Post ITT if you have no friends! And post why you have no friends!

>>25998425

i don't like talking to people in person.

any friends i get i scare off by being an ultra autist

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I have no friends because I hate every one.

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I have no friends cause Im too lazy to initiate. My future friends will have to talk to me first.

>>25998425
I have no friends because I fear that they will act like pricks to me

I have no friends because I'm inherently unlikable and difficult to be around and talk to

I wish Hiro Nakamura would ban anime outside of its containment board.

I have no friends because i am a pessimistic asshole with no empathy

I have no friends because I am autistic and can't stand rejection. I am bad towards people ,I just want to be a good person.

>>25998764
tell me about your current situation, anon

>>25998764

this is slepcat

I have no friends because most people are passionless and stupid.

I have no friends because I'm a Neet who isn't interested in anything except wandering around

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I have no friends, because I'm a pathological liar, so everyone thinks I already have friends. I'm also extremely boring

>>25998892
I really want to do nothing about it. Friends don't really get me. It usually is just me trying to be nice but never getting closer than acquaintances. How about you?

>>25998951
I think I'm becoming a pathological liar. I lie about stupid shit for no reason.

>"Anon, are you hungry?"
>"Nah, not really."
>Yes I am, why the hell did I say that

>>25998963
Don't worry about me, Anon. What do you believe makes you different from everyone else? What connections do you believe you would want if you do want friends?

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>>25998992
Ye, that is me, I'm lieing about everything minor and major, I lie to my parents amd people in general about the subject I'm studying, the things I like, even stuff like food, what I'm doing, the music I'm listening to, everything. Probably around 90% of the stuff I say are lies, telling the truth just seems so weird and hard

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>spend all day on the internet
>too shy and inept to make internet friends
I envy steam friend threads

they're autistic weeaboos but they have companionship and can talk and be comfortable with each other

I have no one

every attempt at friendship after high school has been futile, online and in real life

>>25999027
Well, lots of things. For starters, I shake whenever someone watches/looks at me. I don't like attention at all. I guess the main difference between me and everyone else is that I am a cerebrotonic while everyone else is...not. The connection I want is to be able to appreciate each other for something. Something like shitposting.

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Really really bad social anxiety and depression kicking me down before I can even try to speak to someone

>>25999144
No. Its futile after middle school.

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>i went full /pol/ on my friends from school and i dont do anything social so when they left i have been lonely for about a year
feels good man

I have no friends because it takes too much effort to maintain a relationship with them and I've always been the type to enjoy my time alone.

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>>25999213
>i went full /pol/ on my friends

I fucking feel you

>>25999144
Online friends are even harder to make and keep than real life friends.

At least that's how it feels to me.

I have no friends. Why? I'd say its probably because of my personality type and personality disorder. My thoughts are mainly based on logic, while other people's thoughts seem to mainly be controlled by their emotions.

I simply don't connect well with others, not that I can't fake it... Its just other people aren't quite on the same page.

I have no friends because everyone I knew in high school turned into bad people. The few people I know still are distant from me and if they try to get close I push them away because I have trouble talking to others. Also making friends is way harder than I thought it would be.

Also the friends I met my gf through went full tumblr and stopped talking to us because we didn't let one of them be a drama whore. So now my gf and I are friendless weebs who never go out and just stay at home and do nothing

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>>25999213
Anybody who subscribes to the belief that multicultural, "tolerant" societies can be strong is not worth being friends with.

>>25999382
>now my gf and I are friendless weebs who never go out and just stay at home and do nothing
that honestly sounds pleasant

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I don't have friends because I'm an asshole.

>>25999148
>I shake whenever someone watches/looks at me
What types of people? Only strangers? Family? Has it always been this way? How bad is the shaking? Has people commented on it before? Is it because you feel them judging you?

>>25999401
It is sometimes but other times it just makes us feel like outcasts. We also don't have our own social groups and that makes us both pathetically dependent on each other. Neither of us like how clingy we are. It's weird having a gf who is also my best and only friend while not having anyone else

My problems are menial but not having friends has been making me feel real sad lately

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>>25999446
>>25998892

>this mong trying to be a psychologist

You fail out of Phych 101 or something?

>>25999466
>It's weird having a gf who is also my best and only friend while not having anyone else

You're living my fucking dream m8

I have no friends and I don't even know why! I tried my best, I was myself, I put myself out there, I cared for people and their opinions, I even bought some of them gifts. After 4 years of trying in HS, I was told i was a nice guy, that's it. Now no one talks to me, I dropped out of uni and my parents probably see me as a huge disappointment. My mom had the same social problems tho, she was nice, and no one gave back

>>25999466
i can definitely see why that might be tiring

that just personally sounds like my ideal situation haha

>>25999509
I just want to hear how he feels bb

>>25999446
Not him, but I'm relatable, I tried hard to make friends >>25999543 but nothing happend out of it. Im not the most social person, nor do i do much with my life, nor do i hava a niche to fit in, im just out of place everywhere. I've given up on trying to make friends, of initiating all the time, let them come to me if they want to

I have one friend!

my therapist :(

>>25998722
lain pls

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About a year ago now my last friend got a gf

She did not like me

Last I heard they are living together in a rented house out in the country

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I have no friends because there is literally nothing enjoyable about having friends.

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I just want one friend and I want it to be a girl that I love and who loves me and wants to be around me

I don't need anyone else

How do we even meet people so that we try to be friends with them? I just dont know where to go, but im willin to try, feeling to lonely lately

All my friends moved away when we graduated uni. And those friends were from middle or high school..

I can't seem to make close friends again. It's basically acquaintance stuff or grabbing dinner out. I just want a group of friends again who'd sleep over or walk into my place like they own the place and we'll just huddle around games or Netflix.

I'm a terrible person and people don't stay friends with me for long. Ah well.

Paranoia and fear.

I'm scared that friends wouldn't actually like me.
I'm scared that if I went up and talked to that person they'd hate me and ridicule me.
I'm scared that if I talk on the phone, they're going to think my voice is stupid or I'm going to misspeak and embarrass myself.
I'm scared that if I answer the question, I'll give the wrong answer and everyone will think I'm stupid.
I'm scared that my new online friend actually hates me and is about to remove me at any second.
I'm scared that if I found a girlfriend, she'd cheat or leave me.
I'm scared that the cashier at the grocery store can see my body language and read my thoughts and know I'm one public embarrassment from bursting into tears.
I'm scared that my opinion is stupid and uneducated and foolish.
I'm scared that people talk about me behind my back. I wonder what they say. It's probably bad.
I hate making decisions. I make the wrong ones. If I make no decisions, I can't mess up and people won't be mad at me.

>>25998425
I have no friends because I know this image is of Toshino Kyouko talking about Mirakurun

I'm really judgemental and hate fun, especially if it involves polyamory.

People don't realize when I judge someone, I hadn't gone in expecting them to be perfect. I just won't ignore your glaring flaws so you don't have to think about them anymore and that might bring your mood down.

Other than that I'm lazy and all I can think to do around other people is watch TV and smoke weed. It's enough for me on my own time so if they want more, there are plenty of other places to look.

>>25999466
I am in the same position with my bf, but unfortunately he is beginning to cave and use facebook and say real fuckin' normie shit about how he wants to make amends with people that we used to both fucking hate, so I can be the asshole for sticking to my views because I'm not that desperate for social status.

I feel bad because I don't want to bring him down but he wants to be a normie.

>>26000168
Gosh. This is a familiar feel.

>I don't want to embarrass myself or let people down so if I do nothing at all, I can't hurt myself or anyone!

>>26000320
Put him in his place. Crabs in a bucket. A peasant shouldn't aspire to rise above his position in life.

>>25998425
I had 4 after school, I literally got separated from them because I get lost quite easily on city ( yes I am this much stupid ), so I would keep denying most invites to go out. Honestly, I think it was for the best.

I got tired of trying to please with nothing in return, so I stopped.

I want someone to message me first. I want someone to be excited to see me. I want someone to miss me when I'm gone.

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>>25998425
I do not have any friends and literally only talk to people recreationally here

why

I always care about other people more than they care about me. No one likes having selfless friends with such strong feelings for them (even though I try to hide it).

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>>25999755
Same. Even though it would be nice to have someone to talk to about my interests. But that's why I have 4chan.

>>26000320
>forgiveness

this is the worst normie meme

if you hate someone its probably for a good reason and natures way of letting you know its unhealthy to be around that person

but normies fall for the forgiveness meme and keep associating with shithead friends who get them into trouble, dating people who'll cheat on them again and spending time with abusive family members who make them feel like shit, then they wonder why their lives are horrible

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Well I did have ONE friends, but I am blocking him out of my life because I've grown tired of him.

He still tries to reach me but I just ignore him, hopefully he gets the memo soon.

>>26000444
>>26000480
hive caring anon minds

>>26000600
This is so shitty to say, but being selfless and caring is so disadvantageous in our world. People walk all over you and take advantage of you. I love helping people and making them feel good, and people just exploit that.

Who needs friends when you have animus and mango

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>>26000444
I know this all too well
>tfw you will never have someone to be exited to see you.
>you will never have someone who wants to hug you when you have a break down and run their hand through your hair and say it's gonna be okay.

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Kyouko is my friend!

>>26000746
>you will never ever ever be a cute middle school girl in the amusement club

>>25999392
Well, according to this the US still has an age of intellect to get through before decadence.

>>26000746
That's the face she makes when you ask her out and she finds it funny that such a dumb nerd would think he ever had a chance.

>>26000746
She is not your friend, she is a cartoon.

>>26000883
I am anons friend!
>>26000746
Ohayo!!

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does my therapist count as a friend?

if not, i have no friends

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>>26000746
Well, she's not Chinasty at least.

>>25999446
>posted one hour ago
Sorry was working on a project
I shake most in the winter cause I always feel cold and I feel like people can see me shaking which makes it even worse. So do you suffer from this?

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>>25998425
I'm too timid and abrasive

I call it as it is, but everyone nowadays would rather pretend everything is fine.

Even my only steam friends deleted me, he tried making me gay, but I guess he deleted me after he realized I wouldn't be a slut


feels pretty shitty man

>>26000972
>paid to listen to you
no

I dont have any friends because I like being alone. Im also a basement-dweller faggot.

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i wish i had one really reliable friend that i could talk to and hang out with and tell my true opinions and watch anime and tv shows with and listen to music with and maybe hug and cuddle them a little bit if they're a cute girl

I've never really had friends at all. I get envious of people who do social things in groups. I always wanted to go to lan parties and things like that when I was a teen. I never did since even those types of people utterly despise me. Such is life.

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I'm a mega autist and nobody in my region (middle of nowhere, in Texas) will like me. I'm also a NEET, and I can be abrasive at the best of times. I also have trust issues and constantly push and test people.

My last IRL friend left me after I told him I didn't want to work full time (60+ hours a week, mandatory overtime) at a prison if I moved in with him. Part time would have paid the bills, but his dad is one of those people that thinks working is living. He had a fiance anyway, so he was moving on a long time ago. It hurts that he hasn't even bothered to say anything to me since then, or that he hasn't noticed that my phone was cut off.

My last group of online friends I had to stop hanging out with when my internet took a permanent dive into the shitter. Couldn't talk on mumble, or play games with them like I used to. I loved those guys. I just hate chatting through text, and opening steam online always slows down what little internet I have, and periodically causes it to quit completely.

They were perfect though. We could talk about anime, games, and even had in depth discussions on our porn and fetishes comfortably. We could talk about personal stuff, and our real lives. I never had much to add though, since i've been a NEET for a while. I wanted to move to Canada just to be near them.

They were the best friends i've ever had, and I never even met them IRL.

I'm just uninteresting. I can't hold a conversation. I have nothing to talk about. It's painful.

I'm very paranoid and usually scare off people who wanna befriend me.

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My country's state is turbulent, so i had to move. Never got along with others well to begin with. I've been in this new country for 4 years now, still don't know how to speak the language because im depressed and autistic. Basically the move here killed what anxiety laced "social life" i had.

I used to have 3 friends, one i had known since i was 5 (im 19 now). We got along nicely until we hit 13 or so, then it started trailing off. He wasn't interested in me much anymore, and i was known to be clingy/insecure, etc. We still hanged out but it was mostly to appease the fact that we got along so well for so long and had so many inside jokes together . I still keep token contact with him.

My other friend is just not very interested in me and is going through his college period. Which i understand. We never really got along all that well.

Anyways i haven't talked to anyone for Five (5) years. I would just love to have someone to talk to, even online.

>>26001283
>He had a fiance anyway, so he was moving on a long time ago. It hurts that he hasn't even bothered to say anything to me since then, or that he hasn't noticed that my phone was cut off.
This is what my last in real life friend did

His gf hated me from the start so once they started dating seriously I really didn't see each other
He threw a party once where he invited all our of the people from high school we graduated with (about 15 people, small private school, party was a few years after finishing) except me and I knew that was really it, no one likes me anymore

He lives with his gf now and its been two years since the last time I did anything social

>>25998425
I don't really like people and I'm not interesting at all.