>Tfw be born Indian. >Tfw no women want us. >Tfw can't

>>26008898

Satan Nutella is head of Microsoft. You have nothing to complain about.

>>26008898
Honestly please tell me why you don't poo in loo?

>one chance at life
>born american
I could have been born all sorts of bad shit like indian or nigerian or a street rat
feels good senpai

>>26008898

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What's it like shit in the street? Like, can you just drop your pants and take a dump as you're walking to the Taj Mahal? Do you ever step in someone else's shit?

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>Mfw Western cucks think it's funny to post POO IN LOO all the time.
>Mfw they don't know that we'll become the next global superpower come 2020.
>Mfw the Brits will be serving us this time.

>>26008898
>tfw indian
>pooing in loo
>residence
>still considered lower than rats

>>26008898
>inb4 find a woman into scat play

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>>26009783
SHITTING
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>>26008898
Do you post on /cric/ la?

>>26008898
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
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>>26010311
STREET
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>>26008898
YOU MISSED 4 REPEATIGN DIGITS BY 1 NUMBER, MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT MISS THE TOILET

POO I N THE L O O

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO ACTUALLY NOT MISS

POO POO IN THE LOO

>>26008898
go away panjeed. nobody wants you its not even that the white women dont want you, any white human doesnt want you. youre worse than americanised niggers.

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>be black grill
>be attracted to Indian guys
>none of them want anything to do with you
>even the brown guys that you see complaining about white supremacy and eurocentric beauty standards and whatnot feel accomplished when they date a white girl

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>>26008898
Do you poo in loo tho?

Please mr poolinloo man.

Why do you take the poo to the loo? Why do you poo in a designated shitting street?

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If i do a poo in piblic prank in Vancouver would youtube pull my video?

Im indian

>>26008898
Just fuck off Microsoft guy
Stop calling my house

>>26010968
Put the video on liveleak or something, not jewtube.

>Visit New Delhi
>People shitting on the streets everywhere
>People peeing everywhere
>The homeless
>Children
>Cows
>So many cows
>All shitting everywhere
>Traffic literally stops because cows are sleeping on the road
>Driving is a real danger because no-one enforces road laws and the roads are all dilapidated
>All food for sale is sitting in 45 degree celcius heat
>It's all rotten
>Meats
>Fruits
>Vegetables
>People try to scam you if you're not a shitskin
>Cab drivers will try convince you the hotel you booked in is out of rooms to scam you into going somewhere else
>Indian 'ear stones'
>'WHAT IS YOUR GOOD NAME?'

Your country will never achieve superpower status when it can't even pave roads.

The British established law, infrastructure, government and the basic features to make your Country the brown version of Canada, the United States, or Australia. You fucked it up and replaced it with corruption, cronyism, and an absolute disregard for honesty and basic hygiene.

Let's not forget that your shitskin tribes have spent most of modern and pre-modern history being invaded or occupied. You couldn't even muster the nards to repel a few thousand British soldiers.

Millions of Indus valley shitskins on their home turf couldn't repel a few thousand British soldiers.

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poo in the toilet silly indian

>>26011101
What the fuck are Indian ear stones?

>>26008898
poo in I feel you bro, I'm not indian but every indian person I've ever known has been chill as fuck.

India's only option if it wants respect as a nation is to work its way to superpower status.

>>26008898
Indians can be ok but all the indians I've met are indians that have assimilated and the most indian thing they ever do in public is eat curry or have their women wear those robe things.

All the ones I know also presumably poo in the loo, something India as a country apparently cannot do.

Why are you shitposting here shouldn't you be at the 7-11 or some shit

>>26008898
DESIGNATED

may as well kill yourself OP, you are a shitskin after all and shitskins are fucking cancer.

Why don't your parents just arrange marriage your shit up?

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>>26009260
>le superpower by 2020 meme
>literally need viral advertising to attempt to curb open defecation

D E S I G N A T E D

>>26009260
>super power

more like super toilet

>>26011301
A person on the street will aggressively offer to clean your ears for free.

After you've presumably told them to fuck off, they will dig around inside your ear and retrieve 'stones'.

They'll tell you all about how bad stones are for your ears and offer you a 'discount' of however many rupees per stone.

>>26011674
lolwot
So after you tell them to fuck off, you then allow them to dig in your ears (with their filthy POO hands close to your face) , where they presumably trick you and tell you they found stones and then charge you

>>26011697
You got it familia.

>>26011674
Did they seriously try to spin a magic trick for children into a trade?

Paki here, i got the cute latino girl with the nice ass. >:^)

>>26011770
Damn it, I wanted that one.

>>26008898
Pajeet, my son, have you ever used a designated shitting street?

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>>26009260
t. Pajeet


Original baka

I think Indian men are really cute, but I'm not good enough for them. Don't want kids, and only have my Associates. All the ones around here attend Princeton and are very well off. I'd feel like I was dragging him down.

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>>26008898
Take your poo to the loo Rajeev please.

I hate listening to Indians
I hate knowing they even exist
I hate your culture
I hate you

saludos cordiales

thats why u guys get an arranged marriage

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>>26009260
>super power
More like super pooper amirite

>>26008898
Pu in lu

>>26012994
>tfw no pepe to shit up my ass

>>26008898
https://youtu.be/wLtFvC0yAsw
No more excuses.