Anyone here like bad dragons? I'm not even a fan of furry

Real dick is better.

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>>26109786
Why would they be mutually exclusive?

What is a bad dragon? Never heard of it.

Who is this ejaculate empress? I think I'm in love.

>>26109778
>buys a BD dildo
>in a flat colour
>no pretty colours

What a useless cunt.

>>26109855
I feel like that'd be emasculating. Your gf uses a dildo bigger than your dick to get off? Nah no thanks...

I love using the were-able. It feels awesome and makes me feel like I've got a massive dog dick. At last, I'm Chad Thunderknot.

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>>26110495
Haha it's my fiancee, but we make lots of porn and post it online, just look up Bella Borden.
>>26110554
It's also soft as shit and compresses to be smaller than me, so I'm not particularly threatened by it, we primarily got it for anal play. Either way we're also into shit like fisting, should I also feel emasculated by my own fist?
>>26110520
I wish I had a good picture of it, but it's actually glow in the dark purple like a dick lightsaber. Doesn't make for good pics/vids, but it's a lot of fun to play with.

>>26109855
Because one has a driving force behind it.
I get off thinking about the pleasure I'm giving him, while simultaneously being pleasured by him.

>>26110657
Whatacuck.

originaloriginaloriginal

>>26110756
Betrayed by my own favorite hand, oh no! Revenge for making him jerk me off for all these years perhaps?

>>26111397
I don't know how you do it man
I mean, I'm no expert (clearly) but most women don't feel much from their vagina, no ?
Apart from the feeling of being stretched out
So it's more for the man to get off while they get off with their clit
You don't think she won't feel anything anymore from your dick in there ?
I know that they can more or less retighten "at will" but
Then again i've seen as much cunt as an african kid a 4star meal so i can be absolutely wrong

>>26112006
>I mean, I'm no expert (clearly) but most women don't feel much from their vagina, no ?
Wtf, that is not true?

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>>26110657
hey anon you cuck i just blew a load to your roastie fiance
thoughts?

>>26112006
Many women can get off easily with vaginal penetration, getting stretched, clit stimulation and even anal penetration if you know what you're doing. Besides that, pussies are WONDERFULLY elastic, and if the girl you're with does kegels regularly it really doesn't matter what you do to that pussy, it will go back to being just as tight the next day. Case in point, Bella was a slut before meeting me, has fucked guys with dicks bigger than my 7.5 inches, and can almost fit my fist inside her, but each morning when we fuck after a night of crazy escapades she's back to being tighter than many of the virgins I've been with. Additionally, I derive psychological pleasure from seeing her stretched out, and to be totally honest sometimes it just feels good to fuck a stretched out pussy since it's an entirely different sensation.

>>26112091
Shocked and horrified. We posted pictures and videos of ourselves naked on the internet and someone jerked off to them? How fucking dare you?! I'll fight you irl.

>>26112147
Well didn't know the specifics
Since those kind of thing aren't likely to happen to me i didn't have any peculiar interest so i just "gathered" what i heard multiple times and took it as a truth

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>>26112293
Well hopefully that provides some insight!

>>26110657
does she do butt stuff?

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>>26112333
Haha we do so much butt stuff that we have a permanent enema installed in our shower
You can see her ass being gaped after I fucked it in the pic this dude uploaded. >>26112091

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>>26112147
>and if the girl you're with does kegels regularly it really doesn't matter what you do to that pussy, it will go back to being just as tight the next day

kek, no surprise degenerates are also retards.

>>26112419
Your anecdotal evidence stolen from a post on the internet from a stranger vs my first hand anecdotal evidence, WHO WILL WIN?
Perhaps it's just because I'm slightly above average, but I have always had a stretching fetish and across multiple girls I have never once encountered issues with one of them being loose after. Now perhaps if a couple were to take it as far as shoving like 2 litre bottles up a pussy there would be a problem, but I haven't encountered one yet between bad dragons and fisting.

>>26112147
>before meeting me
Right...

>>26112320
Yeah yeah I thought taking a dicking (with no further stimulation) was more like a chore so hopefully i'll be less retarded tomorrow than i was today

>>26109855
bad dragon small penis humiliation, pretty hot

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OP how long is your dick

And it's girth

please

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>>26112557
It depends on the girl. Some literally cannot get off without vibration, some can be gotten off with a pinky's worth of stretching. All pussies are different.

>>26112620
7.5" long, not sure about the girth off the top of my head. Quarter for reference.

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>everyone stroking cuck op (probably fake) ego
goodbye

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>>26112642


Cmon, the dick from the 2nd pic is 7"5 long ??

>>26112642
>7.5" long
Get real anon, look at that fucking circumcision scar, let's get an iphone against that thing

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>>26112754
A quarter is somehow less universal than an iphone? I don't have an Iphone lol.
>>26112734
Yeah, the toy it's next to is huge lol total length according to the website is 8.75" I'm also not ROCK SOLID in that pic, but the quarter pic is me as well. is this a better angle?

>>26112719
Everyone else is one asking questions about my fucking dick and fiancee, I just wanted to talk about bad dragons lol

>>26112829
>A quarter is somehow less universal than an iphone?
America is not the world

>>26113012
And Iphones are?
A quarter is nearly the exact same size as equivalent currencies all over the world give or take a few millimeters that don't really make a huge difference. Iphones come in like 8 different models and sizes and are not universally useable, and many people who WOULD have an iphone also use that as their primary method of taking pictures, making it even less logical to use for size comparisons...

>>26113107
Getting this butthurt because someone said his size estimation didn't live up to the mediocre image.

>>26112027
>Wtf, that is not true?

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/sex-study-female-orgasm-eludes-majority-women/story?id=8485289

"About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone -- that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances." - Most women literally don't get much stimulation from just vaginal intercourse, and when you think about it, from an evolutionary perspective THEY DON'T NEED TO, that's why its so hard for them and so easy for men.

>>26113870
What? No, I'm butthurt because people are acting like a quarter isn't a decent unit for size comparison and somehow an iphone would be better, I could give a fuck about what he thinks about my actual size lol.