ITT: games no female has ever played

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no female and no normie

Fembot here, only loser virgins play these games. I don't have enough time to learn all this. I just play castle crashers and dota 2

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>>26078686
K O S
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No female, no normie, no "cyborg" and no late bloomer/failed normie.

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Fembot and part-time gamer/streamer girl here

Those games are for autistic manchildren, there a reason why league is the most played game, cuz its good

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The B8 is strong with this thread.

You faggots probably haven't even played this.

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>>26078686

Heh OP ;^) Just got into it recently

None of your hobbies are safe

I'm not even fat

>>26078801
he said females you dumb fucking autist

>>26078801
I can't even discern the political geography, so why would I?

>>26078801
Looks like shit

If u want to play WWII tank games, stick to warthunder

>>26078686

>tfw not autistic enough for this game

oh well, back to civ v and rome total war ii

>>26078801

Jesus Christ now I'm getting flashbacks goddamn.

>>26078686
Wouldn't that apply to all the Paradox grand strategy games?

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>>26078754
League is the most played game because it's fits within the normies' limited attention span.

>>26078801
Pretty sure everyone has played Panzer General, m8.

Thank you anon. HOI3 separates the men from the boys in terms of autism levels. Do you post in /gsg/?

>>26078686
Supreme Ruler ultimate can be added to the list

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Or any other oldschool vn

>>26078754
>girl
mmm that bait. But in all honesty a streamer girl could be playing E T the Extra Terrestrial and wouldn't loose not one viewer. As if those robots give a shit about what your playing and aren't just there to watch your every movement and breath due to being completely starved of any sort of female interaction. And shit like league of legends is popular because its completely mind numbing, like liquor without the taste of forcing down fire.

>>26078742
Dude like everyone's played Starcraft.

>>26078700
Isn't this the one that tells you to take a break away from the computer every two hours? Normie as fuck.

Still very fun though.

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>>26078849
League is good because it offers everything a modern day gamer wants

But i guess you manchildren are too busy playing your shitty pirated 90's games than listen to reason

No wonder no one wants you

Dwarf Fortress may be one of the few games that no females have played for real.

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>>26078686
>Not playing Autsism simulator like me

Pleb

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Step up your game brehs :^)

>>26078897
The modern day gamer is a casual scrub. Just like you.

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Red Orchestra 2

I've seen kids (they usually wash out a week after sales) and even men as old as 65.

Avg. player is 20-40 male

>>26078812
You haven't touched that file since you installed it last summer. You can't fool us you certainly have never played HOI3. Women are incapable of appreciating it's magnificence.

>>26078898
>>26078900
Dwarf fortress is too well known as a neckbeard game

People will play it for credibility.

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And that's why they will never be equal.

>>26078932
Of course women have played this game you dip.

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Based /trb/

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Women only play video games for attention and don't genuinely enjoy them. Prove me wrong.

>>26078920

You sir, are an idiot. Look at the shortcut for your most recently played game. It never changes unless you modify the shortcut itself in some way. Nice attempt to discredit though, I hope Germany stomps you evrytiem

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>>26078916
Dude you don't even know. RO1 Darkest Hour mod is the shit, and everyone's autistic as fuck.

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>>26078883
I kekd more than I should have.

>>26078953
That's everything women do, duh.

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>>26078754
>stream whore

GET OUT RIGHT NOW LEAVE BOARD IMMEDIATELY

>>26078916
RO2 is casual shit for normies compared to RO1

>>26078812
what exactly is the appeal for you

>>26078953

You huge faggot. X-com is easily a woman's game. It's one of the few games that doesn't make the female characters super sexy. Honestly any turn based strategy is perfect for our slow reflexes and tendency toward overthinking dangers. This thread should be filled with lame shooters.

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>no women has ever ran dosbox

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Original SNES fan translation....
Some Japanese gals probly played it when it was over there

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>>26079036
>our
F*ck you.

>>26079030

Grew up playing 4X games and needed something more complex, wasn't ready for Aurora.

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>>26078899
reporting in, sometimes I leave 1 city remaining so I can economically develop the world

>>26079038

THIS THREAD IS TRIGGERING ME

I've been playing Dune since before dosbox was needed for it

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>>26079036
>our
I think you're just bad at games femanon

>>26078981
Like having a desktop shortcut proves anything anyway.

I doubt you even know how to properly reorganize the Soviet OOB.

>>26078686
victoria 2 mod? name of the mod pls

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Not counting DayZ

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>>26079062
>Imperalism 2

That's one. 2 is the one that looks like this

>>26079093
>>26079058

Sorry, sorry, true true.

>>26079036
I though qt girls liken VN's and hidden object games

>>26079104
This post gave me cancer

If it's bait you got me

>>26079105
Arma? Don't think so m8.

>>26079117

I hope you Find An Object in your ass very soon

>>26079104
>kek

Haven't you ever played Hearts of Iron 3

>>26079036
>overthinking dangers.
>Implying women can think

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>>26078849
Isnt this game emperor by westwood?'i played emperor battle for dune (or something) when i was young, it was my fav game.
This pic pretty much has the same units and buildings (and house atreidis or whatever they are called kek)

>Shadow President

Women can't run a country am I right though?

>>26079132
will you be my pegging femdom gf? No realtalk most of the hidden object games I have set you playing as a woman searching for her husband or daughter or something, I always assumed they were escapism for working women just like romance novels

>>26078916
In the 600 hours i've played this game i've seen maybe 2 women on the mic and like three children.

>>26079061
reminds me of this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judit_Polgar

I still blame liberals for girl's lack of interest in remote controlled airplanes, programming and other nerdy things which would lead to STEM careers, they simply turned obedient housewives into Stacy.

>>26078953
My sister plays og Xcom

>>26078700
what is this?

bloxyblox

>>26079161

They probably are. But 40 year old moms surely don't post here much. Older women do play horrible games but its not their fault.

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>>26079109
oh, that is my 2nd imperialism picture, this is my 1st

where did you get imperialism 2 and imperialism scenarios

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Defcon

Can never imagine a grill playing this.

Unless I'm the one to introduce it to her.

>>26079182
Is she a qt?

Ggdsdhjjttgbj

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>>26079204
I sort of like hidden object games I figure I can play all my backlog when I am 80 years old to stave off dementia

>tfw no /mlb/ gf

>>26078812
lol for having it under C:

>>26079213
it has been in humble normie bundles before so sluts have played it

>>26078742
X-Com mods are getting stranger and stranger.

>>26079159
its Dune 2000, copypaste of C&C RA2

>>26079213
I like the game but have never had anyone to play it with.

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Honestly I have given up on trying to understand Hearts of Iron 3. The tutorial which seemingly is supposed to teach you the basics wont even teach you how to invest money in shit.

I'll stick with Superpower 2.

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I spent way too much time on this one.

>>26079281
The tutorial is how we keep the casual scum like you away. It requires a breed of autism where you can only learn by playing it and exploring the mechanics of the game yourself.

I've been playing for years and I still don't know how some things work like combat width.

>>26079217
She works out and is pretty tall, if that is your thing

>>26079239
just because it was in a bundle, doesn't mean they've played it.

i've acquired a few bundles with games i've never touched after a year or so of having it.

>>26079036
>Honestly any turn based strategy is perfect for our slow reflexes and tendency toward overthinking dangers

T H I S
H
I
S

Also it's not particularly surprising that grills aren't in2 military games, considering militaries have historically been composed solely of men

>>26079170

same guy you replied to,

i have put a little girl on the mic before to say something like "ATTACK!"

the little girl's father loves war, so she also improvised, but nobody acknowledged it.

>>26079318
This, half the fun of the game is not knowing what the fuck your doing and hoping you make the right choices off of intuition. It's a lot more realistic because of that.

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One of the first games I've ever played. Next to mario and turtles on the nes.

>>26078833
>civ v
Civ III was the pinnacle Civ game, 5 is like Civ:Normie

Christ, you don't even have to play, just click buttons and your advisors tell you what to do. I honestly don't see any appeal to 5, past the improved graphics.

>>26079392
This is wrong. CivIV with the Fall From Heaven 2 mod is the best that the franchise will ever be. It was the most modable civ to date, and FFH2 expands the game outward in every direction in a fantasy realm that would make Tolkien cream his pants. Give it a try.

>>26079176

This is a crazy compliment. There are a lot of female grandmasters out there, most starting out very very young. Thankfully dads these days are cool as hell, for the most part, and all the new dads I see on normiebook always post about showing their girls cool stuff. My dad loved computers and always brought home cool games. "Be the dad of the girls you want to see in the world."

>>26079392
The 1 unit per tile allows for some more interesting combat strategies, but that is gimped by the lack of unit diversity and the super overpowered ranged units. Civ 4 had the best unit diversity, you had to have a very mixed army in order to minimize casualties.

>>26079361

Has anyone here ever beaten Turtles? It's fucking impossible.

>>26079423

No, Alpha Centauri is the best. Civ IV BTS is fabulous. Never played the mods though.

>>26079452

Wait sorry, misread. Centauri wasn't a franchise. But it so so should have been. Fuck beyond earth.

Hey I tried Crusader Kings 2, and I liked it.

I can't decide between going full reeee on muslims on a crusade or trying out Game of Thrones mod.

>>26079261
What is that blue eagle faction called then? Im pretty sure its the same thing ish

>>26079281
Honestly, Hearts of Iron 3 is horribly flawed, perhaps not as flawed as Superpower 2, but flawed.

>game 1
>give Western Theatre quite a lot, but concentrate on Russia
>look over to Western Theatre, and see they invaded England despite being put on defensive mode

>game 2
>give Western Theatre quite a lot, but concentrate on Russia
>what the hell, give Western Theatre everything they want, and put them on offensive mode
>Western Theatre sits in France

Here's hoping for a good Hearts of Iron 4.

>>26078754
>league of lulz
>good
FUCK OFF ROASTIE WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26078801
almost everyone who had a computer then played it fampai

>>26079496
>setting your armies to AI control

there's your problem you casual

>>26079452
fuck the seaweed fuck the seaweed fuck the seaweed. I pour bleach in the water irl when ever I see it.

>>26079496
You were probably automating the AI at the theatre level which isn't the smartest thing to do. Give your armies objectives and regularly update their stance.

Really though you should learn to micro manage, we're all autists here.

>>26078754
>streamer girl
>lowest of the low attention whore
>trying to shame men by calling names on a pakistani carpet weaving board
You're desperate for your daily dose of attention I see. But you're in the wrong place. We despise your kind here and you'll provoke no emotion but disgust from us. Better go back to your stream and keep teasing thirsty manginas.

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>No woman has ever played Geopolitical Simulator 4
>Most people here probably haven't even played it

You haven't lived until you've played as Netanyahu and funded terrorists cells throughout the US in an attempt to assassinate the President, seduced and fucked the female leader of a rival political party, and then NUKE THE SWEDES

>Sven Bjoqvist: "I will not rest until the eradication of ALL life in Israel!"

>>26078700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjRzLJfrOGQ

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>>26079552
SWEDEN -

INDESCRIBABLE CHAOS
FIELDS OF RUINS
FOREVER UNINHABITABLE

THE BOMB ALONE KILLED 1,840,000
THE SURVIVORS, ATROCIOUSLY BURNED OR MUTILATED BY THE RADIATION, CONTINUE TO WANDER ON THE ROADS WITH DAZED EYES!

>>26079077
>>26079038
Oh i remember calling the game stores looking for this and they all thought I was asking for Doom.

>>26078754
Hi Caslon

ITT: a bunch of faggy military strategy games

i play games to have fun, those aren't fun.

>>26079552

Are those railroads? If it has railroads I'm in.

>>26078700
What game is that? Google image search didn't give anything.

>>26079489
Atreides I think

>>26079582
Better stick to CoD or LOL normie. Probably more within your level of cognitive capabilities. Or maybe you should try to flex your attention span you ADHD riddled faggot.

click click click click click click

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>>26078898
>>26078900
>>26078925

I taught my mum how to play dwarf fortress. She builds a lot of cage traps

>>26079604
Anno 1404 I think

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>>26079555
>tfw she's a more efficient builder than you

>>26078900
what the fuck
blox-bloxing

>>26079318
Each province has 5 width. Each brigade takes up x width so you can only have so many brigades fighting from one province at a time. So an INF brigade has width of 1 which means you can have 5 of them fighting from one province, after that they count as reserve units and aren't part of the fight. Some units like artillery have 0 width and can be in combat without taking up width which is why the most common INF division is a combo of INF + ART or some other indirect support unit.

Why do people think hoi3 is hard. I play it when i want to paint the map

>>26079607
Then yeah its the same thing, just that emperor is newer and 3D

>>26079610
I don't like either of those, but nice try you stupid nigger.

>>26078898

Yeh no. Go read the Bay12 forums sometimes. There's a lot of chicks deep into that game. And Toady is a dreamboat which makes it even better. Actually it's a really easy game and I don't see why anybody with patience wouldn't enjoy it.

How about Unreal World? Any girls play that? Love it.

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women hate thought, complexity, and anything that involves skill. they are like animals and demand instant gratification. when confronted with failure they will crumble.

>>26079648
Why are you here? You're not engaging in discussion you're just deflecting. Literally get the fuck out.

>>26079661
My mum plays AoE2. Against AI, and she spams walls.

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No woman has the levels of autism capable for Hellmoo

>>26079678
double walls is a pro tactic

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>>26079586
Yep, this game has the most autistic amount of detail as far as how much it allows you to fine-tune all of the little aspects of your nation.

I'm so hyped for the new game that's coming out in a few months. It's getting even more autistic and now you will be able to control riot squads, kettle protesters,

http://www.power-and-revolution.com/news.php
http://www.power-and-revolution.com/new_features.php?langue=en

>Civil and military wargames in the cities : players can mobilize dissenting groups and paramilitary armies, or police and military forces depending on play as opposition leader or head of state. Confrontations in the cities are simulated with the finest details: maps of cities with their major buildings, squares and intersections (with specific maps of major capitals), tons of elements can be manipulated by players (protesters, hooligans with Molotov cocktails, armed extremists, rocket launchers, police brigades with clubs and tear gas grenades, police vans, helicopters, snipers, armoured vehicles...), set up barricades, play out scenarios of taking over a building (presidential residence, parliament, television studio, headquarters...), loot the banks or museums, strategic decisions (televised actions, army deployment, orders to fire at will, bombardment, dispersal...), contextual reactions of the people....
>Construction of international high-speed train lines with bilateral agreements between nations

>>26079678
>My mum plays AoE2
thats real cool bro
>she spams walls
>against AI
so in other words shes never really played the game
that shit doesnt work in a real match
go online and try wall spam

>>26079664
I think you ought to get out, honestly.

>>26079679

>soylent

nice

Is it a rogue-like?

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Elona is one of the most autistic roguelikes out there and it also has minor prostitution and death because of alien birth in it

>>26079720
>you get pregnant
lol

>>26079703
I'm not even autistic enough to play RTS games online. I prefer fun games, not ones that require you to memorize build orders

>>26079710
Think if Zork was a post apocalyptic MMO

>>26079679
>crack mansion
>propecia suites
lol

>>26079730
>I prefer fun games, not ones that require you to memorize build orders
> in reality im really shitty at that game, and i cant stand losing
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

>>26079661
>Complexity and thought
>Post a picture of Age of Empires

>>26079695

hnnng

Thank you robot. The description kind of reminds me of Toady's other game, Liberal Crime Squad. But LCS is more of an rpg. Gonna get geopolitical simulator for sure, despite the bad steam ratings.

>>26079729
>tell little girl slave she should drink from a well
>she is pregnant
>go back to a city
>alien rips through her stomach
>starts killing villagers
>go to another city
>come back later
>all villagers dead and aliens everywhere
>use a nuke on the city
It is a fun little game, just because of all the stuff it has, probably my favorite roguelike

>>26079720
Is that an rm2k3 game?

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>>26079763
>Complexity and thought

alright senpai
whats your idea of a complex and thoughtful game?
>ib4 dorf fortruss

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>>26079779
and speaking of rm games...

>>26079798
dorf fortruss

Recent bug fix patch 0.42.03:
>Stopped cats from dying of alcohol poisoning after walking over damp tavern floors and cleaning themselves (reduced effect)

>>26079779
It uses sprites etc. from different rpg maker versions, but it has its own engine

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>>26079823
you gunna answer the question

>>26079844
Cities: Skylines

>>26079861

Why are you baiting that whoman

>>26079861
KEK
go back to your sims clone you little fag

>>26079823

DF is complex for exactly one person: Toady

And maybe that other guy who is always fixing bugs just by reading memory

I still play age of empires 2 and stronghold crusaders twice a week because of wagecuckry after almost playing them for 10+ years

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no woman ever played this. i don't even think i've heard a woman even say the word "tactical" before, don't think they know what it means.
any RTT title, Fallout: Tactics, XCOM, Swat, etc

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World eating a burger with instead of a weaboo rice ball.

Autism simulators aren't fun.

>>26079885

XCOM is not RTT. But yes girls tend to avoid RTT

>>26078700

One of my absolute favorites of all time. So damn good.

>>26079899
>being this pedantic
and the sky isn't really blue, it's just the reflection of the ocean, right?

>>26078897
League sucks, youre wasting your time

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>>26078868

I didnt know anyone even played that game.
The idea behind the game was amazing but the fps is shit after you put more than 100 units on screen
the dynamic border thing was very pleasing to watch when conquering someone
I wish there was a more elaborate tutorial though because there is a bunch of things i never found out how to do in the game that the AI did so it was pretty hard to play

>>26079861
>i have no sense of aesthetics

>>26078754
man /r9k/ is so easy to bait

>>26079798
Distant Worlds, Crusader Kings and ya Dwarf Fortress.

>>26079920

The RT stands for Real Time right? You couldn't GET more turn-based than XCOM unless you're talking about the tiny fucking ufo chase minigame. Faaaagoooottttttt

>>26079945

All three of those games are incredibly easy but yes, there is a lot of complex potential there. I was pissed at how easy Distant Worlds was. MOO was harder. Crusader Kings is disgustingly fun though. Everybody should play it.

>>26079995
but it's still tactical, right? so you're just splitting hairs out of autism, right?
i'm not gonna call something TBT just because some autist is uncomfortable with the accuracy of a more established term.
fuck off, aspburgers.

>>26080018

Real time has a well-established meaning, and everything about RT play requires different skills than turn-based. Nobody would ever and I mean ever call XCOM RT except you.

>>26079945
idk man RTS can be pretty challenging and complex
i remember a guy microing trebs to stop elephants

never had much interest in turn based strategy

>>26079612
That's really cute to be quite honest

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Larry is original.

>>26080026
i didn't call Xcom by its self RT, i lumped it in with other games that are tactical, that's what makes you even more autistic. it's method of expression, i didn't say, "well, Xcom is real time".
>inb4 you start arguing with me about semantics because you're butthurt about your OCD and autism
you're not even telling me anything i don't already know, lol.

>>26079555
>female
jk I miss her so much

>>26080039

Does leisure suit larry still hold up today?

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This, I reckon. The grandfather of the Men of War series, SHOWII

I used to play 6-8 hour games of civ5 online, those were the days , 5-8 dedicated players playing wee into the night developing strategies and perfecting the best builds/civs.

I honestly think i can beat anyone in civ5 multiplayer

>>26080063
I used to whomp my brother on this like every single day

original MOW has really shitty team balance

it's like Germany >>> USA > Britain > Russia........ > Japan

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>>26080044

I hope all the females in this thread are laughing at you right now, for being so wrong and mad about it

>>26080039
>>26080052

My ex loved to play Larry and the Sims, about 10 years ago.

Yes there are going to be some games women haven't played because the majority of gamers are male. So what?

>>26080081
autists point out stupid shit all the time, girls don't care.
also: you didn't need a comma in that sentence and you forgot the period.

>>26080073
First of all, rockets. Second, mods. At least for soldiers. By the time men of war came out I'd moved to different genres. My lil bro plays AS2, though. Incredible how I could just jump straight in and play with almost zero men of war experience. They really nailed the platoon/company-level RTT formula, IMO.

>>26080066
tfw civ 5 multiplayer is dead

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>>26079899
Is this you in that picture?

>>26080008
Distant Worlds is really as hard as you make it. It is kind of a let down just how much control itll let you turn over to the computer though.

>>26080135
Not that guy, but do you know what "real-time" means? As opposed to "turn-based"?

>>26080102
>because the majority of gamers are male
Technically majority of gamers are female but vast majority of them only play mobile games like candy crush etc.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/sep/18/52-percent-people-playing-games-women-industry-doesnt-know

never knew any vagina owner playing mappainting simulator 4.0 aka EUIV either

>>26080161
Yes, I know what real time means. Yes, XCOM is not real time.
However, XCOM is tactical, it is a tactical game, my point is women don't play tactical games.
Any other pointless responses you'd like to add?

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Love it.

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>>26080190

Girls play XCOM. It's easy and well-known.

>>26080200
If only it was as simple as Defender of the Crown I might be able to get in to it.

>>26080202
It's easy? Okay bro, please just go back to /b/. Your trolling is soooooo bad.

>>26080168
Oh ok...that's disappointing. Of all the games to play...mobile games... really nigga?

>>26080134
Where's the face from the tfw?

>>26080216

Are you a girl, yourself, perhaps? X-COM was hard, XCOM is easy.

>>26080221

It's moms. I don't think younger women play mobile games that much. They'd rather troll tinder, or else they're playing normal pc games.

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>>26080211
You should watch 1-2 videos and give it another try

>tfw you successfully defend against 2 full Timurid armies just to get crushed by the third.

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>>26080222
Checked. Didn't know "that feel when" needed a face. Shit mayn.

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>>26078849
>>26079937
>>26079572
>>26079547
>>26079516
>>26079019
>>26078880
when will people learn to just not respond to b8?

>>26078953
Interceptor is the best of the original series

>>26080251
Well wojak plays the perfect part, its like desert after a tendies dinner.
It's not required but its appreciated.

>>26080274

You were thinking of >mfw. It's okay to be an oldfag. Preferable even.

>>26078897
Modern day gamers play casual shit on their phone. Or in best case, FPS and sport games on PS4 and Xbone.

MMO is mostly for kids with too much time or autistic enough to play something different.

>>26080251
tfw doesn't need a face

I wish more girls played Mechwarrior.

>>26080280
I also spelled dessert incorrectly.

>>26079117
You mean otome and yaoi VS and shitty indie games made by SJWs?

>>26078705
>Fembot here
>I don't have enough time to learn all this

what did she mean by this?

>>26079886
Alex Kidd is a japanese game in asian-like setting you autistic american.

>>26080168
Videogames (the good ones) will always be a man's thing,I never bother to talk to a female about them because Im 100% sure it won't be worth it

>>26080332

That probably wasn't really a fembot. But my impressions of DOTA lead me to believe it is time-consuming and sucks all ambition out of its players

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>>26079496
>wanting the game to play itself
Yeah, I'm sure you'll enjoy Heart of Casuals IV. Far fewer tiles so your brain doesn't hurt, heavily abstracted resources, drawing broad lines for your armies instead of actually arranging the specifics of theatre warfare, it's perfect for you.

Don't forget to buy the 10th EU4 expansion!!!
t. Johan

Femanon here and I play Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse unironically. Fight me faggots.

fembot here

thanks for the game recommendations guys, i'll have a lot to do for the next few weeks, cheers

>>26080419
We already know women are basically chidren.

>>26079555
>looking at anno like a puzzle game
Hm, that's actually a cool way to think of it.

>>26080445
>>26080419
It's okay, here's the reply you were looking for you attention whore

>>26080382
hello /gsg

>>26080419
ill fight you with my cock

>>26080454
Bout time, beta!

>>26079695
Wait, are you saying a game is actually getting MORE autistic with time? FINALLY, an answer t the question of what to play now that Paracucks is catering to casuals.

I've been meaning to try this out for a while, think it's about time.

>>26080382
actually nevermind
you are schooling some casual fag

>>26078801

Goddamn I miss SSI.

>>26079920
I don't remember exactly why the sky is blue (I know it has something to do with being higher frequency but there's also some reason why it's not violet so idk), but the ocean is definitely not blue, in fact it only sometimes looks blue because of reflection from the sky. As I recall, water, like mirrors, is very very slightly green.

>>26080540
How can oceans be green if our eyes aren't green?

>>26080540
Completely off topic but it's the angle that light hits the atmosphere, that's why sunrise/set is orange/red/pink

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>>26078686

Don't take too long in the tutorial levels.

>>26079945
>crusader kings
I mean, it's not simplistic, but come on even EU4 is more difficult. I saw a guy wipe out literally every Karling in 10 years without going to war. Granted he was an exceptionally good player, but for really good games system mastery doesn't just hand you an easy victory. Try watching DDRJake's current EU4 campaign, still a relatively easy game but leaps and bounds above CK2.

>>26080554
That a terrible explanation, the angle dictates which frequencies can get through the atmosphere, with longer waves being deflected at the sunrise/set angle and shorter waves being blocked when they hit directly

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>>26079552
Is that John Oliver on the right?

>>26080247
>I don't think younger women play mobile games that much
They do. I was in HS when flappy bird was big, wanted to blow my brains out when they'd pass around their phones comparing high scores, regularly heard them call themselves gamers. Like, "just saw ride along 2 that makes me a film buff right guise XD"

>>26080249
try fighting mordor in the third age mod, nothing but orcs

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>>26080465
hallo

>>26080487
I'm glad you appreciate it, comrade.

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>>26080643
I don't even care anymore, just posting /gsg/ memes.

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I never met even one girl that likes beat 'em up games.

>>26080669

Mortal Kombat and Streetfighter are games that pleb-tier girls play. Do those count? Not familiar with the beat 'em up genre.

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>>26080664
t. wally wiggler

>>26080682
MK and SF are fighting games, beat 'em ups are usually like side scrolling platformers where you just kill endless amount of enemies to progress.

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>>26080691
t. pure blooded german king

>>26080669
Beat Final Fight with my gf this afternoon.
We've also played through Shadow over Mystara and Castle Crashers.

>>26080682
Beat 'em Up is like a fighting game but generally 1 on 1 with human opponents rather than a shitload of cpu opponents.

>>26080682
>Not familiar with the beat 'em up genre.
Ever heard of Double Dragon? Final Fight? Street of Rage?

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>>26080713
I hate krauts who disagree with me but I hate other countries even more.

>>26080691
>paradox games are so complex man
>bro this is so complicated
>dude this is insane i dont have time for this shit

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This to be honest with you, family member

>>26080733
Fuck off normie scum

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>>26080063
My man
Used to play that almost every day back in 2006-2011.
Even now it's a great game too bad the online is dead

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>>26078705
>Dota
>Not a game for colossal virgins
>Dota player calling a WWII Grand Strat a game for losers and virgins

Just because you're a female doesn't mean you're not a total loner with v plates.

>>26078801
I play Panzer Corps, really good unofficial spinoff of this if you haven't seen it.

friendly reminder that if the game has a GUI there will be normies playing
for this reason I only play MUDs and MUCKs over irc

Street fighter 3rd strike has an insane learning curve, normie repellent

>>26079020
Yeah well nobody plays RO1 anymore

>>26081021
It's not even that hard

Turd Strike is normie bait because "epik Daigo parry xD"

>>26081021
There are always some girls playing third strike at a nearby arcade

>>26081056
I am over existence. SfV needs to be more lewd to repel normies. I don't even like it I just don't DUDE BROS IN MY FIGHTING GAMES

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>>26078686
no casuals allowed

>>26081080
I even know a few girls who play stuff like Arcana Heart, Xrd and Gundam VS, but I live in nippon

>>26081080
Lewd doesn't scare normies away, Mortal Kombat sells like hotcakes to normies even though every girl looked likes a prostitute

>>26078700
Is this Bruxelles' Grand Place?

>>26081118
Yeah but in mkx they looked like realistic whores. In sf they look like anime/cartoon whores plus r.mika's ass slap rubbed a lot of normies the wrong way until they changed it

I spent a reasonable amount of time in the online Football Manager "community" and never came across a girl

The combination of sports and severe autism is a high barrier for them

>>26080800
Pewdiepie and some other youtubers played this
Its pretty good, dont think i got anywhere past the level after those frog guys (Level 4?) though

>>26081197
First level is jungle ruins, second level is frog people in atlantis and third I never got to

>>26081084
FO1 + 2, as well as Morrowwind and Oblivion are the literal VEGANISM of video games.

Tell someone you played Skyrim?
>"OH MAN I PLAY OBLIVION/MORROWIND IT'S SO MUCH BETTER, SKYRIM WAS SHIT MAN LET ME TELL YOU WHY MY OPINION IS RIGHT"

>>26081084
I tough about this, but I don't know. I suppose at least a few females played this game, or is this really that scary to them?

Excellent taste by the way.

>>26079661
I used to play this game with my sister and even my mom when I was a child. So you are definitely wrong on this one

They weren't very good. I was really bad as well but light years ahead of them.

It would be me and the 2 of them on a team against my moms boyfriend and he was probably about average and just spanked the fuck out of us. Only time I beat him was an elaborate strategy (pretty advanced for someone that's like 10 years old) of catapulting a path through the woods and surprising the fuck out of him.

I think he was complacent because of how shitty we were and didn't expect the mongol catapult trojan horse cutting through the woods

Meanwhile my mom and sisters were building farms upon farms and "horseys" and picked civs based off of which ones made their villagers sound funniest

>>26079496
I am a trained and certified Hearts of Iron 3 pro and I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about before I checked the replies. Why the fuck are you assigning control of your armies to the AI in a war game you nigger

>>26079661
Dude my wife plays AoEII.

Her ELO ranking is 1850. It's insane.

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>>26078812
Fiona is this u?

>>26081240
I never played Morrowind but I did enjoy Oblivion more than Skyrim.
Because the latter sucks.

But it is all about waiting for KC:D now.

>>26081240
Fuck off Morrowind is great. Skyrim wasn't shit, but it's biggest advantages were it's environment design and music. Very pretty game. I'm not even being demeaning.

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This is the most autistic shooter ever

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>>26078715
As you did for the Vacuous Rom
Grant us eyes, Grant us eyes
Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse
our beastly idiocy

>>26081479
People usually play it at lan parties here, so girls probably played it too

>>26078742
Thats a warhammer 40,000 game?

PC game thread it is

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That would be my penis

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Something tells me that there isn't a single gamer gurl that has ever even heard of this game.

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nijedna

It is hard to say OP, at this point every game has been touched because I'm a gamer grill too :D!
Maybe the most obscure shit, in the line of fo1/2 like someone already posted, plus HoI games

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My 60 years old mother is playing:
-Warcraft 3 (+ Frozen Throne)
-The Settlers
-Moon Tycoon
-Alien Nations 2
-text roleplaying games
-She helped me getting answers on riddles in Icewind Dale II when I was a little brat
Is she cool?

>>26081696
No, because you came out of her vagina

Hide the soul.

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Any real Rougelike really.

>>26081696

Yes. She is cool.

My grandma was the first person in my family to own a computer and purchased DOOM and all the cool pinball games to start. And she's not even a quarter as cool as your grandma.

>>26081739

A literal girl brought up Unreal World in this thread before you did. Sorry.

>>26081741

Mom, I mean.

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>>26081752
I up her Unreal World with IVAN

>>26081739

Also, as far as roguelikes go, Nethack not only has female players but female developers too. Even difficult roguelikes are not that difficult. Just relatively obscure. Too easy for girls to into.

Any variety of train simulator games. Trains are usually an autistic male thing.

>>26079336
it's more like it's glorifying how men hobble around like apes, submitting to their primitive thoughts on aggression and masculinity. In a lot of ways men never left the caves we once lived in

>>26081741
nice, mate
btw my father only play in boring, flash games like Dr Mario or match-3 games.

>>26081808

Sid Meier has a strong girl following and his train games are the shit. And Chris Sawyer made easy games. Do you have any truly autistic train game recommendations for girls who want to trains?

>>26081696
>Ask dad what he did during service in post war Bosnia
>''Me and my co-workers played Doom all day''
Not related but, he had one of the first Macs, and it was signed by Steve Gates and some other people, the fucker threw it in the trash.
He regrets it to this day.

>>26081780

>>26081780

As a feminine this is the first game in the thread I haven't played or even heard about. GG robot.

>>26081858


I played Railroad Tycoon 1,2, and 3 along with Microsoft Train Simulator.

I found 3 to be the most beautiful out of all of them and extra cozy. I'd prefer 2 due to its retro design and compact nature

>>26081886

Which MTS? They all have such bad reviews on Steam but all the complaints are about bugs. Which ones are worth fighting bugs?

>>26081875
Holy shit i won!
Whats the prize?

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Never heard a woman on mic playing this, but most users don't use the mic.

>>26081227
I got through it all. It's fucking hard and I had to sink about 100 hours into it

>>26078686
Great game. Love it. Also no normies which is even better. Normally women who attempt to play strategy games end up playing worse than a 5th grader from my experience.
>>26078953
This. Women are fucking awful at everything except cooking (citation needed) and fucking. I honestly wish I lived under a monarchy were the king will completely ban women from using video games and computers and take all their rights away because they don't need them nor do they deserve them.

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This game is the ultimate female repellent. Even the most autistic ones will never play it for longer than 5 seconds.

>wahh 600 page manual, too complex

>>26081084
Fallout was really good, atmosphere sucked me in. Game feels dark and lonely. Don't see much about it that would keep anyone from playing it other than the iso view which a lot of people hate for some reason. It's not very hard.

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>>26081921

i- i guess you can have this rare vintage apple bear mem. im not using it. sorry for the disappointment.

>>26081518
Uni Bremen?

ITT: Random obscure games which doesn't have a mainstream audience therefore no wimmenz xd

>>26081983
But it has a male audience, so your logic is shit

>>26081973
Thats one hell of a rare meme.

>>26081977
Uni Bielefeld

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>>26078686
Females are casuals at vidya games.

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everytime I read a thread like this it reminds me how fucking autistic you people are :)

>>26082010
which autistic post stands out in particular

>>26078705
kek .. implying any opinion of yours matters. All you're good for is taking cock and complaining ..


now go back to casual crashers and let the men talk about things that confuse you by name alone

>>26081739
The UnReal devs are fucking great, they live in their own shack in the middle of the wood, no girls allowed

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>>26079038
this game is still sexy. Hmm I think i'll go install and play thru it again.

>be grill
>perusing this thread
>fucking casuals everywhere
>realize betamales don't even play steel battalion
>kek
>welp time to educate these primitive excuses for human beings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kak00UsjxRg

Simgirls.

>tfw I actually paid for Simgirls 2
>tfw scammed by a nip

>>26082064
That game was absolutely shit

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>>26079190
agreed. I don't recognize this game at all.

Feel like im missing out on some gaming time today

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>>26079229
oh hell yes another ootp player.
Good taste anon

>>26079555
Her Anno vids are actually what made me buy the game.

my dick is a game too
so maybe my dick

>>26082099

this is 100% the true and honest winner of the thread

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>>26082032
>which one stands out the most
I don't want to have to pick, the whole thread is a joy :)

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>>26082064
But anon, I even have the controller at home

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>>26079552
wait the 4th game is out?

Well shiiiit today just got better! I love me some GS

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>>26082064
>i'm a grill btw
Ask your doctor is bleach is right for you.

>>26082064
>mechwarrior copy
>for consol
>calling anyone a casual

wymin everyone

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War in the Pacific: Admirals Edition
Game starts on Dec 7th 1941. Each turn represent a day and takes around an hour. Ergo, if you were to play an hour a day every day it would take over 3 years to play a full match. Even /hist/ won't touch this game. There's no way in hell as any girl has even so much as tried it.

>>26082130
that thumbnail looked like a certain amphibian when I saw it.

>>26082135
mechwarrior lacks any depth ayyyyy lamo

Dwarf Fortress

Probably quite a few other of the less user-friendly roguelikes

>>26082146

Keeping up with the whims of the devs is the part that requires skill. -a grill lmao, btw

>>26082139
So it's an even more autistic version of HoI mixed with that insane board game focused on the African theatre set in the Pacific? I think I'm in love.

Is it fun tho?

>>26078686
No. Podcat on the Paradox team is a girl and she has most certainly played it. HOI is pleb tier.

>>26082160

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

DF requires 30 minutes on a wiki to learn the controls and then it is IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE. Have you played that shit recently? Invasions were cucked, sieges were cucked, even the goddamn carp were cucked

>>26082160
>no female HAS EVER PLAYED
>not reading the thread title
>being this beta

>>26082169
>So it's an even more autistic version of HoI mixed with that insane board game focused on the African theatre set in the Pacific? I think I'm in love.
I used to play HOI until I started Witp 3 years ago. Haven't looked back since.
>Is it fun tho?
I think so. It's so immensely in depth and complicated but realistic that it feels real. It's the closest thing you'll get to managing WWII as an Admiral or general.

>>26078883
dude lmao are you fucking blind? That's fallout 1.

Anyone who mentions DF in this thread from here on out is revealing themselves as sucking at games in general and not realizing that toady is a sex magnet to women

>>26082177
>its her job to "play" it

dismissed
try again

>>26082064
>console fps for kiddies
>anything but mainstream
At least you didn't come up with COD that's a relief.

god fucking dammit i would kill for the opportunity to live in toady's closet and cook him healthy meals every day and rub his shoulders while he ignores me and tweaks joint tension strength in kea feet

Anything with a GUI is still too casual and in danger to be sullied by the long-nailed claws of a female.