>people are nothing more than a game to me >spend months

FUGGIN SAME MY BROTHA

who else here /embodimentofchaos/

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>>26139994
Heh, you see, I used to be like you roaches. I thought I had compassion, sympathy, all the bullshit "feelings" that keep you five steps behind me. But then I grew up. I saw the world for what it really is: a joke, a game to be mastered. I threw away all morals and became who I am today. Any emotions that you sense from me are pre-calculated to the situation to manipulate those around me. And the roaches faII for them every time. It's hilarious when roaches actually think they are sentient beings, when in reality they are just pawns in the chess game that is my life. Think you have free will? Think again. Everything you do is predetermined by ME, and you always play right into my plan, just like all the other roaches.
You see, in this game called life, you may think that we are both just players. But in reality I'm the one making the rules.

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>>26140815
>>26140049
>>26139994
>I-I'M SO BADASS FEAR ME F-FEAR ME
'k.

>>26140815
I REIGN SUPREME over EVERYONE in this school, I am the GOLDEN GOD

>>26140900
>he takes these seriously
thanks for ruining the thread for everybody, I forgot that sarcasm is not allowed here because people will either not get it or think that they are troling

>>26139994
Anon...
A-are you m-me?

But i still think im better than you

ITT: OP gets way too engrossed in Animal Crossing

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>mom tells me i can have one cookie before bed
>take an oreo (basically 2 cookies in 1)

>>26139994
you are this original comment
>>26140991

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>>26140991
Fuck mate you can't be doing that shit i have heard of people getting killed for less

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>>26139994
>people are nothing but a game to me
>I suck at games

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>>26141076
i dont even give a f*CK anymore.. i guess you can call me the next Joker

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Psychopath here. I unironically think like this.

>mfw my edgy existence pisses off autists

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>>26141148
Im scared senpai...
...yet aroused at your madman methods

>>26140970
Your nothing but a roach to me

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>playing XCOM
>create my awesome crew of badass alien killers
>bond with them throughout the game even though there's very little dialogue between the troops
>tfw games are people to me

>>26140991
Have you no moral code?

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>>26140900
>le 9gag meme
>doesn't even know hijak
Why is this allowed? Can we just ban newfags?

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>push a girl to nearly suicide twice
>talk her out of it so i can keep doing it
>mfw its her groundhog day

>>26139994
All right OP, tell us what you have gained? Apart from being a total autistic faggot