Post fictional characters that are literally you
>>26176649
No, you are not rust. Rust would'nt waste his time posting on a shit board. He would rather stare at pictures of dead women 14 hours straight, chain smoking.
>>26176649
Fuck off, Matthew McConaughey.
The holocaust is probably the best work of fiction that mankind has ever produced
>>26176649
Literally undeniably me
literally me on every single scale.
I am an irl char pretty much and even change my appearance and personality
Too much it's scary
>>26178157
Yikes.abcdefg
>>26176649
You're a misunderstood/mysterious/genius/philosopher/every girls wet dream?
Whatever you say anon
>>26176649
here is me shooting zeds
>>26178215
Are those what yurppeeps refer to as gypsies
http://iamnaruto.mobi/
>>26176844
This. Also nice dubs.
People in here love to pretend they are some sort of autistic genius.
Here's realistically who I'm like. Just Cera, every character he plays is the same.
>>26178241
toss me some dosh mate
this me
Only character who comes close
>>26176649
Here you go
Original comment holy fuck god dam shit
>>26179679
los originos commentos
>>26179694
the original comment, part three
>>26179701
fucking muted again
>>26179717
Fin
original comment you nigger
Literally me, to be quite honest.
Intelligent, Nihilistic, and with a Wicked original comment
jeremy
minus the gay stuff
>itt fictional characters
this is probably not as funny as I think it is
>>26178290
Same except add some more pent-up anger, he could have some though i dont know i conceal it too
>>26176649
this guy is so me
lmao haha the bible werent reals
>>26179751
Come on lad, let's be honest. You're not cool enough to be Jeremy. You're Mark at best.
>>26176649
all memes aside, this guykill me please
If someone knows him, i'm impressed.
>>26179747
this motherfucker right here tbqhwy
>>26179836
random animu character #129714?
>>26179804
this unfortunately. its a sick combination of both of their worst traits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuzgoG6Td4k
cringed hard
Hijak was literally based on me, meme magic inserted my image into fertile minds of roaches
I could relate with this character the most.
>>26176649
I don't know who this guy is, but you're not in good shape, attractive or capable of obtaining and holding a decent job.
You probably can't even go shopping without spilling spaghetti everywhere.
So, you might want to be him, but you're not.
>>26180034
>being this toxic in your own community
Why be such a faggot about it, though?
>>26180034
>You probably can't even go shopping without spilling spaghetti everywhere.
please don't fucking remind me
From the autistic mannerisms and facial ticks to the random explosive outbursts and even the excess of sisters. I also look similar to Sandler.
>>26179836
Akabayashi
I guess I could relate to one of the characters from durarara but that would be edgy. So I'll keep it for myself.
This fat fucker right here.
I started mumbling like Rust instead of talking with my throat, diaphragm and everything. I also take my time to think and respond.
My voice no longer cracks nor do I talk awkwardly (which helps with confidence) and everyone shuts their mouth immediately after I open mine. Try it, spaghetti bros, just don't go around talking about time being a flat circle.
>>26179960
>>26179804
no more peep show :(
>>26180103
I'll bet you that you're no where near as happy with life as he is. I'll bet you that even though his friends are stuffed animals and one little boy, he's got more of a social life than you
>>26180122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIHYM-1bwY
more peep show you say?
Probably could get away with it too, if I wasn't 21 and surrounded by fags and snackbars.
Except I'm a guy. It's hard to find male characters who are this type of fucked up.
>>26180132
hardcore
Originallio
>>26180127
b-bro.. why you gotta be like that.
>>26180137
i watched this film last night
And I don't even know which one. Maybe a bit of both.
>>26179960
It's really eerie how much of myself I see in Mark. Every single inner monologue could be taken straight out of my head.
>>26176649
apparently am a lot like her.
>>26180409
Did Weeaboo Chad tell you this?
>>26180409
blox blox
robottooo no
>>26180576
not really but he was as equally autistic.
>>26176649
Lots of guys tell me I'm identical to her, but in my opinion I'm better looking and smarter.
>degenerate prodigy
>malignant narcist
>"Just because I accept the inevitability of my sad end it DOES NOT mean I am in any hurry to embrace it!"
I start with Uber soon too
>>26180727
>mfw this was the fucking Captcha
>>26180689
Well then you are delusional my friend
o-original comment
>>26180749
Is a signal... DO IT
If i can't be like you i'll be your worst enemy bae
Since none of you fags are showing the real you, I'm going to start doing it
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humour
>hates normies
Yep, that's me.
such is life being an autist
like both physically and mentally I feel we match up
>>26180409
please b my gf
..... literally....
...me..
...... desu
>.....original... drive....
I like stealing that cocksucker's money on the Garbage.
a lot of people had told me I look exactly like, in teh psychotic way of thinking and acting, haha it's funny they have no idea how *really* like him I am
>tfw no qt Kaworu bf
I hate my brother and want to kill him, even my best friend who I hang out with doesnt know I secretly hate him, they're too naive desu. I also have unique skills inherited from my family
Literally me.
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
If I'm going to be 100% honest this is the way to go
I have no redeeming skills or talents or anything, I'm not funny, I'm ugly, and have and a cold exterior, but I'm nice when you get to know me
I've got quite the same mindset as the main character in "I Stand Alone".
>>26180079
Which one? If edgy i'd guess Izaya.
>>26176649
I thought this guy would be the go to guy.
>>26178290
You wish you were like him he is like king of the akward fagots
>>26181746
The edge is realespecially now since I lurk female clothing forums and post about women being used goods unable to love anyone and being someone's leftovers, which greatly upsets users on them.All they need is a little push right?
>>26182351
You're just interested in observing human behavior.i hope you have 2 cute little sisters
Literally, metaphorically and sexually me.
>>26181690
I'm glad I'm not you famalam
i am jim and i feel most of you are as well.
>I'm a whiny bitch
>I dislike sand
>Everything I say is cringeworthy
>Most people disagree with my viewpoints
>>26182409n-no3D sisters aren't that great thoughAlways 2D > 3D
I'm smart and kind of lazy, I like my close buds but they can be a bit annoying, I had a teacher in the past who took me under his wing, and I'm also into taller bitches with fiery personalities. It's odd that I don't even watch this anime.
>>26182743
Trump will make anime real.right?
Original post, ffs.
>>26182451
You dress up like a giant bat and take advantage of underage boys?
>at five guys
>hide the pickles under my to gue for some wagie fun
>exclaim loudly that The cooks forgot to add pickles to my order
>tfw manager gives me a 10 punch card for free large fries
Has he never seen pic related?
she is me and i am her
>>26181039
what are those skill? being a faggot
picture related to my post
>>26183657
so youre a rich failed normie??
>>26182856
Hewill.
>>26179734
>Reed's face
Everytime senpai.
This selfish, loathsome faggot
me on the loo desu
literally and figuratively me
>>26182856
>Trump will make anime real
>Bernie will make your neetbux unlimited
You can only choose one.
This guy right here is literally me.
>>26181796
He's a robot that essentially lucked out into a great situation. So not really.
#sadboy2003
This bad ass motherfucker played by a bad ass motherfucker.
I could kill you in 20 different ways 2bh
>>26180049
>toxic
Fuck off niglet. Delusions are not suffered here.
>>26180873
Charlie/Dennis cross here, just fuck my shit up.
>>26180409
well i am literally Araragi so be my gf, Hitagi
shiggty
This nigga right here
o r i g a m i
I am a combination of Charlie and Dennis.
>>26179747
literally me
original
>>26180726
This right here
original cement
xcxx
xccx
>>26187608
nice, i'm more like a Charlie and fat Mac
>>26184544
>Tfw no friends like in pic
>Same look
>Same personality
>literally come around second place in everything I do
>edgy
>manipulative
>>26180967
>muh autism
but seriously you have a qt gf and can drive a car really well? I doubt it
>All I want to do is create a world where people are happy, and I can be with oneitis
>even look like him too, minus the scar
Why do characters that think like me always end up being 'the bad guy'? At least let you side with him in the end.
>>26176649
literally me, shinji is me
>>26178290
So you're a meme "nerd" normalfag?
He is also the most robotic fictional character normalfags have ever made.
Except not quite as smart.
>>26176649
sup OP this is literally me.
Intelligent, nihlistic, crazy sense of humor
Not sure. Does anyone know any charismatic but retarded fictional characters?
>>26176649
I'm going to break the rules a bit, I'm like Tommy Wiseau
>I laugh at inappropriate times
>I ask people socially inappropriate things
>I make things up about my life to seem more interesting to people because I have a very uneventful life
>My bizarre behavior pushes away people, leaving me very lonely
>>26182782
you sound AMAAAZINGGGG. I bet you are so mysterious and cool in person. No one is like you and you will do so much with your life anon-kun who doesn't even watch animated japanese television.
>>26188385
Jedi Exile, Kotor 2.
ITT: The FANTASIES of children.
>>26188409
wtf is happening on this post
>>26176649
i'll get them one day
>>26187608
>>26187081
Ayyyy another stinking, incoherent narcissist!
Pick up any shit today m9? I know I did.
ITT: Everyone thinks they're lazy genius meme.
>pic related is me
I'm fucking stupid, but people enjoy my company so I get by pretty okay in life.
Asshole, autism, alcoholic... Yeah, he's me.
>>26188877
that's a good show
>>26188352
Literally who desu senpai?
>>26176649
I would have to be this dude.
>>26176649
for me its the joker; intelligent, nihilistc, with a wicked sense of humour
INTELLIGENT,
NIHILISTIC,
WICKED SENSE OF HUMORlolololol
it hurts very much
Scarily accurate how similar
I identify a lot with Stannis, pretty disappointed what happened in the last two episodes in Season 5.
>>26189204
Will you get goth chick?
>>26189240
me two m8.
But I can't say I'm like him.
He has the unbreakable will that I do not have.
I don't really identify with him, but I aspire to be like him.
>>26189244
Been talking to this girl and she has purple hair but now that I think about it...
Even more scary accurate ._.
Ehh kind of intelligent too.
>>26189326
The destiny is already in your favor.
>>26189368
Destiny has an odd way of working but who am I to fight it?
>>26187314
You cucked Chad beyond repair? Noice.
Lethargic, heavy, borderline mute.
When I first saw him on Hellsing I thought "This must be how people perceive me". When I saw him on Hellsing Abridged I KNEW this was how people perceive me. Irritating, hyperactive, always talking obscene/violent shit, disrespectful, uncaring even towards my own well-being, arrogant as fuck.