How do you enjoy being alone? I've been alone for almost

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>he thinks /r9k/ isn't satire

Tippety top kek fampaitachi

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>>26162901
So none of you are actually alone? Are you all just joking?

OP, do you mean from a relationship stand point?

i've never had a friend in my entire life.

>>26162935
No.
I don't talk to anybody, and don't have any friends since I dropped out of high school and never contacted my old ones again.
My parents broke up, and I have no idea what they're doing now since i've moved out.

I'm just lonely in general. No gf, no friends, no family.

>>26162798
I've gotten used to it and talking to people takes a lot of my energy so it's better this way

Throw yourself into hobbies. Vidya and anime seem to be the most common around here, but whatever works.

Unfortunately some people are just social and need other people It's not necessarily something you can break.

Just get a lot of hobbies and invest in them. its just distraction and you will still feel like shit when you go to bed alone, but there's really no changing that.

>>26162798
>How do you enjoy being alone?
Forced to spend time around other people, crave solitude

>>26162986
drink, weed, spamming omegle and other chat boards...

you need something to distract from the sober thoughts

or you could do what the normies tell you to do and work on yourself. gym, going to clubs etc.

its up to your preference really xD

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People are different, my man. Some need to constantly be with others because they either get bored alone or just downright hate themselves. Not all people can be rational and that's ok, they just can't argue with their animalistic desires.

Perhaps you'd like to give suicide a shot.

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>>26162798
Feel like walking around the apartment naked on a hot summer day? Feel like talking to yourself, singing a song, farting or playing some anime scenes while pretending the protagonist or the villain? Well you can do it more freely without anybody around.
Being alone is maximum comfy.

>>26162798
Get some hobbies, join clubs for them, get a decent job that you don't have to slave away at to support them. I personally recommend metal detecting. You get to spend plenty of time by yourself outdoors and its always like Christmas morning every time you get a ping.

>>26163986
And it costs like $60 bucks to get started

>>26163120
>spamming omegle and other chat boards.

how do you do this?
what do you talk about?
I literally can't fathom starting and holding a conversation with strangers on the internet.
The only reason I post here is because I can count on other people to pick up the slack.

>sign up for foreign penpal
>get bored and quit after a few short messages

>look at omegle homepage
>leave because I can't think of anything I want to talk to random strangers about

>create an account on a forum related to my interests
>never post because I can find everything I need by lurking and have nothing valuable to contribute.

>>26162927
go join official r9k chat and see that most people have girlfriends.

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>>26163120
>xD

This comment is original

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>hate being alone
>Just want to be alone when around other people

Such is life

hmm where can i get pretty black gloves like that

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>>26162798
If you don't you are one weak minded individual. Stop depending on and caring about other people so much. Set some goals for yourself. Surely even you have some passions right? You posted a nice drawing. Go out and start learning to draw yourself. Put your entire being into it. Day after day work on improving yourself. Spend all your money on your studies. Eventually you'll start thinking that every other person is just trying to get into your way so you shut them out. The key is devoting yourself entirely to your studies or learning a skill or whatever. If that's too hard (it shouldn't be loser) just find entertaining hobbies to kill time. Movies, video games, music and there is so much more. I often take breaks with those things and I can say that my life really is pretty nice despite not having a single friend. It's almost hard for me to even understand why you still crave social contact when you have access to all these things.

>>26165315
because I want someone to share my passions with personally.

>>26165571
In that case you are just a low level normie and not a true robot. I suggest you leave this board and try to find some pals in places like >>>/soc/

>family
>religion
>friendship
These are the three demons you must slay to become successful

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I always feel like I'd be better off alone when I have friends online 'friends' , but the second I've got no one, I feel like I need someone. I'll have autism fits where I want to delete everyone and just go back to being entirely alone, but when I do that, I just add everyone back and come up with an excuse after a couple of days.

I don't even really talk to them, but more talk at them and then spaghetti a three word reply when they try talk to me.

>>26165639

Religion can be kind of cool as long as you stay away from the kind that makes you interact with others. I made up my own religion and it's kinda nice, become a Christian if that's too much.

>>26165821
It's from the simpson dude

>>26162798
Learn to appreciate literature with good characters or long running TV shows where the characters have an important backstory, history.

The better the characters are and the more time you spend with them the more they will feel like real friends.

>>26165838
Who is the Simpson Dude?

>>26162927
Yes, 90% of day time r9k is filled with teenagers coming for the epic frog memes and meme loser culture.

>>26165222
that pic makes me sad.... idk what is up with me. i want to hate women because i know for sure they would throw me to the curb at any moments notice and most wont even bat an eyelash at me but at the same time i get a heavy feeling in my chest when i see one of them cry. fuck man...

I lived with an autist back in university, i wasnt as anti social as he was, parties, bad frienda and all that, but the only reason i never invited him anywhere is the way he talks.

I don't know whats wrong with autists in general, but they usually speak so fucking fast that their voices shake, very obvious crap in social meetings.

>>26162798
stop posting kronprinz you f faggot

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>>26162798
What do you do that's "weird"? I'm an artist but I have a reasonable amount of good friends. Granted, about a fifth of them are either other autists or memesters.

>>26162798
You don't.

pretty original t_b_h f_a_m

i don't fucking know dude
just make yourself really bitter
i pretty much only talked to online friends and they started pissing me off and annoying me so i don't really talk to anyone now.

You have to like yourself first, I think. It seems like an important step to be able to enjoy all the time you spend with yourself and yourself only.

I think the only way to really make it work is to become a self-centered asshole. Like me!!!