Anon, I'm pregnant, & its your kid, I hope you

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>>26188896

> Implying a woman would have sex with me

Nice try.

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>>26188896
>tattoos
>roastie cunt
>not even once

>>26188913

its actually Jamalrone's kid, but you'll raise it like it was yours, right?

>tfw no busy lactating gf

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>>26188938
>Jamalrone's

Top kek

>>26188938

> Being a beta provider cuck

Nope. I'd throw all of her shit outside and change the locks.

>>26188896
I go where the Brotherhood needs me, regardless of whether you can or not. Besides, I was rendered sterile by radiation years ago during patrol in the Glowing Sea, when I was forced to exit my armor and repair it with scrap metal.

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>>26188938
>Jamalrone

>>26189022
how is providing beta? i never understood this meme

>>26189424
because you're raising another man's kid. a true alpha puts his own sons in many women and sows many fields.

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>>26188896

>I hope you don't run away

No...I hope *you* don't.

>>26188896

You've got some nice tattoos and some bangin' titties. All right, I'll stick around.

>>26189443
Not to dispute your claims (if your wife gets pregnant by another man and you raise it, you definitely are a cuck), but doesn't that mean caring for orphans makes you a cuck? Does that mean Superman's adopted parents are cucks?

>go to visit girlfriend who just got back from a banquet
>english isnt her first language
>walk in the door, ask her how she is
>pregnant
>nearly have a heart attack
>she meant she was really full

>>26190142
By twisted robot logic: yes. Adoptive parents are cucks.

Welcome to the other side of the rabbit hole

>>26188896
bye
original

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HA Thanks for the (You) bitch now my collection is complete.

>>26190142
Pa Kent is definitely a cuck and probably impotent too
All those years are and they never had a child of their own

>>26188896
As long as it's mine what's the problem?

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>>26188896

>yfw you tell her you had a vasectomy.

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>>26190241
Great thanks kid, now I can't use that.

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>>26190218
>>26190269
>be Trojan soldier
>getting invaded by some Greek faggots
>get killed by this OP homo named Achilles
>his bro (probably gay desu) gets killed
>he cries like a bitch
>gets killed
>his other bro uses some bullshit to get a bunch of soldiers into the city
>kill all of my family except for my son, who flees with the help of my best friend and battle partner
>best friend raises him as though he were his own, and Zeus rewards him for his virtue
>we get rewarded for our bravery and spend eternity in the Fortunate Isles
>thousands of years later I see some barbarian mortals talking about me on the internet
>for some reason they call my best friend and comrade a "cuck", whatever that means
>mfw

>>26190274

she looks like the type to cheat on you

>>26190283
Then how the fuck did this happen? I don't have sex with anyone but you.

I'd be sneaking in a dna test right after the birth and have some movers on call.

>>26189450

I was wondering when you'd break the news to me. I am happy. When are you due

>tattoos
>white wedding dress

Kek

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>>26188938
and yep she is gonna do that

Pic related

>>26188896
>Had sex with a woman with tattoos.

Yeah, I don't think so.

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>>26188896
>tfw you realize girls with tattoos is now the norm

Fucking disgusting.

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That's cool, I've always wanted kids, we can't be living in sin though, we'll have to get married as soon as possible.

>>26192069
TFW da phuc has better jaw/chin than me

>>26191746
Yeah, probably as long as I get 50% custody, I would be happy.

>>26190142
>>26190218
>caring for orphans makes you a cuck
Yes, unless it's a family member's or close friend's child, or you're impotent and have no other way to raise a child.

>Immediately Falcon punch her in the belly
>Run and never contact her again

>>26191964
She got thicck as fuck when that black seed start flowing through her.

>>26188896
If it really is mine, and you don't cheat on me later, then I'm all in. Considering how genetically disadvantaged I am, it's a miracle that you're even with me in the first place.

Just keeping it real, fellow robots.

>>26192234
Black girls are all fat fucks so black men have to learn to pretend to like it because otherwise they won't get laid. It's sad.

>>26191964
Everyone aged a decade after she burn the coal.
The family paid the toll

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>>26188896
Why would I stay with an inked chick? They're just cum dumps.

Now go stand at the top of the stairs so we can abort this shit on the cheap. Or good luck finding me since you don't even know my real name.

>>26192469
everyone has ink now

>>26192717
everybody sucks now

>>26190394
that story was probably written by a woman, to normalize cuckoldry.

>>26191964
>she gets fatter
>she dyes her hair
>everyone's smiles are half as bright, their eyes are dead and dull

pure poetry

>>26192717
hipsters/surfers/druggies from LA have tattoos now