>Getting a gf would be easy if I _________. complete

didn't hate myself

wasn't on /r9k/

was normal

Was someone else

was Chad

already had one

were a normalslime

had a bigger dick
,,,,

>>26053698
"applied myself" is the only valid response

>>26053732
just turn off the computer :)

didn't have legit brain damage and not stutter after every few words

Talked to people
.

>>26053698
wasn't me.

>>26053698

got bored of my current one

>>26053698
had a library card

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I can't answer that in a sentence :/

>>26053698
Weren't a hebephile

went outside

was happy

>>26053698
wasn't autistic

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>>26053698
kill in the name of allah

please don't raid me fbi it's a joke

>>26053698
wasn't a faggot

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>>26053698
wouldn't be myself

>>26053698
didn't already have one.

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weren't purely motivated to do anything out of fear

had a decent job and no beer belly

was willing to date outside my race despite my town getting flooded with fucking shitskins

>>26053698
had confidence

>>26053793
Underrated content from our robot god

didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990

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>>26053833
>>26053788
>Mfw when everyone knows your full of shit.

Fuck off Libereddit

>>26053865
1992 tell me where were you?

>>26053698

were white

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>>26053798
>didn't live in the US
ftfy

Seriously, fuck the states. If you want to legally fuck and marry 1415yo qt's, you need to learn a foreign language and get the fuck out.

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Had a car. Literally impossible without one

Could stop hating the world for long enough to recognize beauty and emotion once more.

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had a normal brain, a normal face, and a normal personality

Half the thread is consumed by self pity and the other blames the world for their problems.

Question: how will you address these flaws?

>>26053698

Cleaned up.

I need to groom myself, I look like a half-starved diseased junkie.

I wouldn't let me suck my own dick if I got paid for it the way I look now.

Was more unique looking.

>>26054135
Eventual suicide, most likely. But VR anime seems like an easier solution. Fuck society.

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were rich, because that's all women care about

>Question: how will you address these flaws?
I could try becoming someone I'm not, but that seems to be a rather poor solution

I already pre-ordered an Oculus Rift. I will plug myself into the wall and disappear

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>>26054135
I see no flaw in being a hebephile. I may take issue with US law, but I will not whine and blame them. I intend to take the logical course of action and move to a country where my preferences are considered normal/acceptable. That is all.

weren't afraid of intimacy and wasn't averse to physical human contact.

>>26053698
could work

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>>26053698
Tried

>>26054252
do you even want a girlfriend?

>>26053698
had handsome face genetics

>>26054294
I fantasize about it like everyone here, but I think if push came to shove I wouldn't be able to handle having one. For one, I think I'd recoil as soon as she tries to touch me and on the other hand I'm so used to being by myself that I can't really imagine having someone with me all the time.

>>26053698
>>Getting a gf would be easy if I _________.
wasn't afraid of rejection probably

>>26053698
... I had my shit together

>>26053698
had my own job, money, social skills, apartment, or anything to offer desune

>>26053725
Wasn't a Sperglord faggot.

>>26054327
Same here. I had a coworker grab my shoulder and it felt so fucking weird.

>>26054179

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/02/21/magazine-asks-japanese-women-if-theyd-rather-date-an-ugly-millionaire-or-unemployed-hottie/

was on redit and not on the websit lol sorry for my not english

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>>26053698
could go to a college where the vast majority of girls didn't already have boyfriends

could speak my native language.

>>26054409
After 4 years of working I've kinda gotten used to that kind of touch across a small surface area, but the thought of someone rubbing their whole body against me sounds absolutely terrifying.

>>26053760
How big are you?

I have been muted for 2 seconds

Lost weight. ORIGINAL COMMITMENT

>>26054723
Only 7.5" :(

>>26054723
6.5 x 5.5 dicklet

>>26054770
You idiot. That's well above average. At least come up with better excuses.

cured my incurable disease of unknown cause

>>26054723
5x5

Fuck the other baiters.

>>26053698
Wasn't born with a faulty body.

>>26053698
Well, I have a 4.5" when erect penis so I don't actually want a GF - the shame would kill me every time we had sex.

>>26054959
Same here, and I'm about 6'3. Think about what the stacies would say about a dude that size with a 4 inch dick.

>>26053698
1. Lowered my standards.(impossible, since I can't date someone I'm not sexually attracted to)

2. Got plastic surgery to look like a Chad/prettyboy.

3. JUST BEE MYSELF. IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE BRO.

Didn't have awful skin and low self esteem stemming from that

>>26053698
was an entirely, completely different person.

>>26053698
>getting a gf would be easy if I actually talked to people

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I wasn't a schizoid.

tried.....

oringinala

>>26053698
wasn't a creepy-looking weirdo normie-wannabe unable to bond strongly to anyone.

I just wanted to be able to make new friends without being awkward or just someone who people express fake social sympathy. I can't even talk sincerely to myself at this point and I don't know what I expect from life anymore.

>>26055178
is that richmond city

was a fufkcing normie

>>26053698
stop thinking about it and starting thinking more about me, develop a taste for something that I can become really good at and love what I do, at the same time, and obviously, don't feel guilty or ashamed about that one thing, could it be LoL, WoW, playing guitar, woodwork, anything, just love what you do and people will start to enjoy being with you

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>>Getting a gf would be easy if I really wanted one

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I wanted to.

I mean I could make one of my fat fuck buddies into a gf, but that would improve nothing.

Also, funny how >tall hasn't been mentioned, my favorite half true meme around here

>>26055454
fuck off, we're full of this kind of shit

Lost weight and paid the $55k to get the skin tightening surgery.

>>26053698
were the only male survivor of a plague that killed every man, woman over the age of 40, black person, Arab, and mosquito.

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>>26053698
Getting a gf would be easy if I didn't already have a fiancee.

had a completely different personality apparently

Was really human.

>>26053698
could decide for one.

>wanted to
Females are so stupid, fooling one into entering a relationship with me would be easier than beating up a 12 year old.

have crippling social anxiety

Was a completely different person

Was more of the right thing and less of the wrong thing.

stopped being on this shit site

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>>26053698

was genetcially able to lose weight.

If I was good looking. Honestly I'm just ugly as hell.

Were more social.


It's simple but true. Gotta go out to date. and I don't like dating

>>26053943
I felt the same way but I just got my license and your confidence does not go up. Suicide is the only option anon.

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>>26053698
>>Getting a gf would be easy if I wasn't gay

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>>26053698
would not have to meet her parents later on.

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If I wasn't a fat fuck

You're invisible to women if you are fat

>>26056125
Just put down the donuts, tubby :^)

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>>26053698
trusted Kek earlier on.

>>26054135
Get sadder and do nothing then get even sadder about the lost time.

was confident and able to talk to women

Had energy

>>26053698
Actually wanted one

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Went for a walk outside everyday

...knew how to talk to girls

>>26053865
Mods mods mods FBI CIA NSA atf

could be capable of loving another person

>>26053698
wasn't narcissistic
cared
were rich
was capable of sharing my life with another person
wasn't ugly af hungry skelly

to name few lad
but once u get older brobots you will care less

>>26053698
...had game.

And thats basically what all nem you fuckers need. Not bigger nigger dicks, not white skin, not basketball player height... You need to have fucking game to flatter those bitches. Confidence, humor, a little bit of ego, and forward plans for your future - thats what gets you laid. Even chads can be robots, maybe even bigger robots than you... But they have this figured out which gives them charisma.

>>26057532
>Confidence, humor, a little bit of ego, and forward plans for your future
y u bother
don't u know where u are

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>>26053698
was rich, fat, and ugly instead of just fat & ugly

I was white

asked girls out

>>26053698
didn't have the face that I do.

>>26053698

left my wife

Was taller. This is true for every single guy

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had a bigger basement.

>>26053698
didn't have cerebral palsy.
I'm tall, relatively good looking and I've been told I'm a pleasant person. I'd almost certainly have a girlfriend under regular circumstances.

>>26053698

I didn't have Asperger's syndrome

Yall living on easy mode

>>26057532
>Ego, confidence

If you look at things rationally you'd realize that you barely break into average of the vast majority of things you claim to have a passion for.

>>26053698
Wasn't gay.

>>26057532
>muh game

Could drive

>>26053698Getting a gf would be easy if I died

>>26053698
could talk to girls without getting an erection.

>>26053698
Asked a girl out

didn't have a gf
virgin until 24

was Chad

muted

didnt hate myself so much

>>26053698
wasn't a manlet

>>26053698

never would have found out about 4chan and /r9k/ especially.

>>26053698
-was a different person.
Dating/hookups just isn't my thing. Only reason I would ever feel compelled to do it is if I let myself succumb to peer pressure.

Had a job and friends

already have one B)

>>26053698
was a Chad

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>>26055888
>genetics


VERY ORIGINAL COMMENT

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had a sense of self-worth

>>26054920
Tfw 4x4
I feel like good car

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>>26053725
/thread

Fuck you Captcha, how am I supposed to know that Americans drive around in caravan-car-things, why can't you just stick to trees and mountains

I wasnt ginger and pale as fuck

>>26053698
Getting a gf would be easy if I got a brain transplant from chad

I had superior gentics

had a gf

>>26053698
-wasn't disgusted by the idea of having a gf.

>>26053698

left the house


(haven't left in two years)

>>26053698
if i was white

>>26053698
Getting a gf would be easy if I were male

>>26053698
was able to exert myself as a man in my life so i do things that are important to me

>>26053698
...lived in a perfect that aimed at purity, but until then I boycott this world.

Lost weight. Literally the only problem I have.

>>26053698
continued my strict regimen of diet and exercise

>>26053698
Was the only male on earth and women were the gender that was super horny?

>>26053698

actually gave a shit

didn't already have one

asfgjbekslmxbjd hstbroxnsb

was African American

Was hot. Girls love being my friend, they just think I'm ugly.

>>26053698
Was a 10/10 charismatic extrovert

>>26053698
>Getting a gf would be easy if I could find virgin girls.

>>26053698
If I were filthy rich

wasn't stingy as fuck

have confidence on myself

>>26054723
lets just say im a big guy for you

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>>26053698
wasnt, poor, fat, shitskin, live in a third world shithole, stinky, and extremely ugly.

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>>26053698
Getting a gf would be easy if I wasn't a coward.

were rich

>>26053698
Were a lesbian

wasn't such a fat manlet piece of shit

>>26053698

Had something to offer a relationship.

Could connect with women on an intellectual level/ didn't have to put up with their bullshit

I just want a girl who I can fuck sensless one day and then cry about how empty and broken then next.
Unfortunately those two are mutually exclusive.

had girlfriends before

>>26053939
Is there any truth to this? Because I want to marry a qt 14 year old.

>>26053698
wanted one

>>26053725
/thread

FUCK YOU ROBOT YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL

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Was 6'4".

>>26053698
know because I have one

I had a car and went to social events

>>26053698
got plastic surgery

>>26055888
>hurr durr muh genes keep shoving cake in my mouth
u don't even deserve those fucking trips with that shit comment

was not a manlet and was tall

>tfw wasted facial aesthetics