can we have a 1 sentence horror story thread like on reddit

After my death, I saw a bright light, and then I could do nothing but scream as I was pulled into and all white room by a man much larger than I.

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>like on reddit

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>>26194626

>Went to the store, Coupon wasn't accepted

>>26194626
>like on reddit
try this on /lit/. read the fucking board names before posting

>>26194724
/this ends thread

>And then they say to me, "Anon if you're going to do a group project you have to talk more"

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>Bumped into someone handing out fliers, they fell over.

>>26194724
>>26194743
>>26194750
if you say something negative about reddit i swear

The cockroaches inside of me chew their way closer to the surface of my skin every time I think about them.

She has a niglet

>lmao are you like.. socially awkward??

>What do you mean you have nothing to say about yourself?

>>26195000
savagee

>I just saw my reflection blink.

>>26195744
wonder if u get banned

>>26194816
>>26195000
Why are you so quiet Anon?

Not an original horror story

>>26194626
She told me, breathlessly and with tears of joy in her eyes, that he had finally proposed to her last night, and I felt as though all trace of my ever having life in my veins ought to be destroyed, extinguished, and struck from the record of humanity; deep down, however, I knew that even this would not unbreak my soul.

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phone rings and it is traced back to the house,but you are home alone, so who was phone?

The redditor opens his eyes and looks down at his body, what he sees horrifies him.

>>26194626
She loved you with all of her heart, and was amazing at everything that mattered...except when you woke up from your coma, you found out it was only your nurse who'd talk to you to make sure you weren't too far gone.

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>>26194626
I put the gun to my head, pulled the trigger as I cried tears of joy, and yet I awoke this morning as if it never happened.

>social justice warriors won the battle

>The world in 10 years

>life goes on

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>>26194626
Born in upstate ny

>>26196303
>Bernie Sanders won the election, and now it's happening . . .

>>26196215
no seriously why the fuck do you fuckers come here?

Baby shoes for sale, never worn

Ready to perform the autopsy, I unzipped the body bag and stared into my wife's lovely blue eyes one last time.

I talked to a western woman.

>>26196362
because we want to destroy the 4chan community and spread the reddicate everywhere :)

> Spent my first two semesters of university in a share house that frequently had period blood on the toilet seat.

True story.

>>26196646
Thats bloody disgusting.

There once was a faggot named reddit who liked to call us his friend. We chopped him up and ate his heart and he never made a faggot thread again. The end.

>>26196343
Sanders is trash but i think Hilary is worse trash

>>26194626
you just posted one, bravo if intentional

In his excitement to share the funny video he remembered that he had nobody to share it with.

I lost my virginity to a razorblade

>In this lone, isolated cabin, I heard a knock on the door.
>The car behind me accelerated quickly, its lights beaming from my rear view mirror.
>The pit bull stared straight at me, growling and fur tensed.

blood sprayed everywhere as the razor went straight through his ballsack, all he wanted to do was be a faggot

While chocking the life out of her delicate body, i swear we both shared the same look of pure ecstasy.