Would you date a girl that has had sex with dogs?

No desu family

>>26065904
Yes I would.
Blozxxx

>>26065904
i am dog so hell yea

>>26065904
if she was this pretty? of course.

>>26065904
>implying you'll ever know if she has had sex with one, unless she lets you know herself.

Yeah as long as i can do it too

>>26065904
Fuck yeah because I'm a closet depraved POS. How do I go about finding these girls when I attend my daily life masquerading as a normie?

>>26066122

I wonder how many girls who have dogs end up doing sexual things with them

>>26065904
what kind of dog are we talking about? if its a chivava its fine by me

>>26065904
>getting cucked by fido thundercock
>never being able to give her the knot
>catch her one day getting fucked by a lab or a golden retriever.

Why the fuck would anybody put themselves through this desu

>>26065904
No, I can't compete with Rex Thunderknot.

>>26065904
If she looked like that yes

Bloks

>>26066279

>not having her suck you off while Fido knots her asshole

>>26066179
Probably about the same as the number of men who have dogs and do sexual things with them. I'd be very surprised if it was even as large as 0.1% of all female dog owners.

If you are a virgin, there are women who have had sex with dogs but would not have sex with you.

Some estimates say that 3.6% of women engage in zoophilia. In all likelihood, many /r9k/ers have been rejected by a woman who regularly has sex with animals.

Doesn't this kill your self-esteem? If you're a male virgin, many women LITERALLY find you less sexually appealing than an animal.

>>26066179
It's usually fat ugly chicks who do it, cause no man wants to fuck them

>>26066402
>Some estimates say that 3.6% of women engage in zoophilia
and those estimates are full of shit

>>26065904
Only if she agreed to have a threesome with me

>>26066446
If fucking niggers counts, then it could be believable.

>>26066424

The internet offers a surprisingly large amount of evidence to the contrary

>guys on this board would rather date a girl who has fucked a dog than a girl who hss fucked another human male

this is why you're all gonna die alone

>>26066446

That was according to the Kinsey Report.

One study found that 55% of psychiatric patients have engaged in zoophilia, and considering that robots on here tend to like going for "quirky" slightly damaged girls, chances are people here have been cucked by a dog.

>>26066446

Yeah, it's probably more

>>26065904
>tfw oneitis loves dog sex
>needle dick
>tfw cannot provide knot cock for oneitis

>>26066462
>thinking fucking animals isn't a fucked up white trash 2edgy4u fetish

>>26066479
yeah, and psychiatric patients are also notorious for lying to be special snowflakes. there's no hard numbers on the subject, don't pretend there is. every "study" that comes out on it contradicts the last

>>26066539

You sound angry.

Did you get raped by a dog?

a study found that women who fucked dogs had a higher chance of cervical cancer, with a higher risk of penile cancer in the dog

not to mention that it's not natural, the dog's cock isn't designed to fuck a human vagina. many times it will result in the bone in their dick being broken/fractured and causing behavior issues along with pain. plus the dogs usually end up as terrified submissive shits or horribly aggressive with unmanageable behavior

why would anyone want to be with someone who has so many issues that they resort to diddling their dog to feel special?

>>26066573
no, it's just stupid that people think there's any real statistic on the subject

and that people who fuck their animals are degenerates

>>26066360
I know several dudes who have said they let their dog lick their dick. I wonder how many girls have let dogs lick their pussy.

>>26065904
anyone else notice a surge in beast threads recently? i wonder what happened. was it that youtube video making people curious about it and watching zoo porn?

>>26066681

?

What youtube video?

>>26066721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

has nearly a million and a half views so it probably got some attention on social media or something

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>mfw I remember when I had my dog lick my balls and dick

>>26066781
louis ck did it and joked about it. he's famous and nobody cared so don't worry about it

I found some weird video yesterday of some Latin teens getting a dog to jump on them and they were pretending to grind them.
Deep YouTube. Don't bother searching for it.

>>26066768

i wish i was her dog

>>26065904
>Would you date a girl that has had sex

not seriously no

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>>26065904
Yes, I have an odd attraction to girls who are trashy/have low selm esteem and by extension, lower standards.

Like, when it comes to girls who will only deign to date some roided up Thindercock fair enough, who am I to compete against Chad? Some bollocks-licking Border Collie however? Well I don't mean to toot my own trumpet but I think I stand a fighting chance

>>26065904
It is definitely a negative, but it depends how appealing she is in other ways.

anybody remember those videos of...I want to say it was titled something like "Thanks to Shiloh" or some name like that, and it was a girl, filmed perpendicular to her and her dog, fucking. Probably motherless.

I would lose all respect for her but I don't want a long term relationship, so I would try and get her to fuck a dog on camera while wearing fake ears and a tail and telling me what a worthless whore she is until it's over.

I'm only getting more far gone with perversion with time, at this point I kinda just want a gf so I can get her to do degrading things.

>>26066476
>this is why you're all gonna die alone
This why you need to GET OUT, normie

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At this point I'd date literally anyone

Dogs are smalltime, I want a gf that gets plowed by mr ed

>>26065904
Fuck no.
That's insane.

>>26065904
>date
Debatable.
>sex
yes.

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>mfw /trash/ zoophile threads
Jesus Christ do they grow it seriously saddens me someone could look at a duck and want to fuck it