/britfeel/

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What's your opinion on David Cameron?

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Interview tomorrow for 25k per year job. More money than I've ever been paid.

I need to find and iron a shirt.

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Is there any profession on earth which attracts more scum than being a bouncer? I swear I have never encountered a bouncer in my life who wasn't an absolute cunt. Only people who abuse their power more than police tbqh

>>26034634
What's the job, lad?
And how likely is it you'll fuck up the interview?

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>>26034619
Not a fan but those gaylords who reply "cunt" to random comments he makes are even sadder than me wasting my life on this anime chatroom.

>>26034656
Web developer. I've had other interviews that seemed to go okay but no job yet.

>>26034645
>not letting drunk degenerates into their Calvin Harris sweat dungeon
>worse than feds putting lads in jail and ruining their lives for nothin but a but o mischief

>>26034687
Good luck mate.
Are you younger than 25?

>>26034645
I once saw a bouncer get his willy out because some girls wanted to see it

>>26034645
funny that the people who get thrown out of clubs are always totally innocent and it's just the bouncers abusing their power.
Try not being a cunt.

>>26034700
I'm 42 and what the fuck does it matter?

>>26034700
>Are you younger than 25?
n-no...

>>26034741
calm down grandad

I think this is the best OP image I've seen so far, I'm just working it, putting in nicer windows and a roof that looks real.
Be nice to have a complete one before february.

>>26034800
Could still kick your head in. Just try me, give me a bloody reason.

>>26034873
I'll piss on your daffodils

>>26034743
I judge people on if they make less per year than their age.

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>>26034961
Well I'm not 25,000 years old, so...

>>26035017
Good one lad

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>>26034863
Here it is so far lads, what do you think?

Its fucking windy intit lads?

>>26035519
>Not a British flag
Bluh

>>26035519
very nice, guy.

the wall above the general store could use some work, as well as giving window pepe an actual background, or just removing him in general. maybe a comfy neet pepe?

>select all images with a store front

Poleaboo has hi NU-TRAXX interview in half an hour

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I have to make a phonecall today.

Bite me.

Really? 3 /britfeel threads. Did you not think to check the catalog you retard?

Not sure whether my next step should be to blackmail her or fake ID in order to bypass the phone verification on facebook

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>I may not achieve anything today but at least I'll watch that film I've been meaning to see
>5 hours later

2.5m men in the UK report having 'no close friends'.

Got a meeting in 10 minutes to see if they'll let me change course at uni to start in September eventhough I haven't been in close to 2 months.

>>26035622
>fake ID in order to bypass the phone verification on facebook
Probably going to go with this since it's not an "all-in", last ditch effort like the other idea

>>26034611
it's cold at my homeland too

>>26035586
Enjoy grouping up. Are you going to be the time keeper or leader?

europeans can't be robots
your welfare state is too far advanced there are no holes in the net for you fuckups to justify failing

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>>26035574
>>26035566
any more suggestions?
>grimes-originaliti.mp3

>>26034645
I know a bouncer who is a fat twat. I fucking hate him.

>>26035630
>tfw your life is at such a low point that watching a film all the way through feels productive
iktf

What are poleaboo and tilde up to today?

Does anyone have a list of britfeel personalities?

>>26035807
sky looks crap to be desu

>>26035807
Put that orangey sky you had in one of your last edits. Makes it look nice.

>>26035807
the to let sign could be a bit more realistic.

the postbox's aliasing looks fucked too desu

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>>26035864
>tfw you have no idea who or what poleaboo or tilde are and whenever you ask people just call you a newfag
fuck "britfeel personalities"

>>26035893
to be fair, tilde has only had his trip for like 3 months or so now.

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>>26035807
Need some seagulls with tesco bags caught on their feet
Pigeons from animaniacs sat on the roof

Anyone else finished with their uni exams? Got nothing else to do till Monday when the semester starts, might just get comfy and power through all of The Sopranos the next few days.

>>26035893
Poleaboo aka pakiboo is a dirty scottish paki who filmed a polish girl he stalked shitting in the toilet. She grassed him up and got him fucked over. Now he's trying to hack her facebook whilst proceeding to say he's a victim in all of this.

tilde is just some weirdo animeposting avatar looking twat. I just ignore that cunt. Types like a prat as well adding ~ on the end of his posts

>>26035866
>>26035880
Doing sky now, what kind should I put in?

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>>26036028
Something like that or you had one edit of sky that reminded you of some anime show you watched.

why is there 3 britfeel threads?

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>>26036041
This isn't what you're after at all, but it's nice and grim and the first one exceeded the size limit.

>>26036162
When one thread reaches the image limit someone will make another one, but due to lack of communication often two are made at once and they coexist until one is more popular. The image limit one hangs around for a while before dying as well.

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>>26036041
>>26036185
This feels like a bit too much.

>>26036185
Looks great, remember the Pepe and flag though.

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>ask mate to get me 3g
>tells me he has it
>looks like shit
>smells shit
>crumbly as fuck, bottom of the barrel trash
>weighs 2g

I am getting so fucking sick of this shit. Either these dealers need kicking in the face or this guy is smoking some himself.

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>>26036276
We've done well

>>26036341
probably both to be honest lad

>>26036592
where's the anime lad

>>26035840
I don't really have anything interesting to do today. I just got back from ASDA and got some waxing strips. It is quite difficult buying those kinds of things since normies always give you dirty looks. I will also the watch the new Musaigen episodes later today~

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helping a friend write one of his masters degree essays today, probably the most productive thing i have done in 8 months, and its not even for me hahaha.

Currently wagecucking lads, only 2hrs 20 mins to go...

>>26036626
Give me the most fitting waifu/image to be included
I don't watch anime

>>26036713
Just found out Musaigen doesn't air on Tuesday. Quite disappointed now desu~

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>>26034611

I've broken my hand or something.

It hurts to wank with it, not the arm muscle that usually aches if you give it a bit too much action but my fingers and thumb when you make the gripping action. Shakes madly, now I've had to cut it down to one wank a day and can only manage that if I blast one out in less than 5 minutes.

Have I got carpal tunnel of the fingers through masturbation? What a think to go to the dr's with.

>>26036827
hey tilde, why do you wax? got a special someone to impress down the line? or are you just comfortable that way?

>>26036866
>got a special someone to impress down the line?
Anon, please. I'm basically unlovable~

I just don't like having any body hair.

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>>26036898
seems a bit gay desu lad, no hate though.

>>26036785
Either azusa, tildes waifu or nymph

Whichever is easiest for you mate

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>>26036785
Karen

but its not that easy, and i'm sure you will get differing opinion and answers.

Here is the official /brit/ anime list, and im sure there is a great deal of crossover if you wanted to add any anime.
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>Haruhi
>Lain
>Gochuumon
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Shirobako
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru

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>>26036898
Chin up tildey, I'm sure you'll find someone some day. you're a lot more bearable than some anons make you out to be. online anyway

>>26036785
Use a group pic of the k-ons or Karen from Kiniro Mosaic.

>>26036934
Good post

>>26036911
Yes, hehe. I know it is quite a strange thing to do~

>>26036941
We-well I do have my waifu~
I hope you find someone too anon!

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>>26036975
>I hope you find someone too anon!
nah, I'm schizoid. I'll be happy for as long as people keep their distance. I'll send all of my luck your way though.

Just trimmed my moustache with nail cutting scissors because the top hairs kept getting stuck on drinking.

Tempted to use my trimmer to create a Hitler moustache and see what my Mum says.

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got a doctors appointment tomorrow cause I keep finding blood in my shit

doctor doesn't know that's what it's about
will I have to get the finger on that day, or will he reschedule or something?
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>>26036934
>/brit/

Don't want anything to do with it lad

>>26037144
he will most likely reschedule in order to let you fast.

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>>26037145
well its my list.

got a lump on the bottom of my ballsack and when i squeeze it it bleeds

it's weird though cos there's no hole or anything it comes out of it just sort of seeps out

i wanna obviously see someone about it but my doctors my mates dad and i dont really want him inspecting my balls

is there anything else i can do, could i go to a different doctors somewhere else and ask for a drop in appointment or something?

fuck me, stayed up all night and only got about an hour of sleep today.

I don't actually feel tired but I've felt my head forward a few times today as if my body is having a microsleep

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>>26036626
>>26036931
>>26036934
>>26036972
It's over.
I've literally spent all day on this now, I haven't even had breakfast or got dressed, it's coming up to 4pm.

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>>26036934
>no Monogatari on there but Umaru is

Straight into the bin

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>Mum gets a massive bag of granola
>I don't like raisins unless they're by themself
>Eat it anyway because I love her

>>26037275
good job. looking good you have a rest now

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>>26037275
Well done and good job.

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>>26037279
i made it quite clear what the list was, and Monogatari is not posted on /brit/ and i don't post it. therefore its not on the list.

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>>26037324
Yeah well... Fight me

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>>26037341
come Hampshire anytime i will destroy you lad.

Gonna kick off down Dover way again

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/nazis-and-anti-fascists-return-to-dover-saturday-142

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>>26037275
proper job anon

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>>26037360
radical leftists have got the flags and everything. would love to be there tbqh

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Karen was my least favourite Mosaic but /britfeel/ propaganda has turned her loveable

>>26035807

That dead space on the roof would benefit from a few pigeons smoking rollups. Otherwise, looking good.

How did Nu Wanks go, Poleaboo?

>>26037238

nhs walk in centre. Also get a new doctor if you're not comfy with the one you've got.

>>26037386
can somebody honestly tell me why being a leftist on the muslim issue is a problem? I'm not going to go out and hug a mudslime, but being opposed to it to such an extent that they're facing more danger here than in their home, is really fucking stupid.

>>26037394
I really want to watch it but after I booted up the first episode it was so idyllic that all it did was remind me of how shit this country really is and I couldn't watch any more.

>>26037238
It's called a drop in centre. Google it, there will be one near you.

>>26037457
i don't know what 'being a leftist on the muslim issue' really means. uncontrolled immigration or a destruction of borders? or more centre beliefs of helping refugees over migrants?

Lads the micro USB slot has broke on my phone. Meaning I can't charge it.
All I own is this and it has everything on it. My music, r9k, YouTube. I'm at 40 percent now and when it dies that's it. I can't afford another phone.
Goodbye guys.

>>26037491
the abolishment of borders and uncontrolled immigration is a ridiculous concept. I don't claim to know how to sort the refugee problem to work out for everyone obviously, but the hate being garnered to these refugees is really uncalled for, no matter where you stand on the political spectrum.

>>26034863
>>26035519
>>26035807
>>26036185
>>26036267
>>26036592
>>26037275

hey good effort anon,

>>26037275
>I've literally spent all day on this now, I haven't even had breakfast or got dressed, it's coming up to 4pm

this is literally my life everyday when im working on the damn image.

-2015 op image guy.

>>26037459
Try to embrace the warm-feeling delusion lad, no more broken Britain.

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>Status: It's on its way.
>Item Anon'sPS4 was posted at 791 Lazy Road 1DAY L4T3 on 26/01/16 and is being progressed through our network for delivery.
Fucking cunt, don't mark it as dispatched if you haven't dispatched it you cunt guess who's getting a neutral review m8 p.s. it's you

>>26037437
>>26037464
thanks lads

oc

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>Hack my 3DS
>Have so many free games at my disposal
>Shitpost in /britfeel/ instead

>>26037360
Sounds like a fun game. Let us know who wins.

>>26036185
>>26036267

Use the save for web feature to get the file size down

>>26037523
because mostly its not refugees but migrants. the ones causing issues in Germany were mostly from Algeria right or north Africa at least. its also who and what you blanket under refugee and in need ect.
imo not an expert on this at all.

>>26037576
Honestly, think I played less games when I hacked my old DS/PSP and had countless games. Too many games for my measly little mind to handle.

>>26037577
will do anon

I'll keep you all updated while the action unfolds

Is there a /britfeel/ skype group?

>>26037613
Yeah m8. All we really talk about is Uni and UKIP but it's a good bunch.

>>26037586
yeah, you have the right idea though, better than the general public's uneducated view. I'm not a pacifist or advocate for any of this shit, but it pisses me off to see people being treated unfairly in such shit circumstances, even if people get to tag along for the ride.

I hope these leftists beat the fuck out of the neo nazis, not because I want to defend the migrants, but because it's a dick move.

>>26037613
Britfeel skype group is an oxymoron.

Did any of you guys have a Chinese culture class in the last year of secondary school?

>>26037627
Can you post it here so I can blow up all your modems?

>>26037683
nah, but I will be having one tonight. egg fried rice and chow mein, lad.

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>>26037645
>25 quid left in my bank account
>didn't realise it was that low
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy!

>>26037702
Not sure why you quoted me but hope you get some more dosh soon.

>>26037613
make one

oc

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>>26037537
>>26037406
OK final changes. Pigeon on roof, to let sign improved and girl on left has her hand sticking out the window now. I feel like it needs a weed reference somewhere but I'll leave the rest to someone else. Peace.

>>26037782
who's that bird again? keep forgetting the name

>>26037275
Love it mate. Appreciate your hard work. xxx

>>26037782
welp, britfeel 2016's base is finally finished. only took us 26 days and 4 seperate templates.

good job everyone.

so 2017 will be outside anon's house, and 2018 will be him in his room, right? presumably the reverse, back to the job center for the succeeding 3 years?

>>26037807
also mind sending that pic, fancy a wank

>>26037512
Really?
Not even a goodbye.

>>26037782
>choose heaven - anime
>choose hell anime
>choose neither (atheism) - brick wall

Flat above the newagents is deeply profound

>>26037559
Alright I'll grab a few beers and give it another try tonight.

>>26037782
Too much going on, i don't like it

>>26037850
seconding this. I'd cut out the kebab house, remove one window, to make it more compact

>>26037850
>>26037874
You can't stop progress anon

>>26037874
> I'd cut out the kebab house

Of course you would you dirty fucking Paki

I got tricked into talking to one of those Oxfam people that hang around town centres badgering people for money.

I always say I haven't got time to talk because it's usually some twat in a beanie with a ton of piercings and that's easy, but I wasn't prepared for it to be a cute spanish girl.

I barely held it together during the conversation, I'd come out to do a bit of a shop, talking to a cute girl wasn't part of the plan.

>>26037919
Did you donate?

>>26037919
I fucking hate charities, vultures that prey on compassion.

>>26037919
I like to play with them, ask them what they're selling and pretend I have no concept of empathy when they mention they aren't selling anything and that it's for charity.

>>26037874
Fuck off you dirty paki. That's the best part.

>>26037874
Nice try Poleaboo

>>26037930
I signed some petition and I gave my email, but I make minimum wage man, I ain't giving them shit.

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>>26037919


>go into town to argos to pick up an reserved item
>walking out, two qts start talking to me about some cult-like shit
>humour them, as I'm leaving, they hand me a pamphlet and wave me goodbye, I drop their pamphlet in front of them and say bye.

Fuckin qt normies aint gonna trick me

>>26037919
You thirsty cretins make me sick.

>>26037990
>and I gave my email

R.I.P your email account

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>>26037782
Fix'd it for you anon, felt it was missing something

>>26035588
is biteanon going to be a thing now.

>>26037275
Needs that bloke shitting down the chimney

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>>26037782
Really well done Anon, thanks for all your hard work

I say we post our waifus to celebrate

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>>26038036
sure lad.

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>>26038026
>He was probably laughing to himself thinking how funny he was when he posted this

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>>26038036
>picking second worst girl
Loli Mio fags are nearly as bad as Miofags

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>>26038088
its always the mugi cucks have to come and do this. false flag or just business as usual?

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>>26038088
Are you angry because Mio and Azusa are the most popular and your waifu is the least popular

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>>26038036
I'm up for that.

Even though I'm a paki I feel like I share a lot in common with your average white joe. But I get judged too much on my skin colour.

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>>26038108
>Tfw no Ayano

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>>26038147
please do not do this to me.

Poleaboo is back from the NU-TRAXX thing

One Paki working there was praying during working ours
The white guy who Poleaboo spoke to on the phone said that he wouldn't be his mentor and passed him onto a Paki female
The cumskin wasn't smiling, felt he was a dick

The enrollment shit or whatever it is lasted 90 minutes, when I briefly brought up my problems when pressed, she would then respond with a story 5-10 minutes in length, this happened every time I was able to speak. Hate to say but I don't care about her or anyone elses stories.

She was a nice person though, mentioned the blog and uni suspension a bit, she was understanding though she didn't really understand

Didn't like that they were the same age, she apparently has quite a few qualifications, worked a few jobs.

Agreed on working either care, retail, hospitality or warehouse, should be in work within 1 month.

Only got a 150 quid budget

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>>26038143
PAKIS OUT lll

>>26038004
M E N T A L
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>>26038036
Sure~

I have noticed that K-On waifus are very popular in britfeel. There are at least four of you now!

>>26038168
Fuck off, George

We're the not so silent majority, we represent like half the personalities here

>>26038165
Fuck off, pakishit twat.

>>26038168
Are you from Rotherham or something lad? Why do pakis fill your head 24/7? I like to forget they're here.

>>26038165
>Only got a 150 quid budget
Fuck sake Amir, you were bragging about landing six hundred big ones last week.

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>>26038189
It's a very popular anime, perhaps more so with British anime fans because of its connections with London. Also all the girls are perfect waifu material

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last joint lads, even had to scrounge around to make this joint as well

going to cry while smoking it desu

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>>26038189
literally met up with one of them, quite a nice lad.

who /westlondon/ here

originalblox

>>26038272
Did you two dress up as the other's waifu and fuck? Surely at-least a few wanking offs.

>>26038267
I can sort ye out m8.
Do you 10quid a gram of nice haze.

>tfweed

>>26038267

kek eat shit blaze it fag

>>26038295
no, we met in public and i got him some anime shit from Japan.

>>26038320
That's disgusting then.

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Anyone else sick of these fucking migrants?
I live in Leicester and many of the non-natives are absolute lads, but from what I've seen from Calais these people are absolute cunts.
>getting called Nazi scum for protecting yourself from a mob
https://www.rt.com/news/329990-france-calais-refugees-video/

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I'm opening a new surgery, why don't you come down and register?

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>>26038258
>Also all the girls are perfect waifu material
Maybe if you get rid of the stuck up bitch and her annoying loli counterpart

Mugi > Yui > Rin > Dog Shit > Loli Mio > Mio

>>26038330
You could try making a thread about it on /pol/, Nigel

>>26038344
good tumblr image

>>26038330
Haven't seen one migrant/refugee where I live.

I don't really want to ever go outside againg desu

>>26038304
i would take you up on that offer and buy as much as you'd let me but we probably don't live anywhere near each other

>>26038344
>tumblr
If you're going to false flag at-least put in the effort to reel one person in.

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>>26038036

>leave work 90 minutes early
>come home
>post waifu

O lads

What should I do with all this extra free time this evening?

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im going to make myself a quick stir fry friends. please be nice to eachother while i am away.

>>26038408

Why are you even asking when you know you'll waste it shitposting on here?

I know I'm late but I'd just like to give 2016 OP a pat on the back, it's fucking fantastic. What happened with having the JC in the middle though?

>>26038330
Whereabouts in Leicester?

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>he's an adult
>he watches chink cartoons made for little girls
>he wonders why he doesn't have a gf

>>26038267
Lmao I remember when I was a fucking degenerate like yourself

Stop smoking that shit everyday you silly cunt, thank me later

>>26038438
Never went anywhere, I would have liked having a suggestion of mine get in the image but it wasn't to be.

>>26038461
>implying I want a 3DPD gf

>>26034611
checking qld ip ban

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>>26038427

>that feel

I-I can do something useful if I put my mind to it, b-baka anon

>>26038472
think it would have been better IIH but I appreciate OP image lad's effort nonetheless

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why is harold a meme all of a sudden

Well lads it's been comfy as fuck today but the wagecucks will be coming home now so the threads going to become a lot more hostile. Remember to look out for your fellow confylads

>>26038494
Please tell me this picture isn't actually real.

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>>26038423
Anything for you qt.

>>26036341
your mate is a cunt & not really a mate.

the dealer is a cunt & probably not "big time" if they're one of the reasons the weights are shit.

t. ex dealer (of several substances)

>>26038509
Yes it has, there were some big comfy issues around the new year but it's getting better. Not expecting it to last however.

>>26038524
It's real and has thousands of likes on facebook. I really wonder how far this craziness can go.

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>>26038461
I don't have a gf, I have a waifu

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Lads why do people have no self respect?

This girl shared a video of a giraffe sucking a pole saying me.

>>26038603
it's just a joke mate, irony

5 minutes o' wageslavin left... gonna make it lads!1

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>>26038461

K-ON wasn't made for little girls, it was made for manly men.

I understand that actual little girls like animes such as Legend of the Galactic Heroes and Berserk.

>>26038472
can we not get confused here..

the guy who did the work today, isn't me.
its somebody new and that's cool.

I did post some mock ups the other day with the jc in the middle.

I am still trying to get something done. its just ended up being harder than I thought, and im not happy with it at all.

Lads what happens if you go into detail with a doctor about really struggling to cope? I want them to take me seriously but not get sectioned or some shit.

>>26038688
kek

what do you do

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>''You can make your own dinner tonight, anon''

T-Thanks, mum. Guess I'll bust out a frozen pizza or something.

any north brits up in here

>>26038741
chinese it m8

>>26038744
alright mate

>>26038708
Mate chill you put too much pressure on yourself, it was just a suggestion. Never said anything about which OP image guy is doing what. Just do what you feel like when you feel like it, there's no rush.

>>26038773

how north we talking

fuck this wind bruh

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>>26037360
>anti-fascists
>they behave like fascists

>>26038772
What's with this Chinese meme?

Kebab/Curries are infinitely superior and popular

>>26038790
aberdeen mate

>>26038744
north = above london on the map in case you were wondering

Just went for a run in the rain

Days like this make me happy

>>26038814

fuck me incredibly north

newcastle/sunderlandish here

>>26038814
Poleaboo wants you to know there's a bullet with your name on it

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>>26038558
>its on facebook so that means its real.

You silly bugger.

She's still a retard though, and the shooped version was more accurate.

>>26038744
/manc/ here.

Where you from, lad?

>>26038835
sending this to the police.

>>26038524
>>26038558
you're an idiot, look at the letters, they are literally pixel for pixel the same, apart from the 'P'

mug

>>26038772
I've never had chinese before.

I don't really want to eat some poor lad's doggo, desu.

>>26038835
jokes on you lad

>look up chav neighbour on Facebook
>he has a post where he is saying there is a Muslim conspiracy where once all the migrants are here, one night all of the kebab shops are going to poison their food to kill of the native population and have Britain to themselves

Gunna have to stop ordering kebabs lads

>>26038718

They tell you that you can choose to either go on shit-tier antidepressants like amytryptaline or something, or go to CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy, not that OTHER type of CBT) and talk about your problems. It's not quite the same as talking to a real shrink but it's effective in a lot of cases- i.e when you're actually fine but just kind of a pussy.

As with most things on the NHS, the care provision is primarily there to stop you dying with minimum cost. So unless you're suicidal, self-harming and what haveyou, you generally simply don't get taken seriously. If I was in charge, our slogan would be "IF IT'S NOT TERMINAL, GO HOME AND STOP BEING A POOF."

davey cameron is a pie

>>26038875
>I don't really want to eat some poor lad's doggo
He says, ordering a kebab from some filthy paki who didn't wash his fingers after giving little Dave a fingering.

Would any of you lads take a job working abroad?

>>26038911
I haven't had a kebab in years.

>>26038842
edgy, don't hurt yourself, kiddo

>>26038915
yes I would

not fucking original my fucking arse.

>>26038915
of course, depends on what the job and where it was though

>>26038895
fuckin hell I like kebabs

>>26038915

depends on the job/location a reckon

anything to get out of a shite depressive ex mining town

>>26038911
Damn, that's edgy, hope you didn't hurt yourself

>>26038915
Nah. I can't leave my mum all by herself.

>>26038915
As long as it's somewhere where life is cheap so I can feel better about myself.

>>26038915

Yes, I applied to like 8 and didn't get any of them.

Fucking hell desu

>>26038930
>that one Muslim guy who calls everyone edgy

Is this the new worst gimmick on /britfeel/?

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>>26037807
>>26037831
UK Amatuer Hannah, or Hannah the Hot Pocket.
Used to be a good tumblr of all her pictures and videos but it got deleted because she's 16 in some of them. Now there's a website that allegedly has all of them but you have to pay and it's probably a con.
There's a pretty famous video of her fucking her boyfriend (Luke) and sucking his mate off in a hotel room which is still around on porn sites if you look for it.

>>26038961
>that /pol/tard who thinks he's still on /pol/

Is this the new worst gimmick on /britfeel/?

>>26038902
The thing is I've been on antidepressants for 8 months before asking to stop and I've done counselling (recommended after I begged for something else other than more pills) that sounds exactly like CBT but didn't work out. I was hoping having those two things on record and still feeling hopeless would get me taken seriously. I don't know what else there is (if there is anything) after those two though.

>>26038932
Been offered a job in Malta. I like the idea of leaving this shithole but I don't think the actual job is quite right for me.

>>26038961
Nah the one where /pol/ invaded our comfy threads and calls everyone a paki/abdul/rasheed/muslim etc is

Wish you lot would fuck off

>>26038977
Yeah and she's 16 in the hotel threesome so I wouldn't searching for it unless you want a black mark next to your name.

>didn't turn storage heater up far enough
>now it's too cold
>no way to warm up

I've done goofed lads

Any advice of fake IDs to trick facebook?

Just need something with a photo/DOB and another with just a name

Going to do a library card and edit a student card

>>26038775
>you put too much pressure on yourself
not even gonna argue with that, things that should be fun always end up consuming my life. I need to take a step back sometimes.

PAKIS OUT!

Everyone else can stay, even the Indians if they know how to poo in the loo.

>>26038995
British thread mate, /pol/'s got nothing to do with it. If you're brown go somewhere else, like /pakifeel/.

>>26038985
If you can come back without hassle if it goes tits up out there... Take it.

>>26039011
Why would you need ID for facebook?

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>mfw im an imigrant in uk

smashin lads

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>>26039035
>>26039022
Getting a bit sick of your bullshit, George

>>26039035
ye lad pakis aint welcome in the UK much less /britfeel/

as earlier poster said.

PAKIS OUT.

>>26039053
not him but I keep getting my fake accounts shut down cos they ask for id.

harry Krishna, and Gordon bennet not gud names.

>>26039053
Getting into this girls account, to bypass 2 step verification

>>26039069
Leave, then you won't have to put up with our 'bullshit'.

>>26039035
Jokes on you mate I'm white british born and raised, just not a backward racist cunt

Also
>you can't be british and not be white

Why are racist people always so stupid lol

fuck me is this /britfeel/ or /faragefeel/

nonces

>>26039095
British is an ethnicity, of celtic origin.
So yeah, pretty impossible to be non-white and British tbqh.

>>26039093
You're the one(s) ruining the threads

go back to where you came from

>>26039064
Welcome to our beautiful country brother, don't mind the natives they are still trying to figure out how a toothbrush works

>>26039131
Most people disagree with you

You might be White British, I'm British Asian

>>26039064
Back to Syria lad. Don't be a coward.

>>26039151
No, you're just Asian.

people are cunts lads

i dislike all humans and hate the vast majority of them

>>26039138
>>26039155
just jokin mates

>>26039131
Lmao no its not British on its own isn't and ethnicity

There are many denominations of 'British'

Once again proven yourself to be an idiot

>>26039151
You aren't welcome you asian cunt.

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>your average """""british""""" sportsman

>>26039151
>british asian
literally an oxymoron

>>26039173

friendly reminder nigel that you get your head down and shuffle past as quickly as possible when you see a brown person in the street

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THEY WILL TRY TO CLOSE DOORS ON YOU. JUST OPEN THEM!

>>26039162
He's British Asian.

Shut the fuck up now you nonce.

>>26038895
So its going to kill a bunch of scum who eat in these shitholes?

More like eugenics than a plan for Muslim domination.

>>26038980

You have to bitch and whine for much longer than 8 months to get proper psychiatry on the NHS. Doing something daft to get yourself sectioned might be worth considering if it's really that bad; but you, me and your doctor know it really isn't, and that's why you haven't been. It depends on your area too, if your anywhere with a high population like London, or dirt poor like Wales, you're fucked; NHS trusts up in the North-East and Scotland have much more money available to spend on looking after lonely NEETs than the busier ones so it might be worth travelling out there.

In all seriousness though, all it takes is for you to say to your doctor "I don't think my current treatment is very effective, I'd like to consider something more intensive" and they should get the ball moving for you, but don't say I didn't warn you that it's a very slow moving ball and they will prioritise people who are genuine headcases rather than you.

>>26039223
>Pinballs

GOAT taste, lad, but not GOAT enough to justify sucking a robo-dick.

>>26039223
major key alert

CLOTH TALK COMING SOON

>>26039239

Mighty Allah, please forgive me for saying your instead of you're.

>>26038979
>>26038995
Oh wait, I forgot the other part of this gimmick

>le gb2 /pol/ you r edgy man

>>26039169
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celtic_Britons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Sykes#Blood_of_the_Isles
>British DNA largely unchanged since neolithic times
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35344663
>at most 40% Anglo influence in places remaining 60% celtic. 30% anglo average.
>0% African or """Asian"""

Sorry mate but the evidence and facts are overwhelming. Brits are white, everything else is just an immigrant.

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>>26039247
And wasting 90bar on a pair of shitty high tops

lets see

chef dee what we got

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>tfw wagekucking at 5am

>>26039356
>midriff doesn't show belly button
fatty detected

im black tbqh with you lads, just thought id get this out there

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got myself a chunky tuna Mayo roll from the co-op.

>>26039022

I'm a paki muslim m8 and im here to stay

>>26039306
Your understanding of what it is to be "British" is massively flawed. Britain reflects a certain ideology and way of life- if you conform to those, and hold a British passport, you're British. End of story. You can carry on perpetuating your ugly existance by claiming to be "British" due to something you were not in control over (your race). It just further makes clear your insecurities and worthlessness. Get the fuck out of here you chavvy mug. See you on Jezza Kyle tomorrow.

>>26039401
No problem mate, as long as you're not a Muslim it's all good.

>>26039401
You're not a paki so that's alright.

>>26037512
>>26037835
Good Tie!

>>26039436
christian families on both sides desu

>>26039422
>Britain reflects a certain ideology and way of life- if you conform to those

Since when did that involved oppressing women, hating gays, Sharia law, etc?

>>26037122
I want a Hitler moustache but hair doesn't grow in the Hitler bit :(

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>>26039321
I really like them and can afford it.

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>>26037275

wait a minute... is that HannahUk?

>>26039306
Why does skin colour matter? If you integrate you integrate. Those who want to preserve British culture I can understand but those who want to exclude people simply because they are non-white no matter how good their Queen's English is or how much tweed they wear I can never understand.

>>26039239
this just makes me depressed.

I'm not the person you were replying to.

I now have social worker at local nhs thing after trying suicide. and they have set me up with autism people in february and he is hoping to get me clinically reassessed

am I on the right path?

>>26039471
>oppressing women, hating gays
during most of it's existence, faggot

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>>26037782
Added the manhole

>>26039422
Beards, sex outside of marriage, drinking coffee etc. are all anti-British. Are you saying anyone doing anti-British things like this should be deported?

I think the one with the chip on his shoulder here is you...

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>>26038111
>2 mugifu's in the thread
>least popular
>forced canon doujin from other jelly butthurt waifu lovers
>black people in nipon

>>26039577
>Kraut shapeshifters English

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You're only British if you enjoy eating a bacon sandwich

>>26039275
These threads are for Christians, please go and be a suicide bomber in another thread.

>>26039471
Fun fact: The Pakistani blasphemy laws and Ugandan homosexuality laws originated from British colonial rule.

>>26039593
Too much sodium and not enough protein

Shit tier meat

>>26039594
How fucking new are you?

Why not post in /pol/?

>>26039422
>ignores the mountain of evidence
>buries head in sand and sings
Amazing, as if you couldn't get any more cucked.
The plain and simple fact is that if you're not white, you're not a native (British).

>>26039223
Dude
WEED MOUTH FEDORA KEKLMAO!1!
Not even the proper vape with the bag 2bh

>>26039627
I started /britfeel/ back in 2011 mate, pretty sure I can tell you what they are and aren't.

>>26039528

You are on the right path Anon. If you have appointments and shit then you are on track.

The thing is with mental health that it's not like just waiting on a list for your knee surgery or whatever. You can't just sit in a comfy chair for a few weeks. The anguish stays with you; but nevertheless it works on the same principle.

Just don't give your doctor any reason to belive your condition is improving in the meantime, however, keep in mind that honesty is important once you're in touch with the counsellors.

Just finished watching Taxi Driver lads

>>26039531
Cool, well not anymore Siyad so if that is the kind of society you would like to live in there are plenty in the middle east for you to choose from that all follow the teachings of Mohammed the pedophile.

its a pretty lowly existance that racist people have here. Their self worth and existance is based on the demonisation and blatant oppression of people who have a darker complexion (that they had no control over). The fact is, some white people claim that they are indeed "British" by race (which is a total fallacy). Immigrants in a lot of cases have much more Britishness about them than the so called indigenous race theme selves. You are nothing but scum, and Britain would be a much better place without your "kind".

>>26038959
8?

what the fuck kind of jobs were you applying for

>>26039654

yeah brits didnt have feelings before 2011 kid

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>>26039674
you're on a roll

gonna get hurt at this rate

>>26039556
This is pretty perfect. The sky has really given it that gloomy, apocalyptic feel you get when walking around the streets.

>>26039654

>/britfeel/
>2011

no

>>26039626
Nice try mohammed / schlomo

>>26039659

Thank you for tip regarding not letting them know improving.

Thing with depression and such is that it comes and goes. I find that medicine is a bit of a farce, by the time you've spent two weeks trying each one out, your depression may well have lifted on it's own and it may be attributed to the anti depressant erroneously. There is a very good study about anti depressants being nothing more than a placebo.

Thanks for telling me I'm on the right track.

I'll keep hammering my social worker. I will see him in two days again.

>>26039697
>not stoning women to death for showing their ankles is edgy

what

>>26039639
> casually throws in the word native

Britain isn't a fucking country you inbred Neanderthal. Should've known better than to try and explain this concept to tards on this board.

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>>26039697
Oh no, he called me edgy again

>>26039678
You sound mad Yusif. Did Asif forget to clean out the goat when he was done again?

watching anime and this cute anime girl is crying lads

existence is suffering

>>26039646
What do you mean 'with the bag'?

>>26039746
You're the one mad pakis post in his sekrit club

>>26039678
Not many people are really racist here desu, most people don't give a fuck about what colour you are or where you are from in 2016, it is just Islam and it's backwards ways that people don't like.

>>26039626

Intruder detected. Somebody seize this man and have him deported, preferably to a third world country like the States.

Seriously. Thick cut bacon in a lovely big bap (or whatever your regional dialect calls it) is the breakfast of kings.

Sausage is acceptable too if it's from a sandwhich shop, another fine British instituation you'll find nowhere else. Keep your bagels, paninis and other such foreign nonsense; anyone who eats that sort of thing is more than likely a middle class southern poof and therefore hardly qualifies as British anymore anyway. I'll spend my 3 Great British Pounds on a big greasy butty full of fried pig, and you should do the same.

>>26039746
Not mad at all. And your racism is nothing but a reflection of your own self worth.