Hey kid. It's time to lick your big sisters cunny

If only I had a cute sister

>have big sister
>it's nothing like my animes

Doomed from the start.

>>26086068
I have 3 sisters. And all I can tell you is that they all age like milk. They are cute and not bitches when they are young. But then puberty comes and just everything goes to shit.

>>26086102
Older or younger? If younger it's your fault they turned out to be whores, you should have stopped them

>>26086125
1 older and 2 younger. I do not think they are sluts, they are just bitches.

>>26086197
>I do not think they are sluts
Because you're a submissive robot who's accepted the cuck life.

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>two older sisters
>one is a low functioning autistic
>one is an estranged schizo heroin addict

>tfw will never have a nice normal relationship with a sibling

>this will never happen to me
>not even in erp
Why do I breathe?

>>26086197
My sister was a bitch to me from age 7-17
Then she stopped and is actually ok now. She was still a bitch to my mom up until 21 though.

>>26086248
My older sister is not as bitchy anymore but she's just a boring cunt now. So in a way she's still a bitch.

>tfw older sister was bro-tier
anyone else actually have a decent/good relationship with their families?

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>that feel when you punch your imouto
such a release... feels amazing
dumb bitch

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ok but swear you won't tell mom about this

who /lewdoldersister/ here?
>tfw she gropes my butt while im washing dishes
>tfw eating out st resturant with family then she pinches my nipples asking why i don't pinch hers back
>tfw she flashed her pantsu butt at me

>>26087143
she wants the d anon
give it to herr~!

>>26086360
can confirm good feel

>>26087143
anonymous what the fuck are you waiting for

>>26087143
Jesus anon. How much more obvious does she need to make it for you?

Get in there already.

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b-but i want to suck oniichans dick : (

>>26088508
HOT POST
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>>26087635
>>26087730
>>26087803
b-but shes married!

i-im sure its nothing more than lewd teasing ;-;

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> have a big sister
> she seemed to be a good girl
> her roomie is a big time coal burner
> sister blurts out that she dated a black guy her roomie set her up with
> later find out it was not just one guy but she has been dating a lot of black guys
> mfw my big sister is a big time coal burner

I ABSOLUTELY HATE MY OLDER SISTERS SO FUCKING MUCH I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF SIBLING SEX STUFF. HAVING INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS MAKES EVERYDAY PAINFUL, STOP MAKING THESE THREADS PLEASE.

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>tfw my younger sister is a weeb with shit taste but I love her anyway
>tfw no older sister

>>26086125
no it's not my fault she turned into a ridiculous fucking cunt
my faggot older brother is responsible for influencing her and encouraging her to act like a fucking disgusting piece of shit slutty cuntfaced leftist. both of them can burn in fucking hell.

my big sister is coming to town tomorrow and she'll stay at my house over the weekend
m-maybe this will actually happen

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Tfw no younger sister to cuddle and protect from chad and Tyrone. I'd help her because a great girl only only allow a really good guy to date her.

>>26086029
Fucking experience with this (sort of)
Mother and older brother have been doing the nasty since he was a young teen.

He'd try to get at me, mother would pressure me.

I guess this is a cool fantasy, but in reality it's fucking gross.

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>tfw never been shown sexual interest in my entire life

WHHYYYY

My big sis is 12 years older than me and my hero. I want to be just like her.

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>>26089953
>tfw my 14 year old sister has the same taste in anime as me
>tfw she watches degenerate ecchi
>tfw she calls me onii-chan and has a brother complex
>tfw I'm gay

>>26091877
yeah. I don't actually picture my really siblings when I fantasize about older sister stuff. it's more like an idealized relationship thing

>>26092404
Yeah I wish I could say the same for him. Not a lot (read none) of guys were into me with all the rumors of him getting in my pants.

>>26092472
>with all the rumors of him getting in my pants.

how did such a thing get out in the first place?

>>26092520
Because he is an ass, and I rejected his advances

>tfw no "oni-chan!! lets play!"
>tfw no qt family member who plays games in a suggestive manner

>>26092553
>actually telling people that you want to sleep with your sister

the fuck? though I did know a kid who bragged about sucking his own dick, so I suppose there are lots of retards out there

>>26092611
Yeah, he made middle-high school not fun for me.

He still plows our slut mother. I need a beer, this pisses me off.

>>26087143
Not my sister because i didn't have one, but my best friend had sex with his sister at least 3 times. She was like 2 years older. He was gay. Both were sluts. She was the pill because their parents were proudly progressive.

When I was like 15-16 we were drinking and we were supposed to have a threesome with me in the middle, but their parents came home.

>>26092687
>.>

You have a fucked up family, but fucking your mom in a daily basis sounds kind of hot...

>>26092740
If you're into that kind of thing I guess. I won't sit here and pretend it isn't arousing hearing/seeing them going at it but I mean.... bleh

>>26091910
Cause your a faggot

>>26092687
Is your mom hot? bloxzxcx

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>>26090357
>Imouto just turned 10
>In a few short years the time will come when she needs this protection
>Idolizes me and my twin brother, and in return we cherish her above all else
>Two of us will sooner die than let some smelly nog or dumb chad defile her

its a good kind of feel the only problem is she is in boston and i in east lansing ;_;

>>26092795
This has been axed before, she's older and needs to lose weight but she is still pretty.

>>26092819
That probably means you're qt too. Wanna be my gf?

>>26092880
K.

Srsly though I am (at least in a phase in which) better off alone, I prefer vidya, anime, and occasional flick sessions all solo

>tfw dont want to be rude, but don't want companion

>>26092804
>>Two of us will sooner die than let some smelly nog or dumb chad defile her
wrong. you don't care that much; you can't even be bothered to live anywhere near her
but oh well, there's no winning anyways. if you did care enough, you'd watch over her always, never turning your back for a moment to give her an opportunity to go jump on those dicks, and she'd hate you for it

not caring much is for the best
no need to lie about it anonymously

>>26092972
Welp turned down on r9k. At least I tried.

>>26093174
You did it anon.

I don't mind online hanging out, but I have -3 points invested in RL intimacy

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>>26092972
>Srsly though I am (at least in a phase in which) better off alone, I prefer vidya, anime, and occasional flick sessions all solo


and you wonder why your brother wants to plow you?

you sound like a dream!

>>26093258
ohpls

What is appealing about a shut in? Please tell me, I've intentionally tried to make it to where I am just another anon

>>26093258
Also. Barf. He is gross.

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>>26093312
>>26093312
>What is appealing about a shut in?

>>26093312
>I am just another anon

you make me want to breed with you. so fucking badly!

i would work my ass off just to sit quietly and read/play games and snuggle at the end of the day.

it would all be worth it.

you find him gross but let me tell you i can see why he is into you.

>>26093429
I feel bad about making people in thread want me. Pls don't get down about me just wanting to be alone ._.

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>>26093477

i want you to have my children...

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>>26093541
Back off fuckboy, i'm putting my seed in that first.

>>26093541
>>26093603
Anon war. Last man standing gets my panties. FIGHT

>>26093603
he's buff as fuck, i never realized

>>26093624
I win, where do I get my prize?

>>26093637
I sell them in japan. Better buy a ticket.

>>26093205
I made a throwaway.

[email protected]

I'm >>26093174, >>26092880, >>26092795

>>26093603
Back off aniki

>It's a thirst thread

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>tfw no older sister to make you lick her asshole after practice

>>26093637

i have a stable job and my fetish is eating women out.

also i will fuck you up son!!!!!!

i will kill for this neet pussy

>>26093637
No you don't twinky, i'm a kickboxing fag and sturdy as fuck surprisingly.

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>>26093730
>tfw no older sister who is so much taller than she accidentally presses her tits against your face every time she hugs you

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What is with robots and incest? I just don't get it, is it because of your animes?

Is it because the only women that have ever given you the slightest bit of affection would be your mother or sister?

Seriously, explain this attraction to me robots I won't judge you I'm just curious.

>>26093826
I don't get it. I mean I can find the idea of the fantasy kinky. I roleplay with guys who like it.

But when it crosses the line of thinking of doing it IRL. Nope. Nope nope.

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>>26093856
>I roleplay with guys who like it
I want to be one of these guys, anon..
Dude or girl, i'm not fussed

>>26093826
Social taboos have a certain allure to them.

>>26093826
The situation of not needing to meet someone new in order to meet romantic/sexual desires is appealing, is one thing.

>>26093891
What RP site do you frequent?
I'm not in the mood for that ATM but I can keep it in mind if you'd like.

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>>26093660

implying you will even remember what a pair of panties looks like when i make you mine.

>>26093973
It isn't often I laugh where it isn't just air out my nose.

That was funny.

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>>26093909
>>26093919
>>26093856

Ok I see those points, but I kind-a want to hear from someone that has that particular fetish in full.

I have just always found it curious, usually the brain builds a barrier to prevent incestual relationships.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/evolving-mechanism-avoid-sibling-sex/

I just wonder if there was a specific life event or was it a fantasy turned reality? Were you just naturally attracted to a sister, mother, aunt?

I'm a psychology major and just find the whole thing interesting. So no bully, feel free to share.

>>26094027
Well I could only direct you to talk to my brother about it. And I don't really like having him on the same screen as I am, he is grabby and stronger than I am.

>>26093826
It is a taboo, and actually pretty common. I would wager most of us know someone who has done something sexual with a sibling or have done it themselves.

Kids like to play around, and siblings are usually around to play around.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A0uBmp1WOP
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A0uBmp1WOP
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>>26094213

where do you live the deep south?

>>26094213
I was the only one who had this stigma on me in school, I don't know any other girls who would do it.

>>26094425
In the big state of tejas for me

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My older sister gave me my giantess fetish and I love/hate it so much

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>>26094575

she was crying for help while my dad raped her in the other room...

I have two big half-sisters. They are the definition of white trash. One is an alcoholic.
I'll lift this side of the family out of indignity.

>>26094655
She stepped on my face a lot and told me she would eat me and keep me in her tummy forever.

I was 6-8 and she was 12-14

>>26094764
That's.... weird and oddly specific

>>26094764
>vorefags

>>26086348
i don't have a decent/good relationship with anyone

>>26094764
was she barefoot when she stepped on you?

>>26094834
Join the club. I'm 2 beers in and still wanting to forget

>>26094846
Everytime
>>26094781
Not making this shit up

Made me steal her socks and shoes at night when I became 14

>>26094922
You poor anon. Drink with me, friend.

>>26094922
Made you?
Sounds like storytime, m8.

>>26094027
If those related to each other aren't exposed to each other around a certain age it MASSIVELY increases the incest rates. Turns out exposure around people at that age(even those unrelated to you) will cause a mechanism to form that basically works against it. Otherwise if not it will backfire and the OPPOSITE can occur(especially if related as without the blocking mechanism they actually experienced increased attraction).

Another big thing is extremely close proximity during puberty(as in living in same room usually). Is another big cause.

Outside of that it can also run in families. Though I am not certain how it works in such a way. I know that women starved of male contact can take it out on their male children. There is also some fucked up credence in regards to a mother not sexually fulfilling the father can cause the daughter to 'step up'. Not entirely sure how it works with aunts and uncles. From what I have heard that is more liable to pedophilia then incest. What few stuff I HAVE heard about it is Daddy issues in nieces I have heard can lead to them going after their uncles. As for aunts i heard its similar to mothers in terms of being starved of male attention except they will target things like nephews and I heard a few other cases but those are so rare I am not entirely sure what the mechanism behind it is...heard something about typical female rivalry between sisters can lead to one sister going after the children of the other. Admittedly not entirely certain about that one though.

There is also a genetic marker that scientists have discovered that makes people more liable to incest.

...I have known actual people who took part in incest and i know weird things.

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>>26094000

i can make you laugh and make you happy.

if only you let me.

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>>26094922
>Made me
This is getting pretty hot

>>26095261
Awwww that's cute.

I am pretty fine on my own IRL, but online friends are great

>>26095245
We all know weird things im sure

>tfw no older sister who tries her hardest to help me fix myself and get past my near crippling social anxiety
>tfw no oneesan gf who will let me be a house husband

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>>26095412
>tfw no oneesan gf to make you a better man

>>26095412
>>26095546
telling you guys it makes for an awkward home life

>>26095670
meh only if sexual tension is involved. Otherwise its typical sibling bullshit.

>>26095844
You think if I'd said yes to him all those years ago things wouldn't be as awkward, or more so than they are now?

I dont think so

>>26092819
Do you listen to them fuck?

>>26095909
Well I have a room in the basement these days, but I used to (wasn't given much of a choice)

>>26095930
Why/when did they start fucking? Why is your mom such a whore?

>>26095967
>Why/when did they start fucking?
Is it kosher to say? He wasn't 18

>Why is your mom such a whore?
Good question anon

>>26095997
>Is it kosher to say? He wasn't 18
I assume so, so she came on to him or she let him come on to her? I can't really get a mom being totally cool with fucking her son and then trying to rope her daughter in, she's like an alpha skank.

>>26095670
If she's actually treating you like a little brother, then it probably will be really awkward.
I think anime has just programmed me to think that older sister = someone who actually cares about you.

>>26096046
When he was 14 I believe he started touching me and her, I told him off and she encouraged it. It escalated from that.

>>26096107
I can't really say for sure, he's older than me

>>26096135
I mean you know you can report them incest between parent and child is illegal in every state so far as I know.

Or at least threaten them for more GBP

>>26096168
The agreement is basically I live here rent free and I get the whole basement (3 rooms!) to myself.

I spend by GBP on food and beer

>>26086102
I had the opposite experience with my little sister. She was a selfish, two-faced brat when she was little, but she's a lot cooler nowadays.

>>26096303
Kinda wish I had a sister instead.

>>26095872
I didn't say anything about that. Its gonna be awkward either way whether or not your even related.

>>26096107
They will either look out for your make your life hell. I am speaking from experience as I have had both and I have heard plenty of stories both ways. Oddly it is entirely different with younger sisters apparently it can vary wildly with them unlike with the big sis.

>>26096215
I don't envy your situation. I been avoiding my incest loving sister for years now. Problem is I have now heard some stuff that is making me suspect she has made a move on one of her own kids. Knowing her and our family that wouldn't surprise me. Problem is I got jackshit for proof and she is making sure to let her kids avoid me because she knows i don't approve of it.

...I fucking hate my family so goddamn much. I remember when I was younger i was hoping that maybe just maybe my family wasn't always so fucked up...later turned out they actually improved over the centuries. At least in regards to war crimes and incest.

>>26096468
I don't want people to think I disapprove of the fantasy kink. I've learned not to let it get under my skin too much, I can't change either of them

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>tfw only child
>tfw always wanted a sister
>tfw want a daughter not a son
>tfw have literally had people say "I bet you'll fall in love and have beautiful daughters"
What is r9k's take on this

>>26096845
Well I think it's a cute pic

>Meet a girl on /r9k/.
>She wants to dominate me as my big sister.
>Turns out she's really beautiful and small, younger than me, from a well off family and dresses immaculately.
>Incredibly small (like 4'10) and youthful.
>She was an incredible artist.
>Wanted to create childrens books, ironically.
>I'm a rough looking NEET. Show her.
>She responds well and wants to meet up and take me for icecream, all expenses paid for while she wears clothing worth more than my dad makes in a month.
>We play MMOs together with the same dynamic for a few weeks to warm up to each other and skype.
>She has me eating out of her hand.
>Turn down any offers of gifts and stuff.
>Felt like I was too much of human refuse/I didnt deserve to really cash in on this opportunity and began to distance myself, hurting her a little, but she took it in her stride.
>Vanish on her.

Sorry, A.

You were too good for me.

>>26097129
wow sorry

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>>26092336
This post made my whole day.

>>26097401
caaaareful what you wish for

especially at that age

>>26097129
heartrending if real

condolences to both of you

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>>26096523
have you ever woken up completely happy knowing you can spend the day doing nothing with no consequences?

have you ever woken up at 6pm and looked for breakfast?

have you ever had everything you could ask for and just spent the day in sheer ecstasy just by knowing you are loved?

have you eve gone to sleep in perfect comfort?

you will...

all you have to do is say yes to me...

>>26097919
lol whats your contact info cutie

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>>26097129
I'm mad. Stop posting. Kill yourself. You wasted life. If I saw you on the street, I would force yourself to suppuku.

>>26097956

i am worlds away from you...

we could never be.

but if we could...

>>26098056
either give them digits (email) or don't wish you had it!

>>26098142

fresh email

[email protected]

>>26097129
I've had something similar happen so I know where your coming from anon. Sometimes though its something you gotta do for that other person's sake if you truly care about them as you know you'll just drag em down.