>Your parents had such high hopes for you >You were supposed

I know that gay blowjob!

Puberty

When I was about 12 I stalked a neighbor girl just on the off chance of seeing her naked. This led to me becoming socially isolated and eventually dropping out of school, which led to me becoming a useless neet who watches anime all day.

If I wasn't a creepy autist who went to stupid lengths to get off then my life would be completely different.

They were selfish to create life. They took a gamble and they lost, now they have to deal with the consequences.

>>26078044
>You will never help restore the Holy Roman Empire
Of all the feels on God's green Earth, that feels the most.

>>26078081
I'm sure everyone does at this point.

Canceled my LSAT score because I was a perfectionist and had doubt.
Didn't go to law school. Won't be big shot defense lawyer saving mom and dad from the retirement home.

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>>26078096
Truest words ever said tbhq.

>>26078097
There has to be a way,

maybe in a hundred years, when everybody is a fucking socialist shit and europe is overrun by muslims, people will wake up

Luckily my parents are so overly concerned with what a bitch my sister is that I fly under the radar and am seen as the good one.

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Finally a thread where I can bask in the tears of NEETS

thank you op

when I was 14 or so, I guess?
>it doesn't matter that I haven't gotten to know anyone new in like 2 years, I still have my friends from primary school, they're great
>acne? whatever man, it'll go away, I don't need to do anything about it
>I'll get a girlfriend eventually, I don't need to talk to girls yet
>I'm doing so well in school, why would I bother learning how to study properly for exams?

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>staring at picture for a good 5 minutes getting stressed out thinking about how embarassing it must have been to accidentally leave the flash on when sneaking a picture of a celebrity
>tune back into the real world and look in the background
god bless sleep deprivation, makes things way funnier

>>26078044

Right about the time the recession hit.

I was born, entered this world with high hopes, forgot to come out shooting.

>>26078081
Did you also see the bear to the right of it

>ywn mend the Great Schism
>ywn restore the Roman Empire
>not even the Eastern Roman Empire for fuck's sake

pontifeels maximus

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>>26078044
>Holy Roman Empire
Why would I want a fragmented group of German states surrounding a weak monarchy to exist again? LEARN YOUR FUCKING HISTORY YOU GODDAMN SIMP

>>26078139
same
i keep to myself and try to not disturb them but sister es big bitcho and im still mommies favorite

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>>26078044
>ywn help restore the Holy Roman Empire

>be 14
>develop crush on 8 year old girl
All downhill from there. If I weren't such a coward, I'd have left this world a decade ago.

But my sister is a fat nigger loving whore, so a wagecuck toilet scrubbing retard like me looks pretty good in my family.

>>26078287
This. The Roman Empire is probably what he wanted. HRE was pretty lame after Charlemagne died. Though honestly, the Roman Republic was probably the most glorious of all.

>>26078115
>Canceled my LSAT score because I was a perfectionist and had doubt.

What were your scores in your last 5 practise tests? Very likely you scored within 3 points of that.