Who /can't grow beard/ here? Is there anything worse for

Clearly the beard is the only thing that changed his appearance

>>25996862
Beards cover up the jaw line and double chin. It's essentially "cheating" if you're a man. I guess that's why only real men can grow one.

>>25996862
Glued my pubes on my face to enhance my neckbeard. Great success.

finally mine is starting to fill in on the cheeks. I'm so happy because a beard suits my face so well

is there anyway to speed up your beard genetics?

I already take vitamins, biotin etc and eat lots of fats

>>25997124
how long anon?

>tfw god tier facial hair genetics, but the color of my facial hair is red and blonde

Just fuck my shit up. I look retarded as fuck when I grow a beard because of the color

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Is this acceptable?

>>25997290
I don't see how that's that bad. Mine is the same color as Michael Fassbenders

>can't grow beard
>would look even worse with one

I don't know how to feel tbqh f4m

Beards are only an improvement if you have a weak jaw/chin.

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>>25997311
are you fucking mocking me

>>25996988
Cheating what, exactly

>>25997658
Would never mock robots. I just wanted expert robot opinion since I can't trust normies and I don't know if they really like it or just secretly make fun of me.

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I ordered one off AMAZON a few months back. This was my first attempt and I think it came out good. I've gotten a bit better with the placement, usually wear one when I get dressed up. Nobody can even tell, so have no fear of you can't grow a beard...just buy one.

>>25996862
>tfw weak jaw
>tfw can't grow beard
>tfw balding

JUST

>>25996862
I can sort've grow one but it comes out in strands and looks like pubes. Apparently my dad had the same issue, but his winded up coming out fine in the long run.

>>25997749
Anon. Its easy to tell.

>>25996862
>tfw can grow nice goatee
>tfw I used to look better without one
>went through years of my life where id be scared to shave it
>shave it one day
>have double chin from hell
>grow it again
>never shave again

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>>25997749
Dude... no...

>>25997749
LMFAO. Don't do that shit man, it doesn't look good.

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>>25997802
>>25997823
>>25997846
fucking hell this place is truly lost

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Beards are unfashionable now, don't you know? Clean shaven is back and ready to shame the jawlets.

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>>25996862
If mustaches don't come back en vogue soon I'm gonna fucking kill myself

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>>25997772
>>tfw can't grow beard
>>tfw balding
and they wonder why we hate life
we've been fucked from the beginning

>>25996862
>21 and still no decent beard, just some hairs here and there

Do i still have hope? How long do i need to wait?

>>25997906
>Beards are unfashionable now, don't you know?
But they're not unfashionable

>>25997998
Are you a cuck? They're very unfashionable.

>>25997772
How is a weak jaw? Like "pointy" and not square?

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>mfw can't grow beard
>mfw not into the well-dressed hipster lumberjack look anyway

>>25997772

iktf bro, balding is literally a death sentence in your 20's. RCH-01 is our only hope.

http://replicel.com/product-pipeline/rch-01-hair-regeneration/

pls work

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>tfw 24, balding AND I got facial hair of a 14 year old

>>25998153
god hatess us

>>25998031
Not in Canada they aren't. Besides, I'm not talking /fa/ advice from some basement dweller on /r9k/

>>25998153
this is not true. there are several kinds of testosterone - testosterone that makes you manly and testosterone that makes you go bald

also body hair is not correlated to testosterone.

and fuck you i dont have to provide source for my claims because no sources are cited in pic you provided

>>25998122
tangible autism

Will rogane help me grow a beard?

I just have some hairs on my face that are not visible.

Can't really grow a beard, but I'm working on a sweet mustache that's coming in nicely

>>25998395
I know, the conversion of testosterone to dihydrotestosterone was explained earlier in the article.

Cool it with the aggression, man. Sounds like you got an excessive amount of testosterone.

>>25996862

>facial hair only grows in a neckbeard pattern that doesn't even cover my whole neck
>other parts of my face/neck are completely bare
>hair that actually grows is gross and wiry and grows like wildfire
>have to shave every other day or i look like a disgusting greasy teenager
>23 years old

kill me

>>25997631
>this is what beardlets actually believe
>>25997749
JUST FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE UP FARM

>>25997197
use beard oil m8

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>>25997631
Just like hair and eyebrows are only an improvement if you've got a deformed skull and brow right?

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I really wish the beard meme would die off.

>>25997970
It will grow. Just wait.

>>25999073
Spot the butthurt baby face that cant grow a beard

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>>25997749
Holy shit that hilarious

>>25997970
Same boat m8

>>25996862
I grow super light facial hair and I just shave it all the time
>what can be worse?
probably being super short which I also am

Beards are associated these days with hipsters, nu-males, mudslimes, and Conchita.

Fuck beards.

I wish it was the other way around, though. Shaving sucks

>>25999602
>Beards are associated these days with hipsters, nu-males, mudslimes, and Conchita.
Except that's wrong. I love all these butthurt faggots that attribute having beards to being a beta loser just because they don't like them.

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>>25997749
you look like a tim and eric character

Cant grow a full beard but then again Im 19 and ive heard your beard doesnt fully develop until mid twenties.....right guys????? :(

>>25997311
Will pls

>>25997749
Abel? Is that you?

>>25999073
Except long beards have been in style for hundreds of years and that hair style has been around since the early 1900s

There's an annoying 1/4'' gap between full facial hair on my cheeks and neck and the full facial hair around my mouth. Hair just will not grow there. I've tried everything. There's not even a micrometer of peach fuzz in the whole patch. At least I can grow a goatee or chops

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>>25997749
So you bought someone's pubes off of Amazon and glued them to your face? Alright.

>>25999818
Try losing weight tubby

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>>25999856
>>25999716
>>25999646
>>25999286
>>25998858
>>25997846
>>25997823
>>25997802
>being this fucking new that you don't recognize that picture

I want reddit to leave

>>25999886
I've been here since 2008 and I don't recognize that shit. Please enlighten me oh wise oldfag.

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>>25999669
>tfw shitty greek genetics
Maybe I have talent for making souvlaki or something

First picture he looks like a normal human being, a bit booky, not too shabby

Second picture looks like the biggest fucking douche to come out of douche town

>>25999642
Fuck off, Ahmed. Go be a sandnigger somewhere else.

>dead cells come out of my face at a rate which vastly exceeds your own, please acknowledge my superiority

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ATTENTION ALL YOU FAGGOTS WHO CANT GROW A BEARD:

Start using minoxidil on your face. It worked wonders for me and it's incredibly cheap. You can get a 6 month supply for around $25 on amazon. Just be warned, it takes about a month to start seeing results

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>>25999920
http://pop000690.deviantart.com/gallery/

We've already been over this a bunch of times. Besides, people should know better (unless you're new) and click the google reverse image search button before being retarded and believing it's actually anon in a pic.

>>26000175
Is that you? You seem really butthurt someone posted that picture

>>26000284
Just lurk a year before posting.

>>26000156
im op and been using this for 5 months and my beard looks like shit

>try to grow a beard
>it's a terrible melange of color

Seriously, my beard is made up of black, brown, white, blonde, and red hair. Is this supposed to happen to anyone? It looks like hobo shit smeared across my face, I don't come across as anything but a nutjob when I have one.

>>25996862
>Who /can't grow beard/ here?
>Is there anything worse for men?i seriously doubt
>what have ye done to fix it? did it work?

If you can't grow a beard you're not really a man, desu.

>normally shave once a week, because work isn't bothered
>forget to shave last weekend
>decide to let it grow a bit
>several people have said it suits me, including my dad, and he's not really the beard type
>going to keep it

W-will people recognise me as a real man now? It looks like a mess to me right now, with the hair sticking out in different directions. I assume a beard trimmer would help with that?

beard owner here.
I'm balding too - but I realized after a couple years that had no bearing on my life, career, sex life, etc. I give 1 fucks about hair loss.
The beard, on the other hand has gotten me all kinds of positive attention. Girls love it. Executives at my job have commented that they wish they had the ability to grow a beard like mine. I've been called "masculine" several times by women and men since I grew it.
The trick is letting it grow with no trimming for 1+ month. It's itchy as Fuck and you look like homeless bum, but after it fills out - it's relatively maintenance free.

>>26000363
Trim it and shave the neck

>>26000323
>tfw ginger hairs sticking out around my chin
>tfw a white hair in my moustache which keeps growing back

>>26000307
I don't think anyone but you in this thread has seen this picture before, m80. You're the only one saying they have.

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>>25996862
Beards nothing special. It's just hair on the face.

I don't think i'd look good regardless if i was bearded

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>>25997846
>LMFAO

holy shit literally worst than "xD"

please fucking hang yourself you fucking moron

>>26000424
Hey Stallman

How's GNU Hurd coming along?

>>25997749
I don't even know what to say to that. I'd think it was a joke if the kid didn't look so serious

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>>25997749
Lol this guy is priceless. I forgot the luls that can be provided by deviant art

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>>25999073
who cares about pic related though? literally everything fashion/style related from pervious eras is remembered as a novelty/completely retarded after they become passe

even with small revivals and when fashion/trends swing back around and they're suddenly super vouge, sartorial brilliance etc, they are brought back as a novelty and laughed at (skinny jeans are an exception damn them boys are a staple now, they're becoming less vouge but not less unfashionable or clownish, stage development t b h. they're permemant now lads, even as more relaxed--but not baggy dont get ahead of yourself, it's a different look to the one you know--trouser fits become what is 'cutting-edge' and 'in'). This will continue for all eternity.

>>26000470
LMFAO cuntbag

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>>26000363

Spend some of your greenbacks on a pair of barber scissors, a fine toothed comb, some beard oil, and good hair conditoner for the shower. Shave the top of your cheeks and your neck, keep it looking clean, and remember to use a napkin regularly when eating out with your new found qt's. Beards work magic on ho's if you're not fat and dress ok.

>>26000474
Stallmans beard is shit compared to mine

>>25998123
it ain't gonna work familia

>>26000396
>shave the neck
>>26000615
>Shave the top of your cheeks and your neck

Please define 'neck'. Do you mean everything below my jawline? I'm googling this, but the angles on the images aren't great, so I can't tell.

I could very easily fuck this up and look ridiculous, and then have to shave the whole thing off.

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>>26000826

No no, not the whole neck sorry. Just make it look neat from where your beard ends and down the neck from there, and along the sides. Make the beard more defined instead of scraggly looking with stray hairs around the bottom of your beard. You dig?

>>26000936
Oh yeah, I've been doing that a bit already. Tops of cheeks as well, like (I think) you said.

>>26001176
Good man. Beard trimmers can give you split ends and make the hairs stick out in random directions. Get a comb and barber scissors and trim it by hand. Takes longer, but you'll look better.