Kissless Virgin Feels Thread

Well I'm welcome here... fml.

>>26050849
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl

>tfw locked out of this thread becuase i did most of the list last friday night
kinda feels good brobots

I really don't want any of this. Don't get me wrong, I'm still attracted to females and I like the general idea of having sex with one, it's just that the act of sex itself and the idea of exchanging fluids with another person is repulsive to me. I've never watched porn, as it makes me very uncomfortable, but the stories that I've read and heard about sex are horrific and disgusting. I can't even have a wet dream without being woken up by my own gag reflex. Just thinking about sex this very moment renders me unable to finish my dinner.

Even if I did manage to get a girlfriend who is as reserved as I am, I won't say a virgin as that is not possible these days, she would still expect me to play the man in the relationship and show her how it's done. I will never be that guy who slaps asses and tears off clothes. It's just not in me.

>>26050849
Another very original bump.

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Who here /waitingtofuckingdie/?

>>26050849
Have you tried just bee-ing yourself?

>>26054256
That would be me. Thanks for the reminder.

>>26050849
im here
but i have bo feelings anymore
i am numb shell of human bean
also taking prozac kills my sexual desires
i just dont care anymore

tfw when any eye contact at all is prolonged eye contact to me.

Am I allowed here anyway?

Ah, the one place I belong.

This thread.

>>26050849
bumping

21 year old here

>>26051176
Congrats :) (being srs). I know that feel

>>26050849
>enjoy the company of women

So you can only post if you're gay

Done all those and it was great, lol

Go back to /wiz/

Oh ha ha, it doesn't exist, you're stuck here

>>26057111
All women are parasites.

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>>26056962
We're a dying breed. Not too many permavirgins left on r9k.

Bumping yet again. Does nobody here know these feels?

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>>26059904
I do, but you locked me from the thread in the last line.

>>26050849
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>held a girl's hand
These are some impossible shit to not do. Unless you've been homeschooled your entire life

>>26059953
Well, I've never done them. Don't you hate women? Don't you want to just fucking spit on every girl you come across? If not, I'm sorry to say, you've been conditioned by a heavily feminized society.

>>26059973
I feel apathetic about them.
I want to not interact with them.
I think that's a yes.

>>26059940
How are you not disgusted by the gaping maw between your legs? If I woke up as a female, it's presence alone would probably make me vomit.

>>26059953
I have a job and gone to uni, and I never had a conversation with a girl that wasn't small talk.

It's quite possible when you're so awkward/ugly that no one wants to get to know you.

>>26060116
It's not that disgusting though. Or maybe I'm just used to it.

>>26059973
Talk to a gril and you'll change your mind

>>26060245
You mean talk to the veneer of kindness that they present on the outside. No thanks.

>>26050849
>You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
So what does any of this have to do with being a kissless virgin?

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>>26050849
>mfw i've done all of those
>i'm posting in this thread anyway

>>26060267
Should I have titled the thread, "Kissless, hand-holdless, conversationless, eyecontactless, female-friendless virgin feels thread"? That's a catchy title.

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I use to have hope that I would find someone. That maybe someone would be autistic as me and like me. I no longer have hope, I can no longer imagine happiness, its all just a surreal dream that will never happen.Why do I even bother living?

I'm almost out of college.
I'm supposed to find a job now and work 40h+ a week.
But why.
I have nothing to live for. Working doesn't enjoy me. What's the point of it all.

>>26060376
Life is the path to death. Be thankful that yours is long and smooth.

>>26060263
>dat eevil matriarchal society is to blame
You are literally male Tumblrina

The mere fact that men and women must fuck in order for humanity to survive (or at least it was like this for tens of thousands of years), should be enough to tell you that you are the wrong one here.

In all known human societies, and in pretty much all animal societies ever (safe for some special snowflakes), males and females interacted with each other in order to mate and produce offsprings. If you feel distain for women, you either suffer mental illness, or more likely fox-and-the-grapes syndrome

>>26060471
You assume too many things about me. I do not want sex. I really just despise women. That's all there is to it. It's not born out of anything. I was the author of this post: >>26052312. Hopefully that puts your outrage to bed.

What is wrong with us? It's difficult to understand.