Hey robots, you might remember me from going to the zoo with

>not a roastie
>wants to learn MTG

Marry that girl, anon.

>does not own a smarthphone
So she's retarded and will stay that way until she has a computer in her pocket. Just tell her to get a shitty prepaid one at least.

>>26124106
Kiss her on the mouth OP, she doesn't even look that bad, her hair is pretty

I hope you make each other happy, OP.

>>26124106
>does not own a smarthphone
>So she's retarded

wut

>>26124106
Third date is the kiss date. You HAVE to do it, Anon.
>>26124218
That makes no sense. I fucking love my phone, but they're making most people fucking stupid. I don't see the advantage in a gf or bf having one.

Where did you meet her breh

>>26124106
she is hideous which really defeats a woman's only purpose

>>26124350
OkCupid, of all places.

>>26124350
seconding this. how did you find a human who likes video games and anime but isn't shit? (like everyone here)

>>26124106
Sack off the shitty dinner date.
Go to the fucking store
Get some fucking vodka
Take her to yours a
Get drunk and then Netflix and chill the shit out of all her holes.
Do it faggot

>>26124106
Looks like Benedict Cumbernauld

>>26126177
Brokendown Corollahatch

>>26124106
Looks like a man. You're dating a man.

>>26124106
Don't listen to the others, LOOKS FADE WITH TIME. Just remember that, and you'll be fine. I wish I had a gf that was like that.

>>26124218
>not owning a smartphone makes you stupid

okay.

>>26124455
What's her username? Yours?

>>26124106
op you are dating a trainny,top kek can't stop laughing

>>26124106
If you are happy go for it, fagget.
Also she probably could look better with a little bit of make up and better hair styling.

>>26124106
Sounds like me except I have a horribly disfigured body with a pretty okay face.
Go in for the kiss, OP! Make more threads and tell us about her tits and what your first time is like. Let us experience your loss of virginity.
Also, make sure you both don't eat something really garlicy or take mints/gum with you. I mean Italian and first kiss seems like it could be bad news bears, bro.

>>26124218
How does this make you retarded? It is a complete waste if you don't have anyone to talk to and you aren't addicted to the interwebs like people that can't run a simple errand without goofing off on it.
I realize my autism flared up.

Gross, that's fucking gross.

>>26124106
Does she smell? How is her hygiene?

op that is a male who wants to avoid you finding out by not giving you social media etc

>>26124106
op you do realize there are bot here who do nothing but collect the pics of real life fems posted here(no matter how butterfaced)and masturbate to them.

I wonder how your gf would feel to know you've not only uploaded her before depraved bots to be insulted and made fun of, but also to be locked away inside many o"bots jackoff folder.

>>26124216
he likely know if she be roastie, for she still has vcard and therefore likely hasn't let him look at the goods yet.

>>26127304
>Sounds like me except I have a horribly disfigured body with a pretty okay face.
You do realise you could get a 6/10+ bf if you actually wanted, right? you don't even need to put effort into anything.

>>26127577
this here folks

Why would anyone want to broadcast his life to /r9k/, to the point of posting actual pictures of you would-be significant other.

>>26124106

I am proud of you anon. Wish I was as brave as you.

>>26125324
This 1,000,000%. It is guaranteed to work.

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>>26127577
I...Don't know about that. I'm talking horribly disfigured as in I look like this woman, but without the busted face. My nipples point down, my legs and arms look worse because they had more fat and I'm covered from my shoulders to my knees in deep, painful looking stretch marks. My stomach will probably look worse as well since I'm still working on things.

>>26127855
Show us a photo of your body

>>26127855
Meh. At least you lost the weight m8. Show us you now. I can guarantee you though there are decent guys who are willing to look past that.

>>26127855
if this brothers you so much, just workout. it will really help give you tone and remove the unsightly chub. as for the stretchmarks, no one really cares about that shit, like no guy given the chance to fuck a chick will think twice about stretchmarks, same goes for downward pointing nips.

>>26127901
>decent
*desperate, misspell

>>26127961
So? I hope you're not that chick. So what if they're "desperate"? So is she?

>>26127855
>im so fattt ;(

your fault

>>26127855
Holy fuck the frown that appeared on my face when I scrolled down.

>>26127961
kek.

>>26127855
Mattie? Is that you?

>>26124106
Pro tip, she's not interested in learning MTG, she'll play games for attention but won't ever be on your level, she's desperate and knows you are too

>>26124106
>Will YOU lower your standards to find joy?
My standards already couldn't get any lower, and still no girl at all is interested me.

>>26128061
this, I tried to teach my bf how to play but he only fakes it. really it's not worth trying to training them. ever

>>26127855
Post picture, it probably isn't as bad as you're painting it in your head

>>26127948
>like no guy given the chance to fuck a chick will think twice about stretchmarks
that's now true. Stretchmarks is like one of the biggest turn offs for me. I'd rather date a fat chick without them than a skinny one with bad stretchmarks

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>>26127901
>>26127876
>>26128188
I didn't lose it all yet. I've lost 127 lbs in the past year, but I still need to lose something like 60 or 80 perhaps. You can't see it in the photos, but my arms are massive at about 18 inches around because there is so much loose skin there in particular.
It took a while to think about posting this today. Sorry, I didn't realize my mirror was dirty at the time I took the photo on the right and I didn't plan on showing it.

>>26128009
Not completely. I was morbidly obese even as a child and the only adult in my life was as well and passed those terrible habits to me. My body was going to be pretty screwed up no matter when I had the will to lose the weight, but I did make it worse by only now gaining that strength.

>>26128052
Nope.

>>26128495
That's not that bad...

>>26128495
your body is garbage lel

>>26128495
Pls be my gf. I'm a fat guy losing weight as well. Also are you Asian? You look like you might be Asian

>>26128495
It is pretty bad, I'd say that you're screwed if you were male, but obviously as you're living life on easy mode you still can get chads without efforts and live normal social/sexual life