"Come sit on the bed with us anon!"
>>26138252
no. i have already given you enough of my virgin blood to lasts you girls for at least 10 more love spells.
you girls are just being greedy at this point, i refuse.
>>26138252
They literally look like men wearing wigs and lipstick.
>>26138269
Not funny. You try too hard.
>pulls out flame thrower
>burn the succubi
>>26138340
hey come on i wuz kiddan
>>26138375
this here is a patrician tier robot
>>26138381
Even Reddit is too complex for you. Back to 9gag you go.
>>26138477
>back to 9gag or reddit
>implying
i am the oldest old fag here. are you that toasted by a little joke come on.
Maybe I could sit if you pushed the ugly as shit land whale off
i only made a witchcraft joke because those women are mostly all wearing black with very red lipstick
>>26138252
You in the hat stay, everyone else get the fuck out. Except you with stockings and dark hair.
>Oh, anon! You're so hot when you command us around.
It will be like this right?..
>>26138477
>>26138340
fuck you, cunt. He at least tried to be original. You're just another anon in the wind spouting brick-in-the-wall phrases like "reddit" and shit. I hate people like you because you guys ruined 4chan.
>>26138496
I am not toasted, nor do I have a reason to be because you didnt insult me as a person. Im pointing out how tryhard and unfunny that post was because I want you to be better, anon.
it's because i implied that they are "old" and that they needed virgins to cast "love spells"
no woman wants to hear that.
>>26138778
Time to go home, big man. Here you go
https://www.reddit.com/
eave him, guys. He'll find his own way
>>26138845
i thought it was pretty funny, i think you should get a sense of humor.
>>26138532
>>26138870
Woah, calm down bro, I really didnt think my saltiness would cause a reaction. Jeezus.
>>26138252
I wouldn't partake in any sexual interactions with either one of them. A female should be atleast a 9/10 so I develop any interest in her
and ofcourse I'm a 22 year old kissless virgin
>>26139001
some truth's are hard to swallow, i suppose. it wasn't my intention to cause this much butthurt, it as only supposed to be a joke.
Why would they ask me to sit on the bed with them? Who ends up in a scenario like this? Fuck you OP, these scenarios need to be plausible
>>26138252
Ok?
I dont get the point of this thread, I would just sit with them.
>>26139203
If you're a normal, socializing human being, then situations like this are very plausible.