Red flags for guys edition >he orders water when you go out

>he orders water when you go out to a restaurant
Nigga I drove there and my alcohol tolerance is very low

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>>26016853
Well, that works quite nicely, then, because I do/have/am all of those things, plus a lot of other things besides which I suspect you'd find gross and unpleasant. This way, you don't end up dating someone who might be interesting or different, and I don't have to worry about getting stuck with someone shallow, materialist, and conventional. Everyone wins.

>he suffers from "selective eating disorder"

>>26016853

>orders water

wtf is wrong with this i usually get water or lemonade because of the soda jew

>>26017381
This. Fas food make most of their profits from soda alone

What about ordering bottled water not tap?

>not ordering water every time

have fun with your diabetes and heart disease

>>26016853
>water
Nigger, what is wrong with you. What if I just don't eat sugar because I don't like sweets. I always order either water or tea, if they have unsweetened when I eat out.

>>26017413

has to be glacier mined in iceland and bottled on fiji by children. otherwise no puss

Honestly most of the drinks you have should be water. Soda only tastes good when you've gotten back from a long run or something

>>26016853
Thanks for the 50th Thread Roastie!
You should win an award!

>>26016853
>his dick under 6''
>he's into anime more than just watching
>doesnt have friends
>never been in club

>>26016853

red flags for girls

>she gives a shit about what drink you order
>she wants you to spend loads of money - gold digger
>she doesnt like the cold
>she doesnt have a Desktop/laptop AND phone/tablet - fucking poorfag

>ordering water
When I go to a resturaunt the table is served with water wtf is this shit where you have to ask for water? Water comes with the fucking meal its like bread.

>stock car audio system

>>26016853
>He wont shill out shekels for me because I'm a womyn
Fuck off roastie

>>26017429
this guy knows what's up.
I drink water almost exclusively
milk or OJ too tho with like breakfast

>everyone mentioning soda
Is soda more common than wine in americlap restaurants? I thought wine was what the OP referred to.

>she browses 4chan
Honestly I'd never date a girl from here, they're invariably fucked up.

>>26017705
It wasnt wine it was any alcoholic drink that she would prefer a "man" to drink like shitty american beer or a cocktail or some shit.

>>26016853
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>he orders water when you go out to a restaurant
thats me

>he keeps the heat in his place under 65f
Yep, i feel like its all in your mind, and cold is just a small opinion unless it at like 55

>he has a desktop instead of a tablet or phone
Yes

>he loves Asian women

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>>26017106
you really showed that fembot!

>>26017450
SO MUCH THIS, i aint spending money unless its high quality!

>>26016853
>he has a desktop instead of a tablet or phone

but tablets are shit and desktops are the best for vidya

>>26016853
the only red flags i have for men are pretty hard to trigger:
>he can't support himself either by honest work or by some sort of investment
>he doesn't travel anywhere. not by feet, car, train, plane, or bus. not visiting places is boring
>he has no passion about something. i don't even care what.
>he constantly talks about himself. that's just annoying after a bit.
>he doesn't own a gun or is a total loser who can't hold his own in a fight. i'm not expecting superman or a navy SEAL, but at least be able to take a punch on the chin and come back swinging. that sort of confidence and manliness to stick up for yourself is super attractive.
>he can't/won't put others before himself sometimes
>he is a doormat that lets everyone walk all over him

other than those, i got nothing. there's some basic attraction things i'm into (dark curly hair on a guy is really hot to me) but those aren't red flag deal breakers.

Red flag for women:

>wants to go to restaurants like a normiescum
>likes to waste money on useless bullshit when it could be used to reduce working hours and have more free time
>uses imperial units to measure temperature.
>doesn't have a desktop or laptop (200% normie)

>>26016853
>Has a desktop instead of a tablet
Why the fuck would i want to downgrade?

>>26016853
red flags for what? A guy who isn't irresponsible with his fucking money?

>>26018411
>he has no ambition
>he thinks trade school is a waste of time
>he thinks writing is a waste of time
>he doesn't play (or actively learn) an instrument
>he drives a prius
>he wears scarves
>he plays MOBAs
>he is agnostic
>he manually walks
>he was/is in a one-word named MMO guild
>he takes esports seriously
>he likes superhero movies other than the nolan trio and the first iron man
>he likes wine
>he likes bernie sanders

>>26018016
>at least be able to take a punch on the chin and come back swinging. that sort of confidence and manliness to stick up for yourself is super attractive.
Lmao, I'm fairly confident/ outgoing, but if this happens I'm gtfo/ throwing my gf into the line of fire if she got me into that mess.
Conflict with no outcome is for retards. If we're talking about home invasion, sure. But at a bar- fuck no I'm not gonna "stand up for myself" because they called you an ugly bitch. I will if he tried taking my shit like "haha thanks senpai" or pushing me around.
But girls don't like guys who go full psycho either :}

>>26018616
>superhero movies other than the nolan trio and the first iron man
You'd kick a man to the curb for liking Super or Kick Ass?

>likes bernie sanders
Ahhh, you're an idiot /pol/tard. Makes sense, then.

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>>26018616
>he thinks writing is a waste of time
Objectively is though, especially if it's a "job."

Jouralism, reviews, critiques, writing books/ poems- all pointless shit if you have no objective foot on any form of realistic investment/ responsibility in the world. And in order for that, you can't be some fucking pansy who writes/ reads all day.

>>26018616
>he manually walks

as opposed to automatically walking?

>>26016853
>he orders water

Not loving the pure, natural, feeling of cold, mild, or warm water sliding down your throat as you feeling it refreshing every cell of your body.

What's wrong with you?

>>26018864
i quit drinking soda all the time several months ago. actually made me feel better. and now i can savor the occasional dew that much more

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>picky eater
>male feminist
>doesn't refrigerate his butter
>doesn't like tomatoes
>is obese
>has lots of female friends
>doesn't get along with other guys
>says he isn't "like the other guys"
>dates teenagers in his 20s
>contactfags on 4chan incessantly
>uses reddit a lot
>is strictly dominant in bed, or leans dominant in bed
>doesn't like kids
>has a beard (hiding his shitty jawline, enjoy your ugly kids)
>has TRIGGERED glasses
>supports mass migration in europe
>has undercut edgelord hitler youth hair
>voted for trudeau in the last canadian election

>>26018016
>not owning a gun/not being good at fighting as red flags

Are you from some barbaric third world state?

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>>26018954
>doesn't like tomatoes

kek this is the most arbitrary, bizarre red flag ive ever seen

>>26016853
Gold digging whore

>>26016853
>Not ordering water

I dropped 30 pounds when I stopped drinking soda and my teeth are a lot whiter. Please kill yourself if you think it is low standard to drink one of the basic necessities for life and something that hydrates you instead of something that dehydrates you and is made by evil Jew corporations.

>>26016853
Red flags for girls
>she cares what you order to drink at dinner
>she cares if you like tomatoes or not
>she goes to bars and clubs regularly for "girls night"
>she is unambitious **important**
>she dresses in slutty clothes regularly
>she's had a boyfriend before you

>he listens to rap music
>he does drugs or drinks to excess
>he doesn't vote
>he talks to much
>he's dumb
>he doesn't read often
I could go on, but mobile

>she drinks something besides water, natural fruit juice, milk, or coffee

Literally getting up and leaving

>>26019523
Lol good luck finding a gf

>he's shy
>plays his console all the time or on the computer
>doesn't like guacamole
>doesn't wear nice clothes
>is a nebbish virgin

>she won't indulge in my diaper fetish

sorry whore, your ass is on the street, I'm looking for Ms. Right here

>liberal
when im looking for a potential husband i need someone who knows how to raise a kid with proper traditional values, understands money etc etc.

>>26017510
That's pretty spot on mate

>>26016853
Red flags for girls:

>She thinks smartphones/tablets aren't cancer that killed Windows and the internet

>>26018982
No she likes to feel protected like any other normal fembot you dumbfuck

>>26016853
I'm glad i stopped coming to this board so often. It's full of trolls and bait.

>>26018016
Robots should listen well to this one. That is an excellent basic requirements list. Any woman with any selection whatsoever likes when you don't trip any of those. Those are good basics to work on, those are basically the be yourself except if your........ requirements. If your all those things then you can go as far as your confidence and individuality takes you for real.