>tfw the first person to message her happy birthday

>tfw a huge cuck

>>25981473
shes ignoring you

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>>25981473
Christ man, I can smell the desperation from here.

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She replied!!

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>>25981473
The only time this would be acceptable would be New Years

>>25981784
nice, now profess your love for her

How come no one on /r9k/ has any idea how to talk to girls without coming off as autistic and desperate? Every time I see threads about a robot texting some girl, she's always so obviously uninterested.

>00:27
>almost 20 minutes later
smdh tbqh pham

>>25981473
Proper grammar in casual talk is a sign of autism. Please stop embarrassing yourself.

>>25981997

because guys who actually know how to talk to women aren't wasting their time discussing it on 4chan

the only people who post this kind of garbage are idiots who dont know any better

Some advice OP, don't put her on a pedestal. You won't reek desperation as much no matter how much you are.

>>25981784
Ask her what she has planned for her birthday, then invite yourself.

I believe in you OP

>>25982095
OP might just be retarded enough to do this.

>>25981997
because most of these threads are made up by the same guy, in fact you are probably him bumping your own thread.

>>25982116
It's actually good advice. Girls appreciate confidence, and this one wouldn't be texting OP if she weren't interested.

OP do it!

>>25982223
>wouldn't be texting if not interested
Um have you ever interacted with a person before? Of course she replied thanks. If she said something else it would be a reason.

>>25982264
OP don't listen to him, he's obviously jealous

Girls like being sent "cute texts", where you tell them you're a great friend and whatever. Do that

>>25982334
Not really. Girls are getting sent this left and right, you'll blend right in.

Pose as a girl online, gain orbiters doing nothing, and see for yourself.