This is a picture of an Ancient Egyptian statue of a frog god.

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Some more proof for this meme magic.

Also the name of their god of chaos is Kuk and in his male form he is a frog and in his female form, he is a snake.

we must harness this dank meme energy

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>yfw

http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm?hc_location=ufi

>>26026510
ahahaha thank you for that

>>26026510
>On April 19th, I made bread

>>26026510

R O M A

O L I M

M I L O

A M O R

l-london?

>>26026358
the god of chaos is Set

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>>26026510
>Lovers are like bees in that they live a honeyed life

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>we're the product of ancient Egyptian meme magic
>we are keeping it alive, serving an eldritch purpose that is beyond us all
WE

>>26026510
I have lived to see ancient egypt shitposting

>>26027061
ARE

bloxblox

>>26027120
T H E
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this thread made me smile

>>26027192
KANGZZZZ
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>>26026881
Someone wanted to share that, but had no one to share it with.

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>>26026510
>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

>>26026881
The first blogpost.

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>>26027087
IT'S ROMAN RETARD.

NERO WASN'T A FUCKING PHARAOH.

PRAISE TO KEK

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>>26026510
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

>>26027019
No, Set is the god of the underworld, and he dead. very different.

AYO HOL UP SO U BE SAYING

>>26026510
>the one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Such wise words

>>26026332
now that's what I call crystal ballgazing

>>26026510
>We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
Pissed the bed because mom threw the piss bottles away. That'll teach her

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>>26026510
>Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

>>26026510
>Kosher garum

OH I FUCKING KNEW IT.

THE JEWS CAUSED POMPEII

>>26027466
uh, isn't that Anubis?

>>26027692
kek

pol is always right

I really wanted to join a wonderful cult. Now we can start it.

https://youtu.be/EBK5aKOr2Fw

>>26027019
>>26027729
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)

>>26027729
yeah I guess your right, set is the god of storms and violence, I got thrown off by Age of Mythology the rts game, he had anubis on his side tho

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet

The Fog God is a Godess of fertility!!! Kek!!

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>mfw ancient Egyptians predicted us
>mfw we succeeded them as the new dominant shitposting culture

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It has been 2000 years
through countless trial and tribulations, through a endless string of invention, refinement and cunning. we have truly master shitposting
>this is the most somber moment I have ever felt.

>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
faggot.

>>26026510
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

First one I read and I already kekd

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

>IX.1.26 (atrium of the House of the Jews); 2409a: Stronius Stronnius knows nothing!
Take that John Snow!

>.26 (House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4091: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.
Fucking chad.

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>>26028338
You were only considered a faggot in Greece and Rome if you had guys fuck you. You could fuck any number of guys and stay masculine.
Kinda like how fuccbois are a gray-area.

>>26028914
I know, sex then was more of a social contruct of dominance

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
Topkek

>>26026358
>>26026332
Fucking hell, OP. This can't be a coincidence.

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>.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing

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>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

Anyone got that frog card from the Illuminati game ?

>>26029068

are you actually surprised that a statue of a frog has an inscription that says "I am a frog"?

>>26029425
Not only does it say "I am a frog" but it also resembles someone shitposting on their computer.

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>>26028914

Actually you were only a faggot if you did penetration.

Penetration was viewed as strictly for women and slaves.

>>26029442
And his name is Kuk, it's meant to be

>>26026510
>Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
>lmao kill u'reself fgt

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>>26026510
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1797: No young buck is complete until he has fallen in love

>>26026332
We had some badass threads about this on pol last night

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>>26029368
This one?

Oc

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>>26026510
>Caesius faithfully loves M...[name lost]

>>26026332

m e m e
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It has been foretold!

what if we start some kind of cult and worship this guy, this can't be a coincidence

>>26033041
>the brotherhood of feeling frogs

>>26027418
You should jusy an nero