How do you define a "failed normie"?

>>26094554
That's obviously a joke post. R-right?

>>26094607
Watch Nathan For You

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>>26094554
That's a big smile

I have been wondering this too. because i've been wanting to make a failed normie thread for 'us' failed normies

I think:
still virgin but has gotten some experience with girls
friends but no big group of friends
in education or has a job.

Everyone who isn't what society considers normal.

Has a dead end but still respectable job

Lost their virginity >5 years ago and is not currently in a relationship or having sex, probably neither since then

1 or no close friends

"Robot" hobbies (anime, MMOs, etc)

is this a fucking satire?

all of you are failed normies by definition of posting here , except me i'm just banned from other boards so you

>woe my depression

>woe my life sucks

tough luck you have shit genetics and face and can't even workout ,

FAILED NORMIE CENTRAL HERE!

heard it?

HERE

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>>26094554
I consider myself a failed normie.

I'm a non-virgin nerd, I dated girls in high school and had friends. After high school, it all fell apart and now I live a life with no friends, no gf.

>>26094697
Sounds more like a cyborg to me.
>>26094896
Sounds like me.

"failed normie" is a term normalfags use so they can distance themselves from other normies to fit in with robots.

Failed normies are no less normies than chads and stacies.

>>26094697
Im with you on this
It sucks but it is what it is

A failed normie is someone who was supposed to be a normie but fucked up. I mean, they had a normie life ahead of them but they failed. They couldn't make it as a normie.

A failed normie is somebody who wants friends or a gf but cannot get them. The term came from wizchan, where it was used to ban people claiming to want sexual relationships. Anybody who wants friends is a failed normie by the original definition. Please stop misusing the term, or using it at all, as it had a disastrous impact on wizchan.

>>26094945
It's all relative, and there are millions of failed normies out there. Mega obese fatties call less fat people 'smallfats' or 'mediumfats'...these smaller fatties are still weigh 300 pounds or more and their lives are probably shit, but they don't qualify for full victim rights because the super obese 600+ pounders claim it for their own.

>kissless, handholdless virgin
>roommates are my friends, we go shooting n stuff
>can't get any female attention, even the turbo nerd roommates have gfs
>senior in college
what does that make me

Nathan For You is GOAT

>>26094896
Sounds like me.

Except for the whole "losing your virginity part"

I think I'm going to quit my job and drink away my savings, at this point its better than suffering right?

>be typical robot child
>achieve normie status in high school
>one day realize I'm the one always initiating hang-outs
>think I might be annoying them by doing this too much
>wait for one of them to call me to hang out
>its been over 5 years and I haven't heard a thing

>>26094554
Be a normie and fall seriously ill for years during your mid-late teens. Congrats, now you're me.

You fucking faggots, stop appropriating the wizard vocabulary.

ANY ROBOT FAGGOT WHO WANTS SEX IS A FAILED NORMIE

ANY ROBOT FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO SOCIALIZE IS A FAILED NORMIE

ANY ROBOT FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO BECOME A NORMALFAG IS A FAILED FUCKING NORMALFAG

>>26094656
It would be very joyful

oc oc don't steal

New World Order =????

Successful = basically a chad and stacy but so finacially tight and charismatic that they will never experience pain, will die with thousands mourning, will be happy every day of their lives.

Chads + Stacies = jocks, very sexually active, successful job, no mental illnesses, normal drug use, hundreds of friends, will die happy

Normalfags = have sex occasionally, fairly normal job, has a social network account, will probably die happy

failed normie = had/has solid friends, not a virgin, but has only had sex less than 3 times and with only one partner, will die alone

cyborg = has a few friends, might have hugged or kissed but never had sex, will die alone and sad

robot = mentally ill, (aspergers), thinks drugs will make them popular so you do them but they just waste money, watch anime, play vidya, listen to "indie" music, hate women, will die alone a kissless virgin unhappy and no one will care

Wizard = never seen a girl irl. exclusivly jerks off to 2D, will die alone and happy :)


what are you /r9k/?

>>26096367
Kissless cyborg.

End my life tbqh senpai.

>>26096367
I'm a cyborg.
No kisses or hugs though.

>>26096367
>cyborg
>will die alone and sad
I-I thought I was a failed normie
I-I though I was going to find a washed up slut gf...

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>>26096115
>>26095005

These are the only posts in this thread that you should read.

Holy fuck I hate this wretched board

>>26096367
Wizard cyborg. I like it. But I hope my waifu will become a bit more real sometime soon.