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I was just now laying in bed shitposting on my phone, when I

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I was just now laying in bed shitposting on my phone, when I suddenly felt like something was staring directly at me.

I opened my camera app and took a picture because I was scared to get up, and this is what I saw. I'm under the covers now and it's still staring at me FUCKING HELP ME
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OP THIS BETTER BE A JOKE THATS SCARY AS SHIT SOMEONE LIGHTEN UP THE PIC
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>>26057753
This isn't /x/, anon.
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>>26057753
isnt that one of the masks from the rayman games???
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>>26057753
I ain't opening that shit at this hour, what is it?
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>>26057753
ask the ghost to hold a timestamp so we know it's real.
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>>26057779
I'm still under the covers and I can hear a faint breathing just a foot or two past my face

Fuck I'm so scared right now
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Is that a mirror?
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>>26057995
No I don't know what the fuck it is

I'm going to burst out of my covers and start swinging though wish me luck
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looks like a very old cabbage patch kid, but let me know what's going on, lol
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>>26058002
Hope you get spooked.
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>>26058012
Shit that doesn't look like a cabbage patch kid... What if there's actually some spooky shit going down in OP's room?
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>>26057753
Watch out OP, he's a very bad podracer pilot.
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It was always there...watching..lurking.
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>>26058035
Doooooh.. ..Ahhhhhhh.
This is now a Star Wars Episode 1 pod racing thread. Sorry OP. Maybe in the next lifeu. Ben is the worst pod racer.
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>>26058027
I hope not, why is his pic so small though, assuming he's posting with an iphone you'd expect a bigger picture.
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In the original pic. Does anyone see a line of text at the bottom?
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What the fuck are you a little girl?
Summon your ancestors.
Picture Teddy Roosevelt.
Picture Leo from the Revenant.
Throw those covers off and come out ready for a fight.
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>>26057753

rip senpai, at least go out swingin
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If you are living in America, why dont you own a gun.
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How do you get oxygen, when you are under the blanket?
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Surely he's a weirdo.
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OP you should try spinning thats a good trick
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>>26058068
I don't see any text.
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no text, I don't know maybe I'm going full retard for this but I can see two strange faces, one on the forehead, the other on the cheek very close to its "mouth"
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Is OP kill?

Rip
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Poke your erect penis out of the sheet in the direction of the thing.
See if it will succ
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Imagine if it would actually suck.

That would be creepy as fuck.
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R u kill
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>>26058012
Can someone make this more brighter?
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O shet
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>>26058194
It would be good if it did.
Take a chance Op you might get your first free bj.
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Don't worry guys, he's just telling OP something.
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Op got
>the succ
>fucking terminated
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Fuck so I punched it and it's face was mushy and it squealed like a pterodactyl and I ran to the bathroom and have all the lights on and can hear it moaning and it's right outside the door
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Oh shit...

It's the "SHIIIEEEET" Nigger meme come to life.

The memes are attacking.
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>>26058292
Moaning? It's had the succ now it's ready for the fuck. Don't give it blue balls you faggot.
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>>26057753
file name is "image"
if it was a phone file it wouldnt be imgage it would be IMG_numbershere
nice try op
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>>26058328
iPhone files always post as "image.jpg," retard.
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looks like a penis
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>>26058364
You have a really weird looking penis.
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>>26058344

Not even apart of this thread and he is telling the truth

Posted from iPhone
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>>26058328
he could also rename it .. facepalm
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I was just now laying in bed shitposting on my phone, when I suddenly felt like something was staring directly at me so i took a selfie. pic related
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>>26058411
God what an ugly normie.
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>>26058411
>IMG_3030.png
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>>26057753
that's a moth you dumb mother fucker
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i-i-i t-t-tried to lighten it
spooky
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>>26058477
Fucking Ben Quadinaro. I knew OP was full of shit.
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I managed to lighten it a bit OP
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>>26058501
>Ben Quadinaro
FUCKing LOl
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It's Quadrinaro! His podracer has four engines and EXPLODED. Can't spook me with that vanilla shit nigga! You need Gasgano at least to spook me out! Sebulba never frightened me because he is very small.
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you got visited by the spirit of ape
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>>26058477
>lights.jpg

CAMERA
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OPs incident sounds like this right now.
https://youtu.be/-rRCH1v-pYE
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>>26058566
>be 1997
>someone invites you to go behind the scenes on the first star wars prequel
>walk into the studio and george lucas is doing this voice into a mic
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>>26058511
FUCK YOU NIGGER

this is still the only scare that really got me in a movie
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>>26057753
SUP OhhhPeee
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>>26058666
whats the movie called?
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>>26058758
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
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>>26058758
Insidious

only scary movie from the Paranormal Activity guys, everything else they made is unspooky trash
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OH FUCK guys. I just bursted out the bathroom and hit that thing again. I am now running away from my house and I called the police. I might be safe now. I will keep you posted guys.
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>>26058921
Op is dead now
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>>26058781
protip; jar jar binks is the phantom menace and a sith lord
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