>be me >9 x 6 dick >join group of guys (similar to anonymous

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How is it fair that both 4 inch and 8 inch dicks are moderately common in humans, even in the same ethnicity group?

How can a factor of 2 be part of the game.

you are a bad person and should feel bad

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>>25984575
Walter White didn't, so..

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who /cervix issues/ here?

I've been spreading my genital herpes to random tinder whores for the past year and a half. Hope you wrapped that shlong up, OP.

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>>25984609
the transmitting rate isn't so high, your punishment plan would have to be more severe

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technique counts right?

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no takerers

how small are we talking here OP

did you cuck 5 inchers or micropenises?

>>25984550
Its not fair. If evolution is legit, why didnt manlets, bald fags, and small dicks get bred out?

>>25984969
Obviously the genes that cause those managed to breed somehow.

>>25984969
because of rape.

>>25984628
>punishment plan
Bro I was just warning you that there may be an influx of herps and you should be safe when you bang skanks.

>>25984969

Women can still pass on those genes even if they reproduce with men who aren't manlets, bald or dicklets

>get born with a small dick
>never be considered a real man due to that
>publicly laughed at by everyone
>being humiliated is considered normal

Just tell me why should I work for this normie society? Why should I work hard to overcome my shortcomings(pun intended) when I get treated like shit. It's fucking retarded.

>>25984531
0/10
bad effort

>>25985100
That's true, guys should stop settling for women with shitty genes, women sure don't cause they have higher standards. Men are encouraged to fuck anything with a hole.

>>25985175

The only one of those things you could even see is if she is a womanlet. No way to tell if she carries genes for balding and dicklet syndrome. I guess you could try to find out what age her dad and grandfathers started balding.

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>>25984588
his balls flair up lmao

>>25984969
Because it doesn't really matter to much in the grand scheme of things. Plenty of bald men, small dicks, and manlets get some. You don't because you're autistic.

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>>25984531
Congratulations on the 300 response thread you are sure to garner with this beight

>>25985294
Plenty of them also get divorced, cucked or other things women do to inferior men and get away with.

>>25985294
They got some in times when women werent ridiculously hypergamous like this modern age where they can phone dial donkey cocks in a second. Small dicks can get laid yes but the woman will still laugh at the penis anyway and her friends will do the same.

>>25984531

yeah it's bait, OP has been watching too much Fight Club. his story is based loosely on it.

>>25985372
your dick will be based loosely in my mouth faggot

>>25985459
So you're gonna suck his dick? Wouldn't that make you the faggot?

>>25985566
It's only gay if their balls touch faggot.

>>25984531
ITT:Shit that never happened.
Kek.
AAA for dudes with small dicks. Sorry I doubt they'd ever meet in person.

>>25984531
Can someone please explain to me what these people get out of trying to make other people on this board feel bad about themselves, shouldn't we all be friends. I just find it ironic that a lot of you people have a go at normies for being cruel, but you people seem to actively enjoy setting off other people's insecurities for no reason

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>>25985080
>influx of herpes
damn, how many tinder chicks do you pull?

>>25985894
Sociopaths love getting off on the suffering of others.

>>25985894
>>25985911
This. And all normies are effectively sociopaths.

>>25985924
No sociopaths are not normal people.

>>25985803
Tbh can believe something like that exists

big dicks are only for chicks that are too young and stupid to know better.

>>25985990
Like your 4incher ?

Lmao

>>25985990
All women are eternally trapped in a mental state that can be described as young and stupid.

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OP here

the story of a guy (swimming pool attendant) with a huge cock invading a small penis self-help group and fucking their in awe exes

... I literally took it from a german comedy from 2004 called "Das allerbeste Stueck", which is actually the sequel of another penis envy comedy from 2002, "Das beste Stueck"

The main cuck, the story of which is told (ends up marrying a girl who had an ex with a big dick), is a somewhat known Chad looking German actor (left in pic)

I'm actually not joking here

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pech

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_beste_St%C3%BCck

>pretend to be 3.5, befriend the guys
>get the contact of their exes
That's a pretty huge jump right their bro.

How do you go from
>hey I have a tiny dick too lets be best friends
to
>what's your exes phone number?

Also, is there really such a thing as "small dicks anonymous"?

ITT: dudes blame their completly normal sized dick for their shortcomings with the ladies

>>25986120
too long ago since I saw the movie (>>25986038). I think they just meet in private or at parties where he gets their numbers.
It doesn't seem off in the movie context

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do i have a good enough dick to be a bull?

>>25986391
Weird as fuck, why is it pointing down?
2/10

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>tfw all the gross flesh and dicks posted here have made 3D totally revolting
>tfw I am cultivating my imagination and ascending to the pure realm of 2D
>tfw I am beyond the desires of the flesh and only wish to bask in the warm divine light of 2D

>>25984969
becuase nothing has a purpose

entropy

no god

i for one support their efforts. i hate the universe.

>>25984969
rape and arranged marriage

>>25985911
>>25985924
>>25985894
this has nothing to do with being a sociopath you retards. you are not special. they do it probably because they are bitter faggots who got hurt themselves alot (probably bullied in highschool)

>>25986616
wow lot of projecting there, normie

>>25986616
no, it's not about being bitter, it's literally just trolling

it's fun to make people upset, that's the essence of trolling

>>25984531
post your erect penis with a ruler on top and time stamp plz...with "anon is a fag"

>>25987630
I suffer from heroin induced erectile disfunction since September 2015

>>25986391
I think you do fAm. bitches love big flaccid schlongs

>>25984588
>>25984604
>>25984628
>>25984683
>>25984945
mentally ill piece of shit detected

>>25987943
no, heroin

>>25984969
Because in the end Chad doesn't have enough resources for every woman so some of them have to make do with something average.

>>25984531
It's unlikely you're 9x6. Most guys in porn aren't that big.

>>25984969
dicks only need to be big enough to do the job
plus we have the biggest dicks of all the primates, so big dicks are selected for

>>25984628
Anybody have sauce for this?
This used to be one of my favorites, but can't remember the name of the girl

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>>25984969
Because of technological and cultural adaptations. If you're short, wear high heals. If you're bald, wear a wig. If you have a small dick, structure society so that everyone wears clothes until their wedding night and the woman is not allowed to back out of the deal.

>>25984531
>>get the contact of their exes

Doubt.

>>25984683
Actually it does to an extent.

I've started fucking a girl with a super tight oussy and I have a cock that's 6.5*5.5
I'm able to make her cum quite consistently but apparently her ex was able to make her cum two times in a row because his cock was a bit smaller, so she could ride him on top until she started cumming then he flipped her onto missionary and fucked her as hard as he could to make her cum again.

When I fuck her with my bigger dick she Cums but then if I keep fucking her she seriously asks me to stop because apparently it gets too sensitive for her.

So I'm getting retrospectively cucked by a guy with a smaller dick.

Btw I asked her about it because she's already said that I was bigger than her exes and had made her cum so I figured I was ahead in terms of fucking her well.