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By christmas money you surely mean a bonus from a job, not a gift from your parents?

>>26037646
Yes. Though I suppose that wouldn't change the story much. Money's money.

>>26037646
I'd be willing to bet he spent money from his parents on an ugly prostitute. I'm choose to think that anyways. Keep making the parents proud OP.

>>26037735
Before I worked at this job I would occasionally spend $60-80 on a hooker, and eventually would spring for Asian massage parlors.

Now that I work at a higher-paying job, I started to spoil myself a bit. I'd take money that would otherwise go into savings and spend it on going to the massage places on occasion. And that's before the Christmas money.

I should have just actually hired someone high-priced and really lived it up. Oh well. Now I have enough for one average visit to the Asian places, one cheap whore, or I just spend it on normal things.

>>26037544
>is selling sexual services for money
>wont take a facial
Even when they're literal whores women are still entitled

>>26038259
Well to be fair, her main concern was health-safety, but she did also voice the opinion that she thinks "it's demeaning." I actually don't like the whole demeaning/domination thing implied with a lot of porn facials.

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>>26037544

You should be careful and use a condom to reduce the risk of STDs

>go to the escort that I lost my virginity to as a Christmas present for myself
>it's the second time I visited her
>we have a chat, she deepthroats me out of her own will, we fuck in a few different positions
>we then lay for half an hour just cuddling and casually chatting despite the fact that my hour is over
>she gives me some of her home baking before I leave

Escorts are nice girls.

>>26038403
Naturally. She was only jerking me off. though I've already had several uncovered blowjobs by now

I did this dumb thing for a while when I was a whore like

>In hotel room
>Dude's paid me
>Say "I've just gotta go freshen up real quick" or something and disappear to the bathroom
>Come back
>Act like we already fucked

And most of them believed me. Even the sober ones. I asked my psychiatrist about it and she went on about like, the times in history groups of people have been convinced something has happened when it hasn't (there's a name for this I can't recall, like a syndrome) but that my johns were prob just dumb.

>>26038931
Wow really? Must be some spacey people. I think if an escort did that to me, I would surely realize.

>>26038931
Absolute scum.
Shit like that wouldn't fly anywhere outside of US.

>>26038931
Did you get a lot of young clients?

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Escorts a best, roasties get out

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So robots, OP here, should I take the remaining $180-200 I have left and go to my usual Asian massage parlor tonight and get a proper release? Or just go beat off?

>>26038931
false memory syndrome

Its a shame that straight men have to go so far as to pay for sex like this. I'm not "shaming" you, I don't think its wrong, but as a bifag I can find free sex in an instant and it comes on an app on my phone

>>26038931
>>26041648
I think those dudes were just scared. They probably figured if they made an advance they'd get arrested.

>>26041703
I mean, I don't know about other guys, but I have specific fetishes. I want young, cute teens. I want model-looking Asians. I'm not really interested in sex per se, nor pretending to be in love, but rather just smearing my dick over a thing of beauty. Seems easier and more likely to achieve that through escorts, right?

>>26041861
Possibly right there, anon. Im on the kinky side as well, and I found a nice big cock to give footjobs to like it was nothing. I wouldn't know what it takes to find fetish shit with women; I'm bi but I stay away from them. Have you tried fetlife?

>>26042089
Can't tell if you're female or gay male? Anyway:
>Fetlife
It's a shithole. Following some groups, but hardly anything happens in them. Munches are usually catered to just BDSM, and the one thing that came out of having a profile is I got in contact with a local pornographer who had a profile there, been to some shoots, but he had questionable practices.

>>26042265
>bisexual male

That's a shame about fetlife. I figured it was just shitty because of the small area I lived in.

>>26042367
It might depend on the area, but I've been told it's basically pretty shitty by other people near me. So I dunno.

Also as a bixexual male it's probably easier. Fuck, I get gay guys coming to me wanting to play. But I'm straight.

Yeah there's plenty of apps etc to find a hook up. Wish my straight bros didn't have to jump through so many hoops just to enjoy some skin

>>26042401
Idk why its been removing my post links like this.. >>26042631

>>26042648
Who knows, but to answer >>26042648 I think it's fair to say that robots aren't delusional when they bitch about how hard it is go have penis-in-vagina funtimes with grillz.

I mean really, on Craigslist, on FetLife, gay guys are annoying as all fuck because they be like
>hey bro, I know you said you're straight but would you let a guy suck you off?
EVERY FUCKING TIME. Guys on the internet fucking beg for sex. Women don't. Not publicly. And if it is publicly, it's because they want money.

>>26042725
Yep its not delusional at all. Right off the bat you're a classic human doing, providing her something as if having your fun parts licked and fingered isn't enough. This is why even tho I'm bi (and 50/50 at that) I don't pursue females. Mind games and entitlement piss me off. All females have ever done is hurt me.

And yeah, guys on the internet can come on super strong. I would never message someone who claimed to be straight. Safe sex and trust are very important for me; it frightens me how slutty and unsafe certain sects of lgbt's can be because I don't want a disease lol