>finally get gf >watching football with her >see her

>>26020390
You're gonna get cucked.

>>26020390
C U C K H O L D

your gf doesn't respect you

>>26020390
What does she usually say?

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>big guys on the field

>>26020434
>wow those men are big
>i bet they could lift me over their heads
>i wonder how strong they are

Just stuff like that. Nothing about how she wants to fuck them. But it was disconcerting.

>>26020390
>finally get bf
>watching football with him
>see him lick his lops and he talks about the cheerleaders on the field

Should I be worried? How can I compete with this?

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>>26020390
How about working the fuck out?

>>26020517

Who fucking does that, I certainly wouldn't

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>>26020490
Watch Victoria's Secret show with her
>wow those women are skinny
>i bet they are so light
>i wonder what their cup size is

>>26020390
Dump immediately to be honest. Talking about other men in front of the man you're supposed to love shows how disrespectful and inconsiderate to the core your whore of a GF is.

>>26020390
Keep posting on /r9k/ instead of actually getting into shape yourself.
Surely that will help.

Why would you watch a sport if you are not interested in being athletic yourself?

Like don't you just feel like total human failure watching people perform at this high of level even if it's on steroids?

Why would you not want to get in shape?

>>26020552
I can't I'm too tired when coming home from work and I have chronic fatigue syndrome.

>>26020390
lift and improve brah

>>26020604

lel

> don't work-out

i feel tired

then start living like humans were supposed to live ,chronic fatigue syndrome get the fuck outta here troll

She's more than likely messing with you to see if you get jealous. Just say the same thing back. My wife and I do that all the time, because we find each others reactions funny.

Jesus you speds are inept.

>>26020557
Lots of douchebag bfs talk about how hot other women are in front of their ladies.

>>26020604
I go straight from work to the gym.
If I go home first then das it mayne.

Try it out. Also get a pre-workout

>>26020697
Does she have sex with large black men just to see your reaction?

>>26020712
I'm already tired when I am finished with work. I'm not a neet with unlimited energy.

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/tv/ report in

>>26020390
Work out if you feel bad.

>>26020390
It goes two ways bro

You shouldn't worry about her talking about other men.

She shouldn't be talking about other men.

Somewhat unrelated:
I read up on some interesting human psychology, was some article about humans acting like they are expected to act. Example: If someone tells you that you look like a skinhead, chances are great you will start using racially insensitive rhetoric and feel more aggressive.
How to use this in your favour? Simple, just keep telling her how you like that she's loyal, caring, how much you like that her attraction for you is more than just shallow etc etc. Don't sperg out on this one.

>>26020750
You get tired easily because you're out of shape. You're just going to have to bite the bullet and work through the tiredness for a couple of weeks.

I have a story similar to this

> be in Egypt with gf
> just as country is becoming fucked
> Russian guys at hotel
> group of them are really loud boisterous
> one in particular
> looks like he is Spetz Natz or something. This guy is fucking solid beef
> gf is looking at him
> "fuck he is big" blah blah
> me "mmmm" try to change subject
> "but he is so strong - the ground shakes when he runs"
> he was doing running bombs into the pool
> have enough.
> get in pool
> wait til he bombs into pool
> as he is landing
> swing hand and chop him in throat.
> he gags and swallows fuck loads of water
> gets up spluttering and choking
> he starts cursing in Russian
> I'm all like "wot m8 cum on then"
> he goes away muttering
> gf is mad as fuck
> we split up a week later

>>26020750
There are people who work blue collar, physical jobs and still go the gym after work. You're simply being lazy and making excuses to post cuck memes.

>>26020720
No, we're monogamous.

>>26020828
alpha desu

>>26020575
no cara gf why even life senpai

>>26020390

Lift and join a football team. Suck for a year or two but then git gud and invite her to your games.

Fuck her until she fucks up then kick her the fuck out.

>>26020828
Everything after
> have enough
is just your dream anon. Wake up, you got cucked.

In general what you guys should do is to not give a fuck. If you care about that then you just admit that those other guys are better than you.

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>go to waterpark with then gf
>she sees some tall tan guy
>she says he looks like a tan jim from the office
>agree with her and pretend to care
>she keeps on looking at him and giggling
>see him wink at her

why do girls do this? i'm pretty fit, i have a good looking face, i'm better looking than her, i'm smarter than her, all of our mutual friends liked me more than her, but it was like she always had her eyes peeled for something better and there was this constant pressure to keep her interested

>>26021208
This.
Being alpha isn't all about having the biggest biceps. Letting comments like that bounce off you is way more alpha than getting worked up about it. And at the end of the day, you're still fucking her. Where if you get mad and tell her not to talk about other guys like that, she's much more likely to take it personally and get all hormonal and actually go fuck him to get back at you.

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>>26020760
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me

>>26021367
Her vagina is wired to produce the strongest child possible, while our penises are wired to produce as many children as possible. Of course she's going to be looking at bigger guys with interest, but it doesn't mean she's going to go fuck tan dude unless she has no morals or self control.

>>26020390
Girls are total horny bitches. Don't trust them. If one of these athlete fucks wouldoffer sex in the ass she would happily oblige.

>>26020390

>finally get gf
>get gf
>gf
>on r9k

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>26020473

Do I even have to say it anymore for you?

>>26020390

That's a message, I can decypher it for you stupid cuck.

It means "work the fuck out or I'll find a better man"

another translation can be "lol look how shitty you are, you aren't good enough for me let me orbit you a little more before I find better"

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>not taking at least 2 grams of steroids
>not eating clean and training hard

Do you intend to be a beta ass bitch your entire life?

>>26021711
>walking around with literally no dick

>>26020390

Bear in mind the players are on roids so you really shouldn't feel bad about not being comparable size

>>26021711
>>26021895
>>26021932
Pretty much this, I'd do roids in a heart beat if I was guaranteed an NBA contract but risking health and my ability to perform in bed just to get swole seems stupid to me.

>>26021711
Naw, I intend to have nice ripe balls and an acne less chest for the rest of my life.

>>26022085

Ok, enjoy your ripe balls that youll never use lardboy.

nah just kidding, im sure if you work hard enough with your 10 year degree and save up really hard you can find some used up, disgusting roastie by the time you're 55 or so.

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>>26020390
all these dumbfucks falling for the bait , congratulations you played yourself.

>>26020390
>Dragonball Z tattoo on left arm.

>>26021960
You literally don't need roids to be in the NBA
>kobe
>KD
>steph curry

As for the NFL... of course you'd need to roid.

>>26020390
>How can I compete with this?

You can't. These brutes were bred for their physical capabilities. Every girl knows that if they just want good sex a football or basketball player is their best bet.

>>26023354
That wasn't my point at all, I stated I would only do roids provided I were guaranteed a contracted in the NBA, otherwise it would be pointless.