Why do girls love anal sex so much?

>>26010706
interesting phenomena

girls that get off via piv are more likely to learn how to masturbate younger/come younger

more likely to be sluts that enjoy sex

more likely to have more partners

more likely to hate oral sex

and more likely to like/come from anal

>>26010706
Most women I know don't particularly favor it, and I don't either.

>>26010706
its just a meme dude

>>26010706
Since when? Some do, sure. But majority? Top kek anon.

>>26010706
you watch too much porn bro.

Honestly, what's so great about it, for men?
I tried it with 3 different women and never really enjoyed it. Kind of disgusting even desu.

>>26010706
I'm a woman and I can't stand it! There is simply nothing pleasurable about it! I've only done it for my boyfriend when he got all horny and I was sore in my pink area.

>>26010971
>I'm a woman and I can't stand it!

Thats a big reason why its hot

Never met or spoke or been with a girl that actually enjoyed anal lmfao

>>26010921
>Honestly, what's so great about it, for men?
Your prostate is up there

>I tried it with 3 different women and never really enjoyed it. Kind of disgusting even desu.

Wow you let three different girls peg you? What a fucking degenerate.

>>26010706

Gives them a really intense feeling of submission. For High-E women that's enough to make them orgasm.

>>26010995
No, the penetration occurred the other way round.

>>26011003
>tfw low est gf
fugg

>>26011003
Nailed it!

Though it does actually feel good outside of the submissive part, too. I can feel it rubbing up against my vagina, and that feels just as good as vaginal penetration. So it's like vaginal penetration with benefits?

>>26011003

A cock up a girls ass also stimulates ver vagina since they are only separated by a thin layer of tissue.

Only acceptable anal is plowing your trap gf.

>>26011030
I don't think this is true. I've tried it a few times and it just makes me feel light headed and like I'm going to vomit.

>>26011044
All vaginas are different, senpai.

The light headed vomity symptom is likely a result of something other than penetration though.

>>26011044

>light headed and like I'm going to vomit

Those are the best orgasms.

>>26011044

It's true, lrn2biology

my ex came from anal sex and anal fingering, made her scream like a dying banshee

>>26011059
I don't think so because it stops when it's out. It feels like way too much pressure where it's not supposed to be and feels like it's literally stirring my stomach and makes it bubble and feel sick.

>>26011089

It's probably too long for your ass. Try not ramming it in so deep.

>>26011089
>It feels like way too much pressure where it's not supposed to be

The light headed dizzyness is most likely a symptom of your own invention. Stop being so uptight.

>>26010706
>why do women love X

fuck off

>>26011089

Psychosomatic symptoms, that's all. There's no way any sensible dildo can get into your stomach or intestine.

You just need more ass-fucking, and lots of it.

>>26011120
It literally isn't though. He doesn't even go fast or hard but it makes me feel so bad I get stiff and he can tell that it doesn't feel good to me and stops.
I've even used those things that numb your asshole and it still makes me feel sick. There's no pain at least though.

>>26011144
What >>26011137
said. It's in your head.

>>26011144

When you stiffen up it won't feel good. When your body is totally relaxed your ass will accept the dick easily.

>>26011154
But it isn't. It's not like I have any problems with anal and I'm always completely relaxed. It just makes me sick. I have actually vomited from it before also.

>>26010706
>garantuee
>not guarantee

See this picture? It's a guar in a classy hat with a cane. He is clearly British. What to british like? Tea.
Guar and Tea
Guarantee.

like and subscribe.

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>>26011171
Except I forgot the picture, I'm sorry I'm such a bad teacher.

>>26011168
>it is
>it isn't
>it is
>it isn't

I'm not going to do this.

>>26010706
I don't know, but I can bring my girlfriend to orgasm just from anal fingering now.

>>26011171

Fuck off, it's easier to just remember the spelling than that convoluted chain of bullshit. Less of your substandard mnemonics and more of girls talking about how they love a dick in their ass.

>>26011166
I don't stiffen up on purpose. I can be completely relaxed and aroused before but my body does it automatically.

>>26011191

Sure, I wasn't saying it was deliberate. But the involuntary stiffening is what makes it unpleasant.

>>26011168
>missing kinky slut ex
>remember all the bullshit 5% lustful sex 95% bitching and dealing with a retard who also wants money
>stop missing ex

thanks for the reminder, you whores are so fucking stupid prostitutes are a better option given they let me do what i want

>>26011189
I actually just wanted to post a picture of a Guar. What are you going to do about it, homeboy? Anal posters will still post. (see: you)

>>26011171
this is the gayest shit I've read all day.

>>26011203
The thing is though that it doesn't hurt and I don't start to stiffen up until it upsets my stomach. Anal just isn't for me no matter how much we try it's always the same dealo.

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>anal sex is meant to be really tight
>can fit two fingers up my ass but only one in my bagina

???

>>26011219
Gay on r9k!? No way! (that rhymed). Besides it's only traps replying.

>>26011257

Shoo, butt-roastie, shoo

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>>26011290
>butt-roastie

>>26011171
I liked that but it was a bit gay.

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who /canonlygetofftoanalporn/ here?

there is a near 0% chance of this happening but if i ever get a gf i wont be able to get hard from plowing her cunt. i would need to fuck her shithole to feel anything psychologically. ive been degenerated

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>>26011391
As soon as you get a girlfriend, you'll cum and start farting from the tougth of touching her.

Its my biggest fear.
I really need to get an escort to practice.

>>26010981
>its hot
>hot

fuck the virgin is strong in this thread

>get the tip in
>OWOWOWOWNOSTOP

Wow that was really hot 10/10 would do again
Oral>vaginal>hand>anal

>>26012200
>not enjoying the suffering of women under your control

>>26010706
they just pretend they do,
truth is they don't have a prostate so they literally cant get off to it.

>>26012222
>Unironically wanting to hurt another human beyond the masochistic threshold during sex
For got where l was

>>26010706

we're living in an age were just about all the girls out there enjoy anal sex and guess what you're all missing out on it because you're genetically inferior.

>>26012236
>For got where l was

Yes you did roastie, you can go back to /soc/ now.

>>26012235
I can get off by having a guy play with my nipples without touching my genitals. I can get off by putting shit in my urethra. I can certainly get off by having a cock in my ass. The wall between the vagina and anus is super thin. It's often torn during childbirth, in fact.

>>26011391
>not knowing how your own fucking body works

Actually you get tard BEFORE fucking the girl, not while doing it.

>Feeling of doing something naughty
>Submissive act
>It pleases Chad

>>26012298
That's amazing. Teach me, senpai.

>>26011257
>tfw no gf with a rekt butt-roastie

>>26012348
Foreplay helps, get to the point where you're screaming for a cock, then just have them do nipple play, sounding, anal, etc. The extra stimulation should push you over the edge. If not, you need to learn to relax a little better with your partner, it's more about trust than anything else.

>>26012371
How do you do sounding?

>be stretched out from all that thundercock
>start taking it in the ass

it's not rocket surgery

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>all these "robots" speaking from experience
GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26012389
Usually I just insert my pinky finger, tip first, can get it in down to the second knuckle, but I do have very tiny hands. It's not actually very safe to do this as a woman, and very easy to get infections.

Another alternative is a urethral sounding kit, very cheaply available on Amazon.

Sounding gives me ridiculously strong orgasms for some reason, I literally can't move afterwards because all my muscles go limp, and I've timed the length of orgasm at over a minute with a stopwatch. Fucking incredible shit.

>>26012432
What do you want to know, friendo?

>>26012435
Wow, your pee-hole is really stretched then, right?

>>26012363
If you want to see how a butt-roastie looks like search google for anal prolapse. It's the result of too much buttsex. Even more disgusting than a regular roastie.

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>>26012435

Urethra seems to be very sensitive, I've made my ex cum buckets by rubbing and fingering her peehole

>>26012460
No, it's naturally really stretchy. The worst I can say is that I do have a little scarring down there from fingernail nicks. I don't mess with it often, despite the great results as I really don't want a bladder infection.

>>26012432

dude u are just sad

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> sex becomes a pain in the ass

Fucking Roasties

If it feels anything like my ass does when I take cocks it feels fucking fantastic.
t. homo

>>26011009
What are you, gay?

Aaand of course that's not original

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>>26010706

>mfw seeing robots talking about anal while they shart their pants at the thought of holding hands
>mfw it's about as realistic a prospect for them as discussing the finer points of string theory is for a monkey

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>>26013068
There's more than one person on this board senpai.

Case in point, you're on here, and yet you have a healthy sex life and have had anal before.

Get off your high horse.

>>26013068
>string theory
lmao

really, really who gives a fuck

>>26010706
I can't do anal because I get too aggressive and star channeling my repressed misogynist rage into her ass. Having a fat gf sucks.

>>26014063
>channeling my repressed misogynist rage into her ass

that sounds kinda hot senpai desu

>>26014063
>Touching a fatty with anything less than a 10ft pole

>GF loves assplay
>wasn't into giving it out myself but decide to humor her
>butt plugs, rimming, fingering and etc.
>nervous about taking my dick because she's a small girl
>one day she's really horn and wants it
>start easing my lubed up peeped into the butt
>didn't try to prep her because she wanted it NOW
>get the head in before it hurts her too much
>loud popping noise of suction as my glans slips out of her tight hole
>she plans to prepare next time

I wasn't even into this shit but holy fuck it felt so good slipping fingers in and that sensation on my cockhead... Jesus.
>can't stop thinking about it

Any protips? I was planning on playing with her pussy while I do it. Just want to make her cum really hard desu.

>>26014310
fuck that makes me hard reading that

my first and only time having anal sex was with my first girlfriend and we both didnt know what we were doing. it was dark and i just stuck it in and pumped away for like 30 seconds and came inside and it turned out i was in her asshole but didn't even notice

>>26014405
It felt the same as a pussy?

Most don't, it's a literal IRL meme.

Been with my boyfriend, who is an anal fiend, for 9 years now. Tried anal 3 times, twice I straight up passed out, the third time I bled, every where.
It's doesn't feel good at all, it's fucking awful, like shitting out a huge log only backwards, the spiky kind where you know you didn't chew your food right.

Stop basing your notions of sexual relations on porn. The overwhelming majority of porn is created with a male focus in mind. It's made for men to get off on, not for women, and for some weird reason men seem to like putting penises in butts.

judging people on the internet.... Lmao

>>26014655
Your bf's dick is probably too big. Try getting a guy with a smaller dick to do it. It is heavenly.

>>26014655
Did he just... put it in raw? You need to tease your asshole into a relaxed state, use lots and lots of lubricant, and ease in slooooowly while fingering the pussy.

Sure it's vastly overstated how many women enjoy it but it's not nearly like your individual experience.

>>26014099
What ev loser

>>26014405
You have a small penis bro

>>26014725

People always ask me and yes, we did foreplay for over an hour, and even used poppers to try and relax my sphincter. Nothing. RIP.

>>26014689

He's got this hideous money cock now yes, but we first began dating when we were 15 and before his dick underwent this weird late-growth spurt and even then it was too much. Now it most definitely is.

I've had to train my girlfriend to enjoy buttsex over the past few years, had to endure plenty of fights and misunderstandings, but now she can only get off if I'm playing with her ass

>>26014727
>sleeping with fatties
>calling people losers

>>26014767
But did he give you the lickaroo?

>>26014880

>but did he give you the lickaroo?

Ofc, he's a man not a little bitch. I suck him off all the time so it's to be expected.

>>26014767
You should dump him and get with a real man with a real cock.

>>26014917
I meant licking your anus

>>26014932

>a real man with a real cock

His penis is 8.5" long :(
It way, way too big.

>>26014970

Oh yeah, of course. He's an ass man so a lot of the time menstruation week becomes "sitting on his face and jacking him off" week.

>>26014989
Nice.

Shit don't know how I excepted that to be original

>>26010706
Women love anal sex because all they do is fuck assholes.

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>>26011204
Thanks for reminding me of the same thing.
I needed that.

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Because their open minded.

>>26011257
it's always been my dream to meet a girl who's a complete butt-slut but is pure in their vag

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>>26011391
I know that feel very well senpai

>>26014989
Do you not enjoy periodsex? Seems pretty dope to me.

>>26014767
you need to train your butthole sempai. get plugs and stuff, work up to it, and use plenty of lube.

My wife cums harder when I shove a finger up her ass

>>26010995
You cannot be this stupid

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>>26010756
>tfw ex had an insensitive clitoris (or maybe over-sensitive)
>tfw always came multiple times from piv
>could never get her off from oral even though i love doing it
>left me as soon as she graduated high school
S-she's probably getting off constantly on Chads. Kill me.
i miss her so much

>>26010706
It's actually more pleasurable for a male because of the prostate.
Nature's pretty gay.

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>>26015660
Nice my friend!