Behold... the male roastie!

>>26032533
there are penises that look much more disgusting than this one

>>26032533
Most vags are roasties. Most penises don't look like that.

>>26032533
Nah, the male roastie is a cutfag.

>>26032533
I've never seen a cock I want to do something to more before. I just really want to go to Goldstein's clinic and get a pair of scissors and snip that floppy fleshy growth off.

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>>26032533
>uncut
>EVER

>>26032533
jesus I feel for this guy. Foreskin restoration if fucking bullshit Ill never forgive my parents

ITT: asshurt americans kike mutilated their dicks

It's ugly, but seriously guys, being cut is shit. The glans on my penis is literally rougher than the skin on my arm. Don't do this to your kids. Raise them with the confidence and self-respect to not need their penis to look exactly like all the other goyim's to feel secure about theirself.

>>26033172
>infant circumcision still legal in europe

even if its not as bad as it is in the US, you guys also have this problem

>>26032533
flappy excess foreskin is a lot less common than flappy excess labia

>>26033288
In which third-world shithole?

>tfw your dick looks exactly like this (size, the big vein, and uncut roastie)
Coulda been worse right

>>26033142
here comes the jews

>>26032533
Excess skin makes 'em grin.

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>>26032533
behold the mighty asparagus dick

>>26034626
i'm self conscious about my dick but knowing its so much better than this makes me feel good

>>26034626
What the FUCK bruh baka desu

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Wtf, I'm uncut and by dick doesnt look like you fucking mutants, holy shit, what happened.

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>>26034642
>>26034662
there was more already posted here

>>26034730
IS THERE A FUCKING CATERPILLAR IN HIS PUBES

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Well, at least he can pull it back. I can't say the same, thanks to Kellogg.

Meh. My dick has a little less foreskin and the way that looks when erect is that the head of the dick remains covered with the tip of the head peeking out. If you want, you can also roll it a little more to fully expose the head.
It looks nice when you're hard unlike a roastie that will never look aesthetic.

>tfw you have not-so-serious phimosis
>tfw your foreskin can be rolled but you can feel a bit uncomfortable doing this
>tfw you learned how to jerk of just as if you were cut
>tfw you're 26khv who is scared shitless about getting a surgery/cut
also i have small 5 incher

>>26034626
Did your dick shrink at some point to achieve this?

>>26034854
Average length is 5inch 12 cm iirc

>>26034754
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

WHY ARE HIS BALLS FUCKED UP TO

>>26036476
>Average length is 5inch 12 cm iirc
no way mine's 15 cm (kind of skinny though) and it feels like a penis of a 15 year old

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>>26034730
it's his face

>>26032533
>male roastie
>means he has a big dick and will fill out the foreskin

>female roastie
>means she's fucked a bunch of big dicks and won't feel your average sized dick

Doesn't work because that's actually pretty cute. I like foreskin.

Why is it that I've been with all these tall handsome smart rich men and they loved my pretty pink roastie and were able to fuck me limp - and yet the only person I worried about it with was some little 25 year old manlet sociopath?

4chan is only for woman-hating faggots who can't even fuck because they fap so much.

>>26033197

>Don't do this to your kids
> on /R9K/

Full of jokes today

>>26032533

That's why men get circumcised in matriarchal societies (i.e. basically everywhere).

>>26034776

You use your dick to eat cereal?

>>26033197
>Raise them with the confidence and self-respect
or better yet, get someone else to raise them that way

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