>Hey anon, do you like my new hair? Answer correctly

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looks like sea weed, give gf

>"shouldn't you have gone with blue or grey? it'd suit your eyes better

>>26167595
look like shit, doesn't compliment your eyes at all

1/10

>>26167595
No. You look like an edgy and retarded teenager.

>>26167595
new hair?

I think it'd look much nicer with my cum in it

>>26167595
No that hair color screams mental illness.

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Would you ever make a red flag your gf /r9k/?

>>26167595
Doesn't accent your eyes at all, and there's no decent clothes I can think of that it goes with. If you like the color, good on you, but I feel like a blue or light purple would work better.

>>26167595
yeah bb I'll dye mine too and we can run around like mad clowns

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>>26167595
You look like the Joker's girlfriend.

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>>26167595
>im le damaged and unique xD hair
No thanks

>>26167619
>>26167668
>>26167675
>>26167699
>>26167746
Literally no. It's like you've never even talked to a girl.

>>26167648
This gets you a kiss.

>>26167595
your roots could be more green baby

>>26167799
>talking to girls

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>>26167743
>supportive
>critiquing but not judgmental
>complimenting

You just got yourself a gf

>>26167733
absolutely, I'm too fucked in the head to have proper standards.

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>>26167799
>This gets you a kiss.

Do YOU even talk to girls?

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>>26167733
They're my fetish.

I'm attracted to the aesthetics and the brain problems.

I guess I'm lucky I'm forever alone if that's the kind of girl I'd pick

>>26167595
EHHHH I LIKE ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND! LOOK HOW QUIRKY I AM!

>>26167854
sorry youre pretty i dont think anyone is interested

>>26167988
>>26167733
THIS LOOKS LIKE MY EX.

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND GET HERPESSSSS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26167595
I prefer blue. Also not sure it goes with red lipstick. Otherwise it looks pretty okayish? Why did you dye it though, if you don't mind my asking?

How'd I do OP? I tried to make her admit to tumblring, expressed a meaningless compliment, and also deflected her by stating a preference she doesn't meet.

>>26167733
What the fucks with that filename? Teal hair isn't even in twin tails.

>>26167595

I bet it smells like Ecto Cooler.

>>26168115
God, I miss that fucking flavor.

>>26167595
Why do you all complain about the hair? She should rather lose the shitty lipstick. Doesn't go very well with her complexion/hair color and makes her look like the fucking Joker.

Hey, baby, if you wanna look like an anime character, who am I to stop you?

>>26167854
>tfw on mobile
>tfw can't prove I'm the one who posted that

Welp, thanks for complimenting my compliment I guess. Seriously try some blue, I feel like it'd work better. I'm just not a fan of the neon green-like color.

Wtf I can taste her hair?

>>26168265
I don't think OP is serious. I think hes saying that you said the correct thing and are qualified to talk to women.

>>26168302
I'm just glad my go-to "kindly-worded critique" thing from highschool still works. Qt's always say "you're nicer than I thought you'd be, anon!", but it doesnt mean much when I psyche myself out of initiating irl conversation

>>26167595
You look great.
Excellent.
10/10.
I love the color.

When do we make love?

>>26167595
I wonder what chad would say
It doesn't matter tho. Whatever chad says automatically make them more lovable

I'd pretend not to be interested even though
>MUH DIK

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>>26168442
I dunno...are you sure you don't like my old color better?

>>26168545
Not him, but yes, 100%. Not to sound accusatory but I really don't understand the thought process in going from blonde to cyber green

>>26168545
you look much better here, albeit a little unsettling

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>>26168591
Because this.

It looks so cool.

>>26168657
yeah only under some stupid lights but makes you look ridiculous normally lol

>>26168545
> no your old color makes you look like the kind of chick who only fucks black guys

>>26168545
You look great with any color, sweetheart...
But I really like you green.

no but as long as you like it that's all that matters

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>>26168730
What's wrong with fucking black guys?

Straight up tell her no. I hate that shit

>>26168834
why do you crave attention this much

>>26167595
No, I prefer natural colors of hair.
Unless you are cosplaying as a gender inverted version of the Joker. In that case you are cool

>>26167595
Do the curtains match the drapes?. ?

This is actually my favorite hair color for girls.

>tfw always wanted a green hair girlfriend

>>26167595
The hair is pretty shit but what bothers me more are the lips. Why do these degenerate bitches insist on wearing that awful colour?

>>26167799
>literally
Fucking kill yourself and get out you fucking kike slider

>>26167595
>Joker's hair color
>Joker's big red lips
>Joker's pale skin
Is she cosplaying the Joker?

>>26167595
I have always wanted to fuck Pepe

>>26169837
cannot unsee no matter how hard i try

>>26167733
names?

im a filthy unoriginal weeb

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>>26168834
And if the green hair somehow didn't make it 100% no, this did.

Looks like captain crunch shit

>>26167799
if a girl did this to her hair, I wouldn't want her as my gf anyways, since I wouldn't want to be seen in public with her.

>>26167595
you look like an alien whore

>Hey anon, do you like my new hair?

No. Bright green is a bad choice do something red/orange

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>>26169954
I doubt if any of this would stop you from fucking me.

>>26170200

LOL.

Little do you know.

>>26170227
So you're gay? Makes sense

>smirk
>say sure with a neo-sarcastic inflection