>used to have a vibrating fleshlight but threw away
>visiting friends house, his mom let her dildos inside the dishwasher
>made me so horny I masturbated like crazy when got home
>regretting throwing away my fleshlight
>saw a video with a fuckable and squishy pillow
>asking myself where I can buy this
http://boards.420chan.org/sd/src/1452732317554.webm
I have sex toys for my girlfriend since I'm a premature ejaculator. I can't really have sex with her without cumming within 3 minutes. Sex for us is just me using various toys on her and when she's almost done she lets me fuck her.
>>26084531
>being this pathetic
Absolutely hilarious
already know that this isn't original
>>26084531
>getting cucked by silicone dicks
>>26084575
Whatever makes her happy. I can't make her cum with my dick unless she brought herself near to climax with a toy. It's easier to make her cum if she had a lot of prep time with toys so it doesn't matter if I can't last that long after she already came 3 times.
>>26084653
Sounds sad as fuck, and I have the same problem, maybe I was meant to be alone
I use a hair brush (the handle part)
>>26084240
I stared at that picture for a good 30 seconds trying to understand what I just say. Are those tits built into the pillow?
>>26084240
So I was actually considering buying a Daki since I just got paid and I'm curious what the owner of this one has put under his pillow to create the illusion of tits?
>>26086195
It's called a dakimakura you fag.
>>26084240
>fleshlight
Literally the McDonald's of sex toys.
>>26086211
>$90
seriously tempted
is there any coming back from pillow fucking /r9k/?
>>26086841
Yeah. Only good for the first couple of weeks. My mom bought me one of my birthday. Those things are annoying to keep clean. I always used a condom to make clean up easier and the fleshlgith still lost its texture. Now it's just filled with crumbs of mold and I don't even want to touch it anymore. Those things are not worth it. They are a lot more easier to clean than dildos. Girls have all the better sex toys. There isn't anything that's cost-effective for guys that doesn't require tedious maintenance and prep.
>>26086997
>My mom bought me one of my birthday.
>>26086321
do you have another pic of that pillow in another viewpoint. those boobs are made very well , looks as if they stick out ..
>>26086997
>My mom bought me one of my birthday.
I demand to hear the story behind this
>>26086997
*they are a lot more harder to clean than dildos
I have a discrete lipstick-looking vibe, 3 hand screw nipple/clit suckers, and a double ended dildo with harness for pegging.
Don't really use any of them anymore, and they were kind of a waste of money.
Probably would have wasted the money on hamburgers or malt liquor anyway by now.
>that .webm
That seems like its banned in several countries
>>26086211
>I'm curious what the owner of this one has put under his pillow to create the illusion of tits?
IIRC those are real titties and there's a real woman inside
>>26087139
Are you retarded? They would lay to the right and left, not downward like she's standing up.
>>26084531
why not go for round one for 3 minutes, get her happily prepped, go in for round 2? if you cum in 3 minutes, you probably have a good testosterone level or a really bad condition. in the last case, 100 push ups, 100 sit ups and 10 km runs every day
>>26087048
>>26087080
dad/older brothers pass down their porn mags
moms/older sisters buy sex toys
>>26084240
what the fuck is up with these pillows and sound effects?
this one looks shitty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4xPuTscGls
what company makes high quality boob pillows?
>>26086997
>tedius maintenance
I literally just stretch mine over the shower head and let it rinse out then I hang it on the towel rack. It's 30 seconds of cleaning. I don't use it all that often, but it's a year old at this point and still feels like new.
>>26087099
do you have a boyfriend?
Where buy dakimakura? Hobby Heart looks pretty good and I did look at the buyfagmoe guide but goddamn man I don't want to deal with importing and proxies and calling my bank to get them to okay a foreign charge. I don't even buy greykeys for Steam anymore 'cause I have to call the bank and it just isn't worth the effort.
>>26087080
is it really that uncommon for parents to give out sex toys or porn mags?
I got a JAV since they knew I liked anime.
>>26087369
no way
i wish my mom would buy me sex toys, she's such a prude.
>>26084240
15 quid off ebay from China
0/10 do not regrettfw haven't dicked itadbey ondragey arsugey>>26084240
arstey
>>26084240
what are these speciffic daki's you can fuck called?
>>26089812
>ryuko
kill la kill yourself plebby
>>26090202
You try finding a 1.5m x 50cm for less than 15 nigger
where do I buy a daki with boobes?
>>26084240
bruh thats seems unsanitary
>>26090359
Yeah, I want to know a place where I can some for cheap. When I had a girlfriend she used to let me grab her boobs as I slept. I miss holding something soft at night.
>>26084240
Do they make dolls or pillows that actually fuck your ass?
>>26086971
>is there any coming back from pillow fucking /r9k/?
>pillow fucking
This made me laugh out loud for some reason
>>26084531
If you can masturbate or do other sex acts (blowjobs, handjobs) normally, just cum early then go for round 2. You'll last longer. No need to be a cuck.
If you can't even masturbate normally see a doctor.
If you masturbate beforehand, your orgasms won't be as explosive, but at least you'll last somewhat longer.
>>26093719
How long do you think a guy should last?
A normal amount of time is 5-10 minutes.
>>26084568
That's not pathetic at all, you retarded virgin.
>>26092124
You can buy futa realdolls and shit. Costs a butt load of money, but it's a realistic custom made girl with a detachable cock. So you can fuck her pussy when you want, and then attach a cock and balls to sit on and get fucked by.
>>26093783
For sex, it should be 10-20 minutes. You got to learn how to pace yourself during. Slow then fast then go back to going slow. A normal orgasm is 5-10 minutes, but that wouldn't leave a woman satisfied.
>>26093958
Why does woman need to be pleased?
>>26090321
I found an esdeath one on amazon for literally 15 dollars anon
What's a good first fleshlight?
>>26094166
if you don't satisfy your woman, she loses her loyalty to you
>>26094332
Beta cuck detected. Don't please women.
>>26084531
I'm literally the opposite. I can last hours because of years of death grip. Feels good man.
Wait so is there a pussy hole
>>26094489
no. It's just a pillow for breast play. You don't fuck it. It'll be extremely messy.
>>26087686
yeah, he's not as into sex as he used to be.
>>26086971
>is there any coming back from pillow fucking /r9k/?
i have had my daki since 2013 and i put a towel over her and use a puni hole dx to fuck her. there is no turning back, i will never fuck a real woman
if you feel you are destined to be a perma virgin however it is worth it
>>26089105
You and the other guy are the only people I have ever seen bring up such a concept.
That's like unthinkable for most people.
>tfw you want to buy a Sugar Star but you still live with your parents
Life is suffering.