>TFW finding /r9k/ on a computer when searching for evidence

What did you arrest him for? Also where are you from?

>>26178018
Holding 1600 pounds worth of cannabis on his persons
Sussex

>>26178044

Why would you need to search his computer?

>>26178044
>1600 pounds
What in the holy mother of fuck. But I'm glad. Sometimes I'm little worried cops are watching my sociopathic, extremely bitter and hateful shitposting. But I find it very unlikely, since I'm not even from english-speaking country. So I imagine our cops aren't really monitoring /r9k/.

>>26178054
see if he is distributing thought the internet or if there is any contact info on there,meant to leave it to the tech boys but I always like looking around,found many a nudes on there.

He accidentally a whole r9k?

What did you have for lunch, sargent

>>26178018
>arrest today
>implying they would be able to post
ITT: a dumb uneducated pig who doesn't even understand how his job works.
These are the people we are paying with our tax dollars to protect our communities...

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>>26178044
how could a person carry that much weight

>>26178057
I doubt they'll even bother to even watch this forum, waste of resources

>>26178018
>there are 4chan retards in active police duty

What a time to be alive.

>>26178100
Miso soup from a place near my station

>>26178103
he's on bail with a custodial guard

Post your badge with a timestamp. You can "redact" any identifying information.

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>>26178018
>police officer
>less cool than present law enforcement (military)
>less cool than past law enforcement (guards and knights)
>obviously less cool than future law enforcement (storm troopers confederation)
How does it feel to be the lamest law enforcement in history op?

>>26178116
it was in his house but he was in the house so it easier to call persons than property or primes
>>26178122
Thanks anon

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>>26178155
I don't have a badge and I'm not showing my warrant number
>>26178162
I search for dead bodies in my overtime if that's cool

>>26178018

Thames Valley?

Also what sort of threads was he looking at.

>>26178174
You block out the number on the warrant. Just post some proof with a timestamp you shitposter.

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>>26178044
Another normie bites the dust

Good work blue boy

>>26178181
Gatwick is the closes I come to London anon,even then they have their own specialist unit.
>>26178183
>implying I don't leave my uniform and equipment at the station
>>26178195
Thank anon,it nice to know someone appreciate my job

>>26178174
Not that cool tho ma h people do the same, kind of gross to be honest
Are you at least a mason?

>>26178205
>implying you don't have some proof of being an officer in your house

>some filthy drug dealer normie chad posts on here
Like why even bother with r9k anymore seriously, glad he was arrested.

>>26178223
You're probably the same guy that thinks you can be a robot and do drugs.

>>26178222
check and not really I don't like mixing work with personal,you don't know how many skumfucks has said I'll remember your face her der

>>26178162
mall cop

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>>26178223

>implying drug dealers are normie chad tier

What the hell,anon?

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>he doesn't even have a tripcode

>>26178205
>Thank anon,it nice to know someone appreciate my job

Have you ever been to a TV licensing incident?

How do you feel about that? I've had 4 police come to my house once with TV licensing, I don't blame you for following orders, but how does it make you feel.

>>26178281
It's just as much as a annoyance to us as it is to you,like we can't take money off yo,let the Tv persons deal with it,don't waste police time when I could be chasing people

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>>26178018
How often you guys are finding CP on computers?

>>26178018
Did the guy create any OC?

>>26178309
That's not my department,but child exploitation comes up alot more than I like it to.

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>>26178018

Have you ever had to arrest anyone for murdering patients with lethal doses of morphine

>>26178333
checked and no the worse murder I dealt with was a dad murdered his wife and his two children with a hammer,a close second was a women shot her husband in the chest with a shotgun at point blank,Both fucked me up for a while

>>26178238
how would having police equipment or other "evidence" of you being a cop matter, in that context?

>>26178355
we're just not meant to take shit home due to inventory,like my boots might be in my car but idk

>>26178018
>le AMA ecks deedeedee

>>>/reddit/

>>26178408
>he doesn't remember AMA threads from /r9k/

>>26178417
Cancer then cancer now.

>>26178018

What do you think of female officers?

They always seem so bitchy and unreasonable. Once a road near me was downgraded from 40 to 30 while I was away at uni, didn't notice the new limit and was doing 38 down that road, tried to explain to the women that I sincerely wasn't aware as I'd been away for a month and I still got a ticket. Most male officers I've spoken to are always reasonable and would rather give you a warning about a headlight rather than a notice, but female officers just seems stern,

>>26178426
some are nice,but they're just that,nice,they are not helpful in stressful situation or aggressive persons,for example,it took 3 female offices to restrain one teenager,who still broke free the one male office to contain,restrain and cuff him.

>>26178044
how do you feel about arresting people over a plant? do you actually think it helps anything, or do you only do it because you're legally required to?

>>26178426
yeah it's hot as fuck

i love it when girlcops are mean to me

>>26178484
I smoke on the down low,and yeah personally I don't bother if it a small out but this was a lot of weed,I do alot of things in my job because I have to,

>>26178018

Do you have a case of the feels? What brings you to /r9k/

>>26178506
would you support legalization if it was put up for a vote?

>>26178513
deep down knowing I'm a huge faggot any way,been coming to 4chan for almost 8 years now

>>26178506
Maybe you shouldn't enforce rules you don't agree with. Stand up for what you actually believe in instead of being a little statist piggy and things might change.

>>26178525
if it was heavily regulated sure

>OP has still offered no proof

have fun contributing to some fag's roleplay

>>26178057
He means pounds in the currency

1600 lbs of marijuana is essentially impossible

>>26178018
>seized a computer in order to search for evidence
>which one
>suspect likely already in custody if his computer has been seized
>expecting NEETs to know which one of their fellow Bangladesh In-Line Skating bloggers has been apprehended
>these autists taking the b8

gotta admit, i lol'd

>>26178162
The military isn't "present law enforcement" but nice try A for effort.

>>26178540
Law enforcement dosen't work like that.

>>26178540
>He unironically thinks that's how the world works

>mfw no face

>>26178044
>Over a half ton of weed
>On his persons

You 're baiting and you don't even have a boat.

>>26179875
You are retarded, re-read that post.

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>>26178018
why would you rat out a fellow robot you fucking normie

>>26178044
We are not druggies

>>26178426
>i don't pay attention to road signs

>>26182126

I don't pay attention to roadsigns on roads that I've driven down 1,000 times before.

Is it true that most crimes in Brighton are for gay harrasment or gay bashing?

>>26182257
You should, in case they change.

>>26178018
Are you proud of yourself?
I mean, shouldn't you arrest people raping little children like in Rotherham? Instead you arrest people selling plants...

are polis here in the uk actually really tall or do you all just wear big boots and insoles?

>>26178018
I've got a final interview for an officer position in a bit

Give me some interview questions lad

>>26178018
Mate, i am the polis ya prick.
>tfw get to harass normies out enjoying themselves.
>tfw if my computer was ever seized id be be forced to see a psyche and probably moves to clerical.

>>26182568
Although its been removed, you ise to have to be 5'9+ now we have turbo manlets.
>tfw my partner is 5'5 ans always gets the shit from drunks, especially women. Then i come along and just give it thw old 'right lads, nuff fannying aboot" and they stop.
Im only 5'11 but fife is full of manlets.

>>26182870
how big is batistas dick?

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>>26178057
>mfw my countrie's police is too busy cracking down on social media retards to learn how to actually trace an IP
i love social media, the niggers that post all their info make it so easy for the cops that they won't bother with people like me

>>26182411
>implying child rape should be an arrestable offense.
get-a-load-of-this-guy.jpg

Which is worse, poles or Arabs?

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>>26183140
ten inch

>>26183282
>Spot the muslim
Fuck off mate.
>>26182411
>Spot the prick that things weed is okay
Fuck of mate, weed creates lazy cunts and lazy cunts are a burden on our system. If ypu declared ypur earnings off weed we could tax ypu and put that mo ey back in the states hand to deal with the burdens, till then fuck off jacob.

>>26178018
I work at a prison
Why do you guys hate us so much?

>>26183486
>>till then fuck off jacob.
Are you dumb or something? You can't tax illegal stuff. Make it legal and collect taxes off of it. Or shut up.