TNG.
>>26207332
Online senpai
>>26207395
Did they cost alot m8?
>>26207384
I think almost all unis except the most pretentious will have a freshers week
>>26207371
>leaving your bed let alone going outside with 40oC
You do realise that 41 should be hospitalized, right?
You should leave your room sometime, get a clue maybe.
>>26207384
Every university has freshers week
>>26207160
This really is something you need to do some independent research about. They've changed a lot since I last checked when Wacom were literally the only ones worth a shit (and even those ones priced under 200+ sucked dick)
You get what you pay for with these things.
Intuous Pro is your standard "Good" tablet. Make sure you see the sizes in person, because the small one is an absolute effing joke and the medium one isn't much better
Youtube will help you more than anyone here, just try and find the channels which aren't blatant shills
SHITPOST IN A NEW BRITFEEL NIGGA
LIKE I'M A MEMEMASTER
I POST A RARE PEPE NIGGA
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
UNI GET OUT
PAKI GET OUT
>>26196592
any 4/10 qt here? i miss you tbqhaf
>>26207384
I went to the University of Gloucestershire, it isn't a very good uni but living in Cheltenham was great, loved it desu senpai senpai desu desu 4real.
>>26207409
Yeah I had to spend like 30 good boy points.
>>26207425
Not all of them have a dedicated freshers week. Lectures at my uni ran through the week, leaving us with little time to party.
>>26207450
cheltenham is quite nice, gonna be moving there soon
need to find a place to rent
>>26207384
lol i was 11 in 2009
>>26207440
Also gay anime fags GET OUT
>>26207418
>oooh I've got a bit of a temperature
>guess I better stay in bed all day and cry about it online
you weren't at 40 for 2 weeks btw, you'd have been dead
feeling pretty gay again desu
>>26207475
Whut about regular gay fags?
>>26207395
Oh dear
Self-medicating "tranny"
Never, ever a good thing. Usually always by guys who aren't really trannies but because their life is so far in the toilet, they think them being an unattractive, unlovable virgin is because of their gender.
Then the health repercussions of self-medicating hormones... Liver damage and bone diseases a plenty
>>26207450
It was good enough for me. I took Computing and walked straight into an awful job, how about you?
I also lived at home during my first year because I couldn't face it.
>>26207492
I'm no tranny mate, you got that right.
>>26207483
same hahahaha its quite a nice feeling.
>>26207492
>Real trannies
>A thing
Pick one, 'Victoria'.
>>26207482
You'd be surprised as I'm posting this very moment :^)
You've obviously no clue, stop posting anytime.
>>26207489
You can stay, but no fucking anime and boipussy "banter"
This new gay weeb shit is killing Britfeel
>>26207395
Order cypro anon it's much better
anyone wanna go camping and cuddle up with a fire going then spoon in the tent falling asleep after a few drinks :3
>>26207532
>can't prove he had a fever
>literally just stayed inside because he didn't want to go to lectures
>complains that it isn't as easy as A level
Good thing you're failing the first year and not dropping out after the second.
>>26207539
Alright then, what about if I'm nerd gay and don't banter about the butte?
>>26207459
I don't know of any uni that doesn't have a freshers week Tbh
My uni's one is 2 weeks long but they run lectures in the second week as well
>need to sign on for universal credit
>need a bank account in my name to do so
>need either a provisional license or passport to open a bank account
>have neither, can afford neither
fuck's sake
>>26207564
ok let me just go to nhs real quick and get a doctors note
you fucking autist
>>26207555
a bit nippy out there mate
maybe in the summer
>>26207589
Literally a bitch who couldn't be bothered to go to lectures and made up a story about being ill.
Fuck off kiddo.
>>26207492
you only get osteoporosis if you don't take estrogen with an antiandrogen and the liver damage isn't a lot so long as you don't drink much
Also most of the people I know were sexually promiscuous before hrt not virgins
>/britfeel/ used to be comfy job centre bennies and takeaway pizza feels
>now it's autistic waifu posting and tripfag circle jerking
If you want to have a waifu whatever but please keep it out of /britfeel/ you're ruining the thread
>>26207319
why can't you get them from the NHS?
>>26207566
No gay anime and talking about fucking cuddling or whatever
Either fuck off and get on grinder or stop pretending to be gay on a Mongolian pottery enthusiast forum
>>26207622
Taking wrong doses also fucks you up, which is what will happen without getting proper treatment from an endo
Too many sizes and shapes in people to reliably and safely medicate yourself.
>>26207641
PAKIS OUT
#UNILADS OUT
GAY WEEBS OUT
ANIME OUT
>>26207483
Heres my Haifu
>tfw no qt pakistani bf to cuddle and watch anime with
>>26207614
make me fagtron :^)
>>26207646
No cuddling means no deal senpai, sorry.
>>26207641
wow rude much anon desu
I have just constructed a new thread my fabulous lads
>>26207688
>>26207688
>>26207688
>>26207604
pussy
i'll keep you warm ;3
>>26207673
what we supposed to talk about
>>26207683
Poleaboo will happily come around and stick his 4 inch brown turd in your arse.
Who /legettimately ont he spectrum/ here?
>be autist
>go so fast to music without any drugs like normies do on methamphetamines
>normies wanna be me
>I try to tell em they wont be me, nigga
>see em no they cant be me
>see em no they cant be me
>no they cant
>swag swag swag
>>26206335
>>26206466
having the toilet at the end of the garden was a very.. very common thing in England
its just most have been demolished and moved inside.
lern yer history lad
>>26207160
other than Wacom, Huion H610 Pro are just as good and cheaper.
Watching some shitty show about esports losers. Why isn't Poleaboo doing Hearthstone professionally like these kids?
>>26208186
I used to play bass for Wacom, Huion H610 Pro
>>26208338
I used to play for Wacom under 18s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWmF_2u-9nk
Who /blue/ here?
>tfw no bluetexting
>>26208416
>im blue if i was pink i would die
>>26207539
>not wanting to discuss boipussy